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The ultimate male fantasy

Posted by Elliot James on Dec 24, 2010 in New at Scoreland, newcomers

What’s the ultimate male fantasy? Surveys, polls, questionaires and more all point to the main event, the threesome fuck party of one man with two hot girls who attend to his every whim and desire. It’s No. 1 on the wish list of the average guy. And that kind of threesome is in store for you in SCORELAND tomorrow. Fresh from their Xmas party in “SCOREtv Holiday Edition,” Kelly Christiansen and Karen Fisher put their bad selves together and jump the bone of a SCORE reader in a XXX three-way boobapalooza. We don’t shoot girl-girl-guy threesomes in SCORELAND that often.  I can think of Kayla and Minka, Linsey and Veronika, Christy Marks and Cassandra Calogera sharing the bone. When Karen and Kelly met and hit it off in the studio, their chemistry made the decision. They really got into it! It must have been that mistletoe.

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And Sunday, Beshine’s first SCORE video introduces us to the pretty German blonde that no bra made by mankind can contain. She’s the talk of the super-sized breast world, especially in Europe. Great looking girls doing nice things to one man-pole and an eager newcomer with super-hooters. The holiday weekend is really shaping up. It truly is the most wonderful time of the year.

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Announcing the finalists for the 2010 SCORE Awards. Don’t cry when you see the names of two of the Hall of Fame nominees.

Posted by Dave on Oct 21, 2010 in Boob Watch, Boobs in the News, newcomers
Is Nicole Peters' rack Hall of Fame worthy?

Is Nicole Peters' rack Hall of Fame worthy?

Crystal is a former Newcomer of the Year and Model of the Year. Is the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame in her future?

Crystal is a former Newcomer of the Year and Model of the Year. Is the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame in her future?

The January ’11 issue of SCORE isn’t officially scheduled to go on sale until November 2, but apparently, the issue has already found its way into several readers’ hands. That’s not surprising. Our subscriber fulfillment department mails out issues as soon as they get them, and many retailers don’t wait until the official on-sale date to put the latest mag on the racks (which is why you sometimes see more than one issue of SCORE or Voluptuous for sale at the same time).

Anyway, the reason I know the January ’11 issue is on-sale is that it’s our annual awards issue, and votes for 2010 Newcomer of the Year, 2010 Model of the Year and the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame are already starting to pour in. Voting will start in the members area of SCORELAND sometime in mid-November.

So, since the proverbial cat is already out of the proverbial bag, here are the finalists in each category.

Newcomer of the Year: Alexa, Angelina Castro, Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Kaytee Carter, Kelly Christiansen, Miosotis, Shione Cooper and Taylor Steele.

Model of the Year: Angel Gee, Annina, Ashley Sage Ellison, Christy Marks, Daphne Rosen, Daylene Rio, Eva Notty, Indianna Jaymes, Janet Jade, Karina Hart, Maggie Green, Merilyn Sakova, Minka, Morgan Leigh and Natalie Fiore.

Big-Boob Hall of Fame: Alyssa Alps, Autumn-Jade, Casey James, Cindy Cupps, Crystal Gunns, Dawn Stone, Diane Poppos, Inesse, Julia Miles and Nicole Peters.

FYI, a model must have appeared in SCORE during the 2010 publishing year to be eligible for the Newcomer and Model awards. A model must have retired to be eligible for the Big-Boob Hall of Fame. So, yes, that’s the bad news regarding Nicole Peters and Crystal Gunns.

One more FYI: Eagle-eyed boob men will realize that Angelina Castro debuted in 2009 and is somehow eligible for 2010 Newcomer of the Year. That’s because the difference between Angelina now (super-sized) and Angelina then is so drastic, by all intents and purposes, she’s a newcomer.

Got a problem with that?

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You can’t please all of the people all of the time, but you sure can try!

Posted by Dave on Oct 8, 2010 in Behind the Scenes, The Life of an Editor
Tawny Peaks is one of the greatest SCORE Girls ever…depending upon who you ask.

Tawny Peaks is one of the greatest SCORE Girls ever…depending upon who you ask.

When you pick up a copy of SCORE (or browse the on-line version at SCORELAND), do you expect to like every single pictorial? And if you don’t like every single pictorial, will you swear to never buy another issue or subscribe for another month?

I’m praying that your answer to both questions is “No.” Because if it’s not, I’m in trouble.

Back when I was a magazine buyer (as opposed to the editor of SCORE), I was willing to fork over my money for a mag if there was just one pictorial that I knew would get me off over and over again. Back then, I figured five or six dollars was a small price to pay for a half-dozen or more quality jacks. And if an issue had three or four pictorials that got me off, it was a keeper. An all-time great.

Because let’s face it: Even though we’re all big-boob lovers here, we all have different tastes in boobs, girls, bodies, etc. And the odds of every single reader/member being satisfied with every single pictorial in a particular issue are…well, I probably have a better shot at hitting the lottery. The big one.

I started buying SCORE and Voluptuous sight unseen because I could depend on every single issue having at least two, three or more girls who wouldn’t get me down. And that was enough. I mean, even back then, I knew that SCORE wasn’t my own, personal magazine. It wasn’t published just for me, a focus group of one.

And now that I’m the editor of SCORE, I can’t put a girl in the mag just because I like her. I have to be pretty certain that a lot of readers will like her, too. Not every reader. A lot of them. But I know that satisfying everybody with every pictorial will be impossible.

Ashley Sage Ellison always seems to be at the center of controversy. I'd rather stare at her tits than argue.

Ashley Sage Ellison always seems to be at the center of controversy. I'd rather stare at her tits than argue.

One day, I got this letter from B.P. of Toronto, Ontario: “I was a little disappointed in the girls you selected for the bikini pictorial in the August issue. They were all in the huge, super-breasted category. To me, what makes a great bikini girl is not just the way her tits look but also her legs, waist and overall physique. I agree with your choice of Tiffany Towers, but Tawny Peaks? C’mon! She has big tits, but there are SCORE Girls with smaller tits who look better in a bikini.”

But then, the next day, I got this via email: “Re: bikini contest. Although they are all extremely hot I have to vote for Tawny Peaks. She defines a sexy woman.”

So, one guy doesn’t think Tawny Peaks shouldn’t be anywhere near a bikini contest, and the next guy thinks she’s the definition of a SCORE bikini girl.

One guy thinks Ashley Sage Ellison is perfect. The next guy threatens to cancel his subscription if we ever run another photo of Ashley.

And then, when we run another photo of Ashley, and the second guy accuses us of not listening to the readers.

Some readers want us to reject any model who won’t fuck, no matter how stacked she is. Other readers don’t want to see any cock in the magazine. How can you please both? You can’t. It’s impossible.

I could stop running pictures of Minka in SCORE. But then I'd have to go looking for a new job.

I could stop running pictures of Minka in SCORE. But then I'd have to go looking for a new job.

Here’s an excerpt from a letter I ran in the January 2011 issue of SCORE. It’s from Ed of Iowa: “I love naturals: naturally busty and naturally beautiful (as opposed to skinny girls smuggling basketballs). There is definitely nothing wrong with beauties such as Ashley Sage Ellison, Karina Hart or Christy Marks in either magazine. It’s when you feature models like Minka, Lexxi Tyler or Danielle Derek that I have no interest in. Wasted pages that could have decent photo layouts.”

Do you see that? He’s criticizing Minka, one of the most-requested models of all-time! If I go three issues without putting Minka in SCORE, I’m sure to get the “Where’s Minka?” letters and emails.

But then there was this recent Blog comment from J.P. regarding my posting, “Five (and many more) very good reasons the breast of times is now.” “Sorry, Dave, but I totally disagree. Although Miosotis is my favorite of the bunch (and I think Christy Marks is totally overrated), I don’t think any single one of these girls holds a candle to the slim and stacked girls of the 90s. It has nothing to do with nostalgia. SCORE is about HUGE BOOBS, real or enhanced. Enhanced ones are just as good in my opinion.”

Anyway, the purpose of this posting is to 1.) Let you know how we go about doing things and 2.) Let you know that we are listening. We’re always listening. But listening and doing exactly what every reader says are two completely different things. The former is something we do every day. The latter is impossible. Fortunately, keeping every reader and member satisfied isn’t impossible. It’s a matter of getting the recipe right. Using the proper ingredients. And that’s both the challenge and the fun part.

So you keep letting us know what you want. And we’ll keep on sorting this whole thing out…even if, sometimes, it’s enough to drive an editor crazy!

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Tits their Birthday. They bring the cakes.

Posted by Elliot James on Sep 7, 2010 in birthdays, Boobs in the News
Danielle Derek born Sept. 7.

Danielle Derek born Sept. 7.

Minka born Sept. 7.
Minka born Sept. 7.
Annette Christianson born Sept. 7.
Annette Christianson born Sept. 7.
Delotta Brown born Sept. 7.
Delotta Brown born Sept. 7.

Danielle Derek: “I’m a dancer. Being flexible is a job requirement. I can do splits and I can do things with my legs.”

Minka: “I remember in Hawaii, when I was working at a club, I was with Tawny Peaks. We were walking down the street, and we were wearing tiny bikinis, and a guy was driving a moped. And he hit into a pole and got knocked out!”

Annette Christianson: “My favorite time modeling was in Portugal. Lorna Morgan, Kerry Marie and other girls were there. We all stayed in the same house. It was like a holiday.”

Delotta Brown: “I’m double-jointed in the hips. I can roll back and I can straddle. It’s very helpful when I’m fucking.”

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The mind of Tiger Woods and other subjects according to Minka

Posted by Elliot James on Aug 29, 2010 in Behind the Scenes, Boobs in the News, Interviews
Minka lives in Vegas but Miami Beach suits her too.

Minka lives in Vegas but Miami Beach suits her too.

On Tiger Woods: “Look at Tiger Woods! It doesn’t matter how much money a man has, his brain is not up HERE. A man’s brain is down THERE. ”

On competitive tennis: “Last year when I was at the National Games in tennis, the other girls were saying, ‘You are a porn star. How can you play tennis?’ I said, ‘Don’t worry. I’ll kick your ass!’ And in the final game, they looked at me like they thought they were better than me, and I said, ‘You look at my boobs. You wish you had my boobs. Now I’m going to kick your ass!’ And I killed them all.”

On women in public: “Women are laughing all the time, but men love it. It doesn’t matter how old they are. The women say, ‘Oooooh, that’s disgusting.’  But I say, ‘You wish you had this.’  The men love it. What women think, I don’t care.”

This Monday, check out Minka’s SCORE interview and Miami photos. Maximum Minka on DVD is currently #14 at the eBoobStore and on the Most Watched list at SCOREOnDemand. She really can kick some ass.

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Boob Bloopers Part Drei

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 9, 2010 in Boob Bloopers
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Maximum Minka: only 16 years in the making

Posted by Elliot James on May 27, 2010 in Behind the Scenes, Boobs in the News, Deep Inside Scoreland, New DVD Releases
Minka+SCORE=Boob Magic

Minka+SCORE=Boob Magic

Some stylin' for the hostess before the camera rolls.

Some stylin' for the hostess before the camera rolls.

Minka fans, this DVD is an absolute must-own, and I say that as someone who’s been with SCORE since 1993. Maximum Minka is the story of the world’s biggest-chested Asian star, beginning in 1994 and concluding with her most current vid. From her first mag cover (October ’94) through three Boob Cruises and many SCORE events and projects. Model, porn star, dancer, and a racquet-whipping tennis champion as well, Minka’s career longevity is proof of her popularity and her dedication to the world of fantasy super-boobs.

Order your copy today. You’ll want to start watching it right away. It’s over three hours with lots of new, terrific footage, including home movies and Minka on the streets of South Beach, and it’s personally hosted by Minka. This is not just a bunch of scenes on a DVD. Minka spent the day at SCORE talking about her life and career, and it’s all in here.

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Mouth worship according to Minka

Posted by Elliot James on May 2, 2010 in Interviews

In this excerpt from an in-depth interview with Minka on SCORELAND, the world’s #1 Asian tit-queen happily discusses her favorite oral technique for pleasing the man-staff. Since Minka’s been blowing ’em down at SCORE since 1994, she’s certainly qualified to dispense her expertise in this important department. I think Minka should be teaching sexology at a university. Even the Kinsey Institute could benefit from her knowledge and experience. I can see it now. A large classroom of two hundred rapt students listening intently to Minka lecture about tit screwing, cock blowing and fucking. I guarantee you that few classrooms and lecture circuits have hosted an instructor as exotic and skillful as Minka. There wouldn’t be a dry seat in the house. Oprah, Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz, The Doctors…they trot out these so-called sex experts who learned everything they know about sexology from textbooks and sex advice columns in free newspapers. They should be booking Minka instead. Can’t you see Minka and Oprah together on TV? I can. She’s got some huge credentials and she’s so horny. I mean Minka; I don’t know about Oprah. Roll the videotape!

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Who do these dancing tits belong to?

Posted by Dave on Apr 23, 2010 in Boob Watch, Cummin Soon, newcomers, Tit Tricks
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A few facts about the girl in this video:

1. Her tits are 36KKK naturals. Yes, I said 36KKK. Yes, I said naturals. By comparison, Minka has KK-cups, and they’re not natural.

2. Her waist measurement is only 28 inches.

3. Here at SCORE, we have something called “The 20 Club.” It’s for models whose chest measurement is at least 20 inches larger than their waist measurement. As you can guess, it’s a very exclusive club. Most of its members are augmented. This girl is natural, and she enters the Club with a 22.

4. She fucks, too.

5. She’s making her SCORELAND debut next Friday.

6. If she spoke English, you might catch her singing, “It’s my own sun that’s upon your face! The sun, my own sun. It’s upon your face! It’s upon your face!”

I wish those tits were upon my face.

And that’s all I have to say on the matter. For now.

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The bust things in life are the simple things

Posted by Elliot James on Mar 13, 2010 in Confessions, Deep Inside Scoreland, Life With Big Tits, Tits in Tight Tops
Maria Moore loves those high heels.

Maria Moore loves those high heels.

I like the simple pleasures in life. That includes activities with the SCORELAND Girls. Walking. Jogging. Dressing. Riding a bike. Driving. I especially like dressing room photos and vids. The simple act of a girl dressing or undressing makes me very happy. Slipping an extremely tight tank-top over 44 inches of heavenly breasts. Struggling to cover a sexy bubble-butt with a pair of booty shorts. The little inch-by-inch wiggling as she works to put on that skin tight tube-dress.

Karen Fisher puts on her bra.

Karen Fisher puts on her bra.

I could watch Minka change all day.

I could watch Minka change all day.

The final few jiggles of her boobs to settle them comfortably into her brassiere cups. The many unique ways a model can put on her bra, like last week’s Karla James video. Slipping into high heels, which gives them that little arch in the small of their backs and pushes their tushies out. The forward bend-over to slip on panties. I liked how Karen Fisher hooked her bra in the front at her waist, then spun the bra around to slip her tits into the cups. One of my favorite SCORE pictorials was a reverse-strip by Dixie Bubbles in January 1999. Instead of the usual undressing set, Dixie got out out of bed and dressed to leave the house.

Southern charmer Dixie Bubbles

Southern charmer Dixie Bubbles

I don’t think I could trust myself to own my own lingerie store. I’d wind up putting cameras and peep-holes  in the dressing booths, and I’d get into trouble when someone found out. So I don’t need to see all kinds of insane shit to get a boner and that endorphin brain rush. Just give me the right girls in a dressing room or shower and I’m satisfied. The simple things in life work for me.

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