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Kelly Christiansen: The Jackumentary

Posted by Elliot James on May 30, 2014 in Behind the Scenes, Deep Inside Scoreland, New at Scoreland

Kelly signed a bra won by SCORE reader B.B.

When Kelly met Melissa Manning.

“Before I walked into the studio the first time, I really, honestly did not think I could pose, and coming in and having such a good time and seeing the magazines, definitely, I couldn’t believe it. It was great.”

That’s a quote by the great Kelly Christiansen (Big Tit A-List 2, SCOREtv: Uncut & Uncensored and seven other DVDs plus 10 magazines).

2011 SCORE Model of the Year winner Kelly is back in civilian life after a popular run at SCORE over several years.

Will Kelly ever return to modeling? We always say “never say never,” but for now, Kelly has called it a day.

A Jackumentary that’s new at SCORELAND salutes this beautiful babe who brought so much to the Big Top.

What are your thoughts about an all-Kelly DVD with every video she ever made, including her SCOREtv scenes and blog videos? Would you order one? I’ve been thinking about pitching this idea to the DVD people.

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It’s…Breastacular

Posted by Elliot James on Mar 25, 2014 in DVD, New DVD Releases

A Breastacular DVD.

8 hours of 33 SCORE Girls on 3 DVDs.

For $39.95?

That’s Breastacular.

No guys. Just sexy covergirls and centerfold girls.

Breast and nipple pleasure, lip-spreading, top-stretching, toying, bra destroying, working-out, showering, stripping, oiling, jack encouragement, dirty talk and more.

Alia Janine, Angel Gee, Bella French, Beshine, Brooke Tyler, Cameron Skye, Cassandra Calogera, Charley J. Matthews, Christy Marks, Contessa Rose, Dominno, Estelle Taylor, Eva Notty, Isis Haze, Jessi Rhodes, Karen Fisher, Karina Hart, Katarina Dubrova, Kelly Christiansen, Kitana Flores, Kora Kyrk, Kristy Klenot, Kylee Nash, Lillian Faye, Mandy Pearl, Melissa Mandlikova, Merilyn Sakova, Morgan Page, Rockell, Sha Rizel, Sheridan Love, Stephanie Stalls and Taylor Stevens. Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.com.

Sheridan Love: One of the 33 Breastacular SCORE Girls in this 3-disc DVD.

 

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The Best of SCOREtv Holiday edition this Christmas Day at SCORELAND

Posted by Elliot James on Dec 24, 2013 in Cummin Soon, Holidays

Frosty has no reason to complain.

 

On this Christmas Day, SCORE and Voluptuous Girls celebrate the holidays the breast way they know how in The Best of SCOREtv Holiday Edition.

Starring Beverly Paige, Eva Notty, Karen Fisher, Kelly Christiansen, Maserati, Melissa Manning and Minka with special guest appearances by Destiny Rose, Jasmine Shiraz, Michelle May, Valory Irene and Venera.

A Xmas lick from Venera.

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Santa personally delivers March ’14 SCORE magazine on December 24th

Posted by Elliot James on Dec 22, 2013 in Behind the Scenes, Boob Watch, print magazines

You know how NORAD tracks Santa and his reindeer on Christmas Eve? So too does The SCORE Group.

We track Santa and his team as they deliver their precious cargo of March ’14 SCORE mags to newsstands and magazine shops around the globe. (Subscribers are getting theirs now.) This issue stars Sheridan Love (in her second cover issue plus interview), Roxi Red, Rebecca Jessop, Kelly Christiansen, Lily Madison (in her SCORE mag debut) Sharon Pink, Noelle Easton, Lolly Ink, Sally D’Angelo and Holly Claus (no relation to Santa Claus). We need to keep an eye on that Ol’ Nick guy to make sure he’s not slacking and jacking his north pole over this edition instead of making his deliveries.

There are some readers who will be pitching a tent outside their favorite newsstand until due date and the clerk puts this issue on the rack. Not surprising, considering the babes in this edition. The countdown begins now.

On sale December 24th in stores that care about big-boobed girls.

 

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Out of the “Scorecard” mailbag

Letters. We get letters. SCORE and Voluptuous magazines get every type of letter you can imagine. They come in from long-time contributors and one-shot writers. I used to wonder if a digest-sized magazine collection of reader letters–illustrated with hot photos, of course–would sell. Not letters that go into detail about a pictorial or a specific photo but more generalized and sometimes controversial topics. Here’s a sampling of the mail that’s flown over the transom at SCORE the past few months. Got a letter for “Scorecard”? Write SCORE Magazine, 1629 NW 84 Ave., Miami, FL 33126 or email SCORE@SCOREGroup.com.

Dear SCORE

I’m a huge Minka fan, so it’s always great to see her in SCORE, but you cannot be serious with the stud who’s handling her in the November ’13 issue. Ivan looks like he should still be in school studying, not fooling around with some of the most amazing tits on the planet. Sorry, but the shot where he’s reaching around and groping her titties is just ridiculous. He looks clearly out of his depth (not to mention four inches shorter than her), and it shouldn’t be happening. Please, if you’re going to get someone to handle a goddess like Minka, get someone with some serious experience.-C.A., (To Be Published in February ’14 SCORE)

From "How Minka Rewards Loyalty."

Dear SCORE,

Wow! I never thought SCORE and its readers were so highbrow. Two references to Webster’s dictionary in “Scorecard” in six years. And both referencing the same thing: wool sweaters. In the June 2013 issue, D.G. of Liverpool, England complained about the sweaters you are posing your models in not being real sweaters because the sweaters are not made of wool. I lodged the same complaint in the July 2007 issue with my letter (“Models Who Wear Tight Shirts That We Call Sweaters”). As far as I’m concerned, D.G. is right.

Listen, nobody appreciates your sweater pictorials more than me, but let’s pose some of your buxom beauties in real wool sweaters. Hey, I know you shoot most of your pictorials in Miami where it never gets cold, but if you’re having trouble finding wool sweaters, I’ve got a whole closet full of them. If you’d like me you to bring a bunch on my next trip to Miami, I certainly will. Trust me, your big-titted babes will explode even a men’s sweater. And always remember this: A truly busty girl’s tits looks almost comical ripping apart a wool sweater. The only thing is, the effect it will have on your cock is anything but funny. Trust me, try the wool sweater thing if you have a zaftig girlfriend. After seeing how she looks in the sweater, you will be so turned on, she’ll thank you later after the third or fourth time you pound her. Just be careful to take her sweater off if you bang her tits. Although I never do. I just make a mess and buy her more wool sweaters.–T.N. (Published in September ’13 SCORE)

Melissa Manning: Sweater Stretcher.

 

Dear SCORE

Over the years, The SCORE Group has provided many super-beautiful and super-hot and busty ladies, but in my opinion, Sensual Jane is the hottest and most beautiful babe of all time. Her recent clip (“Mad Sex Skills” with Neeo) was simply off the charts!

I have seen Sensual Jane in other clips from other venues wearing a Star of David necklace, so the fact that she is a beautiful and sexy Jewish babe simply adds to her exotic allure. Over the years, The SCORE Group has offered its readers and website subscribers a bevy of hot busty and beautiful Jewish babes and Sensual Jane is the icing on that cake. Why doesn’t The SCORE Group offer a special on their hot busty Jewish babes from over the years? When I was in college (the University of Wisconsin in Madison in the early ’70s), 25% of their student body was from the East Coast, and many of these coeds were hot. busty Jewish babes. I was able to date several of these hot ladies and some things I learned from them is that many Jewish girls are from homes where the girls are raised to be comfortable with their own bodies and with their own sexual identities, plus these girls tend to have close relationships with their fathers. These Jewish girls grew up liking men since they were close to their fathers. The net result of these facts tended to be girls who loved sex and loved to fuck. I realize that these statements are generalities, but these statements proved to be true in my case.

In his biography of Barbra Streisand, Barbra: The Way She Is, by Christopher Andersen, the author describes Barbra Streisand as a super-hot sexual animal who bedded-down the following men: Prince Charles, Warren Beatty, Ryan O’Neal, Steve McQueen, Kris Kristofferson, Don Johnson, Jon Voight, Elliott Gould, Andre Agassi, Richard Gere, Omar Sharif, Liam Neeson and Peter Jennings. Anderson also alleges Streisand, 63, was banned from the White House during Bill Clinton’s presidency by his wife, Hillary, after the former First Lady discovered the actress had stayed overnight while she was away, the New York Post reports. According to the author, Streisand would invite these men to her home for the weekend where she would drain their balls of semen. She knew every trick to push their hot buttons, including incredible dirty talk, to get them hard and get them to keep fucking her over and over again. I guess Barbra Streisand was one of the hottest Jewish sexual  ladies of all time.

Obviously, Sensual Jane is a far more beautiful and desirable Jewish babe than a flat-chested Barbra Streisand, but she seems to have many of the same qualities for being able to drain a man’s balls. One thing I’ve noticed and read over the years about women with hard bodies and a strong sex drive is that women with a high testosterone level tend to have a hard body and a powerful sexual appetite. Sensual Jane seems to fall into this category of women, including porn stars like Devon Lee and Kendra Lust. These women tend to have well-developed gluteus maximus muscles (a well-developed booty) and well-developed thighs and calves. Sensual Jane has these qualities in spades. From your description of her sexual appetite, Sensual Jane has a strong need to suck and fuck daily as well. This lady obviously has a high testosterone level as well (women’s ovaries also produce testosterone).
The SCORE Group has produced the hottest Sensual Jane scene (Mad Sex Skills) of all of the scenes I’ve seen of Sensual Jane. I urge you to pursue this lady and to produce even more of her scenes. This busty lady is simply off the charts and nobody has captured her better than The SCORE Group.–Jack from Chicago (Published in December ’13 SCORE)

Sensual Jane: Mad Sex Skills.

 

Dear SCORE,

I used to think I was foolish or totally insane to encourage my wife to pursue her oral pleasures with her male friends. But then I read about Kelly Christiansen’s husband encouraging Kelly to fuck for your cameras. Somehow, I didn’t feel so foolish anymore. It seems like Kelly’s husband gets excited seeing Kelly’s photos and videos just as much as I enjoy hearing my wife’s descriptions of her encounters. She gives me all the details, including how big the guy’s cock was and how his cum tasted. And she enjoys the erections I get from listening to her stories. We met in college, where she was very popular in our dorm because of her oral skills. She chose to marry me rather than any of the other male students because I am not the jealous type. She enjoys giving BJs and loves the taste of cum, just as I am sure Kelly C. enjoys her sessions with your studs. Kelly’s husband seems to share my opinion that we should encourage our wives to enjoy themselves, and we should be happy for our wives.–Name and address withheld (Published in October ’13 SCORE)

Kelly shares the bounteous blessings of her bodacious boobs.

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Brassieres. They hold the things we love so dear.

Posted by Elliot James on Jul 25, 2013 in Behind the Scenes, bras

Brassieres. They hold the boobs we love so dear.

This is the strange case of Otto Titzling and Philipe de Brassiere, two women’s garment designers who both claimed to be developers of what is now the modern bra. Or did they? I researched this tale for the truth.

The story that’s been floating around for some time now, especially on Internet web sites, is that a German-born engineer named Otto Titzling created that wonderful garment that is now known as the bra for his neighbor, a stacked and packed opera singer named Swanhilda Olafsen.

Both lived in the same New York City boarding house in 1912, and Otto’s design for Swanhilda’s over-the-shoulder boulder-holders led to him plunging deeper into the cleavage of women worldwide.

Among Otto’s subsequent creations were padded bras, the famous “falsies,” and the first front-fastening bra (we call them front loaders at SCORE). Unfortunately, Otto, despite his many credentials, neglected to patent his “bra,” although he did patent the later improvements he made on his first bra.

Then, in the early 1930’s, trouble started when a Frenchman named Phillipe de Brassiere began manufacturing his own line of bras supposedly based on Titzling’s original designs. Brasierre was a well-known and fashionable ladies clothing designer with a more polished demeanor than Titzling.

A brutal lawsuit began which lasted from 1934 until 1942 when Brassiere won the jury case. During the trial each man brought out real women to model their hooter holsters. Brassiere’s model was a beauty, earning her a lot of exposure. There was even a sexy photo of her in a popular magazine of the time, The Police Gazette, under the headline “I Did It All For The Bra.”

Otto did get a small jury settlement, but the strain of fighting the case for years crushed him. He died in ’42 from the strain of his financial losses and the emotional bruising. And that’s why the modern bra is often referred to as “The Brassiere” and not a “Tit-Sling.”

Sounds like a great story, right? Good for a PBS Masterpiece Theater series?

The only thing is, it was a historical hoax, and a widespread one, in the wake of a 1971 book by Wallace Rayburn called Bust-Up: The Uplifting Tale of Otto Titzling.

Rayburn previously had written a 1969 book about Englishman Thomas Crapper, crediting him with having created the flush toilet (he did not, although he was a sanitary engineer).

In another version of the story, Titzling invented his bra with the assistance of Hans Delving, designing it for a Swedish athlete named “Lois Lung.”

Over the past 42 years, the story of Titzling Vs. Brassiere has been accepted by countless newspapers, magazines and websites, as well as being debunked by other lingerie historians. Yet, their saga continues to carry on with a life of its own.

 

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The other side of Kelly Christiansen

Posted by Elliot James on Jul 2, 2013 in Behind the Scenes, Deep Inside Scoreland, modeling jobs, New at Scoreland

Kelly believes in turning the other cheek.

And that other side is also an ass-tounding sight.

Coming or going, Kelly Christiansen will always have our full support when she brings up the rear.

“I’m definitely not shy anymore, and that’s a good thing,” Kelly says. Modeling at SCORE and winning Model of the Year (for 2011) has been a positive experience for her. Without a liberal husband, she wouldn’t have contacted SCOREModelsWanted.com in the first place. So he has our thanks, too.

Kelly’s monokini pictorial on June 29 is her best solo photo set so far, in my opinion.

“KC is a living, breathing wet dream yet somehow seems accessible and approachable. That’s some juggling act for a woman of her beauty,” K.S. wrote in “Scorecard.” “I’m sure her husband doesn’t need reminding that he’s one of the luckiest men alive.”

Amen to that.

 

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Monokini marvels of SCORE

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 29, 2013 in New at Scoreland, swimsuits

Kelly's in a monokini mood today.

What is breast in life?

The simple things.

Less is more. Especially when it comes to swimsuits.

Today, the great Kelly Christiansen models a black monokini before tossing it off to oil down. This suit could also function as a sling-shot.

This photo shoot has some of my favorite ingredients: a gorgeous, statuesque SCORE Girl in an extreme swimsuit and heels. A simple, seamless paper background so I can zero in on her. Oil. Lots of full-body shots.

One of these days, I want to ask Kelly if she would wear a suit like this at the beach or a pool.

Since Kelly started modeling at SCORE, she says she dresses a little more revealing in public.

I don’t remember ever seeing anyone built like Kelly wearing a suit like this at any beaches or hotel pools. If I did, I’d have handed her a BeASCOREModel business card.

Here are several other great moments in SCORE monokini history.

Vanessa Montagne: October '03 SCORE.

Karla James: August '11 SCORE.

Valory Irene: August '12 SCORE.

 

 

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Our top 10 best-selling DVDs as of June 19, 2013

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 19, 2013 in DVD, eBoobStore.com, New DVD Releases, newcomers

Beverly Paige is so hot she needed a hosing.

1) Stacked & Sticky

Siri, Beverly Paige, Jazmine, Kitana Flores, Reina Lee, Bella Blaze and Jolie Rain are sticky because dudes just came on their tits!

2) Cocoa Nut Busters 2

Two discs, 12 caramel hotties and all of them are fucking. Features N-cup natural Maserati, Melissa Reed, Kristina Milan and many more.

3) Busty Anal Sluts 2

They’re usually good girls, but when there’s a cock in their ass, they turn into sluts. Features Goldie Ray, Sabrina Linn and 24 anal indulgers.

4) Hitomi

It’s the one DVD devoted entirely to the 2012 Newcomer of the Year, the bustiest naturally stacked Asian ever. Bikinis and tiny tops.

5) The Greatest Big Bust DVD Volume 3

Forty-eight girls. Over 800 minutes of all-natural action. Are we nuts? With a package like this, you won’t have to buy another DVD ever!

 

6) Valory’s Vault

Nine scenes featuring the 2012 Model of the Year with her perfect tits, perfect ass, perfect face, perfect body…heck, perfect everything!

7)  Tits & Tugs 9

What happens when Roxi Red wraps her K-cup naturals around a big cock? The cock doesn’t look so big anymore! Sixteen tuggers in all.

8 ) SCORE Threesomes

One man isn’t enough, so Amber Lynn Bach and Brittany O’Neil take two. Plus, Karen Fisher and Kelly Christiansen pleasure one man.

9) Fuckin’ Naturals

These girls are naturally stacked, and they travel to bang cock. Stars Siri, Goldie Ray, Krystal Swift, Shione Cooper, Beverly Paige, Lana Ivans and more.

10) Here Cums Christy

Here she comes, and here she cums! Christy Marks fucks her pussy to orgasm then sucks and fucks until she and her partners cum.

Visit eBoobStore.com or call 1-800-421-0760 (U.S. & Canada) or 001-305-662-5959 (International). See many of them now at SCOREonDemand.com.

SCORE Model of the Year 2012 Valory Irene

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It’s a big boob shake-up this week. Join in the action.

Posted by Elliot James on Feb 22, 2013 in modeling jobs, New at Scoreland, newcomers, Other SCORE Group websites

While most of the world concentrates on thin Hollywood actresses and fashion models, it’s a breast-festivus for the rest of us.

At SCORELAND, Kelly Christiansen, Brandy Dean, Rockell, Lana Ivans and Nancy Navarro are straightening things out big-time. I enjoyed seeing Lana wearing a tight outfit so much, I actually didn’t want her to get undressed. Crazy, right?

Over at SCOREVideos.com, Chantal Raye gets a grip and has the situation well in hand in a lengthy tits, tugs and throat P.O.V. video. The more I see newcomer Chantal, the more impressed I am by her pretty face, huge tits and deep-throating talents.

The big news this week at XLGirls.com is the long-awaited arrival of Sofia Rose. I’m talking 52-inch, 38JJ boobs. Sofia’s got it going with a solo as a sexy secretary and keeps the pace smoking hot in a XXX bed-shaking scene with regular XL Girls stud Tony.

If you have a busty neighbor, friend or acquaintance, tell her to check out SCOREModelsWanted.com. We might be just what she’s looking for.

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