Tanks a lot!
Melissa Manning: made for tank tops.
Today, I want to rant and rave about my #1, all-time favorite top for SCORE Girls to wear.
The humble tank top.
I’ve included a few examples worn by some bodacious tank commanders.
Sandra Star: German tank commander.
The perfect tank top is chest-clinging and tight and made of thin cotton with very thin spaghetti straps. If some belly is showing because her breast shelf stretches it out, all the better but not necessary.
A tank top is something they will never let a woman wear on my most hated TV show ever, What Not To Wear. You may have caught this abomination on the badly misnamed The Learning Channel. Hosts Clinton and Kelly take a woman who dresses scantily and skimpily (“inappropriately,” in their view) and turn her into a PC frump at the urging of family and friends. If they get the occasional hot babe, I tune in to check her out in the first half before they ruin her. A few years ago, they ruined a real estate agent who loved showing off her body and wore plaid, coed miniskirts and belly-exposing tank tops to the office.
Micky, Gya and Terri Jane: girls you’d like to get tanked with.
In a SCORELAND poll about favorite outfits a few years ago, tank tops and tight sweaters both earned 15% of the votes while T-shirts earned 5%. Thirty-percent of you preferred bras and 23% chose bikinis. Evening gowns, which have no place in my perfect world, earned 13%.
I expected tank tops to do much better in the survey because girls can wear them pretty much everywhere. Braless girls wearing tank tops in the summer…you can’t beat that. But I also like the tank-top-over-a-bra look, a real cleavage builder. Hey, I’m a dog. I admit it.
Alexa: Another German tank commander.
We’re always on the lookout for girls who can fill out a tank top like these girls can. Beshine excepted because she’s one in 100 million or higher.
If you spot a tank commander, SCOREModelsWanted wants to know about her!
Beshine: Germany’s taking over this Blog.