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What’s a jackumentary? It’s a documentary you can jack to!

July 23, 2013 by Dave

Elliot is staring at Renee's tits so he can memorize them for the test about "Renee Ross: A Jackumentary."

I thought I had invented the word “jackumentary.” I was so proud of myself. Then I did a Google search and found out that the word “jackumentary” had been used for a YouTube video about the pirate Jack Sparrow and an episode of some show called Bizness As Usual, as well as a few other times. In all instances, the word “jackumentary” was used for a piece of video involving someone named Jack.

Of course, when I thought of “jackumentary,” I had something else in mind. Jacking. You know, spanking the monkey. Pulling the pud. Jerking the Johnson. Choking the chicken. Thus, a jackumentary would be a documentary you could jack to.

I hereby take credit for being the first person to use “jackumentary” in this way. Patent pending. Copyright 2013 by The SCORE Group. All rights reserved. Pat Riley invented “three-peat.” I have “jackumentary.” Got that?

Anyway, what I had in mind was something along the lines of what you might see on Bio (the cable channel) but with a naked lady. A bio of a SCORE or Voluptuous Girl. You learn something and you get to jack. What could be better than that?

Premiering next week at XLGirls.com: Renee Ross. A Jackumentary.

You’ll learn something. You’ll stare at her tits. You’ll jack. When it’s over, you’ll say to yourself, “I just learned something and I feel much better!”

More details coming soon.

Lisa Canon dares to go where few XL Girls have gone before

July 12, 2013 by Dave

A little bit of foreplay before Lisa gets fucked in her pussy and ass at the same time.

The first time Lisa Canon appeared at XLGirls.com, she said, “I was reading the magazine and saw the ad for models so I called the number. I’ve never tried any nude modeling before. It was one of the things I’ve always wanted to do although I’ve always been a private person. Now I can say that I’ve done it.”

Before breaking her on-camera boy-girl cherry, Lisa said, “I love sex and lots of it but I’ve never done this with a guy in front of a camera. I’m really very, very nervous!”

After breaking her on-camera interracial cherry, Lisa said, “It didn’t take me long to decide to try boy-girl. I guess it’s not for everyone but it is for me. I hope that shows! Being filmed having sex is so different than having sex with a boyfriend back home. I feel different. I’m not the shy, quiet Lisa.”

After her first anal scene, in which the guy came inside her butthole, Lisa told us, “Before I came to XL Girls, I never even thought I’d have sex with a guy on-camera, and now I’m doing this. It’s fun, but I can’t believe it!”

And today at XL Girls.com, Lisa goes one step further into territory even many porn stars never enter…Lisa gets DP’d on-camera for the first time. I mean, Brandy Talore has done hundreds of scenes, but she’s never done anal, no less DP.

Said Lisa, “I was so excited I could barely sit still before the guys showed up! I’d been thinking about this since it was arranged. Those boys took real good care of me.”

It’s not often that a real girl-next-door goes this far. Lisa hopes you enjoy her video as much as she enjoyed making it. The photos, too, of course.

Two hands are not enough for Sofia Rose

June 27, 2013 by Elliot James

Give Sofia Rose a hand. In fact, make it two.

These two hands can’t handle all of Sofia Rose’s boob acreage. I think maybe some pro basketball players might have palms big enough to do the trick. If not, then the Jolly Green Giant. He would have even more of a reason to be jolly to get his mitts on that rack. Finding bras to holster Sofia’s 52- inch, 38JJ boobs is not easy.

“I met a custom fitter in Iowa about 15 years ago and she fitted and sized me,” Sofia said. “But now I can buy whatever I can find that fits me off the rack, usually the wrong size, but if I can get it to fit or achieve the look I’m looking for, then I buy it.”

Sofia Rose is back today at XLGirls.com in “Tits In Your Face.” This photo is from the scene. After completely engulfing her partner’s face with her beautifully shaped mounds of boob flesh, Sofia heads south for some mouth music and then more magical mammary mayhem directed at his man-meat. Lucky dude. He survived, exhausted.

We’ve also scheduled a revealing interview with beautiful Sofia in a separate posting on Friday. We’ve been chasing Miss Rose since 2006, and 2013 turned out to be the magic number.

“Nobody comes close to being as hot as Sofia Rose. I came back to XLGirls as soon as I saw she was added to the mix. Just insanely hot,” commented Domal when her first set was published.

What you might expect to see if you wandered into the SCORE Group men’s or ladies’ rooms

June 22, 2013 by Dave

You’ve probably figured out by now that working at The SCORE Group isn’t like working at other places.

There aren’t too many workplaces where it’s not unusual to be distracted by the loud fuck noises coming through the walls.

Not too many people start their day by walking into the studio and checking out the new, naked pair of tits and the girl they’re attached to.

At most companies, you can get in trouble for watching porn on your computer. Here, it’s ESPN.com that you have to explain.

And then there are the bathrooms. On any given day…

 

 

Hand signs. Doing that crazy hand jive

June 16, 2013 by Elliot James

I’ve only found one shot of a model flipping the bird, and it was a candid picture of Sophie Mae. I don’t know what Sophie’s belly dancing hand gestures mean in this photo and I couldn’t find out. Maybe Sophie will read this Blog and tell us. Or maybe there is no special meaning to them.

Sarah Rae’s hand signs are much better known. The heart sign means “I love you.” The circle means A-Okay.

Hitomi likes to make that V sign with palms out. Besides victory, it also means peace and love. According to Wikipedia, in Asia it means an “indication of cuteness when being photographed.” Hitomi makes that hand sign a lot in her photos. Sometimes I’ll see a photo of a girl doing the V sign with her palm inward and her tongue between her fingers. I know what that means. I’d like to see some SCORE and Voluptuous Girls make that sign.

Slone Ryder’s hand sign is self-explanatory.

Joanna Lake gave us a parting hand sign at the end of her pictorial.

Sophie: the secret belly dancing hand signs.

Sarah Rae: "I heart you."

Everything is A-Okay for Sarah.

Peace, love and she's cute and she knows it.

Slone: she'll blow ya off the good way.

Joanna: Two in the pink; one in the stink.

 

You’re seeing Jazlyn Summers naked for the first time this week? So am I!

May 28, 2013 by Dave

There's always something blocking my view of Jazlyn's nips.

Just recently I got to interview XL Girls newcomer Jazlyn Summers. For the most part,  it was an enjoyable experience. Jazlyn is a pretty, personable, curvaceous newcomer from North Carolina. She’s just like the girl-next-door…if the girl next door has a 44-inch chest and a 45-inch ass, that is.

Jazlyn was here the same time as SCORE newcomer Holly Brooks. Two girls couldn’t be more different. Holly is a very outgoing stripper/porn star. Jazlyn is a more-laid back webcam girl/girl-next-door. And if you guessed which girl had anal sex while she was in our studio, you’d probably be wrong.

But anyway, back to the interview. I interviewed Jazlyn. I enjoyed the interview. I think she enjoyed it, too, even though she was very nervous when we started out.

There was just one problem: The videographer kept standing in front of me and blocking my view of Jazlyn. I kept on trying to look around him, desperate for a view of Jazlyn’s big naturals (and her ass), but he kept moving and getting in my way. For that reason, the views I’m getting of Jazlyn this week at XLGirls.com are the first time I’ve seen her naked…even though she was sitting naked about five feet away from me!

Okay, here’s the sked: Solo pictorial today, interview Wednesday, ass-fucking Thursday and Friday. I’m looking forward to that. Last time I saw Jazlyn, I was looking at the videographer’s ass. Not nearly as good.

Nikki Smith in “Love Your Pie”

May 23, 2013 by Elliot James

Dinner is served.

Now at XLGirls.com: the very hot and randy Nikki Smith in a freshly baked scene loaded with horny goodness.

Who would not love Nikki Smith’s pie? It looks so nutritious.  So tasty and tempting.

Nikki is all-dolled up in her Suzie Homemaker outfit. Not for long, though.

What is best in life? To have a stacked babe like Nikki Smith at home baking her heart out and providing nutritious food to keep up your strength in the sack. Not too much to ask, in my opinion.

She’s eager to please and she knows that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

Nikki also knows that the way to a man’s cock is through his fly. It must run in the family or something. (Her mom Barbi Banks posed for 40Something mag!)

Behold this cuming attraction clip.

 

And happy birthday to Isis Haze (May 23).

It's the birthday of Wisconsin dancer Isis Haze.