And if you’re not in the USA, you’ve still got the hooters. Mamazon The Movie rumbles in the jungle with Chapter 4 Kali’s Caged Sex as sexy Kali West learns how the male of the species operates when she serves one of the captives a banana for lunch and he repays the favor with his own banana. Meanwhile, the other Mamazons are plotting big trouble for the invaders of their secret village. I pity the fools.
Lillian Faye checks out the beach with the SCORE crew in Extreme Bikini Time, a SCORE Theater video. Let’s hope what you’ll see doesn’t become an ocean of crude oil this summer. I like oil on boobs but not that much!
Lillian cums with an ocean view.
Trinity's heavy hangers are just what the doctor ordered.
You met new discovery Trinity Michaels in a previous BLOG video. Now check out her first pictorials. Trinity (August ’10 V-Mag) photographs like a dream and I am positive she will be a new fave of many V-Men. I hope she decides to try modeling for at least a few years. It’s all new to Trinity so she’s looking forward to the feedback.
Laurella is another new Voluptuous arrival. She’s from titty city Prague, land of beer and big boobs. Why is Prague such a hub for busty girls? Is it the beer? The sausages? Or maybe the Czechs and the other eastern Europeans simply have the boob gene. I don’t know. Laurella reminds me of another Czech that regulars will remember well, Bozena.
Another new super-busty brunette. How lucky can you get?
Tatiana Blair is interviewed by Maria and Allie in a rare double header. She’s cute, she’s pretty, she’s adorable. And, oh yeah, Tatiana’s bra is loaded.
Tatiana tells all on SCORELAND.
If you have a membership to SCOREVideos.com, the Janet Jade video Won’t You Take Me To Funkytown? is having its world premiere showing. I especially like this video because Janet go-go dances in the opening sequence, something I always love to see. Janet is a dancer back home in Detroit and she can bust a move with the best of ’em. Remember the Fly Girls from In Living Color or the Solid Gold dancers? Janet’s just as talented and even sexier. Don’t forget the popcorn and beer.
Janet tears it up at SCOREVideos.com
Have a relaxing, boobadelic weekend and keep SCORING.
Chapter 3 of Mamazon The Movie: Rachel Love takes on two guys!
Frying in the sun has its limitations. That’s where SCORELANDcomes in. Cool off and heat up with this weekend’s hot babes doing what they do best. Mamazon The Movie continues the cliffhanging with Chapter 3 and tough-girl Rachel Love learning the jungle boogie from two of her prisoners. If Queen Alexis Silver finds out, there’s gonna be hell to pay.
Morgan Leigh is a Busty Swinger in a matching video and photo set. Not exactly a swinger. Kind of a swinger. See slim-n-stacked cutie Morgan swing, play and tit-chat hotter than a $4.95-a-minute phone sex operator.
Bikini time for shapely Kaytee!
Morgan Leigh: Busty Swinger
Kaytee Carter shows off the kind of bikini she wears at home by her pool. That’s the kind of swimsuit that gets guys at the beach whipping out their cell phone cameras!
Annina stuffs those world cups in a teeny bikini.
And Annina wears an extreme swimsuit that ‘s not easy to figure out. It ties here, loops there and ultimately makes her a sexy, wrapped package. Over in Germany, Annina is making public appearances rooting for her home boys in the World Cup. The German team won on Wednesday, so Annina must be creaming in her jeans.
I’m not into all the craziness. The appeal of farked-up weirdness goes way past me. I don’t like to see bukkakes. And I also feel sorry for the janitor afterwards. Gang bangs? It’s mainly a man show with all the subtlety of a wrecking ball. There’s plenty more wacked-out fringe stuff that I won’t even bother writing about. All I can say is, to each his own and good luck.
But Natalie Fiore simply unpeeling a banana and putting it in her mouth? A-ha! That I can watch over and over. Maria wrote two BLOG entries this week, one about fruit play, the other about the greatness of Natalie Fiore. As it turns out by chance (or maybe Maria has precognition), just in time for this Sunday’s SCORE Theater video is Foodie Time With Natalie Fiore. Just give me the simple pleasures in life and I’m content. Natalie coming back from a trip to the grocery store and saying “Teeets” in her sexy accent is all I really need. Pouring honey on her beautiful areolae and licking it off? Lip-smackin’ good. Like I commented, Natalie could turn a breast-man into an Iron Cock Chef in less than two minutes. Check out these vidcaps. (Her scene is video only.)
It's always PMS time with The Mamazons.
Also this weekend, Chapter Two of Mamazon The Movie starts today. In this episode, the bad-ass Mamazons, led by badder-ass queen Alexis Silver, examine one of their captives and his Johnson before throwing him back into their jungle jail. But on the way back to the lock-up, stacked warrior guard Alia Janine decides to find out what a man has to offer her so she jumps the hapless Hugo. It’s just the beginning of the male invasion and penetration of the Mamazons’ society and way of life. How you gonna keep ’em down on the farm after they’ve seen pee-pee?
Christy takes no prisoners.
And then there’s Christy Marks, a girl who can make a guy blast off just by sucking his finger and staring into his eyes. That’s already posted in a 69 (what else?) image pictorial.
Enjoy it all because it’ll be Monday before ya know it!
The 13th annual all-naturals issue (September ’10) has now hit stores worldwide in countries where freedom rings. I feel the pain of boob-men in Iran, China and Cuba. (There have been rumors that North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-il has inquired about the possibility of a Korean-language edition.) The magnificent Karla James is this month’s cover star, and her layout includes a show-and-tell interview. This special edition is almost an On Location Grand Bahama reunion with pictorials of lush ladies Taylor Steele, Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Natalie Fiore, Sophie Mae, Terry Nova, Kaytee Carter (XXX) and Shione Cooper (XXX), plus a photo spread of the top 10 naturals of 2000-2009. What a lineup! The ink’s still damp and already the emails have been coming in. If you can’t get off your happy seat and get to your local mag stand, a few clicks will connect you to our eBoobStore. Either way, you don’t want to miss this issue. What do I like best about magazines? If the electricity goes out, all you need is a flashlight and you’re back in business.
Karla James leads the September A-Team of SCORE Girls.
Mamazon The Movie debuts today on SCORELAND with six busty jungle swingers hellbent on defending their land and their sacred idol against a quartet of male marauders trying to invade their turf. Alexis Silver heads the great cast as the evil Queen of the Mamazons (sex bombs Rachel Love, Daylene Rio, Kali West, Alia Janine and Shyla Shy). When the four idol raiders intrude on their privacy, the savage Mamazons use their big tits, grinding hips and sucking lips to teach the interlopers a lesson they’ll never forget. Packed with big-boobed action, hardcore fucking, anal and threesomes. If Indiana Jones did more fuckin’ and less whip crackin’, he might have been more relaxed and less crabby.
“This big-bust adventure movie just came together naturally,” said Tushna, the director of Mamazon and the production manager of the SCORE Studio in Miami. “We never made a movie like this before. Mamazon was shot on five acres of a beautiful, privately owned tropical reserve. Every scene was shot outdoors. This unique reserve had waterfalls and lagoons, and it was stocked with many exotic animals including an 11-foot python, monkeys, peacocks, swans, parrots and toucans. Our prop department constructed all of the sets and props right on location including a bamboo prison where the male explorers are kept captive by the Mamazon tribe. Our stylists created the jungle girl costumes for the actresses. We’d also never incorporated the level of physical stunt work that the script called for. It was a very complex film to produce. I believe Mamazon is the first of its kind in the big-bust movie world, especially in a hardcore XXX movie.”
See Chapter One Attack Of The Mamazons today on SCORELAND.
When big-tittled American housewife Amber Lynn Bach hits the streets, traffic stops and nuts pop. “Tits For Sale” plays at SCORE Theater today. You have a front row ticket to see Amber get filled to the brim.
It’s always a big-bust holiday when Blog regular Jenna Valentine brings her sugar to the big show. She’s as sweet as candy and just as lip-smackin’ good.
Cornfed and curvaceous.
And on Sunday, the redheaded Venus of Ohio, Destiny Rose, plays poke my tushy with a Doc Johnson butt stuffer. You don’t want to miss this haymaker. Destiny’s become a household name in our neighborhood! You might have realized this, but you just saw her in a Blog video.
Enjoy them all this weekend because it’s back to work on Monday!
In what I consider to be a bit of an upset (but, obviously, most of you don’t), Kristina Milan was voted your favorite “Treasure Chests of the Dominican Republic” girl, beating out Miosotis and Vanessa Del. Over 600 “Blog” readers voted, and Kristina got 50% of the vote, followed by Miosotis at 35% and Vanessa at 15%.
So, what does that tell us (other than that you like Kristina)? I think it tells us that there are a lot of you out there who love girls with big, lactating tits. Or maybe it tells us something else. Hey, I’m sure you’ll let me know.
On a completely unrelated subject, the other day, I blogged about the difference between tit-fucking on camera and going all the way on camera. Thanks to Angela White for checking in, but Angela, I’m not bitching about what models won’t do. I’m completely able to accept it. Then again, you know how it is when you’re in a bar and you see a girl you like? You’re not gonna get anywhere if you don’t ask, right? The key is to not make the girl feel pressured. And Angela, you once told me that even you’re surprised you haven’t done boy-girl yet.
Stephanie Stalls looks like a porn star but isn't one…yet.
Candy Manson is a porn star.
Anyway, what I really want to talk about is Stephanie Stalls. There are new photos and a video of Stephanie going up tomorrow at SCORELAND, and I bring this up because Stephanie is one girl who I can’t believe hasn’t fucked on camera. Blonde hair, long legs, big ass, big tits, pierced nipples, pierced clit…if any girl looks like a porn star, it’s Stephanie. She kinda reminds me of Candy Manson who, as we all know, has gone go on to do porn. I remember the first time I saw Candy in a solo set, I said to Elliot, “This girl has to do porn.” And she did. You can see her sucking and fucking in Stacked Street Sluts #3, Stacked & Suckin’ and sucking/tit-fucking in Big-Tit Tune Up. Anyway, I see Stephanie going even further than Candy has. Really raunchy, slobbering, dirty porn. Anal, too. Hey, a man can dream.
But can you really tell a porn girl by her appearance? Did anyone ever think that cute little Brandy Talore would become a full-fledged porn star? I never did.
Anyway, check out Stephanie tomorrow. Then you can say, “I knew her when…”
Oh, and one more thing. If you get the chance, do a Google search on Simona Halep, the tennis player, and check out her before-and-after pics. It’s enough to make a boob man cry.
Lucas goes in for a closer inspection of Ashlee's clit.
Ashlee Chambers is new to SCORE. Dave had a nice chat with her in a BLOG video. Ashlee is a hard-bodied fitness model and personal trainer from Dallas, Texas. She’s also super-freaky and says that some of her hobbies are spanking, wrestling, swinging, cum-eating, fucking machines, deep-throating and dressing up in costumes and heels, so you could say that she keeps herself pretty busy. Ashlee decided to become a total porn slut and takes that position (and other positions) seriously. She describes herself as a “cum-craving nympho cock-whore.”
The piledriver position is a piece of cake for Ashlee, a fitness competitor.
After seeing this video, I think Ashlee’s being way too modest. She also told us she enjoys the feeling of soreness from getting fucked very hard, the first time I ever heard that one. One of Ashlee’s attributes that’s most talked about is her extremely large clitoris. It extends way beyond her clit hood. Clits this big are very rare. (And I thought Penny Porsche had a big clit. Check out the closeups.) Her SCORE boff buddy Lucas Stone was also fascinated by it. She’s also got one of the dirtiest mouths ever heard in a SCORE video. There’s a lot to be said for a girl who knows she’s a slut and enjoys being one. High-energy Ashlee pours out a non-stop torrent of filthy words when Lucas gives her the wood. While he’s drilling into her like BP off the Gulf of Mexico, she calls herself his “black-cock slut.” Ashley’s video airs Saturday.
Welcome to The Big Show, Ashlee. Keep up the fine work.
Yes, we're all about big breasts, but this is a rarity.
These days at SCORELAND, we’ve been busy posting pictorials of the winners of the Voluptuous 2009 Newcomer of the Year and Model of the Year contests, and it’s funny how even the things you know can sometimes take you by surprise. For example, I knew that Ashley Sage Ellison won Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year, but today, when I saw “NOY Runner-Up: Renee Ross” under the “What’s New” banner, I did a double-take. Runner-up? Runner-up to who? How can Renee Ross be runner-up to anybody?
Apparently, runner-up to her: Ashley Sage Ellison.
Apparently, SCORELAND member Tony R. felt the exact same way because he commented, “I can’t believe this absolutely amazing woman, so comfortable in her photos and on video, would be runner up to anyone.”
Then I looked at the photos of Renee pouring out of a tight top, and before I even got to the really good stuff (Renee’s J-cup naturals out and ready for sucking), I thought, “This just can’t be. This girl is the epitome of voluptuousness. Nobody can beat her.” But then I went back at looked and Ashley Sage’s Model of the Year photos and I thought, “Well, maybe.” But I’m not so sure. And the voting was super close, so it’s not like Ashley won in a landslide.
But if she keeps behaving like this, Renee will be 2010 Model of the Year.
Anyway, Ashley and Renee are sure to go at it again in the 2010 Model of the Year Contest, and I think the result might be reversed this time. You see, when the 2009 publishing year ended, Renee hadn’t yet gone hardcore, and since then she’s done girls in Sex In The Titties and gone all the way with a guy in K-Jugs and in V-Mag. As for Ashley, she’s yet to even spread her legs on camera, and you know how we guys can be, always asking for more. Give us a tit and we’ll take a pussy.
The way I see it, Ashley has about four months to fuck on camera or 2010 V-Mag Model of the Year will be all Renee’s. And then Ashley will be runner-up and I’ll be asking, “Runner-up? Runner-up to who?”
Morgan gets a cum sunscreen to protect her fair skin.
Gianna has a nice high angle view of Lorna’s cleavage.
Michelle May makes our day.
Victoria lights up our lives.
Kawazonga! The tits just keep on comin’ this week. Victoria Lane wears the kind of dress that would cause an earthquake in Iran. What zingers she has! Michelle May has a fresh set today and a matching video tomorrow. She reminds me of a Voluptuous version of SCORE model Karen Fisher. Michelle’s made an important announcement that hurt me so bad, I can’t tell it on the Blog. Gianna towers over Lorna Morgan, also on Saturday, but Lorna is taller lying down. Height difference aside, it’s a very unusual pairing, the super-hardcore porn performer and the glam star. And finishing off the weekend on SCORELAND with a happy ending, it’s Morgan Leigh in her first, only and last POV Tits & Tug job (or tit wank, as Morgan calls this kind of handiwork). Just like Cindy Cupps and Crystal Gunns. Ya gotta hand it to Morgan. She strokes it right on the beach, too. I always say there’s nothing like sea air to make a girl get a firm grip on things. Morgan Leigh has my eternal gratitude. Enjoy her on Sunday ’cause it’s back to work on Monday.