March 10, 2016 by Elliot James
Alexya is working at the office. The truth is this kind of employment is not suitable for a buxom beauty like Alexya or any attractive girl with big, beautifully shaped tits. She could break a fingernail writing these stupid notes for the boss.
Alexya should be getting her clothes off and playing with her boobs and cookie. That’s real productivity. So that’s why she’s said goodbye to this boring desk life. Now she’s currently number-one on SCORELAND‘s Top Rated Model Directory. Today’s show also includes a separate video interview. Alexya giggles a lot in it. Giggling is good.
Do you have a co-worker like this at your job?
Alexya drops the pen and her dress. Life is good.
March 5, 2016 by Elliot James
“Putting on makeup and getting dolled up makes me feel sexy,” newcomer Lila Payne said.
“I love to play dress up and try on all of my lingerie. I have an enormous collection.”
Today, Lila’s “Latex Lover” photos and video post at SCORELAND. She’s wearing one of her favorite outfits, down to her kinky boots. Her big, natural boobs are placing the top under tremendous pressure.
As a bonus, there’s a separate video interview filmed outdoors in the snow. Lila, who’s from Australia, says she’d never seen snow before. Under her overcoat, Lila is dressed in this outfit. You’ll see what happens.
CJ writes, “OMG, where did you find this diamond? Lila is one of the best girls I ever saw on SCORELAND, 14 years long career as a SCORE maniac.”
The total breast-man's natural choice.
March 4, 2016 by Dave
Peter was planning on just taking a nap.
What a way to go, right? I mean, you gotta go sometime, and this is as good a way as any. Better, actually.
Here, and today at SCORELAND, Roxi Red smothers Peter’s face with her K-cup naturals. He’s perfectly content to lie there until he taps out.
Fortunately, he doesn’t tap out and recovers long enough to fuck Roxi’s cleavage, mouth and pussy.
Also this weekend at SCORELAND: brand-new Wonder from Down Under Lila Payne on Saturday, 2015 SCORE Newcomer of the Year Katie Thornton on Sunday.
Hey, did I just inadvertently leak news?
February 28, 2016 by Dave
What are you having for Sunday brunch?
Sometimes you have to really look at a photo for its meaning to sink in.
I mean, Micky Bells is resting her tits on the table. How many women can do that?
Also, notice the smiley faces on Micky’s naturals. Does Micky make you happy?
There are new Micky photos and videos right now at SCORELAND, continuing one of the big-tit stories of the decade: Micky’s pregnancy.
February 26, 2016 by Elliot James
“I am still the same girl I have always been,” said Kate Marie when we asked her if modeling at SCORELAND has changed her in any way.
This is Kate’s seventh photo shoot, not counting bonus videos and her appearance on SCOREtv Season 2 Episode 4.
“I consider myself the girl-next-door, so I appreciate all the little compliments. My chest is by far my biggest physical asset. They’re my center of gravity. My boobs weigh 12 pounds. I’ve had them weighed. The doctor has a boob scale, and you put one on there and you weigh it and then you put the other one on and you weigh it and you add the total and that’s the total on your chest.”
"Kate is still one of my top favorites at SCORE. Her chest is superb and her face is beautiful."-J.B.
February 25, 2016 by Dave
Tiggle wants to marry you.
Last week, I mentioned that Tiggle Bitties was returning to the SCORELAND Studio.
Well, she’s here. She’s been here all week. I saw her. I saw her tits, too. She looks great, as always.
Anyway, thanks to everyone who told us what they wanted to see her do. Several of your ideas were used, including this one from Matador: “A wedding night lingerie set. White corset, garter belt, stockings. Maybe a wedding veil. Samantha 38G wore something like this in her wedding scene. It was awesome.”
We did that with a few other ideas mixed in. Tiggle was pleased to be of service and hopes you enjoy yourself. I’ll let you know when the photos and video are posted at SCORELAND. Meanwhile, there’s lots more of Tiggle to keep you happy.
She’s still here, so keep those ideas coming.
February 22, 2016 by Elliot James
Today we address the "Rules of the Room."
Click here for Part 3
RULES OF THE ROOM
Or, how to avoid getting bounced.
I’ve had my hand pushed away by a lap dancer. But never twice by the same lap dancer. At least not on the same part of her body.
I’ve locked my mouth around a lap dancer’s tit and heard, “Lick. Don’t suck.” And she only had to tell me once.
I’ve had hundreds of lap dances, some good, some bad, some memorable, and by now, I think I know the Rules of the Room.
You’re not going to see the Rules of the Lap Dance Room posted anywhere. You just have to know them.
1. No means no. Listen to what she says! You do not want to piss off your lap dancer. She’s your friend. You want her to make you happy. You want her to want to make you happy. So when she tells you not to bite or suck her nipple, don’t bite it. If you’re kneading her tits like a pile of dough and she says, “Soft, not hard,” then soft, not hard, it is.
2. Do not try to finger her pussy unless she invites you to do it. Don’t worry. She’ll let you know if it’s okay. You’ll be playing with her hips. Maybe your hand will wander over her G-string. And she’ll direct your hand to her pussy. If she does, rub it. If she moans, finger it. The same rule applies to her ass, although I’ve been with only a handful of dancers who let me finger their assholes. Which brings me to the next rule…
3. If she’s letting you finger her, don’t go from her pussy to her ass and back again. That’s an hygienic no-no.
4. Keep your cock in your pants unless she invites you to take your cock out of your pants, which she probably won’t. Violating this rule could get you thrown out of the club if there’s a bouncer nearby.
5. Don’t try to kiss her on the lips. Kiss her ears (but don’t stick your tongue in them), kiss her shoulders, kiss her neck, but don’t try to kiss her on the lips, don’t try to French her and don’t slobber! Besides, for reasons I’m not going to go into here but should be obvious, you don’t want to French her.
6. Remember, a good dancer not only wants to make you happy this time, she wants to keep you as a customer. She’ll let you know what you can do, either by directing your hands or whispering in your ear. On the other hand…
7. A good, professional dancer never gives it all away during the first song. Chances are–and this only goes for a good dancer–the more you invest, the more comfortable she’ll get with you and the more risqué she’ll become. The more certain she’ll be that you’re not a cop. Strippers are like real-life girls in that way. The more time you spend with them, the nicer they are to you. Unless you’re an asshole.
8. Don’t be afraid to make special requests. No, I’m not telling you to say to her, “Blow me.” What I’m saying is, if she’s facing you and you want to see her ass, just say to her, “Let me see your ass.” Say it politely, not gruffly. If she has her ass in your face and you want to see her tits, ask her to turn around. Don’t say, “Turn around, bitch.” Say, “Let me see those beautiful tits again.”
Finally, make sure your cock is facing the right way (whatever’s comfortable for you; for me, it’s up and leaning left). Don’t be afraid to say to her, “Can you give me a second to adjust myself?” She’s been through this routine before. And be discreet when the bouncer or bartender are nearby or in the room. In other words, when the bouncer walks by isn’t the time to shove a finger up her tight little ass.
Know the rules of the club. Know the girl’s rules. If you really like a dancer, build a relationship with her. No, I’m not telling you to take her home to meet the parents. With familiarity comes better, hotter dances.
To be continued.
February 21, 2016 by Elliot James
A reader wrote that Alexya has a "Mona Lisa smile."
Brits wank to Danniella's Babestation call-in shows.
Alexya, “The Girl With Come-Here Eyes,” has a talent for eye-banging that comes through in every pictorial and video she does. And that’s only one of her many assets and skills. She tends to have a serious, mysterious look on-camera. Off-camera, Alexya laughs and smiles a lot. “It’s crazy if I go out with a lot of cleavage showing,” Alexya says. She needs a bodyguard.
Daniella Levy’s the hot chick on British TV. She takes phone calls and persuades innocent men to lose their jeans. You’ll hear how dirty Danniella can talk when you fire up her videos. She’s got the gift of non-stop jack chat and a rack to match. Roddie commented, “I used to go to the club where Danni was a lap dancer but never saw her. I certainly would not have forgotten that gorgeous figure and tits!”
