Tag Archive: Whoppers

In the land of whoppers…

July 8, 2012 by Maria

By now, the fact that I stare at tits all day for a living should be a commonly known fact.

I know, I know…my job is sooo difficult.

But even after looking at tits after tits after tits all the live-long day, there are still days when I am taken aback and impressed by humongous breasts.

Because sometimes the sheer size and weight of of huge tits is completely impressive.

When that happens, when a SCORELAND babe has tits that are so big that I am forced to stop and sort of let out a low whistle that says, “Now THAT’S impressive…” I call those tits “whoppers.”

Not every SCORELAND babe has whoppers, and that is okay.

But when they do, it is okay and kind of sort of FUCKING AMAZING!

I mean, I have a large rack, but I definitely don’t have whoppers. Whoppers are the stuff of miracles.

So who are some of the ladies who have whoppers?

Well, for starters, German newcomer Emilia Boshe has an amazing set of whoppers. Hers are large and hang just so and are just the right amount of veiny.

Renee Ross also has a great set of whoppers. And not to brag or anything…okay, I am totally bragging…I have had her whoppers in my hands and man, oh, man did they weigh a lot.

I’ve been THISCLOSE to Minka’s whoppers. Don’t believe me? Here’s a pic to prove it. (And just so you know…Minka’s hand was totally on my ass in that pic. I swear it.)

I’ve even had a pair of whoppers on my head!

Yup, its true. When Cassidi Jai came to our studios, she put her HHH-tits on my head! (And yes, I have a video to prove that, too.)

But who has the biggest, most-impressive whoppers I’ve ever seen?

Miosotis, of course. In fact, Miosotis might actually mean “whoppers.”

Every time I see her tits, I am shocked and awed. It’s like in the line for big tits, she got an extra helping…maybe even two.

Her tits are so impressive that I find it hard to concentrate. They’re mesmerizing.

Will there ever be another whoppered one like Miosotis? I cannot say for sure…but I will say that I hope and wish for it every day.

I am pretty sure you do, too.

xoxox,

Maria

 

 

A Boob By Any Other Name Would Be As Sweet…

July 12, 2010 by Maria
Sophie Mae has a very nice set o' ripe tomatoes.

Sophie Mae has a very nice set o' ripe tomatoes.

Here in Big Boob World, or SCORELAND as you call it, we spend a serious amount of time with tits. From the minute we come in to the office it’s nothing but tits, tits and more tits all day. (Not that I’m complaining at all, mind you.) But there is a problem that we editors run into sometimes. You see, sometimes tits leave us at a loss for words. LITERALLY. I will call Dave or Elliot up and ask them to give me, “Another word for boobs, please.” You see, there are many, many, many ways to call a boob, well, a boob. But sometimes, I come across a pair of tatas that need something extra-special. So, over the years, I have started a collection of boob words. Kind of like my own tatas thesaurus, if you will. And you’d be surprised how many different words there are for boobs. And you’d be surprised how many guys I know have their own versions, too. Chicks do, too! For example, the phrase “chesticles” was uttered to me one night by a group of hot lesbians. They came up to me and said, “You have a full set of chesticles.” Needless to say, I LOL’ed on the spot.

So, I thought I would share some of my favorites with you. And I would LOVE it if you shared some of your faves with me. A girl can never have too many words to describe her, umm, girls. lol So, without further ado:

  • Mams
  • Blouse Bunnies
  • Cans
  • Bazookas
  • Sweater Puppies
  • Cum Cushions
  • Yum Yums
  • Happy Headlights
  • Bingos!
  • Floppers
  • Whoppers
  • The Twins
  • Perks
  • Bazoombas
  • Penis Padders
  • Dairy Depot
  • Jigglies

I could go on and on, but I prefer to hear some of yours. Who knows, maybe you can tell me a few I’ve never heard before. (Which would be very impressive.)

xoxo,

Maria