I just finished interviewing Cameron Skye in the SCORELAND Studio. I’m sure a lot of you remember Cameron. She’s a cute, smiling blonde who made her worldwide modeling debut in the August 2013 issue of Voluptuous. She also did her first boy-girl, a tits ‘n’ tugs, at SCORELAND.
Well, I am happy to report that Cameron’s return has been even more exciting. First of all, she put on some weight, and all of it went to all the right places.
Second, she’s just as smiley and friendly as ever. A real girl-next-door. No stuck-up attiude at all.
Third, this time, she’s going all the way! Yep, Cameron is sucking and fucking on-camera…right now, if I’m correctly interpreting the moans coming though the walls of the studio.
“I love it,” Cameron told me. “I can’t believe I’m doing it, but I’m having so much fun.”
Cameron’s hardcore debut is coming soon to either XLGirls.com or SCORELAND.
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If you turn on your TV today, you just might see Simona Halep playing in the U.S. Open tennis tournament. If the name sounds familiar, that’s because about four years ago, Simona underwent breast reduction surgery because she felt her big tits were getting in the way of her game. I wrote about it in the Blog, and what I said was, “Don’t blame your tits for your inability to hit a tennis ball. Tits have nothing to do with it.”
Well, maybe they do, maybe they don’t, but Halep has moved up to 19th in the world (she was 210th at the time of her reduction) and is now in the third round of the U.S. Open. Basically, she’s a lot better now than she was when she had big tits.
Listen, I’m not one for schadenfreude, but I can’t say this news makes me happy. I won’t be watching her match today. But I would if she still had big tits.
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Finally, the current Blog poll asks whether you care about the size of the guy’s cock in a XXX scene. So far, 59% of you have said, “I don’t care.”
Now, I’m not trying to push you to one answer or another, but if you answered “I don’t care” or are thinking about answering “I don’t care,” I urge you to think again. Think about your favorite angles and poses in a XXX scene. Think about what’s hot. There’s a good chance you do care.
Simona Halep, a Romanian tennis player who’s trying to break in on the pro tour, recently underwent surgery to have her big hooters reduced. Said Ms. Halep, “It’s the weight that troubles me, my ability to react quickly. My breasts make me uncomfortable when I play.”
At the risk of sounding unsympathetic, I say bullshit. Don’t blame your tits for your inability to hit a tennis ball. Tits have nothing to do with it. As proof, I present this video of Minka, whose breasts are about 10 times as large as Ms. Halep’s used to be. Minka could kick her ass.
The Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling: Annie Swanson, Angela White, Brandy Talore and Cherry Brady
The responses to my posting about the 10 greatest moments in V-mag history jogged my brain enough to start thinking about some other moments. So I’m wondering if you think any of these belong in the top 10:
1. With a hurricane bearing down on Miami in 2004, Cherry Brady, Angela White, Annie Swanson and Brandy Talore complete the filming of Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling with a thrilling series of matches in TSG Arena. Elliot James officiates.
Chloe gets a piece of Linsey.
2.1999’s On Location Portugal with Kerry Marie, Lorna Morgan, Annette Christiansen, Jessica Turner and Jade.
3. The 1999 British Big-Tit Invasion.
4. Renee Ross meets Samantha 38G in K-JUGGS. Both girls fuck.
5. Any of the Linsey Dawn McKenzie-Chloe Vevrier girl-girls. Historic encounters of two of the greatest naturals ever.
6. Jenna Valentine, Leanne Crow, Natalie Fiore, Micky Bells and Hitomi in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.
By the way, I can come up with one of the worst moments in the history of big, natural tits: tennis player Simona Halep gets a breast reduction and goes on to the finals of the 2014 French Open. Hopefully, this will not encourage other busty athletes to do the same. Personally, I think Halep might have won the French if she’d kept her tits, which served as great distractions.
Comment below or send your ideas to voluptuous@scoregroup.com
In what I consider to be a bit of an upset (but, obviously, most of you don’t), Kristina Milan was voted your favorite “Treasure Chests of the Dominican Republic” girl, beating out Miosotis and Vanessa Del. Over 600 “Blog” readers voted, and Kristina got 50% of the vote, followed by Miosotis at 35% and Vanessa at 15%.
So, what does that tell us (other than that you like Kristina)? I think it tells us that there are a lot of you out there who love girls with big, lactating tits. Or maybe it tells us something else. Hey, I’m sure you’ll let me know.
On a completely unrelated subject, the other day, I blogged about the difference between tit-fucking on camera and going all the way on camera. Thanks to Angela White for checking in, but Angela, I’m not bitching about what models won’t do. I’m completely able to accept it. Then again, you know how it is when you’re in a bar and you see a girl you like? You’re not gonna get anywhere if you don’t ask, right? The key is to not make the girl feel pressured. And Angela, you once told me that even you’re surprised you haven’t done boy-girl yet.
Stephanie Stalls looks like a porn star but isn't one…yet.
Candy Manson is a porn star.
Anyway, what I really want to talk about is Stephanie Stalls. There are new photos and a video of Stephanie going up tomorrow at SCORELAND, and I bring this up because Stephanie is one girl who I can’t believe hasn’t fucked on camera. Blonde hair, long legs, big ass, big tits, pierced nipples, pierced clit…if any girl looks like a porn star, it’s Stephanie. She kinda reminds me of Candy Manson who, as we all know, has gone go on to do porn. I remember the first time I saw Candy in a solo set, I said to Elliot, “This girl has to do porn.” And she did. You can see her sucking and fucking in Stacked Street Sluts #3, Stacked & Suckin’ and sucking/tit-fucking in Big-Tit Tune Up. Anyway, I see Stephanie going even further than Candy has. Really raunchy, slobbering, dirty porn. Anal, too. Hey, a man can dream.
But can you really tell a porn girl by her appearance? Did anyone ever think that cute little Brandy Talore would become a full-fledged porn star? I never did.
Anyway, check out Stephanie tomorrow. Then you can say, “I knew her when…”
Oh, and one more thing. If you get the chance, do a Google search on Simona Halep, the tennis player, and check out her before-and-after pics. It’s enough to make a boob man cry.
Autumn-Jade says, "Always keep your eye on the ball."
Gianna Rossi demonstrates proper service and upskirt motion.
This is what all busty tennis players should wear at the French Open. The problem is, none of them are as stacked as Karina and Mandy.
Well, it’s that time of year again, when tits and tennis always seem to be in the news. Last year, it was Simona Halep, who made news when she announced she was going to get a breast reduction because her tits were getting in the way of her tennis. I’m sorry to report that 1.) She did get the reduction; and 2.) She’s been playing better (although she lost today in the first round of the French Open. Serves her right for getting rid of those natural beauties).
Yeah, I know, 40something Raquel Sieb isn't playing tennis. Don't get so anal about it.
This year, it’s Venus Williams, the far-less-bustier of the Williams sisters (it’s Serena who has the big tits and big ass), who’s making news. She came out for her first-round match at the French Open wearing a red-and-black corset-like dress and, underneath, nude sports shorts that, at first glance, made her seem like she wasn’t wearing any panties at all. How about that!
Actually, how about nothing. When I first saw the photos, I thought Venus was baring her ass, but it really didn’t matter to me because I have no desire to see Venus’s ass.
Here at SCORELAND, our girls have been exploiting the game of tennis for their own purposes for a long time. They know that nothing makes big tits bounce like a good, hearty game of tennis and tennis skirts don’t cover much at all. So, for your viewing pleasure, here are Autumn-Jade, Gianna Rossi, Karina Hart, demonstrating how big-tit tennis should be done. And, as a bonus, from 40SomethingMag.com, here’s Raquel Sieb exploiting a tennis court for her own sexual purposes. Game, set, jack.
Chris writes: “Dear Editors, I recently saw some artwork on the SCORELAND Blog and thought I would like to add my drawing of one of my all-time favorites, Sydney Simona, from her first pictorial in SCORE.
“I have to say that her car wash pictorial and her red dress pictorials are my favorites! Thank you, SCORE, for having the most beautiful busty women in the world featured in your high-quality magazine!”
Thank you for the props, Chris, and thanks for sending us your art. Keep up the good work! You have the best subjects in the world.
On the birthday front, we have some tantalizingly topheavy titillators celeBRAting over the next few days. It’s birthday suit time! Happy B-Day, ladies.
April 17 is the deadline this year for filing taxes in the States.
A lot of guys delay their filing until the very last minute, then they scramble and clog up the pipeline. It’s one of the least popular American activities, as is the case in other countries, no doubt.
My solution? Get them to see their tax preparers or their accountants earlier.
How can this be done? What would motivate the average lazy dude?
Simple.
Get more big-boobed women into the tax preparation business.
This will also attract a good percentage of those guys who do their own taxes. Why do it yourself when a good-looking tax preparer with E-cups or bigger will be happy to do it for you as you watch?
Sometimes the solution to a situation is so simple, I just don’t understand why it’s not obvious.
When I am elected president, I will offer free tax-preparation training and certification to any attractive woman, DD-cups and higher.
And I will throw in a free calculator.
Does anyone have a problem with this?
Customer asks tax preparer Karen Fisher to do his taxes slowly.
I’d prepared this video for the blog last week for future posting. Since Morgan was voted #96 yesterday in the “Best of the Decade” at SCORELAND, I’m going to run it today. I’ve kept away from commenting about the contest–and I probably won’t again after this–but I have to say that I’m shocked, and I don’t shock easily. I’m not saying this because I was on the Boob Cruise with Morgan in 2000 (before she started modeling) or because I connected her with our studio in June 2006, when she achieved her ultimate look in sweater destruction. I’m just powerfully surprised because here’s someone who won SCORE Newcomer of the Year in 2006 (beating out Brianna Costello, Rukhsana, Sydney Simona, Gianna, Daphne Rosen, and Anna Song), does solo videos in which she is hornier and hotter than many girls are in hardcore videos with guys (and in those videos does perfect JO encouragement in her sexy British accent), has so far appeared in 13 pictorials and close to two dozen videos including a Tits & Tugs and has generated a ton of fan mail the past three years. If that’s not popularity, I don’t know what is.
Anyway, this video also shows what a dream Morgan is for our photographers to shoot. They love it when she’s in the studio because she makes it fun for them, too. She’s not into it for the money. Morgan loves to pose, and that shows on film.
