Right now, right at this moment in our studio…
The amazing and very large-breasted Roxi Red is doing her first XXX scene ever.
ROXI RED IS DOING XXX RIGHT NOW!
Yes, that’s right, Roxi Red is riding the bologna pony. Someone is inserting his Tab A into her Slot B. She is knockin’ the boots. She is playing hide the salami. She is dancing the horizontal mambo. She is going all the way. She is getting the hot beef injection. She is engaging in some hanky panky. The hands on her clock are pointing to sexy time. She is riding the one-eyed dragon. She is at the No Pants Party. She is involved in a sausage and doughnut situation. She has a one-way ticket to Pound Town. She is shaking the sheets. She is getting a deposit from the Wank Bank. She is getting plowed and she is not a field.
Yes…she is totally fucking.
I know this because my desk butts up to our studio and there is only a wall between me and all the action.
And by the sounds of things…they are going well in there, knowhaddamean? 😉
But because I am a journalist on the boob beat, I actually got an eyewitness account of what is going on in there. That witness happens to be none other than SCORE editor Dave Rosenbaum, who was actually chatting with Roxi while she, um, took a fine, young stud on a magic carpet ride.
Here is what Dave had to say about the action:
“First she did a bra show where she jokingly put on a DD-cup bra and completely ripped it to shreds.”
“She is doing her scene with Johnny Champ and she made his dick disappear between her boobs.”
“She rested her enormous tits on his thighs and sucked his cock.”
“She was in a great mood, especially when she was sucking cock.”
There you have it, folks, the real story.
So, be on the lookout for some hot new XXX action coming your way featuring K-cup queen, Roxi Red!
xoxox
Maria