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Big Boobs In Bathing Suits: Itty-bitty bikinis vs one-pieces!

Elaina's bathing suit is made out of dental floss and eye patches.

Bunny De La Cruz is wearing a more demure one-piece.

I love getting mail from fans and readers. First, because it’s fun to get feedback and connect with the guys that I slave over all these big tits for. (Just kidding! I love all this big-boob business!) Second, because you guy always have such interesting points and commentary.

Like D.C., a gent from White Plains, New York, who wrote in and made an interesting point. He said that he preferred full, one-piece bathing suits over bikinis.

I know…at first I was like, GTFO! Who would choose full over dental floss? NO ONE! But then I read his reasoning and I totally saw the light.

But don’t take my word for it. Allow me to demonstrate through the magic of cut and paste.

“Bikinis: it’s a great concept, bodacious V-girls in revealing bathing suits. My only issue is this: since we know the suit is going to come off, I don’t see the point in starting your picture spreads with a gal wearing a bikini that’s not much larger than a couple postage stamps. Dare I say, there’d be nothing wrong with even showing some of your models in tight-fitting one piece bathing suits, or at least a two-piecer that fits, since that’s what we know women with the mind boggling bodies your models have would actually be wearing if we were to see them on a beach. Watching, say, an Elaina Gregory peel herself out of the kind of bathing suit we might actually see her parading around in on Jones Beach would pretty much be a heart-stopping experience.”

What D.C. is alluding to here is the porn factor vs. the real- world factor. In porn, women look all sorts of fucktastic and hot, and hey, that’s absolutely amazing. Of course, I want to fantasize that these busty models walk around in nurse and cop uniforms all day with dildos just within arm’s reach. Of course I do. But a model with any other outfit on would be just as hot, especially if I saw her out in public wearing her normal clothes. Because everyday clothes would make her more…realistically fuckable? Like I could totally bag her. The porn star? I might not be able to fuck her, but I can double click my own mouse to her. The real world, busty hottie…well, a few margaritas and we could be playing, “Guess what hole I am in?” in no time.

I get it. I get it, D.C.

You dig the bikini made of eye patches, but you want to see a curvy woman looking like a real woman.

I get it.

But if you ask me, the best kind of suit a woman can wear on the beach is her birthday suit.

I AM JUST SAYING!

But opinions are like nipples…everybody is entitled to a couple.

So, I salute your firm convictions, D.C.

Cheers.

xoxo,
Maria

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