In what I consider to be a bit of an upset (but, obviously, most of you don’t), Kristina Milan was voted your favorite “Treasure Chests of the Dominican Republic” girl, beating out Miosotis and Vanessa Del. Over 600 “Blog” readers voted, and Kristina got 50% of the vote, followed by Miosotis at 35% and Vanessa at 15%.
So, what does that tell us (other than that you like Kristina)? I think it tells us that there are a lot of you out there who love girls with big, lactating tits. Or maybe it tells us something else. Hey, I’m sure you’ll let me know.
On a completely unrelated subject, the other day, I blogged about the difference between tit-fucking on camera and going all the way on camera. Thanks to Angela White for checking in, but Angela, I’m not bitching about what models won’t do. I’m completely able to accept it. Then again, you know how it is when you’re in a bar and you see a girl you like? You’re not gonna get anywhere if you don’t ask, right? The key is to not make the girl feel pressured. And Angela, you once told me that even you’re surprised you haven’t done boy-girl yet.
Stephanie Stalls looks like a porn star but isn't one…yet.
Candy Manson is a porn star.
Anyway, what I really want to talk about is Stephanie Stalls. There are new photos and a video of Stephanie going up tomorrow at SCORELAND, and I bring this up because Stephanie is one girl who I can’t believe hasn’t fucked on camera. Blonde hair, long legs, big ass, big tits, pierced nipples, pierced clit…if any girl looks like a porn star, it’s Stephanie. She kinda reminds me of Candy Manson who, as we all know, has gone go on to do porn. I remember the first time I saw Candy in a solo set, I said to Elliot, “This girl has to do porn.” And she did. You can see her sucking and fucking in Stacked Street Sluts #3, Stacked & Suckin’ and sucking/tit-fucking in Big-Tit Tune Up. Anyway, I see Stephanie going even further than Candy has. Really raunchy, slobbering, dirty porn. Anal, too. Hey, a man can dream.
But can you really tell a porn girl by her appearance? Did anyone ever think that cute little Brandy Talore would become a full-fledged porn star? I never did.
Anyway, check out Stephanie tomorrow. Then you can say, “I knew her when…”
Oh, and one more thing. If you get the chance, do a Google search on Simona Halep, the tennis player, and check out her before-and-after pics. It’s enough to make a boob man cry.
Dildo diva Karina Hart demonsrates the perfect dildo pose: Wet pussy, cunt walls wrapped around the dildo.
K.S., a SCORE, Voluptuous and XL Girls reader from the U.K., recently wrote, “I’m a long-time reader (13+ years now.) and have recently come to the conclusion that I’ve had it with dildo-insertion shots. I never used to mind them back in the early 2000’s when it was a novelty, a few such shots casually straying into solo pictorials as a tester for the full-on hardcore that would soon follow, but now the use of several dildo shots to close out a pictorial is starting to have a wearying air of inevitability about it.
“I understand (I think.) what you’re trying to do with said pics. Presumably, the whole idea is to say ‘Wow, look how hot and uninhibited this chick is! Stuffing herself silly for your onanistic pleasure!’ And, of course, there’s nothing wrong with that sentiment, except it overlooks one critical factor: that that plastic fuckstick all but obliterates the view of sweet, succulent pussy.
Angela White is also a dildo expert. She knows the onanistic benefits of spreading her pussy lips while insertion the dildo.
“Now, I appreciate you have to try to appease all readers, though I’d be willing to bet you’ve never received one single letter or email asking for more dildo shots (I imagine there are probably guys who mind them less than me but I honestly can’t see anybody seriously thinking we need more.). All I’m saying is could we possibly ease off a bit on the dildo front? I enjoy spreading shots (Incidentally, aren’t these just as uninhibited as inserting a dildo?), but at the moment, they seem to be losing out big-time to the plastic plague. Whenever I start looking at a new solo pictorial in one of your mags, I always do so in the hope that it will climax in a spectacular view up the model’s birth canal but, lately, more often than not I find myself gazing at the speed-control on a luminous blue vibe. Doh!!
Danielle Derek and the controversial hands-free dildo pose. Her ability to do this proves that she has a tight cunt.
“By the way, I neither have an aversion to, nor do I feel threatened by, dildos and I’d wholeheartedly agree that to see a woman masturbating with one either in the flesh or on video is astoundingly erotic and boner-inducing. I just don’t think they work as well for still pictures.”
In a way, I can see what K.S. is saying. I remember when newsstands adult mags started showing dildo and insertion pics for the first time. They were shocking! “A girl is doing this…on the newsstand?” Very hot. And, as a rule, almost everything is better in video than it is in still pictures. But I think an across-the-board ban on dildo pics wouldn’t sit well with a lot of you.
Where do you stand on the subject of dildos in photos and videos?
Of course, it is okay to talk with your mouth full if you’re a stacked chick and you’re talking while your mouth is full of cock.
Come to think of it, it’s okay to talk with your mouth full if you’re a flat-chested chick and you’re talking while your mouth is full of cock. Let’s face it: If any girl is sucking cock, she can do whatever she wants.
Anyway, in this brief video, G-cup newcomer Melonie Max sucks cock while answering my questions. Three things impress me:
1. She doesn’t lose her sucking rhythm during the interview.
2. The guy doesn’t lose his hard-on from hearing my voice. Chances are, he was so focused on Melonie’s spectacular BJ technique that he didn’t even notice I was there.
3. I don’t pull out my cock and stuff it in Melonie’s mouth during the interview. Because that’s the natural instinct, right? To want to get your cock sucked when you see a girl who’s a foot away from you sucking? Cock doesn’t care about decorum and professionalism (that’s what I’m supposed to exhibit in situations like this). It only cares about the super-busty babe who’s obviously very willing to suck cock.
Enough of that. You can see Melonie sucking and fucking right now at XLGIRLS.COM. Or you can wait a few days and see her doing it at SCORELAND.
Apologies for being so inactive on the blog, but I’ve been keeping busy behind the scenes with 18eighteen and XL Girls magazines.
Now, 18eighteen and XL Girls are about as polar opposite as you can get. But there’s one thing that readers of both magazines have in common: Redheads. They can’t get enough of ’em, and every month I get letters requesting more.
One redheaded babe in particular got a lot of attention in her XL debut in the Sept. ’09 issue (Special #187) and again in her interview in the Feb. ’10 issue (Special #193): Jade Parker. Reader B.C. from New Jersey wrote in saying, “I’d love to lick between Jade’s big, spread cheeks, tasting her hot balloon knot and slowly running my tongue all over her big, white bum.” And he wasn’t the only one. Guys were infatuated with her juicy ass as much as they were with her huge H-cup tits.
Now you guys get to see her again, this time in hardcore action in the movie K-Jugs. I had the pleasure of interviewing her while she was here for that shoot, and I can confirm that Jade is both a sweetheart and a freak! If you don’t believe me, just read her interview in XL Girls #193. Threesomes, gang-bangs and fucking on the side of the road are all part of her sexual repertoire.
So now that I’ve told you how much Jade loves to fuck, see it for yourself in this preview of her hardcore scene from K-Jugs. Enjoy!
So, it’s awards time round the V-Mag headquarters, and everyone has voting fever. I get tons of emails all day long with people’s votes and opinions and honorable mentions. I will say that the race is a tight one and that even I am getting caught up in the frenzy. While I could chat for hours about how the results are going and who the forerunners are, I will not. (I don’t want to spoil the fun for anyone. So stay tuned for the results in the June 2010 issue of V-Mag, boys.)
However, I will talk about one of the serious contenders for V-Mag Plumper of the Year, and that lady happens to be Sapphire. Not only is she the only model to have swept this category for three years in a row, she is also a Voluptuous and XL Girls favorite, and there isn’t a week that goes by that we don’t get letters about this lovely ginger.
Now, while I only recently met Sapphire on the set of My Big, Plump Wedding, (I was one of the guests at the wedding. 😉 ) I have seen her photos for years while working at SCORE and have seen her evolution from slim newcomer to Plumper legend.
Well, today I was talking about Sapphire with a few people in the office (We were discussing what would happen if she won the Plumper of the Year award for the fourth time), and we got into what I will call the Great Weight Debate. You see, some of the staff remember and prefer Sapphire when she was a slim and stacked redhead in the pages of V-Mag’s July ’03 issue. And some of them say that she came into her own when she returned to V-Mag as a Plumper, like in the V-Mag June ’08 issue.
Now, I am not an expert here, but to me, what it boils down to is tit power. Sure, Sapphire had big boobs when she was slimmer, but her boobs are even BIGGER now that she is a little heavier, and that, to me, is why I prefer her as a plumper. (But then again, I am a curvy girl myself, so I am biased.) And although I appreciate all of her curves, for some of the guys in the office, her fuller frame doesn’t cut it.
We could have discussed this for hours, but I suggested that we take it to the masses, which is why I am going to ask you guys.
So what say you, boob gallery? In The Great Weight Debate is skinny superlative to heavy? Or does rotund outweigh slim when it comes to V-girls? Does it matter? Let me know. xoxo Maria
That’s why we’re going to give away five copies of XL Girls #187 September 2009 issue signed by cover girl Samantha 38G!
We caught up with Samantha in the studio and XL Girls editor, Allie Q., got a chance to chit chat with Sam about winning XL Girls Model of the Year and asked her to autograph five copies for her fans, which she gladly did.
And now one of those magazines could be yours! Just write an E-mail to Voluptuous@Scoregroup.com with the words SAMANTHA 38G GIVEAWAY in the subject line and include your name, your mailing address and date of birth. We will choose five winners at random and they will be contacted via E-mail.
So all of you Samantha 38G fans stop what you’re doing and E-mail us right now! The deadline for all entries is September 7, 2009. Good luck guys! May the best boob men win!
FOX rolled out its new reality dating show. It’s called More To Love, and it’s about a guy who tries to find love with 20 plus-sized girls. So I tune in, figuring, “Big girls, big tits,” right?
Wrong.
In what might go down as the worst casting in the history of reality TV, the producers managed to find 20 big girls of which only one has big tits. And you’d better believe she was touting her advantage in a tight, low-cut dress, puppies bouncing all over the place. But the rest? Yipes!
At one point, some chick was going on and on about how she’d never had a date, and I’m screaming at the TV, “Honey, you weigh 300 pounds and only two of it’s tit!” I mean, take your pick: big tits, big ass, or pretty face. A girl’s gotta give your mind something to negotiate with your cock.
COCK: She’s a big girl.
MIND: But she’s very nice.
COCK: She’s a big girl.
MIND: She’s very nice, and she has big tits.
COCK: Sold.
That’s how it works in real life.
Obviously, the people who cast More To Love didn’t know what they were doing. They should’ve come to us. Here are five big girls for starters. They have more to love in all the right places.
