Categories for Behind the Scenes

Birthday bust-outs this week

December 1, 2009 by Elliot James 1 Comment

May their birthday cakes be as big and tasty as their real cakes! Just curious…anyone here ever see Penelope, Alyssa and/or Busty Brianna dance in a club?

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Rating: 4.5/5

Is Ashley Sage Ellison a SCORE Girl? The voters are speaking!

November 30, 2009 by Dave 29 Comments
Will Ashley Sage Ellison win SCORE Newcomer of the Year?

Will Ashley Sage Ellison win SCORE Newcomer of the Year?

Eva Notty is Ashley's main competitor for SCORE Newcomer of the Year.

Eva Notty is Ashley's main competitor for SCORE Newcomer of the Year.

From the start, the editors of SCORELAND have wondered whether British newcomer Ashley Sage Ellison is a SCORE Girl. Sure, she has J-cup tits, but SCORE has always been about slim ‘n’ stacked while curvy Ashley fits better into the voluptuous category. Ashley is one of the few girls ever to appear in SCORE, Voluptuous and XL Girls magazines, and you gotta ask yourself, “Can a model be a SCORE Girl and an XL Girl at the same time?” We’re not talking about years apart and after a weight gain (as in the case of Latvian beauty Inesse). We’re talking about simultaneously.

Well, we can argue about it all we want, but if you want an answer to a question…ask it! As you probably know, the voting in the SCORE Awards is going on now at SCORELAND (and in the magazine), and the results so far are illuminating: Among magazine voters, Ashley is first for Newcomer of the Year. Among SCORELAND voters, Ashley is running a very, very close second to Eva Notty. And this isn’t based on a small number of votes. This is based on a LOT of votes. Thousands upon thousands of votes.

Can Ashley Sage Ellison win SCORE Newcomer of the Year? And if she does, doesn’t that make her absolutely, 100% a SCORE Girl?

FYI, Faith, Mianna Thomas and Angel Gee are also getting a lot of online support in the NOY voting. For Model of the Year, the anticipated showdown between Karina Hart and Christy Marks is an online runaway but much closer in the magazine voting. Overall, it’s still too close to call.

Will Angelina Vallem shock the world and win "Best of the Decade"?

Will Angelina Vallem shock the world and win "Best of the Decade"?

As for the “Best of the Decade” voting at SCORELAND, we’ve gone on and on about many of the surprise eliminations so far, but how about the surprises among the 33 girls who remain? I’ll give you one: Czech plumper Angelina Vallem, who debuted in the May ’08 Voluptuous. We’ve counted up the total number of votes each model has received (in this case, the less the better), and Angelina is in the Top 5 among fewest votes. Angelina is sexy, beautiful and has great tits (she fucks well, too), but to me, that is the one biggest shocker of the “Best of the Decade” so far. But there’s still a long way to go.

And speaking of voting, last week we asked, “How much hair should a busty babe have on her pussy?” Well, it was a close shave, but “Just a little, nicely trimmed” pulled away in the end to beat “None. Shaved clean,” 36% to 28%. “Full bush but not overflowing” got 17%, followed by “Who cares? It’s all about the tits!” at 13% and “Full bush, growing wild” at 6%. This week’s poll: Blow jobs. How do you like them?

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Kissin’ cousins

November 29, 2009 by Elliot James 2 Comments
Michelle Bond. Relatives in America?

Michelle Bond. Relatives in America?

Isis Haze. Michelle Bond's cousin?

Isis Haze. Michelle Bond's cousin?

I’ve noticed a couple of uncanny resemblances with several SCORELAND Girls, not in breast size or shape but facially. The first two are Michelle Bond, a girl-next-door from Wirral, England who’s modeled many times since 2002, and Isis Haze, a new hottie from Madison, Wisconsin who was discovered by SCORE reader Rick Rueping. The girls could be sisters. And then there’s Europe DiChan, a longtime SCORE model who sailed on four Boob Cruises, and Michelle Honey (July ’09 SCORE), a new model from Las Vegas. Europe, of course, has much bigger, heavier tits than Michelle , but I’m just focused on faces right now …for the first time in a LONG time. There are a few more kissin’ cousins in the vastness of SCORELAND, and I aim to find them!

Europe DiChan in 1997

Europe DiChan in 1997

Michelle Honey July 2009

Michelle Honey July 2009

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Hooters, holidays and the miracle of Janet Jade

November 26, 2009 by Elliot James 8 Comments
Detroit car makers should use Janet in their ads.

Detroit car makers should use Janet in their ads.

I had the privilege once of hosting a tits-in-tight-tops video with Janet Jade, star of Eat My Tits, for SCOREtv episode 2. Two years later, I still haven’t completely recovered, but I’m making progress and my arm is almost completely functional again. In this Janet update, a fellow SCOREtv reporter has the honor of chatting up Janet in our dressing room, and as always, she’s a room brightener: cheery, fun and enthusiastic. A jiggle belle, all the way. Janet talks about the holidays, her favorite basketball players, what she looks for in a guy (she likes a specific kind of butt) and a bunch of other things he was curious about. My question is, why does Janet have to live in Detroit? Why can’t she live in Miami? Down the block from our building?

This DVD is all Janet.

This DVD is all Janet.

Thanks for giving, Janet! Have a fun, safe holiday season.

I wish the world could be more like a SCORE interview with Janet Jade, a world where you could ask a busty girl to show you her boobs and she happily lifts her blouse without the guilt, shame and embarrassment that society instills about the human body. Yes, a man can dream the impossible dream.

And while I’m at it, I’d like to list the 10 things you can get away with saying on Thanksgiving and Christmas:

1. I could go for a huge breast.

2. That’s one great-looking spread.

3. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst.

4. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

5. I’m in the mood for dark meat.

6. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some.

7. Don’t play with your meat.

8. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once.

9. How long will it take after you stick it in?

10. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.

Have a great Thanksgiving, Scorelanders!–Elliot James

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Bella is a SCORE Girl! Bella is a SCORE Girl!

November 24, 2009 by Dave 3 Comments

By popular demand, Bella is a SCORE Girl.

By popular demand, Bella is a SCORE Girl.

Okay, it doesn’t quite have the ring of, “The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant!” but for a big-boobed babe, being told she’s a SCORE Girl is just about the same thing as winning the big one (unless you’re Jade from Australia, who seems to have the goods but is playing hard-to-get with us). Last week, I told you about Bella, a 100% amateur from Michigan who was in our studio shooting for Naughty Neighbors magazine. We took one look at her tits and thought, “She might be a SCORE Girl,” but we couldn’t decide. So, I shot some video of her and left it up to you guys. Well, the bloggers have spoken. We asked, “Is Bella a SCORE Girl?” and 82% of your replied in the affirmative. That’s good enough for us. Of course, the voting might have been skewed because none of you are going to pass up the opportunity to see a hot chick naked, and Bella is definitely a hot chick, but she’s a big-titted hot chick, and we’re looking forward to seeing her on SCORELAND. Of course, when Bella said, “Sure, I’ll fuck for the camera,” that pretty much sealed the deal.

There’s a lot of voting going on these days in these parts. First, there’s “The Best of the Decade,” which is now down to 39 girls. There were many surprise eliminations early on, but a lot of big names (and very big racks) remain: Karina Hart, Renee Ross, Christy Marks, Sharday, Merilyn Sakova, Nadine Jansen, Angela White, Nicole Peters, Natalie Fiore, and on and on. Uh-oh. Did I just put a bullseye on those girls?

It’s also awards time, and voting has kicked off at SCORELAND (and in SCORE and Voluptuous magazines) for the annual awards. Over at V-Mag, Ashley Sage Ellison and Renee Ross are leading the voting for Newcomer of the Year; Christy Marks, Karina Hart, Janet Jade and Natalie Fiore are very tight in the running for Model of the Year; and Maria Moore and Samantha have a good chance of keeping Sapphire from winning Plumper of the Year for the fourth straight year.

The SCORE voting is fascinating and reflects a split between online voters and magazine voters. For Newcomer, the magazine guys like Ashley Sage Ellison and Faith, while the online guys like Eva Notty, then Ashley and Faith. For Model of the Year, the magazine guys like Karina Hart and Christy with Minka slightly behind, while the online guys are rolling up a runaway for Karina Hart (Crystal Gunns is the only girl who’s close). And for the Hall of Fame, the magazine guys have Cindy Cupps and Sharday running tit-to-tit with Casey James about a bra length behind, while the online guys have Autumn-Jade in the lead over Sharday and Casey with Cindy not even in the picture.

Of course, we’re still very early in the voting. And if you haven’t voted yet, vote now!

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Is Bella a SCORE Girl? You decide!

November 20, 2009 by Dave 12 Comments

This is Bella, she’s a 100% amateur from Michigan and she’s in our studio today shooting for Naughty Neighbors magazine. As you’re about to see, she has big, natural tits. Bigger than probably 90% of the women on the planet…and 99.9% of the women who are as slim as she is. But is she a SCORE Girl? Does she measure up where it counts? We have to make these tough decisions every day here at SCORELAND, and when we saw Bella’s test shots, our first reaction was, “She’s not quite big enough. Too borderline.” But then we saw her in person. Should we change our minds? Should we invite Bella into the hallowed pages of SCORE and onto SCORELAND? Watch the video. Vote in this weekend’s poll. Make your comments below. Her future is in your–ahem–hands.–Dave

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“Hey, Daphne, go fuck yourself!”

November 13, 2009 by Dave 7 Comments

That’s what I said to Daphne Rosen, but she didn’t take offense. Instead, she went ahead and did it.

In the new movie Boob Science, available at eBoobStore.com, two geeky guys who can’t get girls use their scientific knowledge to turn a busty doll into a living doll: Daphne Rosen. Hey, whoever said geeks don’t have good taste in women? Daphne proceeds to help the geeks get the girls, and the girls are super hot and super busty: They’re newcomers Eva Notty (In her first XXX DVD.), Contessa Rose (In her first XXX DVD.), Angel Gee (Yes, in her first XXX DVD.), Aileen Ghettman (Should I mention that it’s her first XXX DVD?) and Maggie Green, who gets strap-on fucked by Daphne in her first-ever on-screen lezzie scene. It’s fun stuff, and in the last scene, Angel and Daphne doubleteam the guys, and Daphne gets double-stuffed with cock.

Anyway, back to the doll, the fake one and the real one. During the long hours of filming, Daphne grew very attached to the mini version of herself, so much so that when…well, I’ll let you see for yourself.

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Pssst…check out the rack on this chick!

November 11, 2009 by Maria 37 Comments

And so it is that I return triumphantly to all of you, my boob brothers and sisters, with a pair of undulating orbs so fine that they will surely leave you speechless and sporting wood and engorged clits.

(I love the words WOOD and ENGORGED.)

Meet Jenna Valentine, a 5’3″, 23-year-old Valley Girl from California with FF-cup knockers so pale and pretty, you will love them instantly. Jenna is not only a personable and cute young lady, but she is also funny. Watch as she tells the tale of being attacked by a bidet in one of our bathrooms. It brings the LOLs, big time!

(And get a eyeful of her nipples, which seem a little inverted but are really just “shy,” according to Jenna.)

Jenna will be making a few more blog appearances, but for now, enjoy her bubbly personality and her retro look. If you love pale perkies, Jenna is your gal.

xoxo

Maria

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One, two, three, four…tits galore!

November 6, 2009 by Maria 25 Comments

Tits…four letters that bring joy to my heart.

And while one pair of tits is great, two pairs of tits are even BETTER.

That’s why shooting this video was so great because there were two sexy ladies in front of me with big boobs. (Truth be told, it was like busty heaven. I kind of wanted to sit down between them like the meat in a big-tit sandwich!)

The ladies are blonde bombshell Kaytee Carter and racy redhead Bebe Cooper (two boob debuts this week!), and I caught up with them in the studio while they were between shoots. The ladies talked about buying bras and about what kind of bras they like to wear…but the BEST part of this video is when they talk about what they like about boob play and how they like their tits touched. (Right after they take their tops off, of course.) Or maybe it’s the part where I zoom in on their nipples. lol

Have I told you that I love my job?

lol

Enjoy these ladies (I know I did), and look for them on SCORELAND very soon!

These two hotties are not to be missed!

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Now, naked on camera for the first time…

November 5, 2009 by Dave 4 Comments

Unless you’re 1.) One of her ex-boyfriends or 2.) One of her girlie friends, you’ve never seen Kaytee Carter naked before. That’s because she has never, ever gotten naked in front of a camera (even for begging boyfriends who want some snapshots for proof that they bagged her), has never stripped, has never even been to a nude beach. As fresh new boobs go, they don’t come any fresher or newer than this I-cup natural from San Diego by way of Oregon.

I promise you, you’ll be seeing a lot more of Kaytee on SCORELAND in the not-too-distant future. But for now, I give you this video (which, I admit, is a bit of a tease), and these Kaytee tidbits:

Occupation: Massage therapist (yes, you read it right).

Favorite sport: Football (she’s a San Diego Chargers fan).

Hobbies: Camping, shooting guns, fishing and anything adventurous.

Discovered by: A friend who reads SCORE.

Fetish: “I admit I like it rough at times. I like to be tied up and spanked.”

Spank it, blog readers.

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