All good things come to those who wait, and that includes new SCORE Girls, the kind who make you shout “Whoa!” Making a rockem-sockem intro worldwide with her first SCORE mag (Holiday ’10), covergirl and all-around eyecandy (44-28-38, 36H-cup) Kelly Christiansen now takes over both SCORELAND and SCOREVideos.com with a double feature of horny hardcore fun. Kelly’s husband is a SCORE mag reader, website member and DVD buyer, and at his urging, Kelly sent her pictures to our studio. (He deserves an award himself for going above and beyond.)
“We look at it together,” Kelly said. “I normally look at the magazines more than he does. I like to see what the girls are wearing. Look at their cleavage. I like girls. Girls are hot.”
Lana Ivans. Nothing like a sexy girl to brighten the day.
In Kelly’s interview, she also talked about an experience she and her husband had at a strip club. In the SCOREVideos scene, “A Fuck On The Wild Side” (above), Kelly plays out a fantasy she has about working in a strip club and fucking a guy after his friends have left. In the SCORELAND video, “First Time’s A Charm” (below), Kelly charms the pants off Mr. John Strange (the More To Fuck bachelor). Like, who could resist her? There’s gonna be a lot of pants droppin’ this weekend, thanks to beautiful Kelly. Her body looks smokin’ hot in these vids. Check out these trailers and see what you can expect. Like I’ve mentioned before, if you’re a SCORELAND member, the monthly Loyalty Program includes SCOREVideos.com. A true stimulus package.
Then on Sunday, another new, very sexy babe named Lana Ivans makes her SCORELAND debut in a super-sexy solo vid (Lana debuted on on SCOREVideos last month). You’ll be seeing much of this newbie before the year is up! Trust me, you’ll bust a nut over Lana. Enjoy the weekend and keep scoring!
Beautiful Kelly Christiansen’s first pictorial from Holiday ’10 SCORE was published on SCORELAND yesterday along with a lengthy interview that Dave and I did with her right after the shoot. Considering Kelly was doing this for the first time, I was really impressed by how relaxed and comfortable she was. Her story is similar to Jayden Prescott’s. Her husband is a SCORE reader.
“”He’s a website member, too, and he also buys some videos. He loves Julia Miles,” Kelly said. “I always knew it. He was very open about it. And he likes girls like me. He prefers a little meat on the bones. It’s flattering, like, ‘Oh, good, I don’t have anything to worry about.’ He said, ‘Hey, look, they have this BeASCOREModel.com website,’ so we watched the little introductory video and he said, ‘You should do this.'”
We owe SCORE reader/husbands a collective thanks on many levels. They go above and beyond. Next week, SCORELAND will be running Kelly’s first video. Ya don’t want to miss this one. Read more of Kelly’s interview here.
Good grief, it's fun to brush your teeth with Lorna Morgan!
Men…go figure. We never want to go shopping with our girlfriends or wives, but if a busty SCORE Girl asked for volunteers to go bra or tight-tops shopping with her, there’d be a line of men around the block. We complain about how long women take to get ready in the morning and stay as far away from the bathroom as possible, but there’s something about a SCORE Girl’s morning routine that grabs our attention every time. Who would want to watch a girl shave her legs or do her hair or put on her makeup and nail polish…or brush her teeth? Turns out that a lot of people would. I mean, check out that photo to the left of Lorna Morgan from the Holiday ’01 issue of SCORE. She’s…spitting! Yuck? Hot? Hey, it wasn’t my favorite photo in the set, but there were a lot of others that were memorable (like the ones of Lorna shaving her pussy; it’s the kind of ultra-personal thing we don’t usually get to see Lorna do).
Anyway, we revisited the private morning ritual scenario recently, and if you’d like, you can click to it right now at SCORELAND. But that would be cheating. I’d rather you play along with me for a few minutes. Below are four photos, all of the same girl, all from a posting that went up today. Can you name the girl who’s letting us view her private morning routine? And if you already know because you saw the pictorial, don’t guess! Because if you do, I’ll have the mystery girl charge into your bathroom while you’re shaving.
Paola Rios, one of my two favorite Paraguayan (I know a total of four), has a fresh set this week on SCORELAND. I especially like this set because it has a Naughty Neighbors look and feel to it. She’s wearing a white wifebeater, booty shorts and long athletic socks. Paola’s hair is in pigtails and her makeup is light. She looks like she hasn’t been out of bed too long (and she stays on it for the duration of the pictorial). This set of pictures says to me, “Sunday morning.”
After I looked at the photos, I went back into the Model Directory and looked at Paola’s earlier photo sets, wrapping it up with her first one, published in the September ’07 V-Mag. Wow, has it been over three years since Paola began modeling? It seems like 2007 was just a little while ago, and now we’re already zooming into 2011.
Paola doesn’t speak English, only Spanish, so back then I interviewed her with the help of the photographer (a Spanish and English-speaking Finn). “Have you ever gone out with a guy who didn’t care about big tits?” I asked. “No,” Paola answered. “They are all obsessed by big tits!” “How long does it take a guy you go out with to ask you questions about your breasts?” was one of my other questions. “About five minutes,” she replied. I’d have guessed two minutes, at least to compliment Paola about whatever top she was wearing.
Paola impressed the SCORE staff, so she was invited to the group photo shoot that became On Location Eleuthera (Big Boob Paradise on DVD). Scheduling snafus kept her from getting to The Bahamas in time. I’ve wondered what the shoot would have been like if she had made the trip. But we did make two fun DVDs with her in South America.
I still can’t believe it’s been more than three years. We must be due for a new Paraguayan by now.
And, just as obviously, in this photo, Anna Kay is thinking about you.
Obviously, in this photo, Nadia Night is looking at you.
The poll that had been running for the past three weeks on the Blog asked, “In XXX photo sets and videos, do you want the model to look at the camera?” The No. 1 answer: “Yes, always” with 44%, followed by “Occasionally” with 35%. The remaining 21% were split just about evenly between “Only when she’s giving a blow job,” “Only when she’s fucking” and “No, never.”
This was posed as a simple yes or no question in the members area of SCORELAND, and 63% said yes, 16% said no and 21% said they didn’t have a preference either way. Elliot James discussed this issue in a recent Blog, so we don’t have to analyze it once again. I know that I like when a model looks at the camera when she’s sucking cock or fucking, not because I think she’s looking at me but because I always interpret her eyes-wide-open as either 1. “I’m totally unabashed about this” or 2. “Can you believe I’m doing this?” I knon, there’s a thin line between those two interpretations, but they both work for me.
For me, the most interesting thing about the poll results is the 44% who answered occasionally. Okay, when? Does occasionally mean more often than not or less often than more?
I ask these questions because feedback is the only way for us to give you what you want. If it was up to me, the girls would have their eyes open all the time and would be saying hello to all their friends and family back home. But, as I pointed out once before, it’s not all about me.
Oh, and one more thing. Make that two more things: XXX photos: Eyes open or shut? XXX videos: Eyes open or shut?
Today at SCORELAND, one of the best-built new naturals is back, Sophie Mae. I’m often depressed because Sophie lives in the Czech Republic, and that means that we can’t photograph her (and a lot of other top-shelf Europeans, Canadians and Latins) here in Miami. But because we go the extra mile for the deep-cleavage community, or 5,072 exhausting miles (8,163 kilometers) to be exact about it, we go to Sophie. In this video, Sophie lotions up her succulent body and natural love pillows, and when she lays back on the bed all creamy, it’s a miracle she didn’t slide right off. I call natural boobs “natty tits.” Sophie has a pair of absolutely amazing natty tits. And she’s a beautiful girl overall. Last week’s video “Breast Shakers” was just a warm-up to this video, “My Breasts Like Creaming.” Have a blast.
This Saturday, meet new SCORE Girl Nadia Night. She hates wearing bras, dresses practically close to naked and likes big tubesteaks. Nadia’s a Florida babe who’s a Dolphins fan, likes to go to the beach in string bikinis and enjoys riding the baloney pony while the cameras roll. That last part is where we come in. Nadia’s first video in SCORE Theater is “Nice & Nasty.” She’s very nice at being nasty. Right off the snap, Nadia turned up the temperature to roasting levels. It was no surprise that the photographer walked out of the studio like he’d just jogged five miles in Florida heat. Roll the clip and you’ll see what I mean.
This past week on SCORELAND has been a rich one, with Destiny Rose, birthday girl Arianna Sinn and Anna Kay. Destiny even went bottoms-up, playing with an anal toy. Very hot stuff.
The idea for this weekend’s SCORELAND video “Breast Shakers” can’t get more basic. Have girls stand against a wall, and jiggle and shake their hooters. That’s it. But it’s something no card-carrying tit-man could tire of. Because the old-fashioned ways are often still the best. In this video, the breast shakers are Sophie Mae, Sensual Jane and Alexa, a German model. The clip ends with a breast-bounce battle between Amber Lynn Bach and June Summers.
Wet tits. Be there. Aloha.
Amber Lynn Bach will be smoking a sausage before long.
In a second SCORE Theater vid this week, Florida wifey and porn star Amber Lynn Bach needs something to do to keep busy. She’s kinda restless and needs to blow off some steam. Let’s try to guess what that’s gonna be. I like Amber Lynn because she combines a woman-next-door look with a porny-horny sluttiness and a fit body. There’s not a lot like her. This vid’s shot in XXX P.O.V. or as some French film critics call it, “you-da-man.”
Rounding off the weekend is super-slim n’ stacked Lillian Faye showercizing and toying. Lillian’s basically all tits and also has that next-door look about her. Someone you’d see in a supermarket or out walking her dog.
God bless big-boobed women who strut their stuff for us. Don’t take them for granted. That’s all I gotta say.
But with all the pictures of Annina getting ass-fucked and Christy taking on two cocks and Janet Jade getting a load of jizz on her magnificent rack (and so on and so on), the pictorial in the issue that might surprise you the most is the only one in which the girl DOESN’T fuck.
I mean, Maggie Green: a little over a year ago, she wasn’t even showing her pussy. She was your typical girl-next-door who just happened to enjoy showing off her big, beautiful, natural tits on the Internet. And then…she showed her pussy. And then…she got strap-on fucked by Daphne Rosen in Boob Science. And now, today at SCORELAND, this…
I mean, I’m speechless. And I don’t even have a ball-gag in my mouth.
The Valory Irene Special continues this weekend with a look at our latest contribution to the wonderful world of big boobs. Valory’s 21 and loves the ’80s, disco and reading. She considers herself a shy, bashful person but enjoys looking at herself in the mirror, checking out her photos and videos and reading the comments on SCORELAND. Valory wants to travel and see the world. We’re doing our best to make that dream come true.
Fans of Kali West, myself included, will welcome her back this Saturday in a fresh pictorial and matching XXX video Hootery Hangover in Voluptuous Theater. Prettier than ever, Kali’s in post-partum shape,a bit more more curvy, plush and zaftig than the Kali of Mamazon. Her boobs look delightful flying in bounce formation as she rides.
Kali West's fresh set and matching vid.
And double the pleasure with two pairs of beautiful hooters and four skilled palms, starting Sunday. Melissa Mandlikova and Kristy Klenot are very hands-on and handy girls. Girls you can pull for. Putting them together was a stroke…of genius. Kristy’s the bold one, the dirty talker, coaxing Melissa into a tits & tugs party, in both photos and video. It’s a long one, too. They like it like that. It’s Kristy at her most aggressive, hands-down. She really has her finger on the pulse of the breast-man.
Your weekend is complete. Just add the beer and pizza.