November 28, 2012 by Elliot James
Melissa beats a boobie bongo.
The staff at SCORE cannot bring peace to the world or resolve the numerous financial messes.
However, as you saw in a recent Blog posting with beautiful Melissa Manning, it’s gratifying that we can help busty girls learn their true bra sizes so that they can go about their days in comfort. We and Melissa learned that her boobs are 36H-cups, up from 34Gs. Excellent news and a reason for rejoicing. It beats a cup-size recession any day.
Melissa was the covergirl of two magazines in 2012, the May ’12 Voluptuous and July ’12 SCORE, and she’s the covergirl of the April ’13 SCORE (on-sale January 22, 2013).
Melissa is also in the running for SCORE and Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year 2012. The SCORE contest ends December 31, 2012 and the Voluptuous contest ends January 31, 2013, so if you haven’t cast your ballots yet, please get your fucking votes in, dammit!
Today, we have kind of a bongo lesson with Melissa at SCORELAND. Well, it’s not really a lesson. But I’ll use any excuse to see Melissa naked.
November 9, 2012 by Elliot James
The voting results are tabulated with this high tech calculator guarded by Renee's cleavage 24 hours a day 7 days a week until the numbers are all in.
Our party symbol is not a party animal: an elephant or a donkey.
Our party symbol is an hourglass figure full of curves and dips.
Our party color is not red or blue.
Our party color is all the colors a woman’s skin can be.
We promise no dirty tricks or break-ins…except in hardcore scenes.
Our T Party stands for TITS.
We endorse Voluptuous-care.
Join the Voluptuous Party and vote for the 2012 Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year, Plumper of the Year, Ass of the Year, Pussy of the Year and XXX Model of the Year.
You can vote at SCORELAND if you’re a member (there are no lines) or you can vote using this ballot. Vote by email or mail your vote. Just vote and let your voice be heard. Those who do not vote cannot legitimately protest the outcome. You’ve got to be in it for your favorite to win it.
Renee Ross has won Model of the Year two years running. She’s great at winning erections. Who will win this year? Will Renee make it win #3?
Our candidates do not put their foot in their mouths. Just their nipples and fingers.
Our goals: to find the best, the sexiest and the biggest all-natural girls and photograph them.
That is the mission statement of the Voluptuous Party.
Join the Party!
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Read the rules, study the candidates carefully and vote!
November 4, 2012 by Elliot James
They have the right to bare arms. And breasts. And butts. And lady bits.
There are no excuses for not voting.
This week is the most-popular week of the month for newsstand and magazine shop managers and staff.
It’s when the trucks roll up and drop off the latest issue of SCORE magazine.
This month, it’s the January ’13 edition, and you veteran readers know what that means.
It’s election time! Time to vote for 2012 Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year, Hardcore Performer of the Year and the Big-Boob Hall of Fame.
This year’s ballot is on page 19. Fill it out and mail it in or vote by email for all four awards.
Every voice counts, and I’m grateful that we all have the opportunity to vote for our faves. In some countries, the government picks the winning big-bust models.
Pick up your copy (with a free DVD inside) today at your favorite store or get it direct from eBoobStore. A digital version for tablets, phones and desktops is also available.
