“I think all men like big boobs. It’s normal,” says Juliana Simms, the bustiest florist we ever saw.

Comments “Benny Hana,” “I just want to give a big shout out to the SCORELAND model scouts finding all these huge, natural-titty, voluptuous and very sexy Eastern European girls. I think it’s the most common trend on here, but that’s a good thing. Juliana Simms being our newest addition.”

First, I’d like to thank Benny for his comments and also thank him for his fun restaurants.

In the 1990s, when it came to naturals, the British ruled: Linsey, Lorna Morgan, Jessica Turner, CJ, Kerry Marie and many more. Now the Europeans rule: Vanessa Y., Sha, Valory, Joana, Angel, Micky and newcomer Juliana. But America is still not down for the count just yet. There’s Maserati, Cat Bangles,  Marie Leone, Rockell, Jenna Valentine and new girls Harlow and Chloe Rose. Still, it does seem like the USA lags behind badly in the international boobs race.

Writes Roberto, “Juliana is the most beautiful florist in the world and by far the best discovery since Romanian Joana Bliss. Her massive jugs are the most hypnotizing I’ve seen in a long time. She is now a strong candidate for Newcomer of the Year.”

New scene today at SCORELAND.

A rose by any other name.

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Bex Shiner lands at SCORELAND’s big boob house

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The world loves busty Brits.

Busty Brits bounce off the walls at SCORELAND. Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Dawn Phoenix, Lorna Morgan, Chaz, Kerry Marie, Denise Davies, Kelly Kay, Kirstyn Halborg, Kellie Garnett, Susie Wilden, Laura Bailey, Miss Emma, Jessica Turner, Emily Cartwright, Michelle Bond, Lisa Marie Greener…the list goes on.

In recent years, Terri Jane, Dors Feline, Karla James, Dolly Delight, Beti Phellasio, Charley Green and Leanne Crow have filled the cups.

A few weeks ago, you met Lily Madison. Now here’s Bex Shiner, a former Big Brother contestant who became a huge tabloid celebrity. Big Brother housemates can go topless on TV unlike repressed American Big Brother residents.

(Pop quiz: Name the SCORE Girl who lived in the Big Brother house in both Germany and the Philippines.)

When we met Bex, her British ways made instant fans of us. She’s funny, energetic and upbeat. And she has big baps.

“I was flat-chested until I turned 18 years old, and then I became the biggest-chested of my friends,” Bex said.

Better late than never, Bex, and that includes visiting the Colonies.

Bex’s first photo set and a meet-n-greet video tomorrow kick off her arrival in the USA.

Crikey! The Brits have invaded the Colonies again!

Bex, bra and baps. Rule, Britannia.

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Some guys want to marry their favorite SCORE Girls. Some guys want to fuck them. But why can’t we do both?

Posted by Dave on Jul 19, 2013 in Deep Inside Scoreland, Other SCORE Group websites


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One of the all-time great dirty talkers: Kerry Marie

Posted by Elliot James on Mar 27, 2013 in Deep Inside Scoreland, DVD, Men's Products, Other SCORE Group websites

Kerry has a special magic with the camera.

Someone who will always be one of my favorite SCORE and V-mag Girls is a busty brunette Brit.

Among Kerry Marie’s many talents is the knack for jack yak. She’s brilliant, like the English say.

As the Brit actress in those chewing gum TV commercials says, “Dirty Mouth?”

I was reviewing some of the videos on BustyKerryMarie.com that Kerry made when she used to visit the SCORE building in Miami. What she said was so perfectly hot, I realized that even if she did hardcore with some stud, I’d still want to watch her P.O.V. solo scenes instead. What a phone sex operator she would have been. Some of the stuff that she came up with still knocks me out. Kerry can say the dirtiest things with such conviction and yet she’s never less than wholesome and innocent-sounding.

Kerry’s also an expert with toys, which started in 2002 when she did her first toying scene with Cassandra in On Location Costa Del Sol. After that, she made a bunch of very horny dildo videos in the USA with some very clever set-ups and that wonderful vocabulary. This is a sample from her video Phone Sex. She does justice to her Union Jack dress too. A lot of girls say nothing in their solo videos. But if they can learn to talk the talk like Kerry, they’ll make the world a better place to jack.

This is my dedication to Kerry. What a doll.

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Bound For Glory?

Posted by Elliot James on Jan 17, 2013 in newcomers, Other SCORE Group websites

Stick a ball gag in her sexy mouth and show her the ropes.

This new XLGirls.com scene with Nikki Smith is unusual for us.

BDSM isn’t  a kink we do much of in any of the sites, and it’s virtually non-existent in the print magazines.

Years back, we had a short-lived “Big Tit Bondage” section with Kerry Marie, Plenty UpTopp, Jezhabelle, Brittany O’Neil and others. Even Linsey Dawn McKenzie got in on the act. The department is still archived at SCORELAND.  It was just bondage. No beatings, whippings, torture or hanging girls off insane suspension devices. It never got all that much of an enthusiastic response. I’d chalked THAT up to our crowd preferring to see tits, ass and good, old-fashioned fucking rather than chicks tied up, gagged and squirming around on a bed.

XLGirls never gets wrapped up in the bondage and discipline scene, but since Nikki mentioned to Maria that she likes bondage, the studio thought some B&D experimentation before the hump and pump would be interesting and different. So this is a first for XLGirls. Even when bondage expert Kelly Shibari was here, we never did any BDSM, just straight sex. Nikki’s released from her bounds when the fuckin’ begins.

We should interview Nikki one of these days and find out what the story is about getting all trussed up and how far she takes it. I was more impressed by her curvy bod in that string bikini and heels, although she did look fit to be tied.

Miss Smith’s sexy with a ball gag in her mouth, but gagging on a boner in her mouth is more fun, and Nikki would probably agree, if she could speak.

What do you think about tying up and gagging girls? Yea or Nay?

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The 12-plus babes of Xmas

Posted by Elliot James on Dec 24, 2012 in Behind the Scenes, Boob Watch, Boobs in the News, Deep Inside Scoreland

All SCORE and V-Men want for Christmas are jiggle belles with big boobs decorating their trees and dancing around them.

Twelve days? Let’s make it 14.

This is the reason for the season.

I don’t need another Swiss Army knife.

I will take cameltoe instead of mistletoe.

At this time of the year, I give thanks. Thanks that girls like these decided to show us what they’re made of.

Wishing every model, every contributor, every reader, every DVD collector, every website member, every store employee, every friend of The SCORE Group and everyone on our cool staff a Happy Holiday.

Some Xmas week birthday babes: Victoria Lane (Dec. 22), Mercedes Mounds (Dec. 23), Jeannine Oldfield (Dec. 25), Desiree (Dec. 24), Alanna Ackerman (Dec. 25), Goldie Blair (Dec. 26), Angel Eyes (Dec. 26), Ivy Dreams (Dec. 28), Lanea Love (Dec. 29), Melonie Max (Dec. 31) and Holly Halston (Dec. 31). Happy Birthday.

And here is the trailer of my all-time favorite SCORE Xmas video (not counting the SCOREtv Holiday Specials).



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Babes, boobs and beer

Posted by Elliot James on Dec 8, 2012 in Behind the Scenes, birthdays, Boobs in the News, Confessions, Tits in Tight Tops

Terry Nova would spill less if she drank with her eyes open.

I’ve blogged about beer before.

I like a beer-drinking woman, especially when she’s hoisting one over bare cleavage mounds.

What is it with the spilling?

I think babes and beer is an unbeatable combo.

Did you know:

Canadian scientists claim that more than 43% of women drink beer weekly.

Women drink 25% of the beer in America.

Many brewers in ancient times were women. By the 1700s, many European brewers were women.

Women are more attracted to specialty beers than the major brands.

Ninkasi is the name of the Sumerian Goddess of beer in ancient times. She gave the world the secret of beer brewing.

The Zulu Goddess of beer is named Mbaba Mwana Waresa.

In Slavic and Baltic mythology, Raugutiene was known as the Goddess of beer.

Gya not only drinks beer, she lines up her next one.

The Great Yorkshire Brewery in the UK brews a black lager called Yasigi named after the African Goddess of beer, “known for her love of partying and extremely large breasts.”

Kaiser Wilhelm II allegedly wrote, “Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world.” (History proves that didn’t work out too well for him.)

It would be the greatest day of your life if Renee showed up at your table like this.

St. Pauli Girl is the best known but there are other beer brands with girls on their labels such as Southern Star Bombshell Blonde, Middle Ages Double Wench and (I’m not kidding) Coney Island Sword Swallower.

In the ’90s, I wrote in SCORE‘s “Boob Beat” column about an entrepreneur in Newport Beach, California who started a beer company called Wanker.  Sexy bikini girls were printed on the Wanker bottle labels.

Siri likes good head.

The combination of babes and beer always brews good spirits in me. Here are a few of my favorite hot SCORE and Voluptuous Girls in a beery mood.

Kerry Marie's birthday is December 9. She's with Lorna Morgan in this photo from Key Largo in 2001. UK girls like beer.

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Let’s recap the month of September at SCORELAND

Posted by Elliot James on Sep 13, 2012 in New at Scoreland, newcomers, Tits in Tight Tops

Okay, it’s only September 13th but I want to go over who’s new, hip, hot and happening at SCORELAND this month because a lot is going on.

On September 2, Kalila Kane arrived for the Big Show. Kalila is slim, exotic, stacked and slinky. She comes to us courtesy of a friend who is a SCORE fan. Kalila says “I just started training in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and I’m teaching myself to play the piano. I trap, have fixed and release feral cats in the D.C. area. I currently have a 1992 Kawasaki Ninja Ex250 motorcycle that I’m fixing up. I’m really into group sex and consensually forced sex at the moment, so most of my fantasies revolve around that. Having sex when it’s kind of wrong satisfies me.” Okay, I’d like to see her do a XXX video for us. She had me at altruistic stripper and Kawasaki Ninja 250.

On September 5, Jazmine debuted. A pretty, slim-n-stacked bikini beach bunny, Jazmine went straight from New Discovery to boy-girl in the space of two days. She’s got a rack and she’s on track. In this era of instant gratification, it’s interesting to observe that here’s someone who waited to do a XXX scene, even if it was for a day. I’m not quite sure why Jazmine waited so long but I’m sure the Boob Brotherhood was happy about it. Jazmine likes doggie-style, oral sex, her hair being pulled, being finger-fucked and spanked. “I try to have sex every day,” says Jazmine. If she’s gonna have sex every day, she might as well do it here, right? Why keep it a big secret?

On September 10, Rockell hit SCORELAND like an asteroid. In other words, a heavenly body. SCORE doesn’t get many models from Alabama. “I love being nude. If I could be a nudist and do it in Alabama, I would. But I turn heads wherever I go, topless or not.” I absolutely believe that and I think that being seen at SCORELAND is Rockell’s big break-out move. I also think the magazine readers who pay little or no attention to this thing called the Internets are going to go ga-ga-gazongas over Rockell. She has the kind of easy-going, relaxed, having-fun vibe I got from Kerry Marie, Jessica Turner, Lorna Morgan as well as from Valory, Terri Jane, and Kaytee Carter.

On September 12, Roxi Red exposed her shock and awe inspiring K-sized wonders for the first time. Dave, Maria and I felt like we were Tasered. Memories of the mammaries of Sammie Black, Jenny Hill, Mianna Thomas, Miosotis, Vanessa Del and Kristina Milan flooded my brain. Roxi is a rare one!  “In high school, I went from DD to H to K,” said Roxi. “I was always interested in becoming a model but I was always told that my boobs are too big. But I’m happy to be where I’m at now. This is the first time I’ve ever done any adult modeling.” The swine who dictate to the sheep of society what models should look like would not give Roxi her due but we are happy to place her on a pedestal. You can also get some really good boob angles when they loom over you.

And tomorrow, a new SCORE wife enters these Hallowed Halls of Hooters and she’s going for the big enchilada with special sauce. Barbie Kelley is the spouse of a reader who has collected and kept every single issue of SCORE and Voluptuous ever published. That’s 20 years. He could have kept his own SCORE wife to himself yet they chose to share her with the big-boob world and to enjoy seeing their own fantasies come to life. Now it’s official: Barbie has joined the League of Extraordinary Busty Housewives of SCORE.  “If I am going out, I usually wear a bra. Around the house, all bets are off and you’ll be lucky to find me in any clothing if I am home.” Lucky man!

I’d like to point out that we’re only through half the month. So stay tuned.



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Boob Bloopers 7: Bloop and bloop again

Posted by Elliot James on Sep 1, 2012 in Boob Bloopers, Deep Inside Scoreland

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There’s a party going on at SCORELAND. So far, there haven’t been any party poopers

Posted by Dave on Jun 20, 2012 in Boob Watch, Letters and comments, New at Scoreland, Poll

Leanne Crow measures up among the Top 20 SCORE Girls ever.

Among the things I’ve enjoyed most so far in the “20 for 20″ celebration at SCORELAND are the comments members have been posting regarding the day-by-day unveiling of the Top 20 SCORE Girls of all-time. The comments have been interesting and at the same time civil (in most cases). It’s nice when you guys find a way to compliment a model without criticizing another model (or find a way to say something not-so-positive about a girl without sounding quite-so-negative). The good stuff started on the first day with the unveiling of SaRenna Lee at No. 20. Wrote Jorga, “Really people?? SaRenna should’ve at least made the top 5.” Added SB, “I agree- top three- could even peg her as #1.” But I also liked crajosto’s comment: “This is very sad – she is worthy of the top 3 – most recent popular girls in SCORE should really be Voluptuous models – there should be a cut off at 27 inch waist.”

Okay, that’s a biting criticism. But notice how crajosto didn’t name names. He stated his opinion in a very diplomatic manner.

Some people were surprised that Venera finished 19th. Some people might be surprised that there could actually be 18 girls better than her.

When Venera landed at No. 19, babyblue eyes said what a lot of us were thinking: “Why should it be such a surprise that a newcomer would rate this high? Combine this with yesterday’s gnashing of teeth that SaRenna Lee was only No. 20, and what you can surmise is that there isn’t a lot of historical context among SCORELAND members. Those of us who have been around long enough to have bought SCORE and Voluptuous when they were first issued on the newsstand have an appreciation for the ‘legends’ of the industry, but the number of online votes placed by those early readers are no doubt overwhelmed by those who grew up in the Internet era and might not have sufficient recollection of the likes of Chloe Vevrier or Danni Ashe. But that’s true in any all-time rankings done by popular vote: what’s been published most recently is most recent in the reader’s thoughts.”

My thoughts exactly. But then again…if it’s really true that SCORELAND members lack historical perspective…well, I don’t want to give away the rest of the results, but I will tell you that there’s a lot of historical perspective in the top four, which will be revealed next week. So I’m not sure history has anything to do with it. Of course, that’s a subject for debate.

Members have been reminiscing, which is one of the things a celebration like this is all about. They’ve been telling us who they had in their top five. They’ve been talking about girls who didn’t make the list (so far, that is). They’ve been taking about their love affair with big boobs. There has been a lot of spirited back and forth.

Hitomi is great, but is she too new to be considered among the greatest ever?

Another example of respectful criticism came when Hitomi was unveiled at No. 10. Carney22 wrote, “Not to take anything away from Hitomi; she’s quite lovely, and her breasts are stupendous. But this is just another model whose career began far too recently to be rated this high. This is supposed to be a 20th anniversary series, not a best-of-the-last three years feature. But that’s what you get when you let the readers do the rankings online.”

Okay. Fair enough. But, like I said, get ready for the top four. And remember: SaRenna, Danni, Lorna and Kerry didn’t exactly make their debuts yesterday. They all debuted in the 1990s.

Of course, sometimes, people can’t help but show their fangs, which happened yesterday when Leanne Crow came in at No. 8. Wrote Chuck, “In my humble opinion, to have a model who has never shown pink and never done a b/g scene and is put number 9 in the all time models of SCORE for the last 20 years says one thing…RIGGED! And don’t go talkin about how beautiful she is cause several models placed after her are better looking and definitely show a whole lot more. I’d be willing to bet a Yankee dollar that Ashley Sage Ellison will wind up in the top 5. Gotta take care of them English models, right?”

Well, Chuck, as for Ashley Sage Ellison, you owe us a Yankee dollar. Ashley wasn’t on the “20 for 20″ ballot.

As for your accusation that the whole thing was rigged…well, Chuck, if it was rigged, SaRenna Lee would’ve been in the top three.

Anyway, gentlemen and ladies, keep commenting like gentlemen and ladies. This party has been a blast, and we still have eight days to go!




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