Desiree Vega is a real charmer.
She’s got charisma on-camera and off. Desiree could be a morning TV weathergirl. We’d be hooked.
Today, Desiree conducts a Titty Top Tryout SCORELAND show.
Desiree’s plan is to try on an assortment of skintight tops over her 36G-cups.
You pick the winning top. We must be neutral.
The perfect body for tight, cleavage-clinging tops.
Mega-Boob Olympians, circa 2002. In the top row, Kayla, Maxi and Plenty. In the bottom row, Casey, SaRenna and Minka. All XXX Olympic Gold Medalists.
Haley Hills, going for the Gold!
So, I’m bouncing around from channel to channel the other day, and I head over to NBC, and the information bar at the top of the DirecTV screen reads as follows:
XXX Olympics.
Am I’m like, “Really? When’s the 100-meter tit-fuck?”
So I watch, but all I got was a lot of cameltoe I didn’t want to see and flat-chested women’s gymnasts who look like they’re eight years old.
I don't watch Olympic wrestling. I watch pro wrestling. But I would watch Olympic wrestling if it was like this.
Then, today, I’m surfing the Net and I see this headline: “XXX Olympics Tops Week 46 Viewing.”
Well, of course it does. But talk about misleading advertising.
Anyway, you all know where to go if it’s XXX Olympics you’re looking for.
Yes, indeed, this is the place. SCORELAND, I mean.
Combined cup size of all female Olympic athletes other than Serena Williams: B-cup.
Combined cup size of all the models at SCORELAND: a gazillion-cup.