“The models who came, came and then went and never modeled again,” Maria wrote about the girls who modeled once and never did it again. “I don’t know what it is about these girls that does it for me. Maybe it’s that they only posed once, so I feel like I am looking at something special.”
I’ve thought about this situation a number of times. Here are a few of my One-Hit Wonders who I’m sorry never continued to model. I think they should have, but that’s only one man’s opinion. All kinds of reasons for trying it only once come into play. Jobs; careers; school; they weren’t feeling it; family; boyfriends; husbands…you name it.
Like Maria wrote, “Maybe it’s because in my perverted imaginings, these one-hit wonders were students or single moms who posed once to pay for school or something, and never told anyone about the ‘One time, when I was in college’ nude modeling that they did.”
Some of her imaginings are true. Many are students, and students always need extra cash.
And like a good neighbor, The SCORE Group is there.
I’m grateful that these curvy babes tried it at least once and let us see their tits and sometimes their pink lady parts.
1) Brigite: Brigite lived in Most, Czech Republic, where she was working as a tour guide. One of our roving Europe-based photographers noticed the blonde, bubbly tour guide’s chest (we should hope so) and gave her his card. He chatted her up, and eventually she decided to give it a try and let the camera tour her curves. Unfortunately, it was a once-only tour of booty in the March 2007 V-mag.
2) Diana Navarro: Diana was working as a maid in Asuncion, Paraguay when our photographer saw her and moved quickly. He also photographed Cynthia Romero, Romina Lopez and other South American busty wonders. Diana said guys always ask her about her big boobs. “They ask, ‘How did I get them so big?’ I tell them to ask my mother and father,” said Diana in the January 2008 V-mag.
3) Alexia: Alexia lived in Plantation, Florida, not far from us. Not long after this SCORE edition hit the racks (April 2002), Alexia quit dancing and got a job as an administrative assistant for a law firm where briefs have a different meaning.
4) Joanna: “I’m used to having men stare at me all the time when they’re trying to pull me, so the idea of having them look at me in a magazine is rather a kicky thing to me,” said Joanna from Brighton, England. “I’m new to all this. I’m not sure how far I want to take it. I do have an exhibitionistic streak that I need to satisfy at times.” Joanna’s only shoot was in the July 2003 SCORE.
5) Diana: My last One-Hit Wonder is Diana, a college student in Denmark discovered by a Danish photographer who usually found many amateurs for Naughty Neighbors. In Diana’s case, she was so big-boobed that he thought, quite rightly, that she would be a nice fit for SCORE. Diana actually posed for two sets (published in March 2005 followed up by February 2006). That might make her a two-hit wonder as well as a two-tits wonder, but I’m not cheating because Diana posed for both pictorials on the same day. The last time I talked to the photographer about Diana several years ago, he said she was actually considering trying a boy-girl. Nothing came of it. Literally.
There are more One-Hit Wonders in SCORELAND‘s vast directory. Do you have any favorites?
Everyone’s got to start someplace. SCORE and V-mag Girls are no exception. Do you ever wonder what a girl was doing before she decided to step in front of a camera and play drop the top?
A lot of girls go straight into it from school, but there are also a lot of girls who work at a job first.
Can you match the girl with what she did before she became a photo model?
A) “I worked as a data entry operator for Sears. I worked in the bankruptcy department, and I also managed a Hardy’s fast-food restaurant. I was one of the people who introduced fried chicken to all of the Hardy’s restaurants. I used to go around and show people how to cook it.”
B) “I had a job as a receptionist for a year right after high school before I started dancing in clubs.”
C) “I was working as a bartender in a sleazy place, and a guy saw me in a tank top and said, ‘Wow, you have amazing breasts.’ We got to talking, and he was amazed with my natural breasts. He said, ‘I love this magazine, SCORE. I’m the biggest fan and you should totally try out.’ I was like, “Well, you know, I don’t know,” and he said, ‘Please, please, you’ll make everything come true for me.’ And finally I said, ‘Okay, I’ll give it a shot. For you, I will.'”
D) “I worked retail as a sales associate, full time. An ex-boyfriend of mine buys a lot of your videos, and at the end of one there was this commercial to be a SCORE model and he saw it and convinced me to come and model for you guys. I thought, ‘Hey, I can do that!’ and here I am.”
E) “I was working as a waitress at Beef O’Brady’s and going to school.”
F) “I was a receptionist. Just a regular nine-to-five chick for a construction company. I met an agent when I was walking home from work and eventually decided to give it a try.”
The first impressions are in, and here’s what a selection of SCORELANDERS have to say about the amazing Roxi Red in her first two photo sets and videos.
Vince: “Having the most wonderful time of my life, Roxi, at 4:15 am after keeping it up for two hours! How can a 71 yo horny guy get any sleep? You’ve brought me back to when I saw Virginia Bell at the Palace Burlesque here in Buffalo, hand firmly on cock. Any chance for a little something special for Invincible? Can’t break any longer. Desperate to get back into action. Hopefully til near dawn.”
Maddien: “Fantastic debut! She proves that she’s very sensual and made for sex as well. I like her high vibes. A 100 percent sexy and sensual woman.”
Nigella: “Aw, I was hoping she’d be wearing the red bra in the debut pic set! Never mind, Roxi is an amazing discovery, what a figure! I’m sure SCORELAND will make the most of this great lady. The write up for the video mentioned bra shopping. Can we have a vid where she tries a load of bras on please! And then a secretary video, a nurse video, a shower in lingerie video, the works!!!!”
JCB: “What an AWESOME debut !! Roxi is going to be a SCORE star without a doubt. LET’S HAVE MORE PLEASE!!”
Hans Hermansson: “I have tried to express my feelings about Roxi Red but it is difficult. She is just the most gorgeous babe to ever walk this planet, the kind of woman I have always dreamed of. So, please, SCORE, make the most of her, please, and post many, many, many pic sets and videos of her. Can’t wait for updates. Thanks.”
Today, Roxi takes things into her own hands. So get a grip while Roxi gets a grip.
I think it’s safe to say Roxi’s a hit at SCORELAND.
The Busty Housewives of SCORE include 2011 Model of the Year Kelly Christiansen and Jayden Prescott, ladies whose husbands are SCORE mag readers, saw our model search ads and inspired their better (much better) halves to contact us about modeling. Barbie Kelley now joins the club. Mrs. Kelley is the wife of a reader who owns every issue of SCORE and Voluptuous ever printed. They took some snaps of Barbie at home and sent them to SCOREModelsWanted.com. Long story short, Mrs. Kelley heats up SCOREVideos.com this weekend and struts her stuff at SCORELAND next week. (Mr. Kelley accompanied her to our studio.) I salute you, busty wives and your liberal husbands who buy SCORE.
Jazmine goes straight from a New Discovery pictorial to hardcore hooternanny at warp speed. She’s a single Florida girl who moved from New York to the Sunshine State. A wise decision. Now she can wear bikinis all day at the beach, as nature intended. Watch Jazmine blow the man down in her first scene. Asked to describe any special talent she might have, Jazmine replied, “I’m good at driving a stick shift.” You can see that in the pictures and video called “Jazmine & Jizzman,” an irresistible story that will touch your hearts and hard-ons at SCORELAND.
Jazmine can do all the sexting she wants.
On the subject of busty housewives, we have the President and Founder of the Busty Housewives of SCORE, Diane Poppos, who does justice to her skin-tight top and spray-on pants. A woman who brings a tear to my eye whenever I reflect upon her. Diane still has that leggy magic, too, which she attributes to wearing high heels, sometimes when she’s vacuuming the house! I salute you, original MILF of Texas.
President of the Busty Housewives of America
And now at your favorite store, the December ’12 SCORE with a bonus DVD. Visit eBoobStore.com for the full run-down and previews. If you’re into the new digital magazine format, this issue includes five embedded videos. All those cool electronic magazines predicted in the movies 2001 A Space Odyssey and Minority Report are finally here. If your store doesn’t carry SCORE, let me know and I’ll set them on the right path.
She debuted last week flying solo and then returned quickly to fly with a joystick. Anjii looked very highly qualified as she got a grip on things and rubbed it the right way.
With her looks and body, Anjii’s got us in the palms of her hands. Which is a good place to be.
Tyjack comments: “Dear Anjii, What can I say but, WOW!! You are a beautiful lady with a FANTASTIC set of boobs and a dynamite pussy. Thank you so much for being here, I hope to see more of you in the future.”
Check out this clip and then steer over to SCORELAND for Anjii’s full, hands-on treatment.
“A friend of mine recommended you,” Melissa said. “I looked at the website and the magazine and decided to try it. You contacted me back right away.”
Melissa is one of the next generation of models that goes straight to pole dancing in the blink of an eye.
It’s not for every new model, of course, and it will never be for everyone, but for the adventurous types like Melissa, Sadie Blooms, Chantal Raye, Goldie Ray and other recent newcomers, the fit is right and tight.
I don’t know how the Internet has affected the strip club scene as far as attendance numbers, but the clubs still seem to be going strong according to the people I know in that business. There are much less feature dancers these days in North America, especially in the big-bust league, and many more house dancers.
I don’t go to titty bars like I used to because most of the clubs in Florida tend to hire skinny dancers with small chests, and that’s never been my speed. Back in the 1990s, I managed to see most of the big-bust superstar dancers, like Alyssa Alps, Busty Dusty, SaRenna Lee, Minka, Traci Topps and a lot of other big names, in clubs like Flashdancers and Boobie Bungalow.
There are still tons of clubs in South Florida, and friends I know who work in the club business in the mid-west tell me that there are still lots of clubs in Wisconsin, Indiana, Michigan and other Mid-Western states. (The clubs and bars are more casual there than the expensive gentlemen’s clubs in large urban areas.)
Which leads me to quoting several SCORE Girls about their dancing days.
Gee, she's an angel.
Angel Gee: “I used to dance in a no-contact club, but if I liked somebody and they liked me and I was comfortable enough, I could inch my way a little bit closer, put my boobs up in their face and whatever. And of course they’d say, ‘Can I touch?’ and I’d be like, ‘Hmmmm, maybe!’ I absolutely loved dancing, and it wasn’t even about the money, which is a sad thing ’cause I’m not your average stripper. I love my body. I’m comfortable in my skin, and I love to have guys wanting me. It’s a big turn-on to be the center of attention and all eyes are on me and it’s my show.”
A faceful of Colt 45.
Colt 45: “I’m not much of a dancer. I’m more of an entertainer. I don’t put on a big, glamorous show. I do more of a personal show, an audience participation kind of thing. I always ask the guys, ‘Do you want me to paint myself or do you want my boobs around your face?’ I’ll hang with guys and drink every chance I can get. I’ve never been one to stay in the dressing room and stare in a mirror like some girls. I’m more down-to-Earth, and I like to hang out with people. That always surprises people, that I’m down-to-Earth.”
Morgan danced in UK clubs for a few years.
Morgan Leigh: “American clubs have been around longer so they’re set up better. The clubs are usually bigger over here in the United States. And they’re more accepted. It’s more acceptable to go to a strip club or gentlemen’s club here than it is over in the UK. I’ll often be out with friends and we’ll decide to go to a gentlemen’s club. Guys in Britain are more budget-minded. They are more careful with what they do with their money. It’s still a fantasy thing, a relaxing thing, an enjoyable thing. I think most guys, wherever they are, get the same thrill out of it. In the clubs I danced in, in most of them I had to wear knickers. Of course, it didn’t matter because most of the men only cared about staring at my big boobs.”
Ohio sweetie Destiny.
Destiny Rose: “My club is off the highway so I get a lot of truck drivers who stop in for a bite to eat. On the weekends, it’s a younger crowd. It’s fun. I like dancing on the weekends. I like to squeeze my tits together and lick both my nipples at the same time. It feels good. I am sure that if I tried, I could probably stick both my nipples in my mouth at the same time and suck them and hold them there for a while. There is this one girl that I dance with at the club. She is busty and exotic looking and I love her. I swear that on any given night when I am not working, I will go into the club and I will give her half of my money just on getting lap dances alone! That’s the power of big boobies for you! I can’t resist!”
It's difficult to remove your face from Daylene.
Daylene Rio: “I can pretty much do full-on grind. I don’t have to be 20-feet away. They pop all the time. The dance isn’t over until the guy pops in his pants. I’ve had it happen in 30 seconds. When guys come into the club, they’re not looking for romance. They’re looking to have fun. Sometimes guys will recognize me from SCORE. I love when that happens.”
I long for the days when the big-boobed girls ruled the stages.
Girls like Dolly Delight in bikinis like this are one-in-a-million.
I’m usually not one to give homework assignments (I hated homework when I was in school. All I wanted to do at night was watch hockey). But, today, I’m going to give you a homework assignment. Yeah, I know, it’s summer and school is out, but I think you’ll like it. Here it is:
1. Take a look at this photo of Dolly Delight in a bikini. It’s from her photo set that went up yesterday at SCORELAND. The video went live today.
2. Memorize it.
3. This weekend, go to the beach. Or to the pool. Or to the park. Or wherever bikini babes in your area congregate.
4. Take a look around. Take a lot of looks around. Hang out for a few hours. Enjoy yourself. Relax. It’s summer. You deserve it.
I’m going to guarantee that you’re not going to see a single girl with a body that even comes close to Dolly’s, and I’m going to bet that no girl will be wearing a bikini like the one Dolly is kinda wearing here.
But your homework assignment isn’t yet complete:
1. If you do see a girl who’s even remotely built like Dolly, see if you can find a way to get her over to BeASCOREModel.com. Try not to be too forward (meaning don’t get arrested and don’t get punched by her deadbeat boyfriend). We pay finders’ fees! And don’t forget to report back on the Blog.
2. If you don’t see a girl who’s even remotely built like Dolly (which you probably won’t), well, just remember: Girls like Dolly in (and out of) bikinis like this are what make SCORELAND special.