Tag Archive: Victoria Lane

Who’s shakin’ and quakin’?

May 21, 2010 by Elliot James

Kawazonga! The tits just keep on comin’ this week. Victoria Lane wears the kind of dress that would cause an earthquake in Iran. What zingers she has! Michelle May has a fresh set today and a matching video tomorrow. She reminds me of a Voluptuous version of SCORE model Karen Fisher. Michelle’s made an important announcement that hurt me so bad, I can’t tell it on the Blog. Gianna towers over Lorna Morgan, also on Saturday, but Lorna is taller lying down. Height difference aside, it’s a very unusual pairing, the super-hardcore porn performer and the glam star. And finishing off the weekend on SCORELAND with a happy ending, it’s Morgan Leigh in her first, only and last POV Tits & Tug job (or tit wank, as Morgan calls this kind of handiwork). Just like Cindy Cupps and Crystal Gunns. Ya gotta hand it to Morgan. She strokes it right on the beach, too. I always say there’s nothing like sea air to make a girl get a firm grip on things. Morgan Leigh has my eternal gratitude. Enjoy her on Sunday ’cause it’s back to work on Monday.

Happy endings to ya!

The best damn all-natural magazine on the planet

April 13, 2010 by Elliot James
The annual contest results issue. So many great candidates.

The annual contest results issue. So many great candidates.

Pick up your copy of June 2010 Voluptuous today. Edited by the great Maria. Art-directed by the great Vanessa. Printed by top-notch pressmen operating giant machines. The winners of the Model of the Year, Newcomer and Plumper Contests are revealed this issue. This month has sensational pictorials of Karina Hart (Model of the Year), Ashley Sage Ellison (Newcomer of the Year), Samantha (Plumper of the Year) and Christy Marks, Sapphire, Victoria Lane, and Michelle May. Samantha’s win breaks Sapphire’s three continuous years of victory.

It’s been a hell of an erection year. Get your copy now before you hear those dreaded words from the store clerk, “Hey man, it’s like probably soldout.” If you do hear that, get it fast and easy here. Congratulations to the winners!

A DVD I Recommend You Get RIGHT NOW!

March 7, 2010 by Maria
Ashley Sage looks amazing wearing this skimpy number by the pool!

Ashley Sage looks amazing wearing this skimpy number by the pool!

There are 11 stunners in this dick flick and most of them were featured on the blog for you, first!

There are 11 stunners in this dick flick and most of them were featured on the blog for you, first!

Dear Boob Lovers and Blog Readers,

I would NEVER suggest something to you guys if I didn’t think it was 100 percent awesome. That’s just how I roll. That’s why when I saw this flick recently, I said to myself, “Self, you have to tell the guys to score this DVD. It has all the hotness that they need.” So that’s what I am doing.

All Stacked, All Natural is AMAAAAAZINNGGGG Boobtertainment for 11 reasons and they are:

Ashley Sage Ellison, Karina Hart, Natalie Fiore, Jenna Valentine, Taylor Steele, Arianna Sinn, Victoria Lane, Destiny Rose, Bebe Cooper, Kaytee Carter and Carrie Ashton.

All that tit power in this one DVD! Now I am not an economist or an accountant. I am just a simple porn-gal, trying to make her way in the world, but even I know that 11 chicks means MORE BANG FOR YOUR BUCK!

And each and every girl in this DVD is smoking hot, and no, I am not just saying that because at one point or another I have felt up at least half of them. (Okay, maybe I am! lol) But seriously, these ladies are our best newcomers and they are all in one hot collection. And on a side note, you can’t find half of them ANYWHERE ELSE, so act now and jack now, buddies .

These bazoombas are not to be missed. I promise that you will agree with me. 🙂 I figured I would share my opinion with you guys since we have a lot in common. You like tits. I like tits. You like to hold tits in your hands. I like to hold my tits in my hands. lol Hope you enjoy this flick. I know I did. xoxo, Maria

P.S.: But don’t take my word for it, check out the trailer at the eBoobStore and enjoy the sights of Bebe Cooper’s milking jugs and 10 other lotioned-up titties and wet, juicy pussies. It’s pretty heavenly.

Boob Bloopers, Part Deux

January 6, 2010 by Elliot James

The last time we ran blooper photos, Viggo asked for more. I don’t know about Naughty Neighbors amateur photos, but in SCORE and Voluptuous photo shoots, they’re hard to find. Undeterred, I pressed on. Here we go with another round from the archives. I’d like to emphasize that no cameramen were injured during the making of these bloopers.

Victoria Lane cracks up at a crucial moment.

Victoria Lane cracks up at a crucial moment.

Is this anyway to treat the pit boss?

Is this any way to treat the pit boss?

Jessica's assets were sizable...

Jessica's assets were sizable...

...until the bubble burst.

...until the bubble burst.

Birthday girl blowout

December 21, 2009 by Elliot James

No ordinary birthday girl can hold a candle next to these SCORELAND cupcakes. Happy birthday!

Who’s scoring on SCORELAND today? Victoria Lane is the name!

August 24, 2009 by Elliot James
Cover #2 for the delectable Victoria Lane

Cover #2 for the delectable Victoria Lane

Today's Victoria pictorial on SCORELAND.

Today's Victoria pictorial on SCORELAND.

A nurse, Victoria found our models website, BeAScoreModel.com. She followed the easy steps to contact us. Boom! Instant cover girl! She became the cover model of April ’08 V-Mag in a school teacher pictorial.

Today, Victoria’s latest photo session from August ’09 goes live on SCORELAND, and Victoria’s the cover girl of that edition also. Gee, how’d that happen? Mouthwatering 36G boobs and a 42-32-42 figure. Simple, no? Not so simple finding babes like her.

Her favorite activities are sex, shopping, masturbating and reading, not in any special order. “I love to use a vibrator and a vibrating dildo at the same time while I watch porn,” Victoria confesses. Yes, some girls do watch porn and “Jill” themselves. And some even admit it.

She’s what we live for at Voluptuous.

Survey says…you’re hot for teacher!

July 21, 2009 by Elliot James
Busty drivers only earned 1% in a SCORELAND poll.

Busty drivers only earned 1% in a SCORELAND poll.

One of the things we like to do at SCORELAND is poll our members about their likes, dislikes, habits and technical interests. All related to girls and big boobs, of course. Hey, we’re not Wired magazine, you know! A recent poll asked, “What is your favorite fantasy girl?” Well, a whopping 48% said teacher was their favorite fantasy babe while 33% said nurse, 9% said store clerk, another 9% liked sexy cops and only 1% enjoyed the visual of a busty driver, such as Christy Marks as a cabdriver.

I’m not sure if there’s such a thing as universal consciousness, but a poll like this is a pretty good indication that there is. Our members can see a poll question’s ongoing results only after they’ve voted, so it’s not like they’re being influenced

48% of SCORELAND members prefer busty teachers like Daylene Rio.

48% of SCORELAND members prefer busty teachers like Daylene Rio.

by other members. And the popularity of the sexy teacher among SCORELAND members does seem to match what mainstream Hollywood has done for the past 30 years with teen comedies that feature hot teachers, like My Tutor, Private Lessions, the Porky‘s series, Zapped, School Spirit and dozens more.

Alanna is my kind of visiting nurse service.

Alanna is my kind of visiting nurse.

What is it about the sexy teacher that made it garner 48% of the vote? I think it partly has to do with a teacher being one of the first females outside the family that we’re exposed to in the real world. Unfortunately for me, I never had any hot-looking teachers, just guys and old ladies. I did have a substitute teacher for one week who was big-boobed and attractive, but she was gone after that one time.

Me? I prefer busty nurses. What’s your fantasy type?