No, we are not devoting an entire issue to Morgan Leigh. But we could.
With girls like Morgan Leigh to look at, SCORELAND and SCORE will be the places to be in 2013.
Well, it’s the day after New Year’s Day, also known as the blahhiest day of the year. I don’t think “blahhiest” is a word, but it best describes this first post-holiday day when the celebrating and festiveness has ended and all we have to look forward to is two or three more months of winter (of course, down here in Miami, we don’t have to worry about that. But I’m just looking out for you. Feeling your pain, as a former president said).
Anyway, I’m kinda going to give you something to look forward to. I say “kinda” because I’m not going to give you all of the details. I’m just going to tell you a little something.
These days, I’ve been working very hard on a special issue of SCORE. It’ll be the July 2013 issue, which doesn’t hit the newsstands until early April. This is going to be a special issue, a real labor of love, 164 pages, which we don’t do too often (the last time was the 20th anniversary issue). It has a theme. The theme is…well, I’m not going to tell you what the theme is, but when we came up with it, we looked at each other and said, “How come we’ve never done this before?” Short answer: I don’t know.
Anyway. we’re doing it. And I’ve been going through every issue of SCORE ever published. Yes, every last one. And I’ve been looking for stuff. And here’s something I noticed:
Morgan Leigh does not take a bad picture. Now, maybe you’re one of those guys who prefers naturals, but take a good look at Morgan. Look at these photos, for example. You gotta admit: Morgan and the camera have something going.
No wonder she once won SCORE Newcomer of the Year.
Guaranteed, Morgan will be a part of this special issue. Bet you can’t wait to find out what it’s all about. Well, here’s the good news: Spring is just around the corner.
Santa Claus' busty helper Anjii Ross. No wonder his hair is white.
Right on time to bust out that holiday cheer, the February ’13 SCORE magazine is now at your favorite store.
In this edition:
Covergirl Anjii Ross in her mag debut.
The debuts of Gabrielle Love and Kalila Kane.
Canada’s Stanley Cup television sensation Taylor Stevens.
Australian superstar Angela White.
British stunner Michelle Bond.
Harmony Bliss and a big Xmas toy.
Stephanie Stalls does a wild DP. Stephanie’s nastiest scene.
Daylene Rio’s couch dance gets out of hand.
The round-up of the best DVDs of 2012.
In “Boob Beat,” a chance to win Hitomi’s signed bra. Only one in existence!
The popular “Scorecard” readers’ forum.
Another must-own issue. A free DVD is included with the mag in most areas.
If your store doesn’t have SCORE, #1 in Big Boobs, mail their name and address to us at firstname.lastname@example.org and we’ll handle the rest.
Shop online? Get the February ’13 SCORE at eBoobStore. If you collect digital mags and like to read them on your phone or tablet, we’ve got that covered, too. The digital version of the mag also contains five embedded video clips of Daylene, Kalila, Stephanie, Gabrielle and Michelle. Check out the video samples.
Deck the halls with boobs and hooters. Nothing beats holiday highbeams!
Anjii unwrapped! Yeah, we know it's rushing things to open the present too early.
Kylee Nash just happens to one of those girls who looks good in anything.
Just when I thought I’d read it all…SCORE Man T.P. from Chicago, Illinois writes: “When I was at the porn store this week, I was in the mood for some nude. I walked out with the December ’12 SCORE due to your stunning choice of women for me to enjoy, mainly Krystal Swift (for two very good reasons) and also for a stunning photo of Kylee Nash (for a reason you will not believe).”
Okay, let’s skip over Krystal. We know why he likes her. Blonde hair, pretty face, big, natural tits, voluptuous body. T.P. waxes poetic for a while and then writes:
“Now on to Kylee Nash as the No. 2 girl behind Krystal. Yes, she is a blonde with a sultry smile. Her cans will seldom fit into a bra. She is holding her cunt as far open as possible. All this is magnificent. But seeing women in sexy athletic shoes has turned me on for decades. And Kylee has on a pair from New Balance for me to feast on while pulling my dick.”
The shoes? It’s the shoes? Listen, I know that Michael Jordan used to say that it was the shoes (a load of bullshit, if you ask me), but busty girls in running shoes turns him on?
T.P. continues: “There is no good reason for this. I have jerked off at the sight of babes wearing sneakers like these no matter what brand they are. It especially helps if she has short shorts on, too. A special treat is to see a honey in a dress, black stockings and white sneakers. I can’t wait to add pictures of my girlfriends wearing New Balance shoes next to Kylee and her mammies, cunt and shoes, then jerk away and cum!”
Okay, I agree that female athletes are hot. Steffi Graf and Serena Williams are sexy in tennis shoes (or whatever else they wear).
But T.P. looks at this photo of Kylee Nash (the rest of the set is at SCORELAND; the matching video is at SCOREVideos.com; the whole magazine is available in print and digital versions at eBoobStore.com) and that’s what gets his attention?
Well, as he said, he loves her face and tits and pussy. But the shoes?
To each his own, I say. And I’m glad T.P. enjoys this fetish. But when I think, “Nice pair,” I’m usually not thinking, “Nice pair of sneakers.” Are you?
Go to your favorite store and pick up this new issue. You want more, you get more.
One of your favorite racks is now on your favorite rack.
America’s Twitter titter tweetheart.
Now here’s a SCORE Girl who has it all. The face. The boobs. The legs. The ass. The bod. Is there anything Sheridan doesn’t have? I don’t think so.
iPhone 5G? Big deal!
Sheridan is 34G.
Picture that on a girl who’s just five-feet tall.
And now Miss Love has her first SCORE mag cover in her third pictorial. Three times’s a charm.
Just in time for her birthday, October 13, which is Christy Marks’ and Deanna Baldwin’s birthday, too. Arianna Sinn celebrates hers on the 14th.
Also in this issue: newcomer Roxanne Miller’s first SCORE layout, German Titty Titan Beshine in the world’s largest wet T-shirt show, Melissa Reed, Kitana Flores XXX anal, Bella Blaze, Arianna Sinn, Kali West, busty MILF Tahnee Taylor and a look inside Valory’s Vault.
Roxanne rocks V-mag's cover and centerfold this month!
December ’12 Voluptuous just shipped to your favorite magazine rack. Check it out today or log-into the eBoobStore for a look.
This edition is also iPad and tablet ready with bonus embedded videos for you digital readers. It’s a very cool added feature.
Romanian looker Roxanne Miller makes her global mag debut as our 36GG covergirl and centerfold in an eight page layout. She’s a photographer, writer, poet, actress, make-up artist and a damn hot model ready to throw you a curve or two or three. It’s worth collecting this issue just for Roxanne’s premiere. It’s the first day of Fall. I’m sure a lot of guys have already fallen after seeing this cover.
If you’re curious about that tattooed saying on Roxanne’s left arm, “Man kämpft nur für was Man liebt,” my German’s not good but I think it means, “You fight for who you love.”
Adding their bosomania to the mix are super-vixens Krystal Swift, Melissa Reed, Hitomi, April McKenzie, Marille, Bella Gianna plus Maserati and Goldie Ray in XXX action.
A bonus DVD is included with the international edition at most retail stores. In stores that carry XXX, the DVD is called Drilled Naturals. It’s not about dental care. In stores that have R-rated fare, the DVD is Busty Moaners.
We’d throw in a free lunch too but the store clerks would have to store the mags in a cooler.
If your favorite store doesn’t carry TSG mags, let us know and we’ll correct this unimaginable error.
The Busty Housewives of SCORE include 2011 Model of the Year Kelly Christiansen and Jayden Prescott, ladies whose husbands are SCORE mag readers, saw our model search ads and inspired their better (much better) halves to contact us about modeling. Barbie Kelley now joins the club. Mrs. Kelley is the wife of a reader who owns every issue of SCORE and Voluptuous ever printed. They took some snaps of Barbie at home and sent them to SCOREModelsWanted.com. Long story short, Mrs. Kelley heats up SCOREVideos.com this weekend and struts her stuff at SCORELAND next week. (Mr. Kelley accompanied her to our studio.) I salute you, busty wives and your liberal husbands who buy SCORE.
Jazmine goes straight from a New Discovery pictorial to hardcore hooternanny at warp speed. She’s a single Florida girl who moved from New York to the Sunshine State. A wise decision. Now she can wear bikinis all day at the beach, as nature intended. Watch Jazmine blow the man down in her first scene. Asked to describe any special talent she might have, Jazmine replied, “I’m good at driving a stick shift.” You can see that in the pictures and video called “Jazmine & Jizzman,” an irresistible story that will touch your hearts and hard-ons at SCORELAND.
Jazmine can do all the sexting she wants.
On the subject of busty housewives, we have the President and Founder of the Busty Housewives of SCORE, Diane Poppos, who does justice to her skin-tight top and spray-on pants. A woman who brings a tear to my eye whenever I reflect upon her. Diane still has that leggy magic, too, which she attributes to wearing high heels, sometimes when she’s vacuuming the house! I salute you, original MILF of Texas.
President of the Busty Housewives of America
And now at your favorite store, the December ’12 SCORE with a bonus DVD. Visit eBoobStore.com for the full run-down and previews. If you’re into the new digital magazine format, this issue includes five embedded videos. All those cool electronic magazines predicted in the movies 2001 A Space Odyssey and Minority Report are finally here. If your store doesn’t carry SCORE, let me know and I’ll set them on the right path.
Another winner with Janne Hollan as this issue’s covergirl. That’s two bouncing Czechs this month alone! I fear America is losing the International Boobs Race to this small but top-heavy nation. And they make great beer, too.
This edition features:
You can also get your copy at eBoobStore.com, along with the highly coveted digital versions.