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When Smiley Emma smiles, the whole world smiles with her

Posted by Elliot James on Jan 18, 2017 in XLGirls

The saying “Smile and the world smiles with you” definitely applies to XL Girl Smiley Emma.

That beaming smile and her Canadian cans make anyone smile, and if they don’t smile, there is no hope for them.

“I’m genuinely nice, easy to talk to and I am very silly,” said Emma.

“I think my best features are my smile and my boobs.” You don’t know which one, boobs or smile, to look at first.

Roxee Robinson is from Canada, too. It’s about time Canada invaded XL Girls. We welcome these plush invaders.

Tomorrow: Mya Blair. She’s not Canadian but her cans are colossal.

Emma has a nice bush to go with her Canadian cans.

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A girl Don Quixote would jack to

Posted by Elliot James on Dec 22, 2016 in Behind the Scenes, New at Scoreland

Dulcinea made her debut at XLGirls.com in late 2014. She dropped out of sight after appearing in solo and hardcore scenes. Her last XL Girls scene was in April of 2015.

Dulcinea recently contacted us and said she wanted to model again. During the past year, Dulcinea changed her diet and worked out more. Now she’s a SCORELAND Girl.

“Honestly, I’m totally freaking out!” Dulcinea told me. “Being on SCORELAND has been a huge goal of mine since I was first in the studio. Once I found Micky Bells and saw that she had crossed over, I was completely committed. Don’t get me wrong. I loved being in XL Girls and I think I was just as sexy as a plumper, but there was something about being a SCORE Girl that I just couldn’t shake. Then, late last year, I got super-motivated. I promised myself I’d get healthier and, as a result, I lost over 50 pounds! I was fitted for a bra recently, though, and I measured as a 34HH. I thought it was crazy that after losing 50 pounds, my cup size stayed the same!”

Dulcinea debuts today at SCORELAND.

Dulcinea returns for new hardcore in two weeks.

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A new girl who has a lot to smile about

Emma is smiling because she knows you're staring at her rack.

This is the SCORELAND Blog, so we tend to get SCORELAND-focused around here. But I’m a regular visitor to XLGirls.com, too, and if you love big, natural tits, there isn’t a better place to go.

These days, I’m smiling. I’m smiling because of a newcomer named Smiley Emma who has huge naturals, a plush body and a hairy pussy. As you can tell by her name, she smiles a lot. Emma is from Western Canada, and she told us that if time were frozen for 24 hours, “I would walk around naked outside without worrying about the police and go skinny dipping in a random pool.”

Would somebody please freeze time for 24 hours?

There are now three photo/video pairs of Emma at XLGirls.com plus a video interview plus a bonus video in which she tries on bras.

“I’m generally nice and easy to talk to and am very silly,” Emma said.

Her best attributes? “My smile and my boobs.”

I could have told you that.

 

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Today is Thanksgiving. Who’s cooking?

Posted by Elliot James on Nov 24, 2016 in Holidays, New at Scoreland

Our kind of food network.

Today at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com, two of the popular girls spend some quality time in the kitchen.

At SCORELAND, we have Alexya and her culinary cleavage taking over.

At XL Girls, newcomer Nila Mason whips up something tasty.

The turkeys are missing, and that’s a good thing.

Both girls have a method of food handling that is not only approved, it’s encouraged. They juice their bodies the right way.

This is our version of a TV food channel.

On this day, we give thanks for all of the big-boobed girls who have spent quality time in our Hall of Hooters.

Nila Mason knows how to whip things up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Another trip down mammary lane: Remembering Laura Bailey and Sarah Mercury

Laura Bailey

Sarah Mercury

Back in the early 2000′s, we had a couple of tried-and-true formulas for Voluptuous and XL Girls magazines.

If we wanted to turn an issue of Vmag into a guaranteed newsstand sellout, we put Sarah Mercury on the cover. Sarah was from Boston, Massachusetts, she only shot for us, she never shot hardcore and she was as sure a sure thing as there ever was for Vmag. Of course, we couldn’t put Sarah on the cover of every issue. That would’ve caused the formula to lose its effectiveness…at least we thought it would have. Maybe not.

For XL Girls, the go-to girl was the great British babe Laura Bailey. I’ll never forget the time Laura was planning to get married but called off the wedding when her groom-to-be asked her to lose weight. What a jerk. We told the story in the magazines, and never have we received more letters. Our readers were absolutely pillorying Laura’s ex-fiance. The line of guys ready to step up and marry Laura could’ve wound through all of England.

There are lots of photos and videos of Laura Bailey deep inside XLGirls.com and SCORELAND. Sarah, who visited our studio twice in 2000, never shot video, but she has plenty of photos at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com, too.

That guy made the biggest mistake of his life by not loving Laura for who she is. I hope he’s married to a skinny chick with no tits.

Isn’t there some famous guy who said a flat-chested girl can’t be a 10?

Okay, don’t get me started.

 

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Cat Bangles tries out her water wings

Posted by Elliot James on Nov 2, 2016 in Behind the Scenes, Confessions

“After becoming a model, I’ve become more self-confident,” Cat Bangles explained.

“I was always very sexual, really sexual and open-minded in sex. I watch all of my SCORELAND and XL Girls scenes and I really like to hear myself moan. I think about what I’ve done when I’m home in Boston and I always look forward to going back to Miami. I kinda look at it as my home away from home.”

New Cat at XLGirls.com today. A sunny day on a floatie in a pool overlooking the Miami skyline. Life is good for Cat and for tits & ass lovers.

Cats do like water.

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Lila Payne is always on the brain

Posted by Elliot James on Oct 27, 2016 in New at Scoreland

A huge-boobed girl making a sundae on her naked tits hasn’t become an Internet sensation yet, but who cares?

You’ve got Australian super-vixen Lila Payne for that, and she does it so well.

Other models also feel what Lila has to offer.

“I have a massive crush on Lila Payne,” Tiggle Bitties told me. “Every single thing I’ve seen from her is imbued with grace and poise. She is an incredibly sexy woman.”

You said a mouthful, Tiggle.

Today at SCORELAND.

Sweet, creamy goodness.

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Seeing is believing with newcomer Mya Blair

Posted by Dave on Oct 5, 2016 in Hardcore XXX, newcomers, Other SCORE Group websites, XLGirls

Newcomer Mya Blair is ready to take it down.

If you saw only this photo of DDD-cup XLGirls.com newcomer Mya Blair, you might say, “She’s a head sucker.”

But nothing could be further from the truth. Mya is the opposite of head sucker. She’s a gagger. She sucks cock down to the balls and then tries to get more. Every inch of a dude’s cock can be stuffed down Mya’s throat and she still gets her tongue out to lick the balls. Mya loves to gag on cock. She forces herself to gag on cock.

“I learned most of my skills from watching porn,” Mya said. “I remember before I gave my first BJ, I was really nervous about not knowing what to do, so I watched porn and used what I saw to kinda teach myself. I guess it paid off.”

I guess it did. Check out Mya gagging on cock and getting fucked in her first XXX scene at XLGirls.com.

 

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My oh Mya, you have to see the tits and mouth on newcomer Mya Blair

Mya could teach some girls a thing or two about sucking cock.

Today, a great new girl with DDD-cup naturals and a deep throat makes her debut at XLGirls.com.

Yes, I said a deep throat. I know because I saw her sucking cock when I interviewed her. Not only did she get all of our stud’s cock in her mouth but she got her tongue out, too, to lick the balls. That’s a special skill not every girl has, especially a girl who’s only 22. She also likes to gag on cock. I know that because I saw it, too: She forced herself to gag on the stud’s cock. Then he did the nose plug on her, and she didn’t back off at all. She just kept on sucking.

Her name: Mya Blair. She’s from the Carolinas (born in North, lives in South). She did it all when she was in our studio. She even got ass-fucked by two guys.

But, first, today, we get to know her better with a solo pictorial and video.  Elliot has Mya’s first XXX scheduled for September 30th.

Coming soon to SCORELAND: brand-new Minka and Danielle Derek. We hadn’t seen either of them in a long time. I was sure Danielle had retired. Danielle hasn’t shot for anyone in years, but it was like she had never left. Danielle was deep-throating and taking it up the ass like she’d never left.

Minka: Looks great. Her new stuff goes up at SCORELAND next Saturday, September 10th.

 

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Feel the Payne at SCORELAND

Posted by Elliot James on Jul 28, 2016 in New at Scoreland

It’s time for your Lila Payne fix. The withdrawal symptoms should have kicked in by now.

Lila’s choice of bosomy look is the kind of breast-thrusting outfits full-boobed girls wear at Renaissance fairs. She’s definitely the kind of girl knights would have jousted over. I’m not big on the expression “M’Lady,” but with Lila, it works.

A few months ago, I wrote, “Lila combines doll-like innocence with a sensual sophistication and a powerful sexuality.” She really does.

“I get my boobs out in public sometimes ‘cause it’s fun,” Lila said. “I like wearing no panties when I go to the bank or the post office, out to do my daily chores. Nobody knows it, of course, which makes it more fun.”

New photos and video starting today at SCORELAND.

 

Lila bares at the bar

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