Tag Archive: Voluptuous Magazine

Bond. Michelle Bond. Shaken, not stirred.

March 4, 2011 by Elliot James

Bond. Michelle Bond.

It’s Michelle Bond time!

The sexy British GND (girl-next-door) from the Liverpool area began modeling in 2001. Her first mag for us was the June 2002 Voluptuous. Her first SCORE was June 2003. Working in a hotel at the time, the 32F-cupped brunette wasn’t sure if she’d continue modeling. Back then, I wrote “Here’s a winnah.” My spelling has improved since then.

Over the years, Michelle’s pictorials were published in a lot of TSG mags. She didn’t do much video for us. There’s an early interview and solo toy video filmed in England still archived on SCORELAND and SCOREVideos has a few. When the On Location shoot in Eleuthera, Bahamas  (Big Boob Paradise) was planned in 2007, Michelle was invited to join us but she couldn’t make it.

But now, Michelle is on the cover of the April ’11 SCORE with an interview, a pictorial and even a special bra giveaway. She’s also the covergirl of the May ’11 Voluptuous and is one of the hotties in the DVD Big-Boob Finishing School, shot in Portugal. Michelle was invited to play the leading role as the teacher of an academy for girls, and this time she could do it. And there’s more good stuff coming.

Today, SCORELAND publishes Michelle’s April pictorial. Sunday, a new SCORE Theater vid. If you look at Michelle’s earlier photos and compare them to now, you can see that there’s been some growth spurtin’ going on. Thanks, Michelle!  

A big birthday shout-out to Angela White and London Andrews, both March 4. Have a great day.

 

Happy B-Day, Angela White.

Happy B-Day, Angela White.

Happy B-Day, London Andrews.

Happy B-Day, London Andrews.

Vote for Angela White. If you’re in Australia!

November 22, 2010 by Elliot James
Freedom fighter Angela.

Freedom fighter Angela.

The best-looking, the biggest-chested and the smartest girl in Australia is a SCORE Group mainstay since 2003 when she turned 18 years-old. Now Angela wants to enter the battlefield of politics and run for office.

“Talking about sex shouldn’t be taboo, even within Parliament House,” Angela says.

The wonda from down-unda is an active member of the newly formed Australian Sex Party, and her party is running candidates in a number of key upper and lower seats in the state elections of Victoria. The entire SCORE staff would vote for her. However, we don’t have Australian citizenship. Damn these technicalities! And now a very personal word to all SCORELAND Blog visitors from the world’s best-looking politician:

“Big news everyone! I am now officially an Australian politician. In the upcoming state elections in Victoria I am running as a candidate for the Australian Sex Party in the seat of Richmond. The Australian Sex Party is primarily a civil liberties party that believes in personal freedoms and the rights of adults to make adult choices. In Australia, a lot of our sexual freedoms are being restricted by moral campaigners and prudish politicians. The Australian Sex Party is a political response to the sexual needs of Australia in the 21st Century.

“I was driven to stand for parliament over my concern for the rights of sex workers in Australia and my concern over the heavy-handed censorship laws in Victoria that do not reflect public opinion. The Australian Sex Party is the only political party that takes sex workers and their basic human rights seriously. We are calling for the decriminalization of all sex work and for the implementation of policies that work towards their destigmatization. This is so important because the Greens candidate for the seat of Richmond, Kathleen Maltzahn, wants to criminalize sex work, which would push sex work underground and put the male and female workers at risk (not to mention the male and female clients). In addition, the current censorship laws in Victoria are archaic. It is currently illegal to sell X-Rated non-violent pornography in Victoria despite the fact that 76% of Australians believe it should be legal. Yes, you heard me correctly. Where I currently live, it is illegal to sell the porn that I appear in!

Pull it for Angela.

Pull it for Angela.

“We want to implement comprehensive age-appropriate sex education in Victoria that deals with larger issues than just biology, such as negotiation in sexual relationships (consent), the impact of new technology on sexuality, and promoting acceptance of the array of different sexual identities and practices. We also want an end to discrimination based on sex, gender and sexuality, including the right for same-sex couples to marry and adopt children. You can check out our other policies on our website: Sexparty.org.au. Or you can join my candidate Facebook page: Angela-White/169310936422048. So, my Australian friends, if you are passionate about a progressive future for Victoria, please vote for the Australian Sex Party in the upcoming state erections, woops, I mean elections in Victoria on the 27th of November. Kisses, Angela.”

She said WHAT? The best interview quotes of all time

September 27, 2010 by Maria

Being the editor of a big-tit mag has its perks…pun intended. For one, I have ladies whipping out their ladies for me take a gander at all the time. (You can’t imagine what it’s like to introduce yourself to a woman and then BAM! her tits are in your face. It’s like being a rockstar, it really is.) For another, I get to spend time with these huge-knockered hotties and they tell me all their most-intimate secrets. (And they do it while their tits are in my face. Sigh. I live the life, kids.)

Sometimes they tell me some seriously freaky kinkiness that makes me blush. And sometimes they tell me things that make me laugh out loud. You never know what a V-girl is going to say, but whatever it is, it is always memorable. Join me as I take a look back at some of my favorite convos with the titters that make my world go round.

Destiny Rose: Cow Tipper.

Destiny Rose: Cow Tipper.

Destiny Rose, Feb. ’10 V-mag:

“Well, we do a lot of cow-tipping where I am from…you run up to them and shove them and they fall over and you run like crazy. But they don’t get hurt. They just get a bit spooked is all. A lot of times they don’t even fall over. They just sorta rock back and forth and wake right up.”-on what she does for fun in her hometown.

Melonie Max loves gangbangs.

Melonie Max loves gangbangs.

Melonie Max, May ’10 V-mag:

“Um, I wouldn’t say I really have one…oh, wait, you know what? Gangbangs. That’s what I watch when I watch porn. I watch gangbangs…I was like, ‘Wait a minute, what do I look at on the Net when I look at porn?’ and gangbangs was it. That and lesbians. I love to watch lesbian porn. They get down.”-on what her ultimate sexual fantasies are.

Jessica Taylor: Construction worker!

Jessica Taylor: Construction worker!

Jessica Taylor, Jan. ’10 V-mag:

“Well, actually, I am in charge of organizing contractors and making sure that they do what they have to do and get their jobs done. I work for a company that renovates repossessed houses. And if my guys give me a problem and tell me that they can’t do something to get a job done, then I go in there and show them that I can do it. Like, I’ll go in there and tear drywall off the walls with crowbars and get dirty, but I get it done.”-on working in construction.

Jenna Valentine: Titty-fucking is a gift.

Jenna Valentine: Titty-fucking is a gift.

Jenna Valentine, July ’10 V-mag:

“The titty fuck? Yeah, if it’s with the right person and they get off on it, then it, like, makes me happy. In certain situations…fine, I’m completely selfish. But if I feel like giving and they want to titty-fuck and it makes them really happy, then it like Hanukkah for them…then let’s go! I say Hanukkah because I am a Jew. Not Christmas, you guys, Hanukkah. I am like the Hanukkah Santa of titty-fucking. Eight days of titty-fucking!”-on using her tits during sex.

These ladies always say a mouthful and we don’t mind one bit because we would like a mouthful of their huge knockers. Stay tuned for more funny quotes from V-girl interviews and let me know what some of your favorite V-girl interviews have been.

xoxo

Maria

It’s a Lust Weekend for Renee

August 28, 2010 by Elliot James
Renee is so hot we need to use fireproof bedsheets.

Renee is so hot we need to use fireproof bedsheets.

If you’ve seen Renee Ross’s SCORELAND super-special “Wham! Bam! Thank You M’am!”, you’ll love this weekend’s video and pictorial, “Lust Weekend.” One of my favorite specials, I loved “Wham! Bam! Thank You M’am!” Renee is one of the hottest girls in V-Mag history. I love her beautiful face, dirty-talking mouth, 40J-cups and her plush body. Renee in Lust Weekend is, in one word, sensational. In two words, fuckin’ sensational. The sight of Renee’s tits bouncing back in her own face as she slides up and down the man-pole must be seen to be believed. What could be better than a Saturday with Renee?

CHERRY BRADY GIVEAWAY WINNERS ARE HERE!

August 22, 2010 by Maria
The SCORELAND Blog team (Dave, Maria and Elliot) couldn't participate in the giveaway, but we did get to hang out with Cherry, so, it ain't all bad.

The SCORELAND Blog team (Dave, Maria and Elliot) couldn't participate in the giveaway, but we did get to hang out with Cherry, so, it ain't all bad.

I will be the first to admit that just the words CHERRY BRADY make me hyperventilate a little and make my little heart do flippity floppities in my chest. But after being inundated in the plethora of email entries for this contest, I know that I am not the only one breathin’ heavy over this lil’ lady. (And yes, I used the word PLETHORA. And I will give some extreme brownie points to those of you who know what the best movie quote of all time using the word plethora is.)

Now, so that everyone understands how awesome this contest actually was, we got Cherry (WHO IS AWESOME!) to sign three Voluptuous mags that she was on the cover of and one copy of Ultimate Cherry, which is one hot XXX-fest that I enjoy watching. So, there are actually FOUR winners of this contest. And just so that you understand that it is fair, I chose the winners at random. There was no premeditation, there was no playing favorites. (Besides, no one sent me bribes. lol)

So without further ado, a hearty congratulations goes out to our winners:

  • G.V.P. from Clifton, Virginia won the signed copy of the Nov. ’04 V-mag.
  • D.S. from San Angelo, Texas won the signed copy of the Feb. ’03 V-mag.
  • D.W. from Bronx, New York won the signed copy of the Sept. ’05 V-mag.
  • T.S. from Fort Atkinson, Wisconsin won the signed copy of Ultimate Cherry.

Enjoy your prizes, boys and look out for more amazing giveaways soon!

xoxo

Maria

You’ll NEVER guess who I bumped into today…

June 23, 2010 by Maria

Dear Boob Lovers Everywhere,

I make it a point to keep you abreast of all the things going on in SCORELAND (Hee-hee, I said, “Abreast!”), so please note that this blog is HOT OFF THE PRESSES.

Today, while making my usual rounds of the studio, I happened to bump into the woman who made me a fruit lover. You asked for her. You begged for her. You demanded her.

And you know what? YOU DESERVE TO SEE HER. So, gents, I give you the one and only Cherry “Ultimate V-Girl” Brady. Yes…she’s here. Please feel free to jump up and down with unbridled excitement and anticipate amazing, boob-filled LOL’tastic blogs to come.

With love,
Maria

My job is to hang out with Cherry. Sigh, my life is hard, right? lol

My job is to hang out with Cherry. Sigh, my life is hard, right? lol

A Tale Of Two Titties: The Natalie Fiore Story

June 17, 2010 by Maria

Once upon a time, The SCORE Group was contacted by a lovely brunette named Natalie Fiore who told us that she found our site online, had ogled the hotties and wanted to share her 36DDDs with the world. So we flew to the Caribbean, and Natalie wowed us with her lovely jugs and her full, dark dugs, and all was well in the land. The photographers loved her, we loved her and we are pretty sure that all of you love her, too.

So, a few years later, we get a call from our favorite irresistible Frenchie, Natalie, and she told us that she wanted to share her tits with us again, only now, they were G-cups and even more awesome than before. Naturally, we thought she was pulling our (third) leg, but lo and behold, her boobs were bigger and even more epically jackable than before. So we snapped away, and you jacked away, and all was right in the land, again.

So, a year later, we got a call from, yeah you guessed it, Natalie. And this time she told us…wait for it…that her tits were EVEN bigger and that she wanted to show them off AGAIN. (This lady is a giver, eh?) So we flew to the Bahamas and WHAMMO! Her huge H-cup tits assaulted our vision and we silently high-fived the titty gods in supplication. So we shot her and you can check her out in the upcoming Sept. ’10 issue of V-Mag. And we will all live happily ever after!

So, yeah, Natalie Fiore should receive some sort of Noble (HOT!) Piece (of ass!) Prize for her incredible contribution to SCOREciety. And because I love this pretty dame and her incredible rack, I am going to show you the evolution of her natural wonders in photos. Yes, like a photo essay, if you will. Why? Because pictures speak a thousand words.

xoxox

Maria

Filling racks around the globe

June 3, 2010 by Elliot James
Now at your favorite newsstand.

Now at your favorite newsstand.

Why do you need to pick up the August 2010 Voluptuous, now at your friendly neighborhood newsstand?

Here are several excellent reasons.

Covergirl Bebe Cooper.

Tatiana Blair interview.

New models Trinity Michaels, Laurella and Jen Capone.

Arianna Sinn.

Sunshine and Monique L’Amour girl-girl.

Carmen Hayes and  Cynthia Flowers doing the cock in XXX.

That should cover it.

Wait. Just one more reason. A free DVD (in most areas) called Big Tit Overload with Angela White, Petra, Jelena, Emily Cartwright, Deborah Blue and Yanine Diaz.

Feed the need for big tits!

The best damn all-natural magazine on the planet

April 13, 2010 by Elliot James
The annual contest results issue. So many great candidates.

The annual contest results issue. So many great candidates.

Pick up your copy of June 2010 Voluptuous today. Edited by the great Maria. Art-directed by the great Vanessa. Printed by top-notch pressmen operating giant machines. The winners of the Model of the Year, Newcomer and Plumper Contests are revealed this issue. This month has sensational pictorials of Karina Hart (Model of the Year), Ashley Sage Ellison (Newcomer of the Year), Samantha (Plumper of the Year) and Christy Marks, Sapphire, Victoria Lane, and Michelle May. Samantha’s win breaks Sapphire’s three continuous years of victory.

It’s been a hell of an erection year. Get your copy now before you hear those dreaded words from the store clerk, “Hey man, it’s like probably soldout.” If you do hear that, get it fast and easy here. Congratulations to the winners!

The happy hooter holiday weekend at SCORELAND

January 2, 2010 by Elliot James

That sexy Paraguyan SCORELAND hottie Paola Rios will be bathing, showering and shaving in exclusive videos. That’s both sharing and caring! Subtitled in English so you can hear that sweet voice talking in her native tongue.

Paola tries an Argentinian tub.

Kentucky bra-strap snapper Slone Ryder gets an oily-to-bed breast massage by the hands of the boob masseur and gets Voluptuous Girl Slone so worked up, she gives it up. Tugging, tit-sexin’, hands-free BJs, humping and pumping and stress-busting galore.

Slone is a natural at getting fucked on-camera.

SCORE man-pleaser Candace Von goes to Boot Camp in a video salute to our Allied armed forces around the world. Her drill sargeant puts his drill to good use on this sexy fuck-bunny.

Candace goes to Boob Boot Camp. Earns may medals.

This and tons more on the #1 Boob Site.