Melissa Manning (left) and Kelly Christiansen are very excited about the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition. The show debuts tomorrow on SCORELAND.
A lot of entertaining things have been happening around here recently.
Santa Lucas gave Kelly Christiansen a spanking.
Minka stretched a collection of Christmas sweaters with her KK-cup boobs. Those sweaters are totally ruined.
Maserati and Beverly Paige went caroling.
Melissa Manning licked and sucked a candy cane or two. Or three.
And Frosty had a night out he’ll never forget…unless he has a meltdown.
And me? Well, despite X.D. and J.D. telling me to keep my dirty mitts (actually, my voice) away from the models, I’ve been interviewing one girl after another for the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition, which goes live tomorrow at SCORELAND. The girls: Kelly, Maserati, Minka, Destiny Rose, Melissa Manning, Desiree and Samantha 38G. Plus special guest appearances by Venera, Micky Bells, Beverly Paige, Jasmine Shiraz, Karen Fisher and Nancy Navarro.
I’m really in the holiday spirit this year. Check out the show and you’ll see why.
36 SCORELAND Girls in 18 sizzling solo and 18 red-hot XXX chapters.
704 minutes total running time.
It will take you half a day to watch this mammathon straight through.
But wait. There’s more. There’s SCORE.
Fresh from the printers comes the February ’12 SCORE with holiday cover honey Venera. Now at your favorite newsstand in a special edition with a DVD or get the magazine itself fast and easy from us at eBoobStore.
Some holiday cheer?
Every time I see a picture or a video of Venera, I’m in awe of her fantastic body, and this layout is no exception. This edition also stars Angela White and Maggie Green in girl-girl smushin’, Micky Bells, Beshine, Africa, Claudia Kealoha, Brittany O’Neil and hot butt-ed sex with Miami princess Angelina Castro. We even included a DVD with complete XXX scenes from the movie Big Tit Tune-up in the newsstand edition, in most areas.
Plus, we go behind the scenes for On Location Puerto Vallarta, kick off Dolly Delight’s bra giveaway contest and announce the winner of Shione Cooper’s bra from our August ’11 issue, Mr. W.F. from Maryland, who wrote: “I’ll have to thank my wife for buying me the magazine. My wife is 120 pounds with 36Ds that keep me happy! I have told her to send in some pics of herself but she just laughs. I will get her to try the bra on, just to see how big Shione is and then frame it! I want to thank you and your company for the chance to win the bra and for featuring beautiful women every month.”
A.W. writes “Scorecard,” SCORELAND‘s letters column: “I’m looking forward to more of Jasmine Shiraz. I hope this was more than a one-time fling. Another girl I want to see more of is Kaytee Carter. She never did that hardcore video. Now that Destiny Rose is doing hardcore and loving it, how about asking Kaytee and Destiny to do a threesome?”
K.S. also sent his take about Jasmine:“Hope to see Jasmine Shiraz again soon. She is extremely sexy looking. I’m impressed that she masturbated all-out on her first trip. I love girls that look like the kind of girls you see at work or in class and will do hot things. That means they are wild in bed and, I hope, proud of it. Elaina Gregory, Catt Green and Beverly Paige are like that also. I think in the back of our minds we think that most girls would never consider taking their clothes off for the camera, and Jasmine contradicts that stereotype.”
Jasmine will indeed be back. As far as Kaytee trying a boy-girl video, let alone she and Destiny teaming up again, only time will tell.
K.H. writes: “I am overwhelmed by ‘The Impossible Dream Girl’ Venera. I read that her name means worship and goddess; both are true. My favorite model is Danni Ashe. I am not one to compare, but I do recognize similarities in women.”
Summer's tits open all doors.
Venera: will she win SCORE Newcomer of the Year?
W.A. has a different point of view about a longtime topic at “Scorecard” and includes some personal history. He may be bucking the majority–or is he?– but he deserves to speak his mind and be heard: “Since I read ‘Scorecard’ and all the comments under the daily scenes, I know I am outnumbered here by the naturals fans, but I’m happy to say that I love big boob jobs. I love girls like Annina, Summer Sinn and Brittany O’Neil more than the naturals. I think they are also much hotter and sluttier in their sex scenes than the naturals with a couple of exceptions (Arianna Sinn, Christy Marks). Most of the steady girlfriends in my life have had boob jobs, and most of them got them before they met me. I just zeroed in on them. I love the springy feel and the look of them, especially in bed with my cock sliding between them and into their mouths. In fact, I’ve had arguments with some of them because I can’t keep my hands off their tits when we’re together. When I see a girl with a boob job on TV, I can’t change the channel. So say all you want but don’t knock them until you’ve tried them. I haven’t found a girlfriend with tits the size of Minka’s or Casey James’ yet. The odds would be like hitting the lottery, but I can still think about it.”
Thanks to all the SCORE Guys and Gals who contribute to “Scorecard” (Scorecard@scoregroup.com). With an average of five letters published every week, over 3,000 letters with accompanying photos have been archived in “Scorecard” since 2000. Keep the tradition alive. Your comments and suggestions are always appreciated!
You don’t need to be an American to appreciate this weekend’s menu. It’s always a holiday of hooters here. A parade of pulchritude. And here’s why.
Kelly Christiansen is back at our citadel of cleavage. Reason enough to celebrate. Is there anyone who spreads the sunshine like Kelly? She’s the go-to girl for many Scorelanders. I remember thinking the first day we met Kelly, ” This is a superwoman.” The blonde goddess, a reader’s wife, has become a huge favorite and a regular since her debut in the Holiday ’10 SCORE. What Kelly wants, Kelly gets. And she gets it all in the fresh scene “Angel of SCORELAND.” A camera lens melted from the intense heat Kelly generated. I warned them not to get too close. Look for Kelly in the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition, coming soon!
Kelly Christiansen: "Angel of SCORELAND."
December ’11 SCORE covergirl Venera is back to give us more stackitude. She’s really knocked another one out of the park. I’ve never seen anyone anywhere built with a better bod for bikinis than this living Venus. Bikinis and Venera are like apple pie and ice cream. They just go together. “I love bikinis,” Venera told us. “Really small and with push-ups. I have a very little back and a big cup size so I am not easy to fit. I enjoyed wearing some of them for my SCORE videos. ” No dream girl ever created in the feverish imagination of the most-talented artist comes close to the reality of Venera.
Venera: "The Impossible Dreamgirl."
For me, one of the great events of 2009 was the arrival of a spectacular redhead named Destiny Rose. She idealizes the hot, big-boobed girl-next-door. (Maria called the Ohioan a “corn-fed cutie” her first day at SCORE.) No one knew where Destiny would take things, how much she would share, how far she would go. In 2010, Destiny and Kaytee Carter made a sizzling hot pair in the reality parody More To Fuck. One of the great events of 2011 was Destiny deciding to go all in after thinking it over long and hard. And long and hard is what Destiny deserves in “But Professor…I’m A Stripper!” her third boy-girl, now playing at SCOREVideos.com. It’s a must-see. And she gets a creampie, too, in keeping with the holiday.
Destiny Rose: "But Professor...I'm A Stripper!"
Thanksgiving is all about huge, juicy breasts, sweet taters and pie, so I’ll close this blog with a comment that ultra-sexy Daylene Rio made during last year’s SCOREtv Holiday Edition. Leave it to frictionalizing lap dancers from Los Angeles to say it best.
Not long after ordering Venera’s Busty Debut, J.D. sent the staff at eBoobStore an email. Here’s part of it. We’re guessing J.D. somewhat liked Venera’s first DVD. What’s not to like? She’s 100% eye candy.
“I really didn’t think I would ever live to see another slim-and-stacked, all-natural girl as hot as the goddess Merilyn, but this Venera DVD proved me wrong! Yes, God is alive and well, based on this incredibly erotic evidence. Venera joins Merilyn in the exclusive pantheon of all-time greats.
Going back with Devon Daniels.
“As always, SCORE has the best team in the business working behind the camera, and your hair and makeup people, set dressers, camera man, sound recorder and Ms. Interviewer all hit home runs here.
“In fact, the sight and sound of Venera swaying and slapping her boobs are worth the price of admission alone! She also has the best back view, with her boobs splaying out on both sides, of anyone I’ve ever seen, including the legendary Devon Daniels! And she says her tits are still growing! The final chapter showing Venera in and out of the pool, her body oiled and glistening in the bright, tropical sun, stroking her body with the soft petals of a pink flower, truly defies description…
“What I wasn’t prepared for is what a bright girl Venera is, as she reveals in her interview! When she says she loves to slap guys in the face with her heavy and humongous H-cups–jumping Jiminy!
“Like Merilyn, Venera is a complete natural in front of the camera. Just turn it on and watch her go! Fans of slim-and-stacked women MUST have this DVD in their collections. For us, Christmas came early this year!”
Venera’s stackitude is mindboggling. How can anyone so slim be so naturally busty? And yet, seeing is believing. I pondered the same question in 2005 when Merilyn Sakova exploded onto the scene. I realize there’s no definitive answer. It’s a miracle of nature in how body mass is distributed, and that’s the only answer I can come up with. And I’m grateful for this phenomenon. And to Venera for showing us what nature has bestowed upon her.
Venera’s debut in the December ’11 SCORE, now being stacked on newsstand racks all over the world, will have the same impact. There will be lots of rack studying going on in numerous countries from the States to Sweden to Australia.
Also starring in this edition: Maserati; Michelle Bond and Eden Mor; Angel Gee; Valory Irene; Brooke Tyler; Kaytee Carter; Kelly Christiansen & Karen Fisher XXX; and a DVD preview of Big Tit A-List 2.
Pick up a copy at your local store or get it with a few clicks at eBoobStore.com.
Either way, don’t miss it.
And get to know Venera on DVD. Available now and only from SCORE, Venera’s Busty Debut, filmed in Jamaica, is the first DVD to showcase the slim-n-stacked hottie. See the trailer at eBoobStore.com.
“Can’t wait for Angela White Finally Fucks to come out on DVD. Please guys, make this happen ASAP,” Adam wrote when Angela’s SCORELAND special began.
“Can’t wait to buy the DVD,” seconded Ian.
“I’m happy that Angela’s doing hardcore. When her first XXX movie comes out later this year, I’ll be among the first to order it,” Reginald commented.
“Hoping for DVD also,” added Crazy Jose.
I can’t blame some girls for making guys wait a long time because when (or if ) it ever does happen, you just know it’s going to be worth it. Angela really delivered after years of flirting and teasing (that I always enjoyed). No one was left hanging in the breeze. Hey, she’s not that kind of girl!
Well, now the waiting game is over and we thank you for your patience. Angela White Finally Fucks is now on DVD and it’s ready to ship at eBoobStore.com I can definitely say that it’s one of the most eagerly awaited DVDs, judging by all the mail and phone calls.
Venera: beyond slim 'n' stacked.
It’s been 10 years since Ultimate Linsey was released. Ten years since Ultimate Dawn Stone. Seven years since Ultimate Cherry. Angela WhiteFF has that same electric feeling of excitement and rewarded expectations.
And also being released today is Venera’s Busty Debut, in many ways, not unlike Angela’s first introductory DVD, A Day With Angela. Venera is one of the most-praised super-slim and super-stacked SCORE newcomers of the year (her boobs-to-waist ratio is jawdropping) and a big contender for Newcomer of the Year if she can beat off Valory Irene and Leanne Crow (and Beshine, too).
Find your happy seat and check out both trailers in the eBoobStore. It’s a big weekend.
Thank you, Angela White.
Thank you, Venera.
We’re stocking up on the zinc, bee pollen and protein powder in your honor.
In Part 3 of our SCORELAND Special, “Meet Venera,” Venera looks killer in a white, extreme bikini and hot pink high heels in video and in the matching pictorial. Her dimensions are mindblowing. The video answers the question, “What is the sound of two boobs clapping?” She swings her boobs so fast, one of them flies out of her bikini top, then she takes them both out and slaps them together hard and fast, making that lovely smacking sound. Those tits were just made for motorboating. Later in the video, Venera turns her back to the camera, sticks her spankable butt out and calls it “a tight ass, a little, naughty ass.” She’s got that right! Venera really is an action girl, always on the move. Venera is the covergirl of December ’11 SCORE, sure to be a collector’s edition, and look for the all-Venera DVD, Venera’s Busty Debut, coming soon. Log-in and bliss-out. It’s paradise.
I love a girl with a stopless body who knows what she has and who likes to dress the part. “I like sexy clothes that show my cleavage,” Venera happily says. “Tight tops, short skirts, and, of course, high heels.” A bodyguard might also be a good accessory. Venera could easily cause major traffic accidents and riots just walking in public. I don’t know where she shops for those wild outfits and bikinis, but she’s a trendsetter for sure. Check out Part 2 of “Meet Venera” at SCORELAND, going live today.
“Meet Venera” is the name of this new SCORELAND special shot in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Over the next three days, Venera will rock the house trying on sexy, tight clothes, lingerie and bikinis and showing off every inch of her super-trim, super-stacked body. Day One starts off with an interview, then there’s a video and a matching pictorial. If you love ’em with an extreme bust-to-waist ratio, you’ll venerate Venera. I know I did. She’s charmer, too, with a sweet personality, and she likes to slap her boobs together!
