December 15, 2012 by Maria
The Feb. '13 issue of V-mag is full of boobs and boobs and more boobs. MERRY TITMAS!
For all of you who want your bells jingled and some busty babe to deck your balls,
the wait is OVER!
The February 2013 issue of V-mag has arrived and it is jam-packed with Christmas cheer!
And by Christmas cheer, I mean TITTIES!
And who doesn’t love those, right?
There are 18 pairs of perky ‘jiggle’ bells inside this issue and one of them belongs to cover girl and Southern Belle, Rockell. She’s quite the hottie, if you ask me.
Plus, get your first look at the newest V-mag DVD, V-Girls Next Door, featuring all of your favorite natural big titters!
And curvy sensations Gabrielle Love and Felicia Clover show off their big tits and fat asses,too!
You get Siri and Luxury Amore in XXX action and Kitana Flores takes on two cocks at once!
For those of you who really like a pair of knocked-up knockers, Shyla Shy returns to show off her preggo tatas.
Lola is back, taking a bath and putting on a pussy show for you, too.
And if you love the curvy ladies of Montego Babes, they are all back, naked by a pool. There’s nothing like three bra-busters in tiny bikinis!
AND YOU CAN ALSO DOWNLOAD THE DIGITAL ISSUE ON TO YOUR IPAD!
Isn’t technology fucking awesome?
This issue has everything you need to stay warm during these winter months.
And by warm, I mean hard as a rock and strokin’.
Check it out now on the eBoobStore!
Merry TITMAS! May boobs bless us all, everyone!
xoxox
Maria
October 14, 2012 by Dave
Melissa Manning: Sweater No. 1 from today's new photo set.
Melissa Manning in Sweater No. 2 from today's new photo set.
We just finished putting together a special sweater pictorial for SCORE magazine, and I wrote: “When the weather outside is frightful, it’s important to keep your extremities–meaning your hands, feet and face–warm and covered. But if the busty girl in your life asks, you can tell her THERE IS NO HARM IN EXPOSING YOUR CLEAVAGE TO THE ELEMENTS as long as her extremities are covered.”
There is, as far as I know, no scientific evidence to back up what I wrote. I do know, however, that one day several years ago, I walked into an ice hockey rink that was very, very cold and saw a busty girlfriend of one of the players on my team wearing a wool sweater…but the wool sweater was very low cut. Yep, there she was, standing in an ice hockey rink where it was practically freezing, and her cleavage was 80% exposed. But–and this is the important point–the sweater had long sleeves and she was wearing gloves and she WASN’T shivering.
All this comes to mind because a brand-new photo set of bustier-than-ever (and bustier-than-even-she-thought-she-was) Melissa Manning goes up today at SCORELAND, and a matching video on Monday and it just so happens that she’s wearing a sweater or two. And, wouldn’t you know it, it’s already mid-October, and the weather has already dipped below freezing in many parts of the world. Before you know it, the sweaters are going to start coming out.
But, as I pointed out, that doesn’t mean the tits have to go inside.
Listen, I know that a lot of you guys wouldn’t mind looking at pictures of girls in sweaters even if it were 100 degrees outside. But it’s not, and the new set of Melissa is all the excuse I needed..
This sweater is not appropriate winter wear. If I saw Karina wearing it, I would insist that she take it off.
Karen Fisher came to work like this. That's why at her place of business, nobody takes sick days, even during flu season.
If you ever find yourself out in a blizzard and run into Beshine, duck under her tits and you'll keep warm and dry.
Gya Roberts is almost ready to go outside in the cold. For some reason, this photo reminds me of the reader who wrote in to tell us that he wants to see girls with cum all over their sweaters.
Shyla Shy doesn't have to worry about the cold because even though her tits are exposed, her arms are covered. I do, however, recommend gloves.
March 8, 2012 by Maria
This is what we imagine winter looks like in the North Country.
This is how we imagine chicks look when it gets warm in the North Country.
Dave and I had a conversation about the weather yesterday that sparked today’s Blog topic.
I know, I know…you are shocked that Dave and I talk about the weather when there are so many tits to converse about. But sometimes we are boring.
That was a lie.
Dave is boring, but I like him anyway. 🙂 (I’m hardly boring, ever.)
Our convo about the weather led to a discussion about what I like to refer to as the “Half-Naked Phenomenon,” which is what happens when the weather goes from very cold to hot all of a sudden, awakening women’s inner slut and inspiring them to cavort around in the sunshine in tiny outfits.
Not that we are complaining about that at all. Oh, no.
But I want to point out that it happens, and it happens A LOT.
This is how girls dress in Miami all the time. Sorry, we WIN.
This week, our friends to the north are experiencing a heat wave. I know this not because I watch the Weather Channel but because all over Twitter, people were tweeting about 90-degree weather in Brooklyn. (I am formerly from New York and I follow a lot of New Yorkers, what can I say?) But more than, “Oh, fuck it’s hot!” and, “It’s boiling in here!” tweets, what I saw were tons of tweets about summer dresses, of all things.
Men were tweeting about the return of the tiny summer dress after months of boots and sweaters and coats and scarves. It seems that the minute the hot weather arrives, people in the North get an influx of a lot of skin, and it, apparently, makes them bat-shit crazy and launches boners all over the place. It’s as if their dicks were hibernating for the winter and all of a sudden their libido comes out of its cave in search of food. (I just made my first official hibernation reference on this blog. lol)
And I get it. I really get it. I would imagine that the return of skin-baring and partial nudity would get me excited if I was subjected to snow and all the bundling up that entails.
But here is the thing…
We live in Miami, and we have no clue what the fuck that whole situation is like.
Here in Miami, it hardly ever gets cold. Sometimes it goes down to 35 degrees and we freak out, but that’s about it. Our winter weather consists of about a week when chicks wear boots and one, light, tight sweater. That’s it. We do not suffer the pains of snow. We do not suffer the droves of women dressed in layers of goose down that make them look like misshapen, burly men.
We don’t.
You see, when our week of winter is over, our women go back to wearing what they normally wear…close to nothing at all.
🙂 Not that I am rubbing it in or anything. I am just pointing out that living here beats living there and that if you like skin and nudity, you should probably move to Miami.
Plus, that’s where SCORELAND HQ is located, and that makes Miami even better.
Tits and sunshine…it’s what we do!
xoxo,
Maria
