Tag Archive: Xena Zoraki

A tale of two lucky guys: the one getting smothered by Xena and the one fucking Brittany Andrews. Yes, THE Brittany Andrews

June 16, 2023 by Dave

Xena can make a man happy about getting smothered.

Luckiest man in the world? The guy who’s not only getting smothered by super-stacked natural Xena Zoraki today at XLGirls.com but is also enjoying the pleasures of her mouth and pussy.

Another luckiest man in the world? The young dude who’s fucking Brittany Andrews‘ gaping pussy next week at 40SomethingMag.com. Yes, I did say THE Brittany Andrews. Boob Cruiser. SCORE Girl. All-around fun babe. Early in my career at The SCORE Group, I had dinner with Brittany at a restaurant in Pompano Beach, Florida. A crowded restaurant with lots of families around. Whether she’s playing with herself, fucking or just talking, Brittany is not a quiet girl. Her half of the conversation was rated XXX, and everyone in the restaurant could hear her. Me? I just sat there, tried to listen and stared at her tits. Like I said, I was a TSG novice at the time. Now, I’d probably do the same thing.

By the way, Brittany looks great. Her tits are perfect. And that pussy…man, does it gape! Funny how I noticed it before. Or maybe she told me about her gaping pussy while we were sitting in that restaurant. I can’t recall.

 

 

 

What a way to go!

May 26, 2023 by Dave

I think he’s still breathing.

“Poor guy. So young. How did he die?”

“He got smothered by Xena Zoraki’s tits.”

“Oh. Well, that’s not so bad.”

I mean, I once got struck by a car while riding my bicycle. I’d much rather have been struck by Xena’s giant G-cup naturals.

Xena, one of the top newbies of 2023 or any year, returns to do it all today at XLGirls.com.

Xena Zoraki’s huge naturals are a pair of tape-measure blasts

April 15, 2023 by Dave

How big do you think Xena’s tits are?

Xena Zoraki says she has G-cup tits. I say, “Xena, you need to get those babies re-measured.” I’d be happy to do it for her, although my eye test says her huge naturals are at least J-cups, maybe more. In Xena’s hardcore scene at XLGirls.com, posted just one day after her solo debut, her guy tries to measure them by stuffing his face in her cleavage. That’s one way to do it. The best way. Another way is to 1.) Measure your cock when it’s hard; 2.) Put it between her tits. That sounds very unscientific but fun.

Basically, Xena knocks my socks off.