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You deserve a boob-break today. So look for those big arches. I’m lovin’ tit. Ya want fries with that?

April 27, 2012 by Elliot James

Natasha's back. And showing her back. Because she also has back besides boobs.

The other day, I read a news item about celebrities who had worked at McDonald’s at some point in their lives. Some of the names mentioned were singer Shania Twain, actress Sharon Stone and TV host Star Jones. I’m trying to visualize Sharon Stone in her famous scene from Basic Instinct as a McDonald’s drive-through girl. It would be a good comedy skit.

Whenever I see those famous golden arches, I don’t think of burgers. I see a pair of big breasts from a bird’s-eye point-of-view or a girl lying down, her boobs pointing at the ceiling.

Sadly, one of our own celebrities at SCORELAND was not mentioned in the article. Talk about neglect!

Her name?

Natasha Dulce.

Natasha used to work at McDonald’s. But then an issue arose about those degrading paper hats they have the employees wear. As Natasha remembered it last year when she debuted at SCORELAND, she didn’t wear her hat at the job and the female manager “just told me to go home, and at that time, my car was in the shop so my parents had to drop me off at work. Well, that happened like 10 minutes after, so my mom got really mad, and then my dad ended up picking me up, and he cussed out the store manager, and then she fired me for it.”

So Natasha became an exotic dancer instead of climbing the corporate ladder to become an assistant manager. Then she tried modeling and liked it.

Their loss is SCORELAND‘s gain. There is a fairness in life sometimes.

I bring all this up because Natasha is back with a new XXX scene, “La Dulce Vida,” something I’ve been eagerly hoping and waiting over a year for. And I’m lovin’ it. You will, too.

The new SCORE Model of the Year winner!

This time, Natasha is decked out in old-school men’s magazine garb. The black stockings, the garters, the bra and panties…the works. The only accessory that’s missing is a sexy paper hat. Welcome back, Natasha.

Ya want fries with that?

Also at SCORELAND is this fresh pictorial of the new SCORE Model of the Year Kelly Christiansen. It’s a well-deserved win! Kelly never ceases to stagger everyone in her path. She has it all. The SCORE Man’s dream wife. Every SCORE Man should have one.

“I’m just very flattered,” Kelly said. “That’s the first thing that comes to mind. Flattered, surprised, shocked, wow! What else can I say? It’s great. Thank you so much!”

Being a SCORE Girl has helped Kelly’s self-confidence. “I think I said that was one of the reasons I got into this, that I wanted to boost my confidence. It worked! I’m definitely not as shy as I used to be. That’s definitely a good thing for me.”

Congratulations, Kelly! Hope to see you back again soon.

 

 

 

Can this marriage be saved? Help a SCORE brother out.

September 1, 2010 by Elliot James
S.P.'s wife admires Morgan.

S.P.'s wife admires Morgan.

Jayden's a reader's wife. Nice if you can get it.

Jayden's a reader's wife. Nice if you can get one.

S.P. writes to “Scorecard” with a problem and needs advice. It’s a real- life dilemma. Send in your thoughts about his situation. Help a brother out.

“I am writing this because I would like my fellow SCORE readers to help me with a question that is of utmost importance in my life right now. Please bear with me because you have to hear my entire story before you can render an informed judgment. I am 34 years old. My wife of three years is 32, and she is very beautiful in just about every way. I say just about every way because most SCORE Men would agree that her breasts are too small. They’re only C-cups, but they’re beautifully shaped with nipples that I love to suck on. Until Debbie, all my girlfriends had big tits. You see, I had been a SCORE reader since I was 19 years old, and I never even looked at a girl unless she was stacked, maybe not in a SCORE way but definitely stacked compared to most other girls. Unfortunately, every single one of my prior relationships ended disastrously, either because the girl cheated on me (as we all know, girls with big boobs attract a lot of suitors) or because we were mismatched personality-wise.

“When I met Debbie, I liked her, but my first reaction was, ‘Her breasts are too small.’ But then I said to myself, ‘Steve, you’ve always judged women by their cup-size, and you’ve always been wrong. Maybe it’s time for you to try something different.’ Well, I did, and it worked out great. Even the sex is great, and I’ve learned to love her (comparatively) small breasts. Everything was going great until about three months ago, when my wife happened upon my secret stash of SCORE magazines. As you can imagine, she was very upset, but what upset her most wasn’t that I was looking at naked women in a porn magazine. She was upset that I was looking at naked women who she didn’t measure up to in the breast department.

“Just about every day since then, she’s asked me, ‘Are you sure you like my body?’ or ‘Wouldn’t you like me better if I had big breasts?’ and I always have to reassure her that her body is find the way it is and I wouldn’t want to change a thing. Over the past month, however, she’s been dropping hints about wanting to get a boob job, and not just bigger boobs. Massive, SCORE-sized boobs. She says her role model is Morgan Leigh (my wife is very slim, too), and she wants to look like her. I would love for my wife to have boobs like Morgan Leigh’s, but I don’t want her to think I’ve been disappointed all this time. I haven’t been. I just didn’t think I had a choice in the matter. On the other hand, I’m worried that if my wife gets bigger breasts, she won’t want me anymore and our relationship will turn out like all the other ones in my life. What would you do, fellow SCORE Men? I need your help.”