Miosotis, a natural wonder of the Dominican Republic, gets her tits out today at SCORELAND.
[Dave here: I have just hijacked this blog. I know you guys love Maria, but before she gets to what she wants to talk about, I need to remind you that Miosotis and her KKK naturals make their SCORELAND debut today. Photos (I attached one), plus three behind-the-scenes clips shot on our studio manager’s iPhone. Now back to our regularly scheduled blogger. Take it, Maria.]
I am a writer. I am also an editor. That means that my vernacular should be vast enough that I can describe to you the epic, amazing WOW’ness of seeing Kristina Milan fuck and watching her tits milk simultaneously. But sometimes words won’t do.
In fact, to quote the one-hit wonders Extreme, (from the ’90s), sometimes you need MORE THAN WORDS.
Well, I am not going to write a song about it, I’ll tell you that.
Thank goodness we have video. 🙂 Enjoy this teaser of Ms. Milan, pounded, and her milking mounds, too.
Being an editor here in the Universe of all things TITS, well, I’ve seen a lot of funbags, guys. I’ve seen ’em bigger than big and I’ve seen ’em in every color. There are oblong ones, hangers, missiles, cannons, perkies, jumbos, pancakes and whoppers.
That said, I’ve been looking at the footage and photos that were shot in the Dominican Republic, and for the first time in a long time…I am in AWE of the mammary splendor. I mean, it’s like nipple Nirvana!
So, I let my sticky fingers wander…(I just realized how perverted that sounds! LOL) and I pilfered some extra shots for you guys.
Kristina Milan, Arianna Sinn and Miosotis…enough tit power to milk a plethora of peckers!
This first one is of Kristina Milian and Miosotis just hanging out. But wait…who’s the meat in that tit sandwich? Why, it’s Arianna Sinn, and man, her tits are overshadowed by the sheer girth of these Latinas’ tatas. It’s mind-boggling!
I have never seen a pair of…milk jugs?…like Kristina Milan’s.
They are like sacks of lactation, man!
You might not, but Kristina Milan sure does GOT MILK!
I watched Kristina’s solo video at least three times, and seeing her tits drip and drip and drip…well, it made me want some Oreos real bad!
As a busty Latina, I have a special place in my heart for other busty Latinas, and Kristina touches my special place.
(Oh, wow, I am full of these dirty one-liners today, eh?)
What I meant to say was that I really like watching Kristina touch her special place and let her boobies leak all over the place.
You guys enjoy these behind the scenes pics of the ladies in the Domican Republic while I go grab some cookies.
And be sure to check out Kristina’s two-day special on XLGirls.com. Today, she struts her stuff, and tomorrow, she fucks. And yes, the WHOLE time her tits are raining breastmilk like glorious fountains. 🙂 Can’t wait!
We had a wild weekend on SCORELAND, right on top of last weekend’s action-packed On Location Grand Bahama super special. But let’s backtrack a few days. On Thursday, Natalie Fiore wore a thingie that I can only describe as…a thingie. A thingie that makes the compass point north. Natalie should wear stuff like this more often. Like all the time.
Natalie: nice outfit.
Then on Friday, Bebe Cooper and Kaytee Carter took their positions and compared bodies. I heard it was an unplanned, spontaneous photo shoot and one of the girls had to make a flight home so there’s no video, but the still pictures are great. Some of my favorite body showdowns in the past have been Cindy Cupps and Crystal Gunns, Summer Sinn and Crystal Gunns and Christy Marks and Kylee Nash. Now Bebe and Kaytee join the League of Extraordinary Comparative Eye Candy.
Bebe & Kaytee
Now about Kaytee Carter. Today, Kaytee stars in one of our trademarked, patented video chats with Dave. They’re not just hot. You get to know the girls as real girls. We didn’t invent the big-boobed video interview but we made it real and fun, not contrived and stiff. “The Kaytee Carter Chat” starts off in the model’s dressing room, the inner sanctum of boobage, and moves to a set where Kaytee not only talks about herself but demonstrates her skills at kickboxing, oils up her beautiful, naked bod and does other activities that are good for a man’s health. Kaytee’s underwear choice is also very interesting. Can’t describe it, though. You’ll have to see it.
Kaytee Carter
Jessica Taylor is a blue collar worker by day, dancer by night at Taboo in Arcadia, California. So far, she’s only been in one video. We’ve got it. “Last Call For Boobs” takes place in a bar and Jessica, a stacked, pretty redhead with a girl-next-door vibe, dares to go bare, shaking her boobs and butt in your face. That’s why she’s called an erection engineer. Maria interviewed Jessica in person for that edition and she’ll agree that Jessica is smokin’. I don’t know if Jessica will come back for a repeat but I hope so. If she does, we oughta do a tool-time girl layout and video.
Jessica Taylor
Capping off the weekend on Sunday is Christy Marks in a super-horny boob-bouncin’ video in SCORE Theater. Some of it was shot in POV that puts the viewer in the driver’s seat. Christy is pretty quiet in this video (unusual for her; usually she’s a real chatterbox), but when she and her booty call start fucking, she just explodes. I’m always impressed by the contortionist, flexible positions Christy can get into, either alone or riding the rod. She must have checked out the Cliff Notes for Kama Sutra for this romp. Lots of tits in motion too; shaking, dangling, swinging like bell clappers.
So okay! Have a fun weekend and just follow the bouncing boobs. Not that ya need me to tell ya that!
If any girl has a fuck-me face, Christy is that girl.
People often wonder how the staff at SCORE unwinds after a hard day at our office and many hours of labor to bring you boobs, brats, MILFS and other sexy wonders of the world. The fact is, we’re just like any other business. We do what everyone else around the world does after work. The usual humdrum routine. Instead of trying to describe how we chill out in words, this picture illustrates what I mean.
Another day at the office, just like yours.
It was taken at our headquarters, emphasis on the head. It’s also part of a Boob Science pictorial from the May ’10 SCORE starring Daphne Rosen and Angel Gee and posted today on SCORELAND. See what I mean? Nothing out of the ordinary. Nothing to write home about.
Don't miss Anna Kay's first SCORELAND XXX video. Them's smotherin' titties, pardner.
Tomorrow, we’re happy to present Anna Kay in her first SCORELAND guy-girl pictorial and video, a horny number called “Anna Kay: Hooter Hottie.” Anna’s hot, the sex is hot and I’m sure you’ll love it a long time. Miss Kay has a gorgeous face and succulent sweater meat that Carlos couldn’t help but slobber over. I can’t blame the man. He’s breastnotized. Dave was also breastnotized by Anna in a previous blog.
Then on Sunday, it’s the one and only Christy Marks shakin’ and bakin’ as only she can. Notice her toes curling. Christy is really into the cock. I don’t believe there’s a busty girl-next-door as exhibitionistic and wild as Christy. A lot of awesome big-boobed girls have entered this hallowed hall of hooters, but, in my opinion, no one is as super-sexed and eager for action as Christy. She’s just over the top.
Christy breaks the bed frame this weekend on SCORELAND.
And please don’t forget that KarlaJames.com is now part of SCORELAND. It looks like a fun weekend.
Big news. The breasts are so big this weekend, you’ll be drowning in them. These are smothering tits. Tits you don’t want to let go of. First up on Saturday, March 27, Shyla Shy is back in “Shyla’s Not Shy About Her Big Tits,” a new pictorial and video that’s packed with breast games and creaming in the first part.
Don't miss Shyla's new SCORELAND video.
In the second part of the video, Shyla goes for the old bologna pony ride. This video is a little different because the unseen cameraman/director verbally directs all the titty play in the first part. I’ve always liked this technique. I should backtrack a day because the poolside solo pictures of Shyla from April ’10 V-Mag were published yesterday on SCORELAND. I love Shyla because she’s not only soft, stacked and curvy, she’s the perfect Voluptuous fuck doll, submissive, easygoing and game for anything. She’s dressed hot to please boyfriends who were breast-fanatics but otherwise, she doesn’t. “I dress to cover them up,” Shyla said. “If I don’t, I get way too much attention. I’m a jeans and T-shirts girl. Of course, it doesn’t matter what I wear. Guys who like big breasts can still tell I’ve got them. I could wear the same thing that a girl with smaller breasts is wearing and on me, it’s gonna look like I’m showing off my breasts. I’ve gotten into trouble for that. Women always think that girls with big breasts are showing them off when the truth is we can’t help it.” (That’s a good topic for a future blog or a Jerry Springer show: “Big-boobed girls who dress for their boyfriends but otherwise wouldn’t.”)
Then on Sunday, March 28, Tatiana Blair comes to SCORELAND in a pictorial and video called “Wrap Your Rod Around My 36G-Cups!” I’ve been waiting for this one since her original Blog item. RL had commented at the time that, “She kind of looks like a stacked Valerie Bertinelli and she can also identify with the average SCORE reader.” I agreed if he meant the Valerie from One Day At A Time. She has an awesome pair, a pretty face and she’s very sexy. Like several other recent models, Tatiana was encouraged to send in her photos to the studio by a boyfriend who’s a SCORE reader.
Trust us, don't miss Tatiana's SCORELAND video.
On a side-topic, I gotta thank those guys who encourage their ladies to send in their pics. Without these heroes behind the scenes, I think a lot of girls like Mandy Pearl or Kaytee Carter wouldn’t even know we existed. Tatiana had never modeled before, alone or with a guy, so I was very impressed at how comfortable she is on camera her first time. She was very nervous that day but she really got into the flow. The old saying that March goes in like a lion and out like a lamb doesn’t apply to SCORELAND this weekend. It’s going out with a double bang. On behalf of Mr. Happy Pants, thank you, Shyla and Tatiana.
On Monday, there was Loly, a South American newcomer. On Tuesday, Rose Valentina. On Wednesday, Ashley Sage. On Thursday, Karina Hart. It’s been a great week. And now the weekend is upon us. “I don’t know if Faith is the successor to Linsey, but she has the potential to have a great career like Linsey,” wrote D.S. I suppose comparisons to LDM are inevitable. Whatever the case, Faith is a super-looker. Today, Faith is back on SCORELAND.
Harmony Heart gets her brains fucked out this weekend.
Tomorrow, Harmony Heart gets her bushy pussy shaved, and then she and her friend retire to the bedroom for some afternoon bim-bam-boom in a 21-minute XXX “SCORE Theater” video. Remember Lady Spyce from Maria’s Blog on January 11? Maria was impressed, and so were we. We’ve got her first SCORELAND XXX pictorial and video on Sunday. Lady has all the ingredients to become a hot porn star. This chick is smokin’. It looks like your weekend is covered.
One of the things I liked best about the filming of the new DVD K-Jugs was having Bailey Santanna and her big tits around for a week. Now, normally I might have said about a girl that it was nice having her big tits around for a week, but in Bailey’s case, it was nice having her and her big tits around for a week. Bailey’s already told us (and we’ve gone over it several times) that she’s the world’s greatest girlfriend, and I believe her. But even before you get to the boyfriend/girlfriend thing with her, you gotta love her because:
1. She’s cute.
2. She’s sexy.
3. She’s naturally stacked.
4. She’s all these things, yet she’s incredibly down-to-Earth. If you walked up to her on the street and said hello, she wouldn’t give you an attitude. She’d talk to you. And if she liked you, she might even…well, I don’t know because I haven’t tried, but I can dream, right? I mean, when I see Bailey, I actually think, “I could fuck this girl.” I mean, without walking up to her and saying, “Hey, baby. I’m the editor of SCORE. Wanna be on the cover?”
Another reason to love Bailey: She really knows how to display her tits. She knows all about the shelving effect, which she demonstrated in a “Guess the tits” blog video.
Anyway, Bailey is one of the stars of the new DVD K-Jugs, which also features Renee Ross, Samantha, Jade Parker, Brandy Ryder and Reyna Mae. They all fuck, of course, but Bailey fucks first, and it’s memorable. Here’s some behind-the-scenes footage that shows Bailey being Bailey. Prepare to fall in love. And to jack, of course.
Apologies for being so inactive on the blog, but I’ve been keeping busy behind the scenes with 18eighteen and XL Girls magazines.
Now, 18eighteen and XL Girls are about as polar opposite as you can get. But there’s one thing that readers of both magazines have in common: Redheads. They can’t get enough of ’em, and every month I get letters requesting more.
One redheaded babe in particular got a lot of attention in her XL debut in the Sept. ’09 issue (Special #187) and again in her interview in the Feb. ’10 issue (Special #193): Jade Parker. Reader B.C. from New Jersey wrote in saying, “I’d love to lick between Jade’s big, spread cheeks, tasting her hot balloon knot and slowly running my tongue all over her big, white bum.” And he wasn’t the only one. Guys were infatuated with her juicy ass as much as they were with her huge H-cup tits.
Now you guys get to see her again, this time in hardcore action in the movie K-Jugs. I had the pleasure of interviewing her while she was here for that shoot, and I can confirm that Jade is both a sweetheart and a freak! If you don’t believe me, just read her interview in XL Girls #193. Threesomes, gang-bangs and fucking on the side of the road are all part of her sexual repertoire.
So now that I’ve told you how much Jade loves to fuck, see it for yourself in this preview of her hardcore scene from K-Jugs. Enjoy!
It's bra modeling time in the Karla James Special.
Holy gazongas, Boob Man! Xmas gifts come way early this weekend at SCORELAND! First up, the stunning Karla James does a bra special in her fourth pictorial. Karla says, “I have to buy my bras from a well-known shop here in England called Bravissimo. They specialize in large support bras for big-busted women.” And they’re doing a fine job of work in supporting the big boobs of the UK, we might add! Don’t forget that next week, we wrap up this special with pictorial #5 plus a video. Ya don’t want to miss it.
Africa and friend take the sweater fetish to the limit in SCORE Theater.
Today, Africa wears the tightest sweater and the shortest mini-skirt she has for her date with an Englishman who sure loves him some big sweater bulges! Africa gives him everything she’s got and backs up that nice, round butt for his English banger in a SCORE Theater video called “Sweater Stretching And Anal” aka “Bangers And (Mammary) Mash.” Africa’s been cumming heresince 2001, and we’re always happy to see her cum. (Or as the Brits say, “I’m arriving.”)
Shione goes all the way on her first SCORELAND date!
And finally on Sunday, the month climaxes, and so does the model, in “Boobs, Boots And A Body For Sex”starring the mystery girl that Dave discussed in earlier blogs. So who’s this great mystery girl? Her name is Shione Cooper, and she’s another new, stacked Czech from a long line of buxom Czech beauties. Twenty-two-year-old Shione was only doing mild glamour pin-up posing (no open leg, no pink) when she started modeling last spring, but her chest was preceding her and turning her into the latest big-boobed European sensation. During the last two SCORE road trips to Prague in 2009, our schedules just didn’t connect in the same time-space continuum. Then we got the news that Shione was ready to do bottomless lap-dancing (read: fucking). We didn’t ask her why the change of pace, but never question the power of the boob gods and goddesses looking down from Mount Mammary. Just go with the flow. Shione doesn’t just lay there and say the ceiling needs painting, either. She’s as hot as a sex pistol…a 34DDD caliber sex pistol.
According to a 2008 Cosmopolitan magazine survey, 42% of the people surveyed like having sex inside a car. A “FemaleFirst” survey of women in the United Kingdom was a lot more detailed. 60% admitted to having sex while their partner was driving. 19% said they lost their virginity in the back seat, 4% said they’ve been caught by police and 14% said the threat and fear of discovery made their orgasms a lot more intense.
My question for several SCORELAND Girls was, “Have you ever had sex in a car, and do you like it?”
The answers ranged from mild (Paola Rios) to completely wild (Annina). Annina says she likes sex outside the car so she can be watched like it’s a show. Living conditions play a big factor in the auto-erotic world. The car-sex connection is not as strong for girls who live in crowded areas with little privacy as it is for girls who live in the country or in less hectic surburban areas.
Kianna Dior had sex in a limo in Dec. '08 SCORE.
Angel Gee: “Many times. I’ve done it in the back seat, I’ve done it in the front seat. I like it better in the car than I do in the bedroom. I just feel more free. Bedroom sex is just so plain and same-old, same-old.”
Annina: “It was with three guys outside in a parking lot near the highway, and there were 10 men watching us. I don’t know who the 10 men were, but they were watching us having sex in front of the car, and it was great. I started by giving all three of themblow jobs while they took turns fingering my pussy, then one of them fucked my pussy on the top of the car while I blew the other two, then they took turns in my ass and my pussy, and when one of the men wasn’t in my ass or pussy, I was giving him a blow job. So I had men in my mouth, ass and pussy at all times, and these 10 men were just watching us.”
April McKenzie: “I guess the wildest thing I’ve done was have sex in the back of my car. It was really late at night at an apartment complex. Oh, my heart was pounding! I was afraid someone might walk outside and catch us, but they didn’t. I think that added to the excitement, though.”
Jade Feng: “I’ve tried it, but the car has to have enough room to get crazy.”
Kylee Nash: “Only when parked, since I like to be the driver.”
Christy Marks: “Sure. I live in a rural part of Pennsylvania and a lot of people fuck in their cars and trucks when the weather is nice.”
Morgan Leigh: “A few times. It’s fun but a little tricky sometimes.”
Paola Rios: “It depends on the car and the locations. I don’t want to get caught or be seen.”
From the girls who do XXX, who would I like to see most in a car-sex pictorial? Christy’s already done one, although it was outside a taxi cab. Summer Sinn, Alanna Ackerman, Minka, Annina, Brandy Dean, Alexis Silver, Brandy Talore, Cherry Brady and Daylene Rio top my wish list. In a sedan or a convertible, not a van. And not a Smart Car!
Christy & Kylee would be great sex partners in a car!
