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Wedding bells for Micky Bells

Posted by Elliot James on Apr 6, 2017 in cosplay, New at Scoreland

Do you hear those bells ringing? They’re wedding bells. It’s also the sound of two big, swinging bells slapping together.

The bells of Micky Bells.

Micky is back!

“I think that every girl dreams to dress like a bride some day,” Micky told me. “The best thing is that you can do it in the bedroom more than once.”

Micky removes her veil and climbs into the marriage bed. The wedding is over. The honeymoon begins. Here cums the bride.

Micky Bells is a beautiful bride.

 

 

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Celebrating 25 years of SCORE (and also one year in particular: last year)

Cover 1: Linsey Dawn McKenzie

The June 2017 issue of SCORE is available now in print and digital versions at eBoobStore.com (and very likely the print version wherever adult mags are sold).

Cover 2: Dolly Fox

It’s a special edition, a real labor of love, because it celebrates the 25th anniversary of SCORE (the first issue was June 1992) and the winners of the 2016 SCORE Awards for Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year and Hardcore Performer of the Year and the newest inductee into the Big-Boob Hall of Fame.

I wish I could tell you how much time went into compiling the five special 25th anniversary pictorials, but I lost count. Actually, I was never counting. Going through 25 years of great photos of great girls is very enjoyable. The surprising part was discovering so many photos that had never been published in the magazine. How’s that possible? Easy. Mags have limited space, but amazing photos of girls like SaRenna Lee, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Tiffany Towers, Chloe Vevrier, etc., etc., etc., are unlimited.

This issue is special for another reason: It’s our first with two front covers. On one: Newcomer of the Year Dolly Fox. Katie Thornton is the Model of the Year. Tigerr Benson is Hardcore Performer of the Year. Lorna Morgan was voted into the Hall of Fame.

On the other: Linsey Dawn McKenzie.

If that LDM cover looks familiar, it should. But why? Which of you out there have great memories?

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This girl used to be shy. She’s not anymore…not with them pumpkins!

Posted by Dave on Apr 1, 2017 in Confessions, New at Scoreland, newcomers, swimsuits

Princess Pumpkins busts out of that bikini today at SCORELAND.

Apparently, I had this conversation with Princess Pumpkins. The proof is the “Tit Chat” video at SCORELAND, in which I supposedly interviewed Princess. I’m sure it happened, but I have absolutely no memory of anything she said because I was so busy staring at her rack. Guys, I’m talking a 1990s SCORE Boob Cruise rack. So, when I transcribed the following exchange, it was as if I was hearing it for the first time.

SCORELAND: When you were in high school, were you in plays and shows? Were you the outgoing girl?

Princess: No, actually I wasn’t. The only outgoing thing I did in high school was take a CNA training course.

SCORELAND: CNA?

Princess: Certified nursing assistant.

SCORELAND: Another nurse! We get so many busty nurses!

Princess: At least we can take care of you!

SCORELAND: Oh, yeah, you can do that. Were you shy?

Princess: I was very shy. I learned as I got older that I had severe social anxiety, which is why I was really awkward. I was really shy in high school, but that’s completely gone now.

Princess is not shy today at SCORELAND. She destroys a tiny bikini and plays with her giant tits and hairy pussy poolside. Photos and video. Unforgettable.

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Bra language

Posted by Elliot James on Mar 31, 2017 in Boob Watch, Boobs in the News, bras

How a woman puts her bra on tells you what kind of personality she has, according to body language expert Patti Wood.

Miss Wood is the author of Snap: Making the Most of First Impressions, Body Language, and Charisma. In her book, she explains that the way a woman puts on a bra relates to her personality.

“There are four distinct personality types–drivers, influencers, supporters, and correctors–who have unique ways of doing things,” wrote Miss Wood.

If a woman hooks her bra from the back:

She’s a supporter: “She sticks to tradition and follows along with what she’s been taught by mom and other influential females.”

If she hooks in front of her and twists the bra around:

She’s an influencer:  “She likes to feel appreciated, supported and look the image that she’s projecting to the world, such as a business professional. She may own many different bras.”

If she wears a front loader:

She’s a driver: “She is a planner and researcher. She will not bother with hooks she can’t see. She will not make random purchases, including bras.”

If she pre-hooks her bra and slides it over her head:

She’s a perfectionist: “Everything must be done properly and the right way. She may not like attention.”

In our book, if you get to see a girl put her bra on (after she’s taken it off), you’re already at the point when you’re past wondering about her personality.

We have received several job applications to be Milly Marks' bra-fitter even though we never advertised that position.

 

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Rachel Raxxx: The gift that keeps on giving

Posted by Elliot James on Mar 30, 2017 in Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland

It’s not Rachel Raxxx’s birthday, but we like to celebrate Rachel any time we can. The actual occasion is Rachel winning Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year 2016 (announced in May 2017 V-mag) .

Tony has some special gifts for Rachel Raxxx. Gifts that all hot chicks enjoy.

Like most guys who love pussy, he’s bought Rachel gifts for himself: sexy little outfits she can stuff her huge hooters and bubble-butt into. The only thing is, this outfit was made more for a skinny 18eighteen girl.

Naturally, he helps Rachel undress right away so he can help her into her new clothing. It’s only the beginning of the celebration. Starts tomorrow!

Rachel will never fit into that halter top.

 

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Stare at tits, live longer

Posted by Dave on Mar 28, 2017 in Boobs in the News, The Life of an Editor

The more you stare at Roxi's tits, the longer you'll live.

The headline in today’s New York Post definitely caught my eye: “Staring at women’s breasts is just one of six easy ways men can live longer.”

Turns out having lots of sex is another of those six ways.

Okay, when someone tells me to exercise two hours a day and not eat French fries, my mind glazes over.

But staring at tits and having a lot of sex? I can do that.

The article linked to another article in Medical Daily that stated, “Previously, it’s been reported men who stare at women’s breasts tend to live longer, but this has been debunked. However, Men’s Health provided a scientific explanation for why ogling at breasts could boost longevity for men.

“They explained staring at breasts or looking at cute animals benefit a man’s health by creating a positive mindset. Pleasant emotions can help both men and women make better decisions about  their health.”

Basically, doing anything that feels good will make you live longer? Okay. And staring at tits is one of those ways?

Two things:

1. If this is true, I’m going to live forever.

2. I knew we were doing a public service at SCORELAND, but I didn’t know how much of a public service.

Live longer. Check out your favorite racks today at SCORELAND.

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Today at SCORELAND, Natasha Sweet is a busty hooker in three-way action

If you touch it, you bought it.

This scene reminds me of my younger years, back in the 1980s, when hookers who looked like Victoria’s Secret models worked the streets of New York City, offering $30 blow jobs and $50 half and half. I’m talking about gorgeous women wearing scanty lingerie walking around the Chelsea, Meat Packing and Hell’s Kitchen Districts (now very expensive, fashionable areas) getting picked up by horny guys like me. Did I ever see a hooker in NYC whose tits were as big as Natasha’s G-cup naturals? No, but close. One called herself Dolly. I wonder why. Another called herself Dee. Again, I wonder why. These were the days before the Internet, before that piece of shit Rudy Giuliani decided to, quote unquote, clean up New York City.

Anyway, Dellon and Max are driving around town. They’re looking for a busty hooker. They get much more than they bargained for when they spot Natasha. Talk about a girl who knows how to close a deal!

By the way, Natasha has always been good at blow jobs, but I think her cock sucking in this scene is the best it’s ever been. Maybe she gets more turned on when there’s a cock in her pussy, too.

Natasha brings back the good ol’ days today at SCORELAND. Excellent stuff.

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Wanted! More office employees like Smiley Emma

Posted by Elliot James on Mar 23, 2017 in Behind the Scenes, New at XL Girls, newcomers, XLGirls

Smiley Emma‘s paperwork bores her. The endless grind of office work makes her boobs yearn to be free. She’d rather play.

We’ve done office shoots with many girls for years. Even though I’m sure we’d all love to actually work in the same building with a sexy bra-buster like Emma and see her every day, “office employee” is not on the members’ list of most-popular shoots. That’s always surprised me because the workplace is the likeliest place to find them. The most-popular list (from our many polls and feedback) is sexy nurse, sexy cop, sexy teacher, sexy driver, sexy store clerk, sexy maid, sexy schoolgirl, sexy cheerleader, sexy lifeguard and sexy waitress.

That’s a whole lotta sexy but no sexy office worker. Some things are not understood.

“I’m easy to talk to,” said Emma, a webcam girl in Canada with an ever-present smile on her pretty face. We have to photograph non-USA citizens like Emma (and Roxee Robinson) at one of our off-shore satellite studios for legal reasons. Emma’s worth it.

“I’m nice, down-to-earth and I’m very silly,” she said. Smiley sports a bush, too. She’s got it all.

 

More girls should smile like Smiley Emma.

 

 

 

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Today at SCORELAND: Elle Flynn turns herself into Beshine

Posted by Dave on Mar 22, 2017 in Boob Bloopers, Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland

Elle does one thing Beshine doesn't do: fuck on-camera.

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My favorite photo in today’s Demmy Blaze posting at SCORELAND

Posted by Dave on Mar 18, 2017 in Boob Watch, New at Scoreland, Tit Tricks

This photo has it all: eye contact; boob and nipple texture, her tongue licking her nipple, her big naturals overflowing her hands. I think the nipple texture is my favorite part. That and the licking. And the eye contact. Today at SCORELAND along with a bonus video of Demmy taking selfies.

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