Categories for Confessions

“She makes me feel kinda funny…” Part One

August 1, 2009 by Maria Leave your thoughts

You guys remember the movie Wayne’s World, when Garth said, “She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class”? That’s EXACTLY how I feel about Gianna Rossi.

Oh, Gianna, you fucking temptress you. Gianna isn’t my favorite SCORE girl, but hot damn she’s so fucking raunchy that she could make JELL-O hard. It’s a shame that I hopped on the Gianna train a little bit later than most. Everyone was always telling me how nasty she gets when she is doing XXX and girl-girl, but I didn’t realize it until I saw footage of her with Christy Marks from their time in the Bahamas when they were filming Big-Boob Paradise.

Let me put it to you this way: I watch XXX and see boobs all day. It’s what I do. But when I saw this Christy and Gianna scene, I had to look around for a second and remind myself that I was at work. Dare I say it? I was turned on. In fact, I’ll go as far as to say that I was fucking turned on and, well, I liked it. If Gianna Rossi ever wanted to talk nasty to me and have her way with me, I would do it. (I might do it more than once. Maybe more than twice! lol)

I had Lester, our video editor, put together a little video montage of these two ladies bumping tits and twats for your stroking enjoyment.

Gianna Rossi…you are one foxy bitch, and I mean that in the horniest, nicest way. In fact, in Spanish we would say that Gianna is a SUCIA! Which means a dirty girl, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

-Maria


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Lap dancers who get off on giving lap dances!

July 22, 2009 by Dave 2 Comments

A busty babe is giving you a lap dance, and let’s face it: You really don’t care about whether she’s getting off. All you care about is that you get off. At least that’s how I look at it, selfish prick. Hey, it’s my 20 bucks.

Your mission: Get Stephanie off without taking off your pants.

Your mission: Get Stephanie off without taking off your pants.

But the other morning, I’m sitting around the studio, talking with EE-cup newcomer Stephanie Stalls (boobs slipping out of her robe over and over again as we speak, by the way). She’s a feature dancer, and I say to her, “Stephanie, out of every 100 guys you give a lap dance to, how many turn you on?”

“Twenty,” she says.

I’m shocked. “Twenty out of a hundred? Really? That many?”

And she smiled and said. “Are you kidding? I’m grinding my crotch against a guy who turns me on? Yeah, I get off from 20 out of a hundred.”

Wait a second…did she say “get off”? Not just wet pussy? Or a tingling? An actual orgasm?

“Actual orgasm,” she said, smiling again at my disbelief. “Sure. Why not?”

So I looked at her and said, “Stephanie, if I knew that I actually gave a dancer an orgasm during a lap dance without even pulling it out of my pants, I’d be the happiest guy in the world.”

Twenty percent. Amazing.

Think you’ve ever done it? Think about that while checking out this video from the DVD Private Stuffers 2 of lap dancer (and SCORE Girl) Crystal Gunns fucking a guy’s legs with her tits. And look for Stephanie’s debut, coming soon at SCORELAND.

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Survey says…you’re hot for teacher!

July 21, 2009 by Elliot James 2 Comments
Busty drivers only earned 1% in a SCORELAND poll.

Busty drivers only earned 1% in a SCORELAND poll.

One of the things we like to do at SCORELAND is poll our members about their likes, dislikes, habits and technical interests. All related to girls and big boobs, of course. Hey, we’re not Wired magazine, you know! A recent poll asked, “What is your favorite fantasy girl?” Well, a whopping 48% said teacher was their favorite fantasy babe while 33% said nurse, 9% said store clerk, another 9% liked sexy cops and only 1% enjoyed the visual of a busty driver, such as Christy Marks as a cabdriver.

I’m not sure if there’s such a thing as universal consciousness, but a poll like this is a pretty good indication that there is. Our members can see a poll question’s ongoing results only after they’ve voted, so it’s not like they’re being influenced

48% of SCORELAND members prefer busty teachers like Daylene Rio.

48% of SCORELAND members prefer busty teachers like Daylene Rio.

by other members. And the popularity of the sexy teacher among SCORELAND members does seem to match what mainstream Hollywood has done for the past 30 years with teen comedies that feature hot teachers, like My Tutor, Private Lessions, the Porky‘s series, Zapped, School Spirit and dozens more.

Alanna is my kind of visiting nurse service.

Alanna is my kind of visiting nurse.

What is it about the sexy teacher that made it garner 48% of the vote? I think it partly has to do with a teacher being one of the first females outside the family that we’re exposed to in the real world. Unfortunately for me, I never had any hot-looking teachers, just guys and old ladies. I did have a substitute teacher for one week who was big-boobed and attractive, but she was gone after that one time.

Me? I prefer busty nurses. What’s your fantasy type?

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Destiny jumps and you jack!

July 20, 2009 by Maria 5 Comments

Hi everyone! Guess what I’ve got for you today? More new boobs! (It would be a violation of boob law if I didn’t share them with you, so here they are.) These tits belong to Ohio-born Destiny Rose, a new babe who’s coming soon to SCORELAND. She’s a redhead, and I don’t know about you guys, but I have a special place in my heart for redheads with nice knockers. (I attribute my love of top-heavy carrot tops to my fascination with Ginger from Gilligan’s Island. I always wanted to see her topless.) So what happens within a minute of chatting with this naughty, little ginger? She’s doing naked jumping jacks, that’s what! This is the kind of exercise I love! (Especially since I don’t have to break a sweat and I get to see tits going up and down, up and down!) Enjoy this corn-fed cutie! I’ll bring you more of her soon.

-Maria

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