People often wonder how the staff at SCORE unwinds after a hard day at our office and many hours of labor to bring you boobs, brats, MILFS and other sexy wonders of the world. The fact is, we’re just like any other business. We do what everyone else around the world does after work. The usual humdrum routine. Instead of trying to describe how we chill out in words, this picture illustrates what I mean.
Another day at the office, just like yours.
It was taken at our headquarters, emphasis on the head. It’s also part of a Boob Science pictorial from the May ’10 SCORE starring Daphne Rosen and Angel Gee and posted today on SCORELAND. See what I mean? Nothing out of the ordinary. Nothing to write home about.
Don't miss Anna Kay's first SCORELAND XXX video. Them's smotherin' titties, pardner.
Tomorrow, we’re happy to present Anna Kay in her first SCORELAND guy-girl pictorial and video, a horny number called “Anna Kay: Hooter Hottie.” Anna’s hot, the sex is hot and I’m sure you’ll love it a long time. Miss Kay has a gorgeous face and succulent sweater meat that Carlos couldn’t help but slobber over. I can’t blame the man. He’s breastnotized. Dave was also breastnotized by Anna in a previous blog.
Then on Sunday, it’s the one and only Christy Marks shakin’ and bakin’ as only she can. Notice her toes curling. Christy is really into the cock. I don’t believe there’s a busty girl-next-door as exhibitionistic and wild as Christy. A lot of awesome big-boobed girls have entered this hallowed hall of hooters, but, in my opinion, no one is as super-sexed and eager for action as Christy. She’s just over the top.
Christy breaks the bed frame this weekend on SCORELAND.
And please don’t forget that KarlaJames.com is now part of SCORELAND. It looks like a fun weekend.
Big news. The breasts are so big this weekend, you’ll be drowning in them. These are smothering tits. Tits you don’t want to let go of. First up on Saturday, March 27, Shyla Shy is back in “Shyla’s Not Shy About Her Big Tits,” a new pictorial and video that’s packed with breast games and creaming in the first part.
Don't miss Shyla's new SCORELAND video.
In the second part of the video, Shyla goes for the old bologna pony ride. This video is a little different because the unseen cameraman/director verbally directs all the titty play in the first part. I’ve always liked this technique. I should backtrack a day because the poolside solo pictures of Shyla from April ’10 V-Mag were published yesterday on SCORELAND. I love Shyla because she’s not only soft, stacked and curvy, she’s the perfect Voluptuous fuck doll, submissive, easygoing and game for anything. She’s dressed hot to please boyfriends who were breast-fanatics but otherwise, she doesn’t. “I dress to cover them up,” Shyla said. “If I don’t, I get way too much attention. I’m a jeans and T-shirts girl. Of course, it doesn’t matter what I wear. Guys who like big breasts can still tell I’ve got them. I could wear the same thing that a girl with smaller breasts is wearing and on me, it’s gonna look like I’m showing off my breasts. I’ve gotten into trouble for that. Women always think that girls with big breasts are showing them off when the truth is we can’t help it.” (That’s a good topic for a future blog or a Jerry Springer show: “Big-boobed girls who dress for their boyfriends but otherwise wouldn’t.”)
Then on Sunday, March 28, Tatiana Blair comes to SCORELAND in a pictorial and video called “Wrap Your Rod Around My 36G-Cups!” I’ve been waiting for this one since her original Blog item. RL had commented at the time that, “She kind of looks like a stacked Valerie Bertinelli and she can also identify with the average SCORE reader.” I agreed if he meant the Valerie from One Day At A Time. She has an awesome pair, a pretty face and she’s very sexy. Like several other recent models, Tatiana was encouraged to send in her photos to the studio by a boyfriend who’s a SCORE reader.
Trust us, don't miss Tatiana's SCORELAND video.
On a side-topic, I gotta thank those guys who encourage their ladies to send in their pics. Without these heroes behind the scenes, I think a lot of girls like Mandy Pearl or Kaytee Carter wouldn’t even know we existed. Tatiana had never modeled before, alone or with a guy, so I was very impressed at how comfortable she is on camera her first time. She was very nervous that day but she really got into the flow. The old saying that March goes in like a lion and out like a lamb doesn’t apply to SCORELAND this weekend. It’s going out with a double bang. On behalf of Mr. Happy Pants, thank you, Shyla and Tatiana.
On Monday, there was Loly, a South American newcomer. On Tuesday, Rose Valentina. On Wednesday, Ashley Sage. On Thursday, Karina Hart. It’s been a great week. And now the weekend is upon us. “I don’t know if Faith is the successor to Linsey, but she has the potential to have a great career like Linsey,” wrote D.S. I suppose comparisons to LDM are inevitable. Whatever the case, Faith is a super-looker. Today, Faith is back on SCORELAND.
Harmony Heart gets her brains fucked out this weekend.
Tomorrow, Harmony Heart gets her bushy pussy shaved, and then she and her friend retire to the bedroom for some afternoon bim-bam-boom in a 21-minute XXX “SCORE Theater” video. Remember Lady Spyce from Maria’s Blog on January 11? Maria was impressed, and so were we. We’ve got her first SCORELAND XXX pictorial and video on Sunday. Lady has all the ingredients to become a hot porn star. This chick is smokin’. It looks like your weekend is covered.
One of the things I liked best about the filming of the new DVD K-Jugs was having Bailey Santanna and her big tits around for a week. Now, normally I might have said about a girl that it was nice having her big tits around for a week, but in Bailey’s case, it was nice having her and her big tits around for a week. Bailey’s already told us (and we’ve gone over it several times) that she’s the world’s greatest girlfriend, and I believe her. But even before you get to the boyfriend/girlfriend thing with her, you gotta love her because:
1. She’s cute.
2. She’s sexy.
3. She’s naturally stacked.
4. She’s all these things, yet she’s incredibly down-to-Earth. If you walked up to her on the street and said hello, she wouldn’t give you an attitude. She’d talk to you. And if she liked you, she might even…well, I don’t know because I haven’t tried, but I can dream, right? I mean, when I see Bailey, I actually think, “I could fuck this girl.” I mean, without walking up to her and saying, “Hey, baby. I’m the editor of SCORE. Wanna be on the cover?”
Another reason to love Bailey: She really knows how to display her tits. She knows all about the shelving effect, which she demonstrated in a “Guess the tits” blog video.
Anyway, Bailey is one of the stars of the new DVD K-Jugs, which also features Renee Ross, Samantha, Jade Parker, Brandy Ryder and Reyna Mae. They all fuck, of course, but Bailey fucks first, and it’s memorable. Here’s some behind-the-scenes footage that shows Bailey being Bailey. Prepare to fall in love. And to jack, of course.
Apologies for being so inactive on the blog, but I’ve been keeping busy behind the scenes with 18eighteen and XL Girls magazines.
Now, 18eighteen and XL Girls are about as polar opposite as you can get. But there’s one thing that readers of both magazines have in common: Redheads. They can’t get enough of ’em, and every month I get letters requesting more.
One redheaded babe in particular got a lot of attention in her XL debut in the Sept. ’09 issue (Special #187) and again in her interview in the Feb. ’10 issue (Special #193): Jade Parker. Reader B.C. from New Jersey wrote in saying, “I’d love to lick between Jade’s big, spread cheeks, tasting her hot balloon knot and slowly running my tongue all over her big, white bum.” And he wasn’t the only one. Guys were infatuated with her juicy ass as much as they were with her huge H-cup tits.
Now you guys get to see her again, this time in hardcore action in the movie K-Jugs. I had the pleasure of interviewing her while she was here for that shoot, and I can confirm that Jade is both a sweetheart and a freak! If you don’t believe me, just read her interview in XL Girls #193. Threesomes, gang-bangs and fucking on the side of the road are all part of her sexual repertoire.
So now that I’ve told you how much Jade loves to fuck, see it for yourself in this preview of her hardcore scene from K-Jugs. Enjoy!
It's bra modeling time in the Karla James Special.
Holy gazongas, Boob Man! Xmas gifts come way early this weekend at SCORELAND! First up, the stunning Karla James does a bra special in her fourth pictorial. Karla says, “I have to buy my bras from a well-known shop here in England called Bravissimo. They specialize in large support bras for big-busted women.” And they’re doing a fine job of work in supporting the big boobs of the UK, we might add! Don’t forget that next week, we wrap up this special with pictorial #5 plus a video. Ya don’t want to miss it.
Africa and friend take the sweater fetish to the limit in SCORE Theater.
Today, Africa wears the tightest sweater and the shortest mini-skirt she has for her date with an Englishman who sure loves him some big sweater bulges! Africa gives him everything she’s got and backs up that nice, round butt for his English banger in a SCORE Theater video called “Sweater Stretching And Anal” aka “Bangers And (Mammary) Mash.” Africa’s been cumming heresince 2001, and we’re always happy to see her cum. (Or as the Brits say, “I’m arriving.”)
Shione goes all the way on her first SCORELAND date!
And finally on Sunday, the month climaxes, and so does the model, in “Boobs, Boots And A Body For Sex”starring the mystery girl that Dave discussed in earlier blogs. So who’s this great mystery girl? Her name is Shione Cooper, and she’s another new, stacked Czech from a long line of buxom Czech beauties. Twenty-two-year-old Shione was only doing mild glamour pin-up posing (no open leg, no pink) when she started modeling last spring, but her chest was preceding her and turning her into the latest big-boobed European sensation. During the last two SCORE road trips to Prague in 2009, our schedules just didn’t connect in the same time-space continuum. Then we got the news that Shione was ready to do bottomless lap-dancing (read: fucking). We didn’t ask her why the change of pace, but never question the power of the boob gods and goddesses looking down from Mount Mammary. Just go with the flow. Shione doesn’t just lay there and say the ceiling needs painting, either. She’s as hot as a sex pistol…a 34DDD caliber sex pistol.
According to a 2008 Cosmopolitan magazine survey, 42% of the people surveyed like having sex inside a car. A “FemaleFirst” survey of women in the United Kingdom was a lot more detailed. 60% admitted to having sex while their partner was driving. 19% said they lost their virginity in the back seat, 4% said they’ve been caught by police and 14% said the threat and fear of discovery made their orgasms a lot more intense.
My question for several SCORELAND Girls was, “Have you ever had sex in a car, and do you like it?”
The answers ranged from mild (Paola Rios) to completely wild (Annina). Annina says she likes sex outside the car so she can be watched like it’s a show. Living conditions play a big factor in the auto-erotic world. The car-sex connection is not as strong for girls who live in crowded areas with little privacy as it is for girls who live in the country or in less hectic surburban areas.
Kianna Dior had sex in a limo in Dec. '08 SCORE.
Angel Gee: “Many times. I’ve done it in the back seat, I’ve done it in the front seat. I like it better in the car than I do in the bedroom. I just feel more free. Bedroom sex is just so plain and same-old, same-old.”
Annina: “It was with three guys outside in a parking lot near the highway, and there were 10 men watching us. I don’t know who the 10 men were, but they were watching us having sex in front of the car, and it was great. I started by giving all three of themblow jobs while they took turns fingering my pussy, then one of them fucked my pussy on the top of the car while I blew the other two, then they took turns in my ass and my pussy, and when one of the men wasn’t in my ass or pussy, I was giving him a blow job. So I had men in my mouth, ass and pussy at all times, and these 10 men were just watching us.”
April McKenzie: “I guess the wildest thing I’ve done was have sex in the back of my car. It was really late at night at an apartment complex. Oh, my heart was pounding! I was afraid someone might walk outside and catch us, but they didn’t. I think that added to the excitement, though.”
Jade Feng: “I’ve tried it, but the car has to have enough room to get crazy.”
Kylee Nash: “Only when parked, since I like to be the driver.”
Christy Marks: “Sure. I live in a rural part of Pennsylvania and a lot of people fuck in their cars and trucks when the weather is nice.”
Morgan Leigh: “A few times. It’s fun but a little tricky sometimes.”
Paola Rios: “It depends on the car and the locations. I don’t want to get caught or be seen.”
From the girls who do XXX, who would I like to see most in a car-sex pictorial? Christy’s already done one, although it was outside a taxi cab. Summer Sinn, Alanna Ackerman, Minka, Annina, Brandy Dean, Alexis Silver, Brandy Talore, Cherry Brady and Daylene Rio top my wish list. In a sedan or a convertible, not a van. And not a Smart Car!
Christy & Kylee would be great sex partners in a car!
In the feature DVD Boob Science, there’s a scene with Maggie Green doing her first hardcore girl-girl with Daphne Rosen. A couple of weeks ago, our studio manager came by and felt that SCORELANDguys should see this scene on the site, complete and uncut. It was the first time that Maggie ever did anything this hot and wild with another girl.
This Saturday, we’re ready to roll it for “Saturday Night At SCORE Theater.” It’s something of a first since we usually don’t run a complete chapter from a brand new DVD. Here’s the Boob Science back story for this scene. Two geeks named Dexter and Sheldon strike out constantly with girls, so they use their computer skills to create a superwoman named Mandy, played by Daphne. Daphne rips into the nerds for their lack of basic breast-loving skills. As part of their education, she conjures up Maggie so she can personally show the two dorks how a busty girl needs to be handled. And does she ever!
Then on Sunday in Bowling For Boobs in SCORE Theater, Dominno goes to a bowling alley. Maybe it’s her pink high heels or maybe Dominno’s just a klutz, but she’s having a lot of trouble tossing the ball. That two-piece schoolgirl/stripper outfit doesn’t help her bowling when her boobhound friend Kamil sees her. His mind in the gutter, his eyes pop out of his head like Wile E. Coyote’s and he can’t keep his fingers to himself. But Dominno likes his balls better than bowling balls anyway so he scores a strike. The moral of this SCORELAND video is that the couple that bowls together splits.
That sexy Paraguyan SCORELAND hottie Paola Rios will be bathing, showering and shaving in exclusive videos. That’s both sharing and caring! Subtitled in English so you can hear that sweet voice talking in her native tongue.
Paola tries an Argentinian tub.
Kentucky bra-strap snapper Slone Ryder gets an oily-to-bed breast massage by the hands of the boob masseur and gets Voluptuous Girl Slone so worked up, she gives it up. Tugging, tit-sexin’, hands-free BJs, humping and pumping and stress-busting galore.
Slone is a natural at getting fucked on-camera.
SCORE man-pleaser Candace Von goes to Boot Camp in a video salute to our Allied armed forces around the world. Her drill sargeant puts his drill to good use on this sexy fuck-bunny.
She may not smile much but her boobs look happy to us.
The morning I checked the Model of the Decade contest and there she was, popping up in all her glory, Bea Flora. Poland’s pride. The fifth most popular SCORELAND Girl since 2000. I thought she’d be fifth of the five because even though Bea’s beautiful and has a smokin’ busty body, Bea rarely smiles in her layouts, even to the extent of looking glum or unhappy, which is a misperception (I think the not smiling is a Euro-chick thing), but an ultra-serious expression tends to have a subliminal effect on the viewer. Now we are down to four and it’s up to you, SCORELANDER. Who will be voted #4 tomorrow? Nicole Peters? Christy Marks? Merilyn Sakova? Or Karina Hart?
The contest is wrapping up the way most people thought it would end, and the way things are heading, according to most of the predictors, it looks like the final two will be…yeah, you guessed ’em. We’ll know soon enough on Friday morning when the winner and #2 pop-up.
Our CEO John Fox observed the other day that out of the top ten, only two girls have done hardcore (Christy Marks and Karina Hart only in one tit-fuck and handjob scene in Busty Riding Academy which some people might not count as XXX) while Ines and Angela have only done girl-girl. And Sharday and Bea Flora barely opened their legs.
Now Christy has done a lot of XXX the past year but there is something about her that just doesn’t bring the title “porn star” to mind. She’s more the girl-next-door who loves fucking on camera. So being a big-boobed SCORE or Voluptuous porn star like Daphne Rosen or April McKenzie didn’t have much of an impact on a girl’s popularity, at least in this contest. Deduce from these facts what you will, Watson. It’s been more than interesting, considering some of the SCORELAND member poll results.
