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Today at SCORELAND, Natasha Sweet is a busty hooker in three-way action

If you touch it, you bought it.

This scene reminds me of my younger years, back in the 1980s, when hookers who looked like Victoria’s Secret models worked the streets of New York City, offering $30 blow jobs and $50 half and half. I’m talking about gorgeous women wearing scanty lingerie walking around the Chelsea, Meat Packing and Hell’s Kitchen Districts (now very expensive, fashionable areas) getting picked up by horny guys like me. Did I ever see a hooker in NYC whose tits were as big as Natasha’s G-cup naturals? No, but close. One called herself Dolly. I wonder why. Another called herself Dee. Again, I wonder why. These were the days before the Internet, before that piece of shit Rudy Giuliani decided to, quote unquote, clean up New York City.

Anyway, Dellon and Max are driving around town. They’re looking for a busty hooker. They get much more than they bargained for when they spot Natasha. Talk about a girl who knows how to close a deal!

By the way, Natasha has always been good at blow jobs, but I think her cock sucking in this scene is the best it’s ever been. Maybe she gets more turned on when there’s a cock in her pussy, too.

Natasha brings back the good ol’ days today at SCORELAND. Excellent stuff.

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Wanted! More office employees like Smiley Emma

Posted by Elliot James on Mar 23, 2017 in Behind the Scenes, New at XL Girls, newcomers, XLGirls

Smiley Emma‘s paperwork bores her. The endless grind of office work makes her boobs yearn to be free. She’d rather play.

We’ve done office shoots with many girls for years. Even though I’m sure we’d all love to actually work in the same building with a sexy bra-buster like Emma and see her every day, “office employee” is not on the members’ list of most-popular shoots. That’s always surprised me because the workplace is the likeliest place to find them. The most-popular list (from our many polls and feedback) is sexy nurse, sexy cop, sexy teacher, sexy driver, sexy store clerk, sexy maid, sexy schoolgirl, sexy cheerleader, sexy lifeguard and sexy waitress.

That’s a whole lotta sexy but no sexy office worker. Some things are not understood.

“I’m easy to talk to,” said Emma, a webcam girl in Canada with an ever-present smile on her pretty face. We have to photograph non-USA citizens like Emma (and Roxee Robinson) at one of our off-shore satellite studios for legal reasons. Emma’s worth it.

“I’m nice, down-to-earth and I’m very silly,” she said. Smiley sports a bush, too. She’s got it all.

 

More girls should smile like Smiley Emma.

 

 

 

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Today at SCORELAND: Elle Flynn turns herself into Beshine

Posted by Dave on Mar 22, 2017 in Boob Bloopers, Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland

Elle does one thing Beshine doesn't do: fuck on-camera.

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My favorite photo in today’s Demmy Blaze posting at SCORELAND

Posted by Dave on Mar 18, 2017 in Boob Watch, New at Scoreland, Tit Tricks

This photo has it all: eye contact; boob and nipple texture, her tongue licking her nipple, her big naturals overflowing her hands. I think the nipple texture is my favorite part. That and the licking. And the eye contact. Today at SCORELAND along with a bonus video of Demmy taking selfies.

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Minka & the fruit man

Posted by Elliot James on Mar 17, 2017 in Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland

Today’s action-packed Minka scene reminded me of a SCORE magazine “Boob Beat” story I did in 2005. There was an Italian sexologist named Piero Lorenzoni who compared fruits to a woman’s breasts and personality. Okay, his theory may have been a little bananas, but that’s what they said about Newton.

Senor Lorenzoni broke it down like this:

A women with breasts like melons may look maternal but isn’t. Said Lorenzoni, “She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex.”

Women with lemon-shaped breasts: “These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves.”

Pineapples: “Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly.”

Grapefruits: “This woman may look erotic but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex.”

Oranges: “While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation.”

Cherries: “Make great partners and are moderately interested in sex.”

Pears: “She can be very religious but is known to have affairs.”

In a boob science experiment, Jim compares fruit to Minka’s mega-boobs. Jim holds up an orange to Minka’s tits. Then some melons. No comparison. Only watermelons would work, and he didn’t bring any. Senor Lorenzoni probably never saw Minka’s pictures during his research. He might have abandoned his project. Minka’s beyond cataloging anyway.

Minka’s famous protruding nipples hypnotize Jim. That’s why Minka’s nickname is “Nipple #1.” I can’t think of any fruit that compares to those always-erect pointers.

Minka wants to see his banana. Strictly for research purposes. Turnabout is fair play.

Starts today at SCORELAND.

 

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Office rules according to Maya Milano

Posted by Elliot James on Mar 16, 2017 in New at Scoreland

There will be no work today for Maya Milano. Her desk was built for better things, and so is Maya. Office work bores her and her attention wanders.

Her breasts weigh heavily on her mind. They weigh heavily on our minds, too.

It’s okay for Maya’s nipples to be smeared by her red lipstick as she kisses and licks them. What would be objectionable would be to see Maya’s hands stained by ink from any sort of paperwork.

Maya’s one of a group of outstanding Euro babes discovered over the past few years. They’re not just outstanding. They have friendly, warm personalities, and the camera picks that up.

Starts today at SCORELAND.

The name Maya means "magic." It's easy to see why.

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You are looking at SCORELAND members’ most-requested pose

Posted by Dave on Mar 15, 2017 in Behind the Scenes, Deep Inside Scoreland, New at Scoreland

All Katie, nothing but Katie.

Head-to-toe.

Totally nude.

Standing and facing forward.

Not, “Spread her pussy.” Not, “Have her sucking her tits.” Not, “Glaze her tits.”

Nude. Standing. Head-to-toe.

Very simple. In fact, I’m sure a lot of guys wouldn’t have minded if Katie had taken her shoes off for this shot.

Do guys jack to this photo? Some do. But there’s something else going on: Guys want to see what the girl looks like. They want to see who they’re jacking to.

Sometimes, we can be very basic creatures, and I mean that in a good way.

 

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The view of Maserati from below, plus the first 10 of 101 hot sex tips for women…yes, for women

Posted by Dave on Mar 12, 2017 in New at Scoreland, The Life of an Editor

 

Maserati tit-fucks a staircase.

Maserati returns to SCORELAND today. What. A. Fucking. View. This girl never ceases to amaze.

On another subject, I was at the grocery store the other day and, while waiting in line at the checkout, I checked out the cover of the new issue of Cosmopolitan. The main headline was “101 HOT SEX MOVES” with the sub-head, “This master list will rock your body and blow your mind!”

Really? Seriously? I didn’t look inside because I knew I’d be disappointed.

Somehow, I knew the list wouldn’t include any of the following:

1. Having him squat over you so you can suck his balls.

2. Saliva strings.

3. Sucking his cock after it just came out of your pussy.

4. Sucking his cock after it just came out of your ass.

5. Licking his butthole and keeping your eyes open while you’re doing it, always looking up at your guy.

6. Moaning, “Oh, stick your big cock in my ass” while he’s banging you from behind.

7. Getting a boob job.

8. If he likes shaved pussy, letting him shave your pussy while he fucks your ass.

9. If he likes hairy pussy, growing it out for months, years.

10. Letting him fuck you in the missionary position while his favorite porn film with his favorite busty porn star is playing on the monitor above your head.

Did I miss anything? I’m sure if we really try, we can come up with 101 hot sex moves.

 

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Katie Thornton inspires Union Jacking

Posted by Elliot James on Mar 11, 2017 in Awards, New at Scoreland

Katie Thornton demonstrates her patriotism for the United Kingdom in the best possible way.

By wearing a Union Jack bikini. What else?

Men of all nationalities can definitely jack to that!

Katie is up for 2016 SCORE Model of the Year. No simple task. She’ll need to score more votes than three-time MOY winner Hitomi.

The results will appear in the upcoming June 2017 SCORE, the 25th anniversary issue.

Boat? What boat?

 

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Milly Marks: Hitcher with hooters

Posted by Elliot James on Mar 10, 2017 in Hardcore XXX, Interviews, New at Scoreland, newcomers

Dave asked young newcomer Milly Marks, “What do you think about porn cock?”

“It’s scary, but it’s hot so it’s cool, and it feels good,” Milly replied.

Some girls are just more girl than other girls. Milly is one of those girls.

“I fuck all of the time if there’s someone around that I want to have sex with, but if not, I’m constantly getting myself off, which is still cool with me. If I’m around someone I want to fuck, then I’ll fuck them at least three times a day. It’s hard for a lot of normal people to keep up with my kind of crazy sex drive.”

Now about today’s big SCORELAND show.

The odds of driving along and spotting a stranded hitcher with Milly Marks’ face, body, boobs and sex appeal are astronomical. I’m sorry to tell you this, but it just doesn’t happen. As a fantasy, it’s pretty freakin’ awesome.

Brad is about to find out how much girl Milly is. He feels compelled to help this angel in distress, and part of that roadside assistance is to take her back to his place so she can “recharge her cell phone battery.” Those lousy batteries can be better than having a great wingman.

Hills? What hills? We just see Milly's hills.

 

 

 

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