Joana says, "Hop on in!"
Maybe there is, but I don’t know what it is. Maybe about a hundred other things that busty naturals like Joana do are tied for No. 1 with what’s going on in this photo.
Anyway, the great Joana returns to SCORELAND today with photos and a video. Is she getting better and bustier with age? I think so.
That’s my opinion. This was a change of pace for Juliana Simms, a step out of her nice, bubbly nature. If Juliana ever decided to become a fetish mistress, she would be the nicest fetish mistress in the business. She could be “The Smiling S&M Mistress.”
Juliana wouldn’t whip you until you screamed in pain. She’d just tickle you with the whip until you laughed so hard, you couldn’t breathe. And then she would start crying, worried that she hurt you.
I once visited an SM/BD get-together in a commercial dungeon as an observer, not a participant. The people there, over a dozen men and women, were nice enough outside of their role-playing non-sexual games, but I couldn’t wait to get out of there. And the women looked nothing like Juliana.
I’d rather just play motorboat with Juliana than get a lashing. I think you’d agree with me.
Starts today at SCORELAND.
Next weekend, Vanessa Y. is a bondage mistress in a dungeon, and she gets her “dominatrix without mercy” face on, right in time for Halloween.
Ms. Yummy is a giggler and a sex doll. She’s got it coming and she’s got it going.
In other words, Ms. Yummy’s ass cleavage is matched by her boob cleavage. From either direction, the view is spectacular.
Our bro Tony Rubino has his hands full. Full of Ms. Yummy’s tits and butt cheeks.
He grabs a tape measure and measures her hips and those heavy hooters before he lays the pipe to her.
And these porn guys call this “work.” Get outta here!
Each breast is a two-hander.
What a rack!
I’m in a really good mood today. The hurricane that was supposed to maul South Florida spared South Florida. So, because events like this hammer home the point that we should enjoy each day as it comes, here’s a first look at a brand-new natural. Her name is Natasha Sweet. How new is Natasha? We just got her first photos and videos today. Natasha isn’t on the SCORELAND calendar yet, but you’ll see her soon.
Any questions?
"I want to manufacture a Tig boob pillow for all my fans," Tiggle said.
Here’s the story: We work and live in South Florida, where the girls walk around in tank tops and shorts and swimsuits most of the year. Which is nice. Real nice.
But do we see girls like Tiggle Bitties (August 2016 SCORE) and Paige Turner (November 2016 Voluptuous) in our travels? I sure don’t and I don’t think Dave does, either. They’re rare and even more rare because they get naked at SCORELAND. That’s why I never take any of them for granted.
"When I approach men, they get nervous," Paige said.
Today we have Tiggle, who’s the National Breast Association’s Most Valuable Boob Player.
“I usually wear something I feel hot in, whether it’s parachute pants or shorts and a tank top,” Tig says. “I don’t blame people for looking except if they’re gawking. If you see something that’s as out of the ordinary as my boobs, you’re going to look.”
Paige has a bra show on Sunday that’s one of the best I’ve seen because A) it’s brain-freezing to see Paige stuff her big ‘uns into over-the-shoulder boulder holders; and B) Paige does a running commentary throughout that’s very sexy. She’s really got a talent for eye-banging, too. Most girls don’t say much in these bra shows unless someone is asking them questions. Paige is the opposite.
You can watch men in tights this weekend or you can watch chicks with tits bigger than footballs.
Rachel also has a nice smile.
Seeing these pictures of Rachel Raxxx, who smothers a dude with her massive naturals and fucks today at SCORELAND, and Paige Turner, who puts on a bra show Sunday, reminds me that there was a time, maybe 60 or 70 years ago, when photos like these of girls in skimpy tops and bras were all that men got to see in men’s magazines. Spread pussy? No way. Fucking? Absolutely not! But then I realize that even today, most boob men, including myself, would have no trouble jacking to these photos.
Paige's bra doesn't know whether to laugh or cry. I know what to do.
Look at Rachel looking amazing in that halter top. She’s only 18 years old, and she has JJ-cup naturals. And she knows how to use them.
Look at Paige. Her bra is overwhelmed. How the hell are the straps not breaking? I can practically hear the hooks straining, screaming for release.
Speaking of screaming for release…
If Paige's fake father doesn't want guys looking at his fake daughter's real tits, he should exercise more control over her wardrobe.
More specifically, would you risk your life to fuck SCORE Girl Paige Turner, who has huge naturals and loves to show them off?
That’s the question posed in today’s XXX posting at SCORELAND. As Elliot writes, “Window washer Brick gets some instructions from the tough homeowner about the kind of professional job he expects. Or there’s going to be big problems. And even bigger problems if Brick even so much as breathes on his daughter. Brick is cool with that until he sees the grouch’s daughter.”
It’s Paige, of course.
I suspect that if you saw Paige walking around like she is in this scene, your little head would overpower your big head and face the repercussions later.
Fortunately, Brick took the proverbial bullet for us, and now we can jack to Paige. Just make sure her fake father doesn’t find out.
The November 2016 issue of Voluptuous is available now at eBoobStore.com in print and digital version.
Whaddya get?
You get 18-year-old JJ-cupper Rachel Raxxx’s first magazine pictorial. Among other things, she self-sucks her tits and spreads her pussy. The girl is a marvel.
Tiggle Bitties is a stacked student who carries her books under her MM-cup naturals. Impressive.
Cat Bangles fucks her neighbor. Her neighbor happens to be JMac.
Newcomer May West gets her hairy pussy fucked and her tight ass drilled.
Plus super-stacked blonde Emilia Boshe in hardcore action, Nila Mason, Paige Turner, Roxee Robinson, P-Chan and Larissa Linn.
The digital version comes with five video clips.
Either way, you’re in big.
Next Saturday, new natural Daria. She’s a beauty. I’ll have a photo for you soon.
Also, we’ve been shooting some impressive new super-naturals in our European studios. One of the girls has HUGE hangers. And I mean huge.
Enjoy your weekend.
Proud member of the big bra club.
The age-old question, “Do natural boobs float or sink?” is again answered in Paige Turner‘s video today. Give me a good bikini pictorial and I’m happy. Paige adds fuel to the fire with her phone-sex talk. Some models are shy about verbal intercourse on-camera but not Paige. She said one of her favorite jobs before becoming a stripper was working at the national sandwich chain Subway. I can’t think of a foot-long joke right now.
Minka with her DVD.
J.B. writes, “SCORELAND, you did it again. I just discovered another favorite. Paige is unbelievable. Those tits, that smile, that ass, that pussy and that voice are just phenomenal. I hope to see a lot more of this wonderful lady.”
On Saturday, the return of Minka after several years. Her first scene is a mirror solo with a hardcore to follow soon. Minka’s been an inspiration to many big-boobed models from Vanessa Montagne and Beshine to Dolly Fox and Sandra Star. Her fans are all over the world, like Stefan from Sweden who’s written about her many times: “I have followed Minka since her first appearance in SCORE October 1994. Minka is the best hardcore performer of all time. What a titillating pleasure to watch her fuck!”
On Friday, Sheridan Love. More about her new scene tomorrow.
Strip poker is the name of this game today. May West‘s playing against JMac and Tony. At first, the guys are losing their shirts. May wants them to lose their pants, too.
Then her cards get cold and May (September ’16 Voluptuous, October ’16 SCORE) has to take off her top. Her bra is next, with some help from Tony.
When they see May’s big tits, they lay their cards on the table and lay May on the couch. The game ends, a new game begins.
May is totally uninhibited. Anything goes with her. She has no limits. The boys take turns on her throat, pussy and ass. A score card is recommended to keep track of what this threesome does.
“I’m the one who usually starts sex because I have a higher sex drive than most of my partners, but it can go both ways, depending on the partner,” May said about her sex life in New Orleans.
Strip poker with May is a test of sexual stamina.