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The Office Hottie

Posted by Elliot James on Mar 23, 2013 in Cartoons, Deep Inside Scoreland, New at Scoreland, newcomers

Skype? Nah. Let's go for a face-to-face office meeting.

Sirale debuted in a XXX scene last week at SCORELAND. Now she shows how she handles being The Hot Office Girl.

Our rating? A+.

Any guy can happily spend his days at the office with someone who looks like Sirale, especially if you were the chosen one to get pulled by her into an empty conference room (with a lock) for a titty hanging, booty popping lunch break.

Anyone have a co-worker who has tits like Sirale’s? Maybe she works down the hall. Maybe she’s the front-desk receptionist.

A few years ago, “Scorecard” received a letter from J.K. who faced an office hottie dilemma.

“I have kind of a predicament. I work with a lady who would be just perfect for Voluptuous. She has huge jugs, at least E-cups, probably even bigger. She’s also very attractive in the face and body, with long, blonde hair and blue eyes. As far as I know, she doesn’t have a steady boyfriend, but she does date quite a bit, but mostly the guys are jerks, to hear her tell it. What can we do to get her photographed? Since we work together, I’m afraid of getting into trouble if I approach her directly myself. I’m dying to see her naked, and having her pose may be the only way.”

Our answer was:  How are we supposed to explain to her that we know she even exists? She would know someone who knows her told us about her. Maybe you could enlist the help of one of her female friends who you trust. When a woman tells another woman how great she looks and she should be a model, it goes over much better than when the same thing comes from a guy. Try to somehow subtly let your co-worker know about our website, SCOREModelsWanted.com.”

The philanthropy behind this letter touched me deeply. Here was a guy who wanted to help us out and, by default, the Boob Brotherhood of SCORE and Voluptuous readers instead of helping himself. He could have tried asking the office hottie out on a date or for a drink after work at the local happy hour watering hole, but instead he chose to be a Boob Bro. We never heard back from him, so his office hottie situation remained a mystery.

While I’m immersed in office hottie lore, here are some other office hotties that turn your brain into oatmeal.

Julia Juggs

Inesse

Arianna Sinn

 

 

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Take this job and shove it…between the boss’s big tits!

Posted by Dave on Mar 18, 2012 in Other SCORE Group websites, The Life of an Editor

Who's the boss? Aileen Ghettman (left). But don't worry, she's about to get hers. You know what they say…take this job and shove it…between her tits! By the way, this scene is from the DVD "Boob Science."

Today, I’m going to discuss a touchy subject: busty bosses. This comes up because a hardcore video of Dylan Ryder as a busty boss went up this past Friday at SCOREVideos.com, and part of the job-application process seems to involve filling Ms. Ryder’s mouth and pussy with cock.

Such a thing has never happened to me. When I got my job at SCORE, I was interviewed by John Fox. He was wearing khaki pants and a SCORE-logo polo shirt. The job before that, I was interviewed by the big, old, chain-smoking managing editor of the paper I was applying to.

But about 25 years ago, I did have a big-boobed boss. I don’t remember her name, although I do remember her tits. She had huge naturals, and she never wore a bra (which is how I could tell they were natural). She was always jiggling, and her nipples were always poking through the sweaters she wore. She’d bend over my desk, and I could barely concentrate. Actually, I couldn’t concentrate at all. Now what was her name? Tits Somethingorother.

Anyway, she didn’t fuck me (except for when I went for a raise), and she didn’t want to fuck me (except when I went for a raise). Which brings me to the point of all this: The perils of having a big-titted boss.

You see, it’s one thing to have a busty co-worker. She’s not your boss, you’re not her boss, and you can sneak a glance every once in a while, and if she catches you, big deal.

But the busty boss…that’s dangerous territory unless she’s like Dylan Ryder and fucks her employees. Because you CAN NOT get caught staring at your boss’s tits. She might be walking around with F-cup jiggling and nipples pointing every which way, but you CAN NOT LOOK! You could get fired. You most likely won’t get fucked. She might find it amusing or cute. She might not. But what the hell are you supposed to do? Me? I’m a boob man. When I see big tits, I look. My little brain doesn’t think, “Those are the boss’s tits. Don’t stare.” My brain thinks, “Tits,” and orders my eyes to stare.

Fortunately, I never got caught staring at my boss’s tits. Or maybe she did catch me, and maybe she liked that she was turning my balls blue. Bosses can be that way, you know.

So, anyway, as I watched Dylan’s video, I thought, “If only…” I guess that’s what fantasy is all about, right? That’s where SCORE comes in, right. Thank goodness!

 

 

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