When a woman bites another woman's nipple, it's hot! Like Eden and Bozena in a girl-girl scene from the DVD Knockin' Nipples.
Okay, So I feel like right off the bat I need to put this little disclaimer out there…
I am NOT going to blog today from the perspective of the man-hating dyke.
I wanted to put that out there because:
1) I am not a dyke.
2) I challenge you to find someone who loves the baloney pony more that I do.
But I am going to blog as a woman who, from time to time, enjoys another woman. It doesn’t make me any less attracted to men, but honestly, you know how you get turned on when you see a hot chick? So do I. How about when you see two hot chicks doing slippery and nasty things to each other’s bodies? You get worked up, right? You want to be in that sticky, girl sandwich, right?
Rebecca and Holly gettin' it on by the pool is my favorite scene from Busty Snatch Club.
Um, yeah…me, too.
Now, some people will tell you that lesbian porn is all the same. Not true, say I.
Some of it is just plain awful. I know, I’ve seen it. It’s about as hot as lukewarm coffee and it pisses me off. No one wants to watch two women half-heartedly going at it. It’s not entertaining.In fact, I would rather watch golf on television than see terrible lezzie porn, and I fucking HATE golf on T.V. Ugh. Just the thought of it makes me shudder.
So what makes lezzie porn good? Well, to me, I think it’s the buildup. I am not so much interested in two women jack-hammering each other’s twats with plastic cocks or even fingers. I am not really even that interested in seeing them lick each other’s cunts. (Although none of this is bad at all. It’s just not my favorite
When Kelly Kay and Linsey Dawn bumped bosoms, it was HOT!
To me, the hottest thing about watching two big-titted lezzies go at it, is the boob-play. (And maybe some making out. Seriously, there is nothing sexier that two women making out, soft lips on soft lips, hands exploring each other…maybe even some soft, feminine moaning.) But overall, the boob-play makes it all happen for me.
I like to see two women caress each others breasts and maybe suckle one another. I like to watch some lite biting and maybe even some titty-slapping. I want them to mash each other’s tits together and tweak each other’s hard nips. This is
I dig that Kathy tweaks Linzi C.'s dugs in this shot. Why? Because I'm sure it feels good!
what makes it hot for me. Maybe because in my mind I think that women know how to push each others buttons and when they handle each others tits, they do so as if they were fondling their own breasts.
I’ve had this conversation with my guy friends and while some of them tell me that they prefer to see two chicks and a guy in a porno (Because all of them list a B/G/G threesome as their ultimate fantasy.), most of them agree that lesbian foreplay, especially tit-play, is the hottest stuff you can jack to.
But then again they all said that they could jack to just about anything, so they might not be the best people to ask. lol
Luckily, I can blog about it and get your opinions. So, let me have it, tit men. Are you into the lezzie porn? What makes it good for you? And what big titters would you like to see go at in the future?
And Exotica is the other half of my girl-on-girl wet dream.
Ines Cudna is one-half of my ultimate lesbian fantasy.
If you ask me, my fantasy lezzie mashup would involve Ines Cudna and Latina lovely, Exotica. Probably covered in oil and screaming all sorts of profanity and slutty raunchiness while tweaking each other’s nipples and makin’ out. YUM.
Today I want to talk about two subjects that are near and dear to my heart: areolae and nipples.
You see, I think that big tits are great but only because every tit out there has its own personality based on what kind of dug it’s sporting. There are all sorts of nips and areolae out there, and I’ve always wondered if anyone else categorizes them like I do. When I see a pair of big tits, I automatically assess the type of dug and file said tits into their own class.So I figured why not share my thoughts on nipples with you guys, eh? I would love to know if you guys have your own categories for areolae and what they are. Let’s discuss!
And now, without further ado, let’s take a quick stroll down Dug Street, gentlemen.
Pepperonnis: Otherwise known as "chicas," these areolae are darker in color and usually found on Latina ladies like Paola Rios.
Mocha Mams/m&m's: Dark and lovely dugs that look like they taste like chocolate. Janet Jade's got a great pair of m&m's.
Pink Perkies: Tiny nipples and tiny areolae that are usually lighter in color, like June Summers'.
Pierced Pups: Any type of nipple sporting jewelery like Alexis Amore's.
Super-Sizers: When areolae are large and make up more than 40% of the facade of a big tit like Denise Davies' dugs.
Faders: When areolae are so faint in color that they kind of dissappear into the rest of the tit flesh like Bea Flora's do.
You guys remember the movie Wayne’s World, when Garth said, “She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class”? That’s EXACTLY how I feel about Gianna Rossi.
Oh, Gianna, you fucking temptress you. Gianna isn’t my favorite SCORE girl, but hot damn she’s so fucking raunchy that she could make JELL-O hard. It’s a shame that I hopped on the Gianna train a little bit later than most. Everyone was always telling me how nasty she gets when she is doing XXX and girl-girl, but I didn’t realize it until I saw footage of her with Christy Marks from their time in the Bahamas when they were filming Big-Boob Paradise.
Let me put it to you this way: I watch XXX and see boobs all day. It’s what I do. But when I saw this Christy and Gianna scene, I had to look around for a second and remind myself that I was at work. Dare I say it? I was turned on. In fact, I’ll go as far as to say that I was fucking turned on and, well, I liked it. If Gianna Rossi ever wanted to talk nasty to me and have her way with me, I would do it. (I might do it more than once. Maybe more than twice! lol)
I had Lester, our video editor, put together a little video montage of these two ladies bumping tits and twats for your stroking enjoyment.
Gianna Rossi…you are one foxy bitch, and I mean that in the horniest, nicest way. In fact, in Spanish we would say that Gianna is a SUCIA! Which means a dirty girl, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
A busty babe is giving you a lap dance, and let’s face it: You really don’t care about whether she’s getting off. All you care about is that you get off. At least that’s how I look at it, selfish prick. Hey, it’s my 20 bucks.
Your mission: Get Stephanie off without taking off your pants.
But the other morning, I’m sitting around the studio, talking with EE-cup newcomer Stephanie Stalls (boobs slipping out of her robe over and over again as we speak, by the way). She’s a feature dancer, and I say to her, “Stephanie, out of every 100 guys you give a lap dance to, how many turn you on?”
“Twenty,” she says.
I’m shocked. “Twenty out of a hundred? Really? That many?”
And she smiled and said. “Are you kidding? I’m grinding my crotch against a guy who turns me on? Yeah, I get off from 20 out of a hundred.”
Wait a second…did she say “get off”? Not just wet pussy? Or a tingling? An actual orgasm?
“Actual orgasm,” she said, smiling again at my disbelief. “Sure. Why not?”
So I looked at her and said, “Stephanie, if I knew that I actually gave a dancer an orgasm during a lap dance without even pulling it out of my pants, I’d be the happiest guy in the world.”
Twenty percent. Amazing.
Think you’ve ever done it? Think about that while checking out this video from the DVD Private Stuffers 2 of lap dancer (and SCORE Girl) Crystal Gunns fucking a guy’s legs with her tits. And look for Stephanie’s debut, coming soon at SCORELAND.
One of the things we like to do at SCORELAND is poll our members about their likes, dislikes, habits and technical interests. All related to girls and big boobs, of course. Hey, we’re not Wired magazine, you know! A recent poll asked, “What is your favorite fantasy girl?” Well, a whopping 48% said teacher was their favorite fantasy babe while 33% said nurse, 9% said store clerk, another 9% liked sexy cops and only 1% enjoyed the visual of a busty driver, such as Christy Marks as a cabdriver.
I’m not sure if there’s such a thing as universal consciousness, but a poll like this is a pretty good indication that there is. Our members can see a poll question’s ongoing results only after they’ve voted, so it’s not like they’re being influenced
48% of SCORELAND members prefer busty teachers like Daylene Rio.
by other members. And the popularity of the sexy teacher among SCORELAND members does seem to match what mainstream Hollywood has done for the past 30 years with teen comedies that feature hot teachers, like My Tutor, Private Lessions, the Porky‘s series, Zapped, School Spirit and dozens more.
Alanna is my kind of visiting nurse.
What is it about the sexy teacher that made it garner 48% of the vote? I think it partly has to do with a teacher being one of the first females outside the family that we’re exposed to in the real world. Unfortunately for me, I never had any hot-looking teachers, just guys and old ladies. I did have a substitute teacher for one week who was big-boobed and attractive, but she was gone after that one time.
Me? I prefer busty nurses. What’s your fantasy type?
Hi everyone! Guess what I’ve got for you today? More new boobs! (It would be a violation of boob law if I didn’t share them with you, so here they are.) These tits belong to Ohio-born Destiny Rose, a new babe who’s coming soon to SCORELAND. She’s a redhead, and I don’t know about you guys, but I have a special place in my heart for redheads with nice knockers. (I attribute my love of top-heavy carrot tops to my fascination with Ginger from Gilligan’s Island. I always wanted to see her topless.) So what happens within a minute of chatting with this naughty, little ginger? She’s doing naked jumping jacks, that’s what! This is the kind of exercise I love! (Especially since I don’t have to break a sweat and I get to see tits going up and down, up and down!) Enjoy this corn-fed cutie! I’ll bring you more of her soon.