Those were the days…but there’s nothing wrong with these days, either

January 21, 2012 by Dave

Natalie is somewhat like the sexy, voluptuous Euro chicks I'd often see at the Harmony in New York City (but Natalie has much bigger tits).

The poll currently running in the members area of SCORELAND asks, “How important is adult entertainment to you?” The choices and results so far:

Important. I would miss it if I couldn’t get it: 37%

Extremely important. I must have it: 27%

Fairly important–in moderation. I could go weeks without it: 18%

Not important. I could live completely without it: 4%

Interesting results, and not surprising. My answer is somewhere between “Important” and “Vital To Life.” But here’s what I really want to know: What’s your idea of adult entertainment?

Back in the late 1980s, when New York’s Times Square was a haven for smut (and I mean that in the best way), a few enjoyable hours within a six- or seven-block radius might be spent as followed:

1. Get off the subway. Head on down to the Harmony Burlesque for some dollar-a-minute lap dance excitement. Maybe watch the stage show for a while. Get a lap dance, complete with tits in your face and (at the time) hairy pussy in your hand at one of the sleaziest lap-dance joints there ever was.

2. Head back downstairs (the Harmony was on the second floor of a building just off Broadway, and you had to walk up a long set of steps to get to it). Walk over to Show World on the corner of 8th Avenue and 42nd Street, right across from the Port Authority bus terminal. Catch a live sex show in one of the booths. Maybe go upstairs to the Triple Treat Theater and watch porn stars fucking on-stage (I will never forget the time three girls were doing a lezzie show, complete with dildos and anal beads. Two of the girls stuffed the other girl’s asshole with the beads, then auctioned off the right to pull them out. I think the winning bid was $10). And does anybody remember what was in the basement level of Show World?

3. Back outside. Grab a pretzel. Re-fill the wallet at the ATM machine. Check out the latest releases at the video store just off 42nd and Eighth. Walk up the street a bit to the live peep-show emporium where, downstairs, on stages surrounded by booths like carousels, the girls let you play with their tits and finger their pussies.

4. Now, sadly, it’s time to go back home. You’re out of money. But by the time you get home, you’re horny all over again, so you whip out a copy of a big-boob magazine or pop a VHS into your VCR and jack to Suzy Nero, Chessie Moore, Kay Parker or some other big-tit star.

And that’s a helluva day. It’s a day you couldn’t have today. Few things have changed as much as adult entertainment. Now, SCORELAND can be a one-stop destination for all your adult entertainment needs. No need to leave your home and hop on the train. No need to re-fill your wallet at the ATM. No need to even get dressed. I like that. I like that a lot.

But you know what? Sometimes, I wish I could have one more lap dance at the Harmony or one more live sex show at Show World. But if somebody told me I had to give up SCORELAND to get it, I’d tell them, “Thanks, but no thanks.”

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22 responses to “Those were the days…but there’s nothing wrong with these days, either”

  1. caslt5 says:

    Super hot bathing suit.I wish I can pay her.And I want to take bikini of.

  2. ca united kingdom says:

    Dave,, you would never have guessed??? untill you ease her out of her panties and 8 inches of cock falls out ha ha

  3. Dave says:

    ca: I never partook, but I always enjoyed walking around down there and seeing what was going on. Some of those Chicks With Dicks were pretty stunning. You never would have guessed.

  4. ca united kingdom says:

    dicks????? no thanks Dave…

  5. Dave says:

    By the way, nobody answered the question about what went on in the basement level of Show World on 42nd and 8th. It was a weird scene. I’ll give you a clue: Chicks With _ _ _ _ _.

  6. Ca united kingdom says:

    Dave,any plans to see shane diesal back in score in action with anyone??

  7. Ca united kingdom says:

    Natalie is and always has been incredible. I have lots of favourite pictorials 2 that spring to mind are the sept2008 score and the pics in the van(think its nov2007) may be wrong on that havent got the issue with me at mo.

  8. ca united kingdom says:

    Thanx dave my comments are now up

  9. Lee Roy says:

    thats looks like Juan Largo’s hand to me.
    I sure hope they did a scene together.
    or with any man.

  10. Elliot James says:

    StridX, that May 2010 SCORE pictorial was Natalie as an exotic dancer showing up at someone’s place to put on a spread show. It’s not a sex scene.

  11. ca united kingdom says:

    @ Larry G,, Candy was a favourite of mine back in the day and Holmes was a legend,, god that man knew how to lay pipe… not like some of todays wanabees….

  12. Ca united kingdom says:

    Wonder whats happened to bp of toronto. He used to be a regular contributer to scorecard but its been months since weve heard from him. Odd how people vanish. Got the november 2011 score infront of me terri janes pictorial is something special.

  13. ca united kingdom says:

    Now i have such easy access to the blog you guys will never get rid of me ha ha.

  14. ca united kingdom says:

    How about this,im blogging whilst on my work break ha ha this galaxy tab is fast becoming my new best pal. Im a delivery driver so always bring a few score and v mags with me but now i can blog too… Happy days, titties whilst on the move.

  15. cofy says:

    When are you going to shoot Natalie again? A shoot with her and Arianna Sinn would be great! Both continue to add more and more pounds to their figures resulting in bigger and better breasts!

  16. slugworth says:

    We’re adults….therefore we like to be entertained.
    Adult entertainment is very important in our lives.It’s something to enjoy together,bond together over,& it keeps our sex lives interesting & always fresh.Plus it can be liberating,& cuts out any secret desires that you wouldn’t normally share.
    Big thanks to TSG for providing us with countless hours of top grade entertainment.

  17. Larry G says:

    you must be in your mid 40’s,Im 51,
    i jerked off to Candy Samples,Ushi Digart
    and John C. Holmes when he was schtuping the babes.
    AAAh the days before the video-boom,
    when u put in a quarterto watch the loops
    and there was danger in the air.

  18. Larry G says:

    Hey Dave,would would have thunk we would be nostalgic
    for the sleazy days of Times Square?
    Remember the late 1970’s and the Pussycat Cinema?
    when the feds stormed it when it showed Debbi Does Dallas?or the Kit Kat nearby?
    Times square may be devoid of sleaze nowdays
    but its lost a lot of soul too imop

  19. J.D. says:

    I’d pay that kind of cash for a piece of Natalie. Believe me, I’d get my money’s worth =D btw, I’ve always wanted to ask, do you guys touch up your photos, or are they ‘as is’?

  20. stridX says:

    Is this a tease pic of Natalie b/g scene if so I’m gonna die. lol

  21. ca united kingdom says:

    the results dont suprise Dave anyone contributing to this survey is obviously gonna find adult entertainment pretty important and i think your vital/important to life call was about spot on…. ive been buying mags and videos/dvds for as long as i can remember,, big tits,pussy and ass have been my way of life for over 40years and for me tits n ass are simply a way of life…. in short i take girls,, big titties and sex very seriously and i see nothing wrong with that…. it really pisses me off when people call someone like me an old perv or a dirty old man,, only the other week i was picking up score at my newsagent and this guy behind me was looking at me like i was a fucking leper,,why!!!!! its what im interested in and thats the fact… some guys are into sports or cars and thats just fine my thing is tits n ass so whats up with that…. by the way Dave you just described the most perfect day ever…