Tag Archive: waitresses
May 7, 2014 by Elliot James
You want fries with those big boobs?
Sexier than any sexy fast food TV commercial, this new video of Angel Wicky shows why it’s okay for girls with big-boobs to play with their food.
A real-life sensuous foodie, Angel is a shapely waitress with a customer who leaves her stuck with a tray of burgers and fries.
Without anyone to serve, Angel is a lonely waitress in an empty breastaurant.
She has to serve herself and serve herself she does.
If I was the Burger King King or the Burger King Chicken, I’d just give it up and let Angel take over.
The moral of the story?
Let girls play with their food.
See Angel now at SCORELAND.
“I just love attention and being an exhibitionist,” says Angel. “So this is a great way how to show my skills, do what I want to do and what I love and be nasty, dirty and sweet all at the same time. Be my own boss, travel and meet new people and learn new things. My dream was to get into eroticism and porn and make guys happy watching me.”
November 30, 2013 by Elliot James
Since this is a heavy eating weekend in the United States and for Americans around the globe, this is the right time for a Blog story about: Breastaurants.
Breastaurants: You may know ’em, you probably love ’em if you’re a SCORELAND Blog reader.
They have big-screen TVs set to sports channels and bar-style food and beer served by pretty girls wearing sexy, skimpy, tight outfits. A brilliant concept if the right girls are interested in being servers, and they clearly are judging by how easily the breastaurants find their many employees.
The word breastaurant went big about five years ago and has stuck, said the southwest bureau chief of the trade publication Nation’s Restaurant News. “Some of the brands are trying to get away from it because it has a connotation of sex, but that’s basically what the category is selling.”
The first and original breastaurant was Hooters. Now there is a slew of imitators making bank. Hooters alone made $858-million in 2012, and its closest competitor, Tilted Kilt, took in $123-million. The managers don’t interview waitresses. They audition them.
Here’s my breastaurant rundown of the most well-known names. It seems to me that they’re good places to find potential SCORE models, although my local Hooters didn’t have any waitresses even as busty as the smallest-chested SCORE Girls. I was ready to hand out the SCOREModelsWanted.com business card.
Hooters: Hot girls in their traditional orange booty shorts and chicken wings.
Twin Peaks: Trains its scantily clad girls to touch the table in a sales technique called “touchnology.”
The Heart Attack Grill: The waitresses dress like nurses and serve the world’s greasiest, fattiest food. Criticized by medical professionals.
The Tilted Kilt: The girls wear short, plaid kilts, white socks and belly-baring tops. Hoot-er, mon!
Mugs N Jugs: beer specialists in tight, black tank tops.
Red Neck Heaven: Texas-style tube tops and denim cut-offs. Think Daisy from Dukes of Hazzard.
The CANZaciti Roadhouse: They show more skin than a chicken wing.
Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill: Exactly. The skimpier the bikini the more you drink.
Wowies Sports Bar and Grill: Florida girls in skin-tight tank tops and camel-toe yoga pants.
Show-Me’s: White tank tops, pink camel-toe booty shorts and chicken wings in the mid-west.
Stacked Burgers: Created by three ex-jocks. The girls wear denim shorts and the usual tank tops.
Bone Daddy’s: You have a dirty mind. The girls serve in the standard two-piece hottie uniforms.
Cheerleaders Sports Bar and Grill: Yes, and sometimes they do bikini car washes.
The question is, who can eat and drink with a boner?
Want breasts with those chicken wings?
September 28, 2013 by Elliot James
Bottoms up!
Raise your steins and knocker back a few suds with December ’13 covergirl Renee Ross and her bosomy V-mates.
Oktoberfest has kicked off not just in Germany but around the world. (It ends October 6.)
Renee is wearing a dirndl, the traditional German/Bavarian/Austrian dress that the beer ladies wear for this event.
This cover shot reminds me of another hot jug slinger, Gya Roberts. Here’s tit in your eye!
Who else would make a great jug passer in this costume? I can think of a few!
Get yours at your favorite store or direct from the eBoobStore.com.
Those look heavy.
December 11, 2012 by Elliot James
Dave blogged about Gabrielle Love’s waitress show yesterday. No one as yet has volunteered the reason we tip better when the server carries large cups.
Last week, I blogged about Babes, Boobs and Beer.
Today, I want to sound the alert about a new Joana Bliss scene going up at SCORELAND.
Joana’s a traditional jug slinger in a rustic European pub, hauling beer before she goes bare.
Who would not want to tap those kegs?
Romanian cupcake Lana Ivans says that a diet rich in corn makes girls’ boobs bigger.
In Bulgaria, a millet-based ale called Boza is claimed to increase breast size.
Others say it’s the hops in beer that mimic estrogen.
Whatever the case, support your local busty bartenders and beer maids and tip them well.
Another question I have is why are all English lady bartenders busty? I’ve gone pub-hopping in London and saw them in every place I went.
Joana next appears in the March ’13 Voluptuous, on-sale January 8, and then in April ’13 SCORE, on-sale January 22.
Drop your hops and show Joana some props.
Check out this clip.
Bottoms up!
Joana serves up a couple of sudsy ones.
February 14, 2011 by Elliot James
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Cynthia Romero born Feb. 18.
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Nicole Peters born Feb. 18.
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SaRenna Lee born Feb. 17.
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Jade Feng born Feb. 17.
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Kali West born Feb. 16.
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Plenty UpTopp born Feb. 14.
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Sapphire born Feb. 14.
Happy birthday, ladies.
Today on SCORELAND, redheaded vixen Contessa Rose kicks off March ’11 V-mag with a cocktail server pictorial in the kind of pub where everybody knows your name.
Tomorrow, Dixie Devereaux as another kind of waitress with a plate of sticky pancakes. You won’t see a skintight uniform like Dixie’s worn at your local diner.
Boobs in the News:
An all-female group in Ukraine called Femen have an unusual way of protesting political issues, the lack of women in government positions and discrimination. They show their boobs in public. There are over 300 Femen activists just in Kiev. Wearing flowers in their hair in the old Ukrainian style, they recently grouped by a train station and shouted “Impeach Yanukovych!” (Ukraine’s President Viktor Yanukovych)
Femen’s leader Anna Gutsol told reporters, “We understood that the only way to attract the maximum attention to a problem is to protest with bare breasts. It’s still a peaceful protest, but the most effective. In Ukraine, women don’t have the same rights as men, many marry at 20 and have neither career nor financial independence. We have minimum money to develop our organization, but we have our bodies, our brains, and our creativity. First one looks at our breasts, then our banners.”
The Femen movement is spreading. I hope it catches on in the States. Near the SCORE building.
January 10, 2011 by Elliot James
If I owned a sports bar or a Hooters-type hangout, I’d absolutely hire Angel Gee as a waitress. On second thought, I’d hire Angel Gee as the head manager. No, I’d hire Angel Gee and make her a partner. Hey, I’d just give Angel the deed and the keys to the place. I mean, look at the body on this girl. Today’s pictorial of Angel matches the Sports Bar video in SCORE Theater. I like what she’s wearing better than any Hooter’s uniform. Of course, the wings go by the wayside, the clothes come off and the breasts come out. Because this is Angel Gee and Angel Gee loves tits, especially her own set. She dresses hot. A lot. Why not? “I love heels! I think I was born in them. I even walk around the house in them. My slippers have heels. It’s so sexy for me. I just like to be sexy and dress up, and I love to dress down.” What happens when she goes out for a meal? Angel says, “Male waiters and bartenders tend to get really nervous. I’ll talk to them and try to make them feel comfortable, but you can tell they want to stare at my boobs the whole time. I just laugh because it’s amusing to me. But I like that they love my boobs.” Angel Gee, putting the hot in hot sauce only inside SCORELAND. She’ll French-fry your brain.
November 27, 2010 by Elliot James
Renee Ross has two big jugs and she’s proud of them.
Screw the turkey. Figuratively speaking, that is. The only three things that really count on a holiday weekend are babes, boobs and brew. And when all three are combined, you are treated to the vision of Renee Ross dressed in a beer-maid outfit from the Oktoberfest school of brew serving. I’ve seen those waitresses slinging seven steins at once, but we didn’t want to wear Renee out, and besides, Renee needed two free hands to peel off and play with herself. If only more tap-yankers looked and acted like Renee, and had kegs like hers, our lives would be so much easier. There are 78 more photos of Renee in “Boobfest” posted on SCORELAND. Bottoms up!
December 15, 2009 by Elliot James
Jezhabelle: a nurse for all illnesses.
When it comes to the girls’ wardrobes, I know a lot of people like to see them in the kind of outfits a girl wears in “real life” (the mall, a restaurant, the park), but my own personal preference is costume play, aka “cos play.” Maybe that’s because I lived down the block from a strip club during my formative years. We did a survey on SCORELAND not long ago, asking “What is your favorite fantasy girl?”
Cherry Brady: heavy-hanging angel of mercy.
Sexy teacher was #1 with 47% of 1000 polled while sexy nurse was second with 33%. For me, it’s nurse and maid. I had only a couple of hot teachers my whole life; the rest were ugly, old meanies. So I have a hard time relating. But I’ve known hot nurses and hot maids. Sexist? Of course. I fully admit it.
Carolyn Monroe cures this sicko on SCORELAND.
There’s a restaurant in Tempe, Arizona called the Heart Attack Grill with waitresses dressed like nurses. The nurse motif is not really why it’s called that. It’s the high-fat menu. Reporters, columnists, writers as well as nurses and nursing organizations have criticized the restaurant and the overall fantasy depiction of the nursing profession in movies and men’s magazines. The owner is my hero, and not for his burgers. Does anyone else fantasize about Cindy Cupps, Cherry Brady and Jezhabelle nursing you back from a fake illness? Or serving you non-fatty veggie-burgers in a hospital restaurant? But it has to be a fantasy nurse outfit out of Fredericks or Shirley of Hollwood. And they have to wear stripper fuck-shoes. Not a real nurse’s outfit. Especially those God-awful real-life British nurse uniforms. Those don’t measure up. Renee Ross said she wears scrubs. That doesn’t do it for me, but the thought of her being a nurse does.
Alanna Ackerman's visiting nurse service
Sexist? Chauvinistic? You bet. And proud of it. I have my list of SCORELAND Girls who’ve yet to don the crossed cap that I want to see dressed as nurses. A man can hope.
