When you pick up a copy of SCORE (or browse the on-line version at SCORELAND), do you expect to like every single pictorial? And if you don’t like every single pictorial, will you swear to never buy another issue or subscribe for another month?
I’m praying that your answer to both questions is “No.” Because if it’s not, I’m in trouble.
Back when I was a magazine buyer (as opposed to the editor of SCORE), I was willing to fork over my money for a mag if there was just one pictorial that I knew would get me off over and over again. Back then, I figured five or six dollars was a small price to pay for a half-dozen or more quality jacks. And if an issue had three or four pictorials that got me off, it was a keeper. An all-time great.
Because let’s face it: Even though we’re all big-boob lovers here, we all have different tastes in boobs, girls, bodies, etc. And the odds of every single reader/member being satisfied with every single pictorial in a particular issue are…well, I probably have a better shot at hitting the lottery. The big one.
I started buying SCORE and Voluptuous sight unseen because I could depend on every single issue having at least two, three or more girls who wouldn’t get me down. And that was enough. I mean, even back then, I knew that SCORE wasn’t my own, personal magazine. It wasn’t published just for me, a focus group of one.
And now that I’m the editor of SCORE, I can’t put a girl in the mag just because I like her. I have to be pretty certain that a lot of readers will like her, too. Not every reader. A lot of them. But I know that satisfying everybody with every pictorial will be impossible.
One day, I got this letter from B.P. of Toronto, Ontario: “I was a little disappointed in the girls you selected for the bikini pictorial in the August issue. They were all in the huge, super-breasted category. To me, what makes a great bikini girl is not just the way her tits look but also her legs, waist and overall physique. I agree with your choice of Tiffany Towers, but Tawny Peaks? C’mon! She has big tits, but there are SCORE Girls with smaller tits who look better in a bikini.”
But then, the next day, I got this via email: “Re: bikini contest. Although they are all extremely hot I have to vote for Tawny Peaks. She defines a sexy woman.”
So, one guy doesn’t think Tawny Peaks shouldn’t be anywhere near a bikini contest, and the next guy thinks she’s the definition of a SCORE bikini girl.
One guy thinks Ashley Sage Ellison is perfect. The next guy threatens to cancel his subscription if we ever run another photo of Ashley.
And then, when we run another photo of Ashley, and the second guy accuses us of not listening to the readers.
Some readers want us to reject any model who won’t fuck, no matter how stacked she is. Other readers don’t want to see any cock in the magazine. How can you please both? You can’t. It’s impossible.
Here’s an excerpt from a letter I ran in the January 2011 issue of SCORE. It’s from Ed of Iowa: “I love naturals: naturally busty and naturally beautiful (as opposed to skinny girls smuggling basketballs). There is definitely nothing wrong with beauties such as Ashley Sage Ellison, Karina Hart or Christy Marks in either magazine. It’s when you feature models like Minka, Lexxi Tyler or Danielle Derek that I have no interest in. Wasted pages that could have decent photo layouts.”
Do you see that? He’s criticizing Minka, one of the most-requested models of all-time! If I go three issues without putting Minka in SCORE, I’m sure to get the “Where’s Minka?” letters and emails.
But then there was this recent Blog comment from J.P. regarding my posting, “Five (and many more) very good reasons the breast of times is now.” “Sorry, Dave, but I totally disagree. Although Miosotis is my favorite of the bunch (and I think Christy Marks is totally overrated), I don’t think any single one of these girls holds a candle to the slim and stacked girls of the 90s. It has nothing to do with nostalgia. SCORE is about HUGE BOOBS, real or enhanced. Enhanced ones are just as good in my opinion.”
Anyway, the purpose of this posting is to 1.) Let you know how we go about doing things and 2.) Let you know that we are listening. We’re always listening. But listening and doing exactly what every reader says are two completely different things. The former is something we do every day. The latter is impossible. Fortunately, keeping every reader and member satisfied isn’t impossible. It’s a matter of getting the recipe right. Using the proper ingredients. And that’s both the challenge and the fun part.
So you keep letting us know what you want. And we’ll keep on sorting this whole thing out…even if, sometimes, it’s enough to drive an editor crazy!
Danielle Derek: “I’m a dancer. Being flexible is a job requirement. I can do splits and I can do things with my legs.”
Minka: “I remember in Hawaii, when I was working at a club, I was with Tawny Peaks. We were walking down the street, and we were wearing tiny bikinis, and a guy was driving a moped. And he hit into a pole and got knocked out!”
Annette Christianson: “My favorite time modeling was in Portugal. Lorna Morgan, Kerry Marie and other girls were there. We all stayed in the same house. It was like a holiday.”
Delotta Brown: “I’m double-jointed in the hips. I can roll back and I can straddle. It’s very helpful when I’m fucking.”
On Tiger Woods: “Look at Tiger Woods! It doesn’t matter how much money a man has, his brain is not up HERE. A man’s brain is down THERE. ”
On competitive tennis: “Last year when I was at the National Games in tennis, the other girls were saying, ‘You are a porn star. How can you play tennis?’ I said, ‘Don’t worry. I’ll kick your ass!’ And in the final game, they looked at me like they thought they were better than me, and I said, ‘You look at my boobs. You wish you had my boobs. Now I’m going to kick your ass!’ And I killed them all.”
On women in public: “Women are laughing all the time, but men love it. It doesn’t matter how old they are. The women say, ‘Oooooh, that’s disgusting.’ But I say, ‘You wish you had this.’ The men love it. What women think, I don’t care.”
This Monday, check out Minka’s SCORE interview and Miami photos. Maximum Minka on DVD is currently #14 at the eBoobStore and on the Most Watched list at SCOREOnDemand. She really can kick some ass.
Posted by Elliot James on May 27, 2010 in Behind the Scenes, Boobs in the News, Deep Inside Scoreland, New DVD Releases
Minka fans, this DVD is an absolute must-own, and I say that as someone who’s been with SCORE since 1993. Maximum Minka is the story of the world’s biggest-chested Asian star, beginning in 1994 and concluding with her most current vid. From her first mag cover (October ’94) through three Boob Cruises and many SCORE events and projects. Model, porn star, dancer, and a racquet-whipping tennis champion as well, Minka’s career longevity is proof of her popularity and her dedication to the world of fantasy super-boobs.
Order your copy today. You’ll want to start watching it right away. It’s over three hours with lots of new, terrific footage, including home movies and Minka on the streets of South Beach, and it’s personally hosted by Minka. This is not just a bunch of scenes on a DVD. Minka spent the day at SCORE talking about her life and career, and it’s all in here.
Posted by Elliot James on May 2, 2010 in Interviews
In this excerpt from an in-depth interview with Minka on SCORELAND, the world’s #1 Asian tit-queen happily discusses her favorite oral technique for pleasing the man-staff. Since Minka’s been blowing ’em down at SCORE since 1994, she’s certainly qualified to dispense her expertise in this important department. I think Minka should be teaching sexology at a university. Even the Kinsey Institute could benefit from her knowledge and experience. I can see it now. A large classroom of two hundred rapt students listening intently to Minka lecture about tit screwing, cock blowing and fucking. I guarantee you that few classrooms and lecture circuits have hosted an instructor as exotic and skillful as Minka. There wouldn’t be a dry seat in the house. Oprah, Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz, The Doctors…they trot out these so-called sex experts who learned everything they know about sexology from textbooks and sex advice columns in free newspapers. They should be booking Minka instead. Can’t you see Minka and Oprah together on TV? I can. She’s got some huge credentials and she’s so horny. I mean Minka; I don’t know about Oprah. Roll the videotape!
A few facts about the girl in this video:
1. Her tits are 36KKK naturals. Yes, I said 36KKK. Yes, I said naturals. By comparison, Minka has KK-cups, and they’re not natural.
2. Her waist measurement is only 28 inches.
3. Here at SCORE, we have something called “The 20 Club.” It’s for models whose chest measurement is at least 20 inches larger than their waist measurement. As you can guess, it’s a very exclusive club. Most of its members are augmented. This girl is natural, and she enters the Club with a 22.
4. She fucks, too.
5. She’s making her SCORELAND debut next Friday.
6. If she spoke English, you might catch her singing, “It’s my own sun that’s upon your face! The sun, my own sun. It’s upon your face! It’s upon your face!”
I wish those tits were upon my face.
And that’s all I have to say on the matter. For now.
Posted by Elliot James on Mar 13, 2010 in Confessions, Deep Inside Scoreland, Life With Big Tits, Tits in Tight Tops
I like the simple pleasures in life. That includes activities with the SCORELAND Girls. Walking. Jogging. Dressing. Riding a bike. Driving. I especially like dressing room photos and vids. The simple act of a girl dressing or undressing makes me very happy. Slipping an extremely tight tank-top over 44 inches of heavenly breasts. Struggling to cover a sexy bubble-butt with a pair of booty shorts. The little inch-by-inch wiggling as she works to put on that skin tight tube-dress.
The final few jiggles of her boobs to settle them comfortably into her brassiere cups. The many unique ways a model can put on her bra, like last week’s Karla James video. Slipping into high heels, which gives them that little arch in the small of their backs and pushes their tushies out. The forward bend-over to slip on panties. I liked how Karen Fisher hooked her bra in the front at her waist, then spun the bra around to slip her tits into the cups. One of my favorite SCORE pictorials was a reverse-strip by Dixie Bubbles in January 1999. Instead of the usual undressing set, Dixie got out out of bed and dressed to leave the house.
I don’t think I could trust myself to own my own lingerie store. I’d wind up putting cameras and peep-holes in the dressing booths, and I’d get into trouble when someone found out. So I don’t need to see all kinds of insane shit to get a boner and that endorphin brain rush. Just give me the right girls in a dressing room or shower and I’m satisfied. The simple things in life work for me.
Posted by Maria on Jan 29, 2010 in Behind the Scenes, Confessions, Cummin Soon, Interviews, The Life of an Editor
Alright…so there are some models that you see around our offices and you say, “Oh, it’s her,” and then you sort of stare for a second or two and that’s that. Then there are models who you see and you go, “HOLY SHIT!” and you start following her, not because you mean to, but because your feet are moving on their own accord. The former is the kind of model that Minka is.
I have seen Minka briefly a few times while I’ve worked here.
The first time was the day I came to interview at The SCORE Group all those years ago. You can imagine what it was like. I was nervous and getting my game face on while walking up to the building, and then, all of a sudden, the door swings open and out comes Minka in a robe and rollers. You CANNOT imagine what my face looked like. I think I mouthed the words “HOLY SHIT” upon the visual assault her melons launched against my eyeballs. (Which were probably popping out of my head!) Needless to say, I landed the job, but that night I distinctly remember going home, and while everyone wanted to hear about my new job, all I could do was say, “I saw this pretty, Asian woman there and her tits were bigger than my HEAD!” over and over to whoever would listen. lol
The second time I saw her was when she was here to film a few hardcore scenes a while back. I walked into the studio and was talking to a BootyLicious model when Minka came up to me and said, “You have big boobs!” and sort of perused my rack while I sat there in awe and shock and a generally dumbfounded state.
The third time was today when Dave screamed at me from the studio, across our Creative Room and said,”Maria! Come in here! Run! Fast!” And when I skedaddled over, he introduced me to Minka. Yes, I was face to face with the Asian wonder, and boy was I tongue-tied. Minka’s ginormous chesticles stunned me into silence. I think I may have said one or two semi-spaztastic things before they ushered me away from her boobliness so I wouldn’t make more of a fool of myself.
“Wow!” I thought. “I fucking blew it!”
But then I thought…”How many people get to meet Minka? Dude. I need to go in there and redeem myself. I need to let her know that I can say more than just Minka and tits and drool.” So, I summoned up some courage and some brass cojones and busted back into the studio, interrupted Dave and Elliot’s interview with Minka and did a blog video. Two good things came of that. The first is that Minka was very nice and even took a pic with me after where she rested her hand on my heinie!!!! (OMG!)
The second is that Dave spilled the beans about an upcoming ULTIMATE MINKA DVD. Yeah! Awesome, eh? (Keep an eye out!) I know you die-hard Minka fans will love it!
All I can say is, see what happens when you don’t give up? I’ll let you go now so I can go sing “The Impossible Dream” from Man of La Mancha at the top of my lungs around the office. lol Enjoy the video and the shot of Minka and I. (I look short and flat-chested next to her, which is kind of funny, but her boobs are really as big as my head, so there is no way my rack would look impressive at all next to that.)
Posted by Elliot James on Jan 26, 2010 in Interviews
According to a 2008 Cosmopolitan magazine survey, 42% of the people surveyed like having sex inside a car. A “FemaleFirst” survey of women in the United Kingdom was a lot more detailed. 60% admitted to having sex while their partner was driving. 19% said they lost their virginity in the back seat, 4% said they’ve been caught by police and 14% said the threat and fear of discovery made their orgasms a lot more intense.
My question for several SCORELAND Girls was, “Have you ever had sex in a car, and do you like it?”
The answers ranged from mild (Paola Rios) to completely wild (Annina). Annina says she likes sex outside the car so she can be watched like it’s a show. Living conditions play a big factor in the auto-erotic world. The car-sex connection is not as strong for girls who live in crowded areas with little privacy as it is for girls who live in the country or in less hectic surburban areas.
Angel Gee: “Many times. I’ve done it in the back seat, I’ve done it in the front seat. I like it better in the car than I do in the bedroom. I just feel more free. Bedroom sex is just so plain and same-old, same-old.”
Annina: “It was with three guys outside in a parking lot near the highway, and there were 10 men watching us. I don’t know who the 10 men were, but they were watching us having sex in front of the car, and it was great. I started by giving all three of themblow jobs while they took turns fingering my pussy, then one of them fucked my pussy on the top of the car while I blew the other two, then they took turns in my ass and my pussy, and when one of the men wasn’t in my ass or pussy, I was giving him a blow job. So I had men in my mouth, ass and pussy at all times, and these 10 men were just watching us.”
April McKenzie: “I guess the wildest thing I’ve done was have sex in the back of my car. It was really late at night at an apartment complex. Oh, my heart was pounding! I was afraid someone might walk outside and catch us, but they didn’t. I think that added to the excitement, though.”
Jade Feng: “I’ve tried it, but the car has to have enough room to get crazy.”
Kylee Nash: “Only when parked, since I like to be the driver.”
Christy Marks: “Sure. I live in a rural part of Pennsylvania and a lot of people fuck in their cars and trucks when the weather is nice.”
Morgan Leigh: “A few times. It’s fun but a little tricky sometimes.”
Paola Rios: “It depends on the car and the locations. I don’t want to get caught or be seen.”
From the girls who do XXX, who would I like to see most in a car-sex pictorial? Christy’s already done one, although it was outside a taxi cab. Summer Sinn, Alanna Ackerman, Minka, Annina, Brandy Dean, Alexis Silver, Brandy Talore, Cherry Brady and Daylene Rio top my wish list. In a sedan or a convertible, not a van. And not a Smart Car!