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Minka and Vince Lombardi: “The Connection” & Other SCORELAND Factoids

October 10, 2011 by Elliot James
Speak softly and carry big tits and a big tennis racquet.

Speak softly and carry big tits and a big tennis racquet.

Vince Lombardi, the legendary coach of the Green Bay Packers, was famous for his philosophy and quotes. How does Minka, a legend in her own area of life, stack up next to Vince in the philosophy department?

Let’s compare.

Minka: “I want to be the best. When I play tennis, I want to be the top. I don’t care who you are, I want to kick your ass, and when I got big tits, I wanted to be on top.”

Lombardi: “You never win a game unless you beat the guy in front of you.”

Minka: “Anything I do, I want to be No. 1.”

Lombardi: “There’s only one way to succeed in anything, and that is to give it everything.”

Minka: “They say, ‘Amazing! How can she carry that much big tits and run around the tennis court in hot weather, 100 degrees?’ I beat them by using my brain. I make them crazy.”

Lombardi: “Winning is not everything–but making the effort to win is.”

Minka: “When I was at the national games in tennis, the other girls were saying, ‘You are a porn star. How can you play tennis?’ I said, ‘Don’t worry. I’ll kick your ass!'”

Lombardi: “The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.”

Minka: “Every woman has a pussy, but they don’t have these tits.”

Lombardi: “Inches make champions.”

So how does Minka stack up next to Vince Lombardi?

Pretty good, we’d say.

On an unrelated, yet, similarly stacked note, exactly 10 years ago today at SCORELAND: Cindy Cupps visited the SCORE Building!

Cindy tries out the bouncy sofa in the SCORE lobby.

Cindy tries out the bouncy sofa in the SCORE lobby.