Chicks I would bang and other fun facts

May 3, 2010 by Maria

Sometimes models come in and I immediately know that:

1) We are going to be BFFs. (That’s Breast Friends Forever, just FYI!)

2) Said model is going to be hilarious.

3) I would bang said model. A lot.

This was the way of it when I met wonderful and oh-so-funny Renee Ross. This was the way of it when I first laughed it up with my lesbian crush Jenna Valentine. (Hi, boo!) This is the way of it when I met Bunny De La Cruz.

Well…except I never met her.

lol

But I know in my horny heart of hearts that if I had met Bunny, face-to-face, womano-a-womano and had some accidental (not-so-accidental) tit-to-hand brushing…well, I would have wanted to clam-ram her in a hot minute.

Bunny is my kind of gal.

Hot, pinup-esque, curvy and muy caliente in the pants! Oh, yeah!

So.…maybe one day she will find her way to our studio, and on that day, she will meet me and say, “Hey, Maria. Wanna sleep over and do each other’s hair?” or some other cheesy, slumber-party porno dialogue…and then Bunny and I will bump funnies.

Or we just meet and do a video for the blog or something. lol Whatever is fine by me.

Sigh. Bunny…hop on down the boobie trail and see us real soon.

xoxoxo

Maria

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3 responses to “Chicks I would bang and other fun facts”

  1. Rich says:
    May 4, 2010 at 8:16 am

    I would definately love to taste Ms. Bunny’s rainbow and have it melt all over me. Well sorry if I just totally perved out, but can you blame me Bunny it hot.

  2. Rich says:
    May 4, 2010 at 8:13 am

    Maria first and formost, I would love to bang every Score model that has appeared in your magazine. Bunny de la Cruz would definately be in my five, since she is so incredible.

  3. FrankNZ says:
    May 4, 2010 at 6:20 am

    Dave, Elliot, it is absolutely paramount that you track down Bunny immediately and inform her of Maria’s predilection. And have the cameras ready when they start bumping funnies!