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It’s British bust-out day

Posted by Elliot James on Feb 2, 2017 in New at Scoreland, New at XL Girls, XLGirls

Webcams are plentiful in the States, but there’s no television equivalent as there is in the UK. When slim and stacked blonde Tia Clegg appears on those call-in TV channels (like Danniella Levy does), Brit fans chat her up on their cell phones for filthy banter while they watch her gyrate. At SCORELAND, Tia does one of her popular spank shows without the cell phone. There’s also a Bonus chat video.

Tia wets her toy for pussy stuffing.

At XL Girls, Sarah Jane gets wet in her big toy show that she narrates with dirty, sexy flirting. Girls from the UK always sound so proper and well-mannered even when they’re chatting about squeezing their tits or getting fucked.

Sarah Jane says she plugs her squeeze box at least three times a week "when no one is home."

 

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Roxee Robinson: first XXX scene filmed on-location in Prague, January 10, 2017

Posted by Elliot James on Jan 30, 2017 in Hardcore XXX

XL Girls discovered Roxee Robinson, and since she’s Canadian, in order not to violate a United States law known as 18 code 2257, our Miami studio can’t legally film her in the USA. So XL Girls has flown Roxee several times to Prague, Czech Republic, where one of our satellite studios is based. It’s more than a photo trip for Roxee. It’s also a special experience for the well-padded, huge-busted redhead, a trip she says is very enjoyable.

It took a year for Roxee to decide whether she wanted to try hardcore fucking with porn pros. Recently, Roxee contacted XL Girls and said she was ready to go.

Off to Prague went Roxee, and now it’s rack and roll time.

Fistfuls of Roxee only cover a fraction of her boobage.

 

 

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Happening today at SCORELAND and XLGirls

Posted by Elliot James on Jan 25, 2017 in Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland, swimsuits, XLGirls

Mischel decides she needs some dicking down. She was getting bored.

At SCORELAND, Mischel Lee is relaxing at a spa, sipping a cocktail, her hot body doing a bikini justice. Then Nick comes in from the sauna and sits next to her. His towel becomes a tent when he sees Mischel.

I asked Mischel if she’s always sported a bush, something that gets her a lot of attention from SCORE guys.

“Of course, I have shaved in my life, but that’s just not my style,” she said. “All models are shaved like babies now and I know that men like at least a little hair!”

 

Cami can really stretch those sucklers.

Over at XL Girls, Cami Cooper is back. A mature mom, Cami decided late in life to show off her big tits and big ass and do hardcore. A friend suggested the idea, so she contacted us.

“I maybe have sex three times a week at home,” Cami said, “but not with guys who do porn like Carlos.” Carlos was her first fuck-friend at XL Girls. “I like large, thick cocks, and he had one for me.”

 

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When Smiley Emma smiles, the whole world smiles with her

Posted by Elliot James on Jan 18, 2017 in XLGirls

The saying “Smile and the world smiles with you” definitely applies to XL Girl Smiley Emma.

That beaming smile and her Canadian cans make anyone smile, and if they don’t smile, there is no hope for them.

“I’m genuinely nice, easy to talk to and I am very silly,” said Emma.

“I think my best features are my smile and my boobs.” You don’t know which one, boobs or smile, to look at first.

Roxee Robinson is from Canada, too. It’s about time Canada invaded XL Girls. We welcome these plush invaders.

Tomorrow: Mya Blair. She’s not Canadian but her cans are colossal.

Emma has a nice bush to go with her Canadian cans.

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A girl Don Quixote would jack to

Posted by Elliot James on Dec 22, 2016 in Behind the Scenes, New at Scoreland

Dulcinea made her debut at XLGirls.com in late 2014. She dropped out of sight after appearing in solo and hardcore scenes. Her last XL Girls scene was in April of 2015.

Dulcinea recently contacted us and said she wanted to model again. During the past year, Dulcinea changed her diet and worked out more. Now she’s a SCORELAND Girl.

“Honestly, I’m totally freaking out!” Dulcinea told me. “Being on SCORELAND has been a huge goal of mine since I was first in the studio. Once I found Micky Bells and saw that she had crossed over, I was completely committed. Don’t get me wrong. I loved being in XL Girls and I think I was just as sexy as a plumper, but there was something about being a SCORE Girl that I just couldn’t shake. Then, late last year, I got super-motivated. I promised myself I’d get healthier and, as a result, I lost over 50 pounds! I was fitted for a bra recently, though, and I measured as a 34HH. I thought it was crazy that after losing 50 pounds, my cup size stayed the same!”

Dulcinea debuts today at SCORELAND.

Dulcinea returns for new hardcore in two weeks.

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A new girl who has a lot to smile about

Emma is smiling because she knows you're staring at her rack.

This is the SCORELAND Blog, so we tend to get SCORELAND-focused around here. But I’m a regular visitor to XLGirls.com, too, and if you love big, natural tits, there isn’t a better place to go.

These days, I’m smiling. I’m smiling because of a newcomer named Smiley Emma who has huge naturals, a plush body and a hairy pussy. As you can tell by her name, she smiles a lot. Emma is from Western Canada, and she told us that if time were frozen for 24 hours, “I would walk around naked outside without worrying about the police and go skinny dipping in a random pool.”

Would somebody please freeze time for 24 hours?

There are now three photo/video pairs of Emma at XLGirls.com plus a video interview plus a bonus video in which she tries on bras.

“I’m generally nice and easy to talk to and am very silly,” Emma said.

Her best attributes? “My smile and my boobs.”

I could have told you that.

 

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Today is Thanksgiving. Who’s cooking?

Posted by Elliot James on Nov 24, 2016 in Holidays, New at Scoreland

Our kind of food network.

Today at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com, two of the popular girls spend some quality time in the kitchen.

At SCORELAND, we have Alexya and her culinary cleavage taking over.

At XL Girls, newcomer Nila Mason whips up something tasty.

The turkeys are missing, and that’s a good thing.

Both girls have a method of food handling that is not only approved, it’s encouraged. They juice their bodies the right way.

This is our version of a TV food channel.

On this day, we give thanks for all of the big-boobed girls who have spent quality time in our Hall of Hooters.

Nila Mason knows how to whip things up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Another trip down mammary lane: Remembering Laura Bailey and Sarah Mercury

Laura Bailey

Sarah Mercury

Back in the early 2000′s, we had a couple of tried-and-true formulas for Voluptuous and XL Girls magazines.

If we wanted to turn an issue of Vmag into a guaranteed newsstand sellout, we put Sarah Mercury on the cover. Sarah was from Boston, Massachusetts, she only shot for us, she never shot hardcore and she was as sure a sure thing as there ever was for Vmag. Of course, we couldn’t put Sarah on the cover of every issue. That would’ve caused the formula to lose its effectiveness…at least we thought it would have. Maybe not.

For XL Girls, the go-to girl was the great British babe Laura Bailey. I’ll never forget the time Laura was planning to get married but called off the wedding when her groom-to-be asked her to lose weight. What a jerk. We told the story in the magazines, and never have we received more letters. Our readers were absolutely pillorying Laura’s ex-fiance. The line of guys ready to step up and marry Laura could’ve wound through all of England.

There are lots of photos and videos of Laura Bailey deep inside XLGirls.com and SCORELAND. Sarah, who visited our studio twice in 2000, never shot video, but she has plenty of photos at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com, too.

That guy made the biggest mistake of his life by not loving Laura for who she is. I hope he’s married to a skinny chick with no tits.

Isn’t there some famous guy who said a flat-chested girl can’t be a 10?

Okay, don’t get me started.

 

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Cat Bangles tries out her water wings

Posted by Elliot James on Nov 2, 2016 in Behind the Scenes, Confessions

“After becoming a model, I’ve become more self-confident,” Cat Bangles explained.

“I was always very sexual, really sexual and open-minded in sex. I watch all of my SCORELAND and XL Girls scenes and I really like to hear myself moan. I think about what I’ve done when I’m home in Boston and I always look forward to going back to Miami. I kinda look at it as my home away from home.”

New Cat at XLGirls.com today. A sunny day on a floatie in a pool overlooking the Miami skyline. Life is good for Cat and for tits & ass lovers.

Cats do like water.

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Lila Payne is always on the brain

Posted by Elliot James on Oct 27, 2016 in New at Scoreland

A huge-boobed girl making a sundae on her naked tits hasn’t become an Internet sensation yet, but who cares?

You’ve got Australian super-vixen Lila Payne for that, and she does it so well.

Other models also feel what Lila has to offer.

“I have a massive crush on Lila Payne,” Tiggle Bitties told me. “Every single thing I’ve seen from her is imbued with grace and poise. She is an incredibly sexy woman.”

You said a mouthful, Tiggle.

Today at SCORELAND.

Sweet, creamy goodness.

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