Tag Archive: Video

Apples and oranges? No, we’re talking melons here. Voluptuous Lola’s big, juicy melons.

May 11, 2012 by Elliot James

Her name is Lola. She is a showgirl, not a fruit stand owner.

Dave blogged about Lola last January, and it’s safe to say that he was impressed. So was I and so was Maria, who put her in the Holiday ’11 V-mag. To prove that absence does make the hard grow harder, Lola’s back at SCORELAND with fresh photos and a video.

This time, Lola put on a fishnet dress and got into a bathtub with a bunch of floating green apples. Maybe the photographer couldn’t find melons that morning. Or the apples were meant to be photographically symbolic of something, like Eve and the apple.

Lola’s full name isn’t Lola Apples like our American dancer/model Candy Apples. Maybe Lola just likes apples. Aroma scientists claim that the scent of green apples reduces stress and headaches in women. Maybe Lola likes the scent. But vibrators can do that, too.

Anyway, a couple of things are 100% certain and provable. Lola has a beautiful face and body and spectacular, homegrown melons. She’s very sexy and she’s always smiling. She has mad toy skills.

I admit that the Czech Republic can chalk up another victory in the International Boobs Race (IBR) thanks to Lola, a race America is clearly losing to east and west Europe and England.

This really burns my bacon. Where are all the American challengers to Czech girls like Lola? How can a tiny nation of 10 million people produce so many top-notch busty girls who enjoy nude modeling while my country hopelessly lags behind in a recessionary period of big-tit growth? American girls with E-cups and bigger need some kind of wake-up call. And the Czechs make better beer than we do, adding insult to injury. I need to get this country back on top in the IBR.

All I can say is, American woman, Be A SCORE Model.

A SCORELAND member named Basenji1 will be very pleased to see Lola back again.  “She has the full package,” he commented back in January. “She ranks along with Arianna Sinn.” Praise doesn’t get any higher than that. Hopefully, we’ll connect again with Lola.

I may not be a poet. But when it comes to apples and melons, I know it.

A hot, big-boobed dress-up doll for a Monday eye-opener

April 9, 2012 by Elliot James

Sheridan Love. Gorgeous. A body that will not quit. Great tits. If every girl was like Sheridan, life would be a dream.

In today’s SCORELAND video, “Sheridan Love: Action Figure Doll,” Sheridan tries on a variety of sexy outfits then goes beyond that. This is one of my top 10 favorite things to watch a SCORE Girl do. It’s like going shopping with her and hanging out in the store’s dressing room while she’s trying on clothes. Yes, the basic pleasures of life can’t be beat: a beautiful hottie and a collection of skimpy clothes for her to model. Oh, yeah, Miss Love’s brought along something else with her, and it’s not a shoehorn.

New Sheridan Love video today at SCORELAND

Introducing newcomer Goldie Ray. Fuck, fuck, fuck!

April 3, 2012 by Dave

This is newcomer Goldie Ray. From the looks and sound of things, she loves nothing more than hard cock.

Yesterday afternoon, I received this email from Elliot James (don’t ask why he needs to send me emails when he sits two desks away from me):

Dave,

You gotta see this girl fuck in her first video. Scene goes up tomorrow.

I’ve rarely seen or heard someone as wild as this and dirty talking on SCORELAND. She gets right into it.

I put it into the SCORE folder. Look for Goldie Ray.

So I did. And Elliot’s right: The girl is a wild fucking nymph, and she has an absolutely filthy mouth when she’s getting fucked.

Which is funny because when I met her in the studio, she seemed so quiet, classy and demure. She smiled and said, “Nice to meet you.” She shook my hand. Very pleasant. Pretty. Great skin, too.

Hey, you know what they say: woman in the boardroom, whore in the bedroom.

Want to know more about Goldie Ray? Ask and I shall tell. But first, check her out at SCORELAND. Me? I’ve gotta see about a girl.

 

 

 

 

New @ XLGirls.com: Adriana Avalon!

January 1, 2012 by Elliot James
Meet an XLGirls.com newcomer!

Meet an XLGirls.com newcomer!

I believe it was the famous British writer Rudyard Kipling who wrote, “A man’s reach should exceed his grasp of a big breast or what’s a hooter heaven for?” Or something like that. Some of us may be reaching for the aspirin today. Our new arrival Adriana may ease your pain.

Standing 5’11” (without heels) and measuring 46-38-44 with a cup size of 38E, Adriana Avalon has Amazonian statistics. She’s the kind of girl who can easily smother you. She has very big tits, and you can hold that against her.

Adriana debuts at XLGirls.com, and she’s starting off her modeling career  with a big bang.

Big bangs are always appropriate for New Year’s Day.

And this bang has a cream-filled payload.

Trust us. You’ll love Adriana. She’s very enthusiastic.

She plays volleyball, makes jewelry and is a Pittsburgh Penguins hockey fan.

Adriana has wide areolae and very dark, prominent nipples that attract attention like two heat-seeking missiles, and her smile lights up the room.

Just the kind of girl a tits and ass man needs to start off the New Year right.

Happy Nude Year from everyone at The SCORE Group: Big-busted girls, hot MILFS, naughty amateurs, leggy babes, bodacious booties and tantalizin’ teen.

A living doll from geek to sleek

December 22, 2011 by Elliot James
This doll is 5'2".

This doll is 5'2".

Dolly's debut cover issue.

Dolly's debut cover issue.

Making her official SCORE magazine debut with this Holiday ’11 pictorial and a video, “Living Doll,” that matches the pictorial, is Dolly Delight, a British life-sized doll who claims she used to be a geek, an assertion you might have a difficult time accepting.

Dolly’s also the covergirl of the issue. SCORE has a strong reader base in the UK, so this issue really broke it out for Dolly.

Dolly’s from Bristol. That figures, because “bristols” is Brit slang for tits.

“I was a geek at school, always studying and being a goody-two-shoes and doing the right thing,” explained Dolly, who was photographed in Jamaica. “I was like a geek. But I transformed myself. And now people can’t believe how much I’ve changed. It’s fun to be one thing when people expect something else, especially the people I grew up with. I mean, they see my boobs and my body and they can’t believe I’m the same person.”

I find it hard to believe that this babe was ever a geek. Not with that body and face and those gams. She really kills those tube and tank tops that she likes to wear.

“There sure are a lot of sexy babes coming out of Britain lately. Leanne Crow, Carly Holt and now, Dolly Delight. If this keeps up, I may have to move over to England soon!” messaged SCORELANDER Zach.

Dolly’s pictorial and video go live today at SCORELAND.

An all-American mid-western SCORE Girl-next-door from the Wolverine State

November 9, 2011 by Elliot James

Melissa Manning’s a fresh-faced, pretty newcomer from Michigan, heartland of America, and on this day, she lands at SCORELAND with a pictorial and video.

I urge you to witness this spectacular event. As Dave blogged yesterday, Melissa has great cleavage. Inside SCORELAND, you’ll see her top come off to reveal her fantastic boobs. This is a very impressive sight. More impressive than Michigan’s Great Lakes. We talked to Melissa for a few minutes in the opener of the video portion of her debut and she absolutely does have that girl-next-door quality and personality plus the awesome body and boobs. Christy Marks, Janet Jade, Destiny Rose, Michelle Bond and Valory Irene among others have this too.

Melissa’s a waitress. She’s single, owns a dog, enjoys movies, spending time on the Net and hanging with friends. She said she likes a guy who knows what he wants out of life without being cocky.

I hope to see Melissa back at SCORELAND soon. Michigan should be proud to have her as one of their own.

Welcome to The Big Show, Melissa.

Natural, big-boobed newcomer Alex Chance gets lucky

October 6, 2011 by Elliot James
Alex Chance is a sure thing.

Alex Chance is a sure thing.

Please meet and greet Alex Chance, a new Voluptuous discovery appearing today and tomorrow at SCORELAND. She’s cute, bubbly, bouncy and perky. Very GND (Girl-Next-Door).

Alex has already been featured at SCOREVideos in a boy-girl creampie scene (“A Pleasant Surprise”), and now she brings her 36DDDs over to SCORELAND for her second scene, “Taking A Chance For Big Tits.”

Alex was in the SCORE Studio when Jasmine Shiraz was here, and they appeared together in a Blog video.

In the real world, Alex is a 22-year-old bartender who saw our ad for big-boobed models on BeASCOREModel.com. She checked us out, asked a few questions and then arranged her schedule to come here and cum. When she’s not pouring drinks, Alex likes reading and spending the day at the beach.

“I like to dress sexy because I like the attention,” Alex says. “That’s why I decided to try this.” The adventurous type. I like that.

It was a lucky day when Alex took a chance on SCORELAND.

Health care SCORE-style with Nurse Lana Ivans

September 9, 2011 by Elliot James
Our answer to the health care crisis.

Our answer to the health care crisis.

Poor Barry. He’s gravely ill. Thank heavens (the hooter heavens) for this heavenly visiting nurse who looks suspiciously like little-but-stacked Lana Ivans.

She will bring him back to health with the advanced medical techniques this chesty nurse has become expert in.

Like checking his temperature by engulfing his meat thermometer with her mouth.

This miraculous healing event can be seen step-by-step at SCORELAND right now. Nine out of 10 doctors would recommend you see it. The tenth doctor was out playing golf.

And while she is revitalizing this poor boob, she doesn’t forget to extract a sperm sample in the form of a hot-jizz injection.

That’s why the title of our SCORE medical story is “The Cream-Filled Busty Nurse.”

By the way, what is the biggest-selling fantasy costume of them all in North America?

According to a recent survey of costume and adult lingerie shops, it’s the nurses’ outfit, sold in a variety of styles from Halloween-party costumes to the only-for-the-bedroom look.

Lana wears hers proudly.

When I’m an 85-year-old geezer, I hope my visiting nurse will look like Lana Ivans.

Who’s that nurse?

September 1, 2011 by Elliot James

Elaina Gregory @ XLGirls.com today and tomorrow! Hurts so good!

Elaina Gregory @ XLGirls.com today and tomorrow! Hurts so good!

It’s that time of the year again. Time for another physical. It’s a drag, but it has to be done.

The doctor is busy, but his nurse will take care of the preliminaries.

Your nurse looks familiar. Very familiar.

You’d swear she was Elaina Gregory. No such luck, you think?

Think again. This is your lucky day.

Because she is Nurse Elaina Gregory.

And she’s starring in a brand-new pictorial and video starting today at XLGirls.com.

If only health care could really be this good.

And nurses were as stacked as Elaina.

But this is actually better. Because nurses don’t take off their uniforms and show their nipples and cookie while you’re in an exam room with them.

Elaina’s birthday is this Saturday. Wish her a happy right here!