Siri’s hourglass curves measure 40-29-38, and she looks amazing in our SCORE 20th Anniversary T-shirt and hat!
New Boobs! New Boobs! New Boobs!
Please imagine that I am out of breath while I am typing this post.
That is because since Siri has been in the building, all of us have been running around like crazy.
And I know what you are thinking…Siri? As in the digital slave who lives in your phone?
No.
I am pretty sure that our Siri is hotter and has bigger tits than that Siri.
Our Siri is a 23-year-old blonde babe from California (born in Minnesota) with a 32HH rack and a 29-inch waist. She is kind of nerdy (She loves to read, knit and watch historical films), and she is kind of a fox. Her hourglass curves will make you want to have a lot of time on your hands, if you know what I mean.
I caught up with Siri in our studio…and by caught up, I mean I found her on the set and asked her to show me her tits immediately. I am classy like that. 🙂
Siri and I made two videos in which we chitchatted about her boobs, her inverted nipples and all sorts of other fun things that big-boobed gals talk about.
You can check out the first of those two videos below and look out for Siri’s debut tomorrow on SCORELAND.
Siri’s a bra-buster. Tomorrow, she’s a dust-buster.
Tomorrow at SCORELAND, you get to enjoy Siri dressed as a hot maid. Cosplay is always welcome, especially with a girl like Siri. (Let’s face it, there are NO girls LIKE Siri. She’s one of a kind.)
Siri joins a group of SCORE and V-Girls who kill the traditional fantasy maid’s outfit, something no real maid has ever worn unless her boss is a rich horndog and likes to watch his maid clean as he sits in an easy chair sipping a cognac. Which I would do if I had the money.
This kind of maid’s outfit is strictly for a couple’s bedroom, a fantasy photo shoot, a Halloween party or a bad British stage farce.
I wonder what Siri wears at Halloween parties. She has two belts in karate. Maybe she goes as a ninja? She’s also a Harry Potter fan. Maybe she goes as Luna Lovegood?
The wonderfulness of Siri is back starting today at SCORELAND. Today’s pictorial is a warm-up for her hot and horny hardcore scene Thursday and Friday.
Siri calls herself a nerd. “I am a techy geek. I am a computer nerd. Oh, and I knit, too. I love Harry Potter, too,” Siri told Maria.
If so, Siri’s the hottest nerd I’ve ever seen, and that puts a new spin on the big-bang theory and the recent scientific discovery, the Biggs Bosom. I mean the “Higgs boson,” the newly discovered “God Particle” that may be the source of everything in the universe, including big tits.
More nerds like Siri are always welcome. But trust us, they are difficult to find.
But today, I am proud to say that my naked ninja fantasy is now a reality.
What? I am entitled to have naked ninja fantasies. Hot chicks who kick ass have always had a soft spot in my pants…er, heart. It is the reason comic book heroines are hot. All curves and just a touch of danger…who wouldn’t love that?
And who wouldn’t love to be pummeled by our latest busty find, Siri?
Siri is all curves. We showed you her inverted nipples in our last blog video, and this time we are going to show you her thick legs and her fierce martial art moves. (They are not that fierce, but that’s because naked karate is more subtle than that. lol)
As a lover of all things tits and ass, I am also a sucker for legs. I love a long pair of gams on a gal, especially when they are curvy and thick. That’s why when I saw Siri’s legs, I knew I had to have her pose for my other magazine, Leg Sex.
Check out this shot of Siri‘s stems. Pretty hot, eh?
Siri is all curves; big tits, big ass and a great set of legs!
And since I thought her legs were sexy, I thought it would be fun to have Siri do some karate moves for me. I asked her to do them topless and in tiny shorts, of course. Why? Because martial arts are definitely better when nudity is involved, I am just saying.
And while I highly doubt that Siri’s karate moves would take down any bad guys, they would totally give the bad guys serious wood, and no one wants to fight when they have a boner. 🙂
Yes…a hot piece of ass like Siri could probably bring about world peace. (At least I like to think so.)
Check out her tits and kicks below! Then check out her first hardcore scenes today and tomorrow at SCORELAND.
Image stabilizers and steady-cams were invented for cameras so that men with shaking, trembling hands would be able to photograph girls like Siri without ruining the shot.
The perfect combo of beauty, boobs, body and brain, Siri is back at SCORE this weekend in a fresh boff-bash at SCOREVideos.com.
From the dress that requires adult supervision to the suckin’ and smashin’ and smooshin’, this is, in my opinion, Siri’s horniest SCORE video.
Dave thinks Hitomi will win Newcomer of the Year. I think Siri will win. (There is such a thing as a free lunch because we have a bet riding on this, and the loser pays.)
Siri has it all, does it all and puts it all out there. She’s invigorated the year at SCORE and V-mag. There are two weeks left before the SCORE voting ends, and it’s looking like a two-girl race. A month later, the V-mag voting wraps.
Siri, show us your tits. Thank you, Siri. We appreciate that, Siri.
Siri makes her Voluptuous magazine debut in the September ’12 issue, now at your favorite jack shack, mag rack, all-around adult emporium or from eBoobStore.
Our store has both a print and a digital version (if you’re a tablet reader).
This marks a double magazine cover debut for the meteoric Siri.
The nubile, huge Harry Potter fan (for once I’d like to be Daniel Radcliffe) is also the covergirl of the September ’12 SCORE.
Pretty sweet, I say.
Double cover debuts like this are still fairly rare.
I remember Nicole Peters (April ’03), Ines Cudna (March ’03) and Via Paxton (September ’99) having spectacular double debuts, too.
Lemme see…who else? There was Sharday’s famous double cover debut for the November ’01 issues. In her V-mag debut, Sharday wore her actual high school prom dress.
Most models who debut in both SCORE and V-mag tend to have different debut dates, with or without being on the cover.
Along with Siri, the big, bad line-up for September ’12 is:
Anna Carlene
Cherry Brady
Kristi Maxx
Kristina Milan
Reina Lee
Renee Ross
Sabina Leigh
The ever-elusive Trinity Michaels
And those deadly pillow fighters Jenna Valentine and Leanne Crow. Bam!
Not near a store? No problem. We come to you.
Actually, a mail carrier will come to you. However, we can’t guarantee it will be a busty, female postal employee.
He'll be cumming 'round her mountains when he cums.
Siri has inspired lots of good, wholesome, happy commenting on the Blog and inside SCORELAND, something that didn’t surprise me, Maria and Dave. Like this comment from Ramjet: “My God, what a beautiful girl! Just when I think you’ve come up with all of the perfect bodies you can, you spring another one on us.”
That’s how we do it, Ramjet.
I think that when Siri goes for a walk in the park, she’s followed by butterflies, little chirping birds and deer. Soft, celestial music plays in the background.
Now Siri does her second XXX boy-girl at SCOREVideos.com, her first time on the site.
What I especially dug about this scene:
A.) Siri laying back completely naked, heels off, an inviting look on her face, opening her legs to get her pussy licked.
B.) The POV blow job. (POV eye-contact action is #1 with me.)
C.) The POV facial.
D.) Siri’s hip action when she’s fucking.
See it now. I’m being Siri-ous. She makes men delirious.
Now at stores or direct from your friends at SCORE.
The Net has your eye, this I cannot deny.
But a cover on a rack will freeze you in your track.
The annual all-naturals September ’12 issue of SCORE is now at your favorite newsstand or magazine store, or get it straight to your door from SCORE.
This year:
Siri’s first issue and her first cover. Enter for a chance to win her signed bra.
Alia Janine
Emilia Boshe
Jenna Valentine
Maggie Green and Angela White on one lucky putz.
Micky Bells
Nancy Navarro
Rachel Love in an exclusive interview.
Plus a “Supernaturals” special: Hitomi, Valory Irene, Venera, Karla James, Karina Hart, Diane Poppos, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Ines Cudna, Sharday, Merilyn Sakova and Christy Marks.
The DVD Pick is Mammary Mambo starring G-cupper Arianna Sinn and KKK-cupper Miosotis in a clash of the titty titans. It’s a XXX breast-fest.
A curvy collection of cantilevered cleavage cuties cupping their compelling casabas!
You may resist but your pipe will persist.
The digital version for computers and tablets contains five embedded videos as a bonus:
Jenna Valentine
Maggie Green and Angela White
Micky Bells
Nancy Navarro
Rachel Love
What kind of girl reads Harry Potter books? This kind.
Yesterday, Maria let you in on the news that Siri is making her SCORELAND debut today, and on Sunday, Maria will supplement Siri’s first hardcore (yep, hardcore) scene with a short naked karate video. Of course, one of the benefits of being editor of SCORE is that I get to spend a decent amount of time with the models, and when a girl’s as built as Siri is, my visits to the studio tend to become a little more frequent.
Anyway, I conducted the interview that goes up today at SCORELAND, and I’ll let you know that the interview could’ve been a lot longer. A helluva lot longer. Uncut, it came it at almost 30 minutes (throw in commercials and we could’ve filled a 40-minute block on network TV), and the interview ended because, well, because the interview had to end at some point. I could’ve talked to her for two hours, but, to paraphrase a line from the movie Good Will Hunting, Siri had to see about a guy. Actually, she had to see about a guy’s wood.
So, because there should be some perks for visiting the SCORELAND Blog, I’m going to throw out a few choice tidbits from the interview that ended up on the cutting-room floor. Because here at SCORELAND, we believe that the more you get to know a girl, the more you’ll love her. Anyway:
1. Siri is an excellent speller and has actually won spelling bees. I tested her spelling skills, and she aced the words “masturbation” and “cunnilingus.” DING!
2. Siri is a huge Harry Potter fan. She’s read all of the books several times and recently spent three days at “The Wizarding World of Harry Potter” in Orlando. Yes, three days!
3. Siri likes gang bangs, but when I asked her what she would pick if she had to choose between a day at “The Wizarding World” or a gang bang, she said, “Can’t I have a gang bang in the van on the way up to the Wizarding World?” I think I told her she could have anything she wants.
I would tell you more about Siri (and will in the weeks and months ahead), but right now, I have to head over to the members area. I have to see about a girl.
