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Week got ya stressed? Bust it away.

May 7, 2010 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts
Very handy with power tools.

Very handy with power tools.

Stress? Anxiety? Worry? No problem. Those conditions don’t exist with this crew of hotties around to melt that stress right out the door. Did you see yesterday’s Janet Jade pictorial and video? Janet recreates the famous Tool Belt Pin-up Girls of the past with a new twist. A lotta new twists. Thanks, Miss Jade! Please fix our wagon.

Today, Jayden Prescott enjoys a hearty bumpty-hump in a fresh, no-holes-closed pictorial and video. No erotic zone, including her butt, is off-limits. Jayden’s the wife of a longtime SCORE reader, and together they generously, temporarily donated Jayden to the SCORE community. Their dream was to see Jayden as a SCORE Girl. (The April ’10 edition was her debut magazine.) Thank you, Mrs. Prescott!

Jayden is a liberal. At least about nudity and sex.

Jayden is a liberal. At least about nudity and sex.

Shione Cooper goes for another pony ride.

Shione Cooper goes for another pony ride.

On Saturday, gorgeous brunette Shione Cooper returns with a horny new video packed with sex…oily sex. Once again, it’s amazing how Shione went from barely topless last year to raw, boiling, hardcore XXX on SCORELAND and SCOREVideos. For which we say to her, thank you, Miss Cooper!

And on Sunday, Christy Marks wraps up a special four-part weekend series with Booty Call #4. Christy finds a test shot of a dude in the SCORE Studio and phones the guy to audition for one of her videos. Christy expects him to deliver the goods or take a hike. As always, Christy’s gotta get her some. She worships those big schlongs and really likes to make that popping sound when she gives a blow job. Thank you, Miss Marks!

Christy hold her own American sex idol audition.

Christy holds her own American sex idol audition.

Okay! This is a great weekend on SCORELAND starting Thursday. Make it count, ’cause it’s back to work on Monday!

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Rating: 4.3/5

Sometimes words won’t do, Part 2

May 1, 2010 by Dave 7 Comments

Yesterday at XLGirls.com, Kristina Milan got her giant milk jugs pounded. She let one of our guys suck the milk out of her full, heavy tits, then she smothered him with her chestal treasures, then she sucked his cock and made sure her tits were always on display, and then she fucked him. And if your eyes were on her pussy that was getting pounded and not her tits that were bouncing around wildly…well, I’m not gonna say you’re a better man than I am, but you’re definitely a different one. I never took my eyes off her tits.

Today, it’s SCORELAND‘s turn as Miosotis, who debuted yesterday with some eye-popping solo photos (I’m not sure which I liked more, the shots of her tits in or our of her low-cut top), sends her KKK-cup tits into action: smothering another lucky guy, tit-fucking him and then showing us just how out of control a pair of KKK-cup natural floppers can get when there’s a pounding going on down below.

Like Maria with Kristina yesterday, I wish I had the ability to describe what’s going on in today’s video. But I can’t. Instead, I’ll leave you with this:

O sole mio
sta ‘nfronte a te!
sta ‘nfronte a te!

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Rating: 4.4/5

Non-stop hot babes take over SCORELAND

April 24, 2010 by Elliot James 11 Comments

We had a wild weekend on SCORELAND, right on top of last weekend’s action-packed On Location Grand Bahama super special. But let’s backtrack a few days. On Thursday,  Natalie Fiore wore a thingie that I can only describe as…a thingie. A thingie that makes the compass point north. This photo is from the May ’10 Voluptuous. Natalie should wear stuff like this more often. Like all the time.

Natalie Fiore from May '10 V-Mag.

Natalie Fiore from May '10 V-Mag.

Love those body comparison layouts!

Love those body comparison layouts!

Then on Friday, Bebe Cooper and Kaytee Carter took their positions and compared bodies. I heard it was an unplanned, spontaneous photo shoot and one of the girls had to make a flight home so there’s no video, but the still pictures are great. Some of my favorite body showdowns in the past have been Cindy Cupps and Crystal Gunns, Summer Sinn and Crystal Gunns and Christy Marks and Kylee Nash. Now Bebe and Kaytee join the League of Extraordinary Comparative Eye Candy.

Now about Kaytee Carter. Today, Kaytee stars in one of our trademarked, patented video chats with Dave. They’re not just hot. You get to know the girls as real girls. We didn’t invent the big-boobed video interview but we made it real and fun, not contrived and stiff. “The Kaytee Carter Chat” starts off in the model’s dressing room, the inner sanctum of boobage, and moves to a set where Kaytee not only talks about herself but demonstrates her skills at kickboxing, oils up her beautiful, naked bod and does other activities that are good for a man’s health. Kaytee’s underwear choice is also very interesting. Can’t describe it, though. You’ll have to see it.

Watch Jessica's only video on SCORELAND.

Watch Jessica's only video on SCORELAND.

It's all good with Kaytee.

It's all good with Kaytee.

Jessica Taylor is a blue collar worker by day, dancer by night at Taboo in Arcadia, California. Jessica debuted in the January ’10 V-Mag and so far, she’s only been in one video. We’ve got it. “Last Call For Boobs” takes place in a bar and Jessica, a stacked, pretty redhead with a girl-next-door vibe, dares to go bare, shaking her boobs and butt in your face. That’s why she’s called an erection engineer.

Maria interviewed Jessica in person for that edition and she’ll agree that Jessica is smokin’. I don’t know if Jessica will come back for a repeat but I hope so. If she does, we oughta do a tool-time girl layout and video.

A screencap from Christy Mark's video.

A screencap from Christy Mark's video.

Capping off the weekend on Sunday is Christy Marks in a super-horny boob-bouncin’ video in SCORE Theater. Some of it was shot in POV that puts the viewer in the driver’s seat. Christy is pretty quiet in this video (unusual for her; usually she’s a real chatterbox), but when she and her booty call start fucking, she just explodes. I’m always impressed by the contortionist, flexible positions Christy can get into, either alone or riding the rod. She must have checked out the Cliff Notes for Kama Sutra for this romperoo. Lots of tits in motion too; shaking, dangling, swinging like bell clappers.

So okay! Have a fun weekend and just follow the bouncing boobs. Not that ya need me to tell ya that!

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Rating: 4.6/5

The titillation of tits in tight tops

April 21, 2010 by Elliot James 14 Comments
The sheer miracle of stretchy tops and pants.

The sheer miracle of stretchy tops and pants.

Taylor, Jenna, Natalie, Karla and Arianna baring all in On Location Grand Bahama made my weekend. One of the cameramen was there when all five fully dressed babydolls were saying their goodbyes, and he snapped a few candids. As a lifelong student of the sweater-bulge and the tight-top phenomenon, I was extremely impressed by this one shot. Can you imagine the five of them walking down a crowded city street? It would make headline news around the world.

It’s always a bittersweet feeling when a group of models and the SCORE staff have to split up at the inevitable end of a trip. But there’ll be other times ahead. Good times.

Natalie Fiore should wear tank tops more often.

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Rating: 4.7/5

On Location Grand Bahama: Who will be the first to fuck?

April 20, 2010 by Dave 13 Comments
Now that she has tit-fucked on film, with Taylor Steele (right) go all the way? Will Karla James makes the leap from good girl to good girl who fucks?

Now that she has tit-fucked on film, will Taylor Steele (right) go all the way? Will Karla James makes the leap from good girl to good girl who fucks?

An impromptu poll I posted on the Blog last week asked, “Of the five girls in the On Location Grand Bahama special at SCORELAND, who do you think will be the first to do an all-the-way, XXX boy-girl scene?” The top answer–Taylor Steele with 45% of the vote–was not surprising considering that on Friday, Taylor did her first tit-fuck/tug-job scene, and as of 4:54 p.m. Eastern Time today, none of the other girls had ever touched a real, live cock on video.

I'd be happy if Natalie Fiore (left) merely tit-fucked on camera. As for Arianna, I wanna see her smiling sweetly while getting full-on fucked!

I'd be happy if Natalie Fiore (left) merely tit-fucked on camera. As for Arianna, I wanna see her smiling sweetly while getting full-on fucked!

But there was one surprise in the poll: Karla James, who hasn’t even done full-frontal nudity yet, came in third at 17%, a point behind Arianna Sinn, well ahead of Natalie Fiore and Jenna Valentine. Part of this can be attributed to wishful thinking. You desperately want to see Karla fuck on film, so you hoped to nudge her a bit by giving her your vote. Nice try, guys. And, besides, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, who Karla has been compared to, fucked on film twice. Of course, she waited six years before she did it the first time.

On second thought, I wouldn't be surprised if Jenna Valentine did hardcore. Little by little, she's showing us her horny side.

On second thought, I wouldn't be surprised if Jenna Valentine did hardcore. Little by little, she's showing us her daring side.

And consider this: Of Linsey, Nicole Peters, Kelly Kay, Lorna Morgan and Kerry Marie–basically the five most popular British big-titters ever–only Linsey has done XXX.

Not knowing anything else, my vote would have gone to Taylor, too. She’s gone the furthest so far of the five girls, and she seemed so eager to milk the cock in last Friday’s video. But I do know something else. I’m just not saying. My second pick would’ve been Arianna, if only because she’s Romanian. Those Eastern European chicks love to fuck everywhere…bedrooms, in the street, on camera. Everywhere.

Anyway, we’ll keep the poll active today as we wind up On Location Grand Bahama with some great behind-the-scenes video footage that includes Karla kissing Arianna’s tits (does that count as girl-girl?). And a week and a half from now, we’ll post a SCORELAND mini-special featuring the bustiest naturally slim ‘n’ stacked girl I’ve ever seen. There’ll also be a three-week special at XLGirls.com featuring three girls from our recent trip to the Dominican Republic. More details to come. I promise. As I write this, Maria is trying to steal preview footage, and you all know how good Maria is at stealing stuff.

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Rating: 4.9/5

On Location Grand Bahama: Arianna, sinfully GOOD

April 19, 2010 by Maria 7 Comments

Today is a magical day because Arianna Sinn’s masturbatorial masterpiece is posting to SCORELAND, and it will make you harder than a diamond in an icestorm. (Oh, yeah!)

I need to stress to you guys HOW GOOD this video is.

It’s good. Oh, man, it is horny, horny, horny goodness. She rubs those titties. She talks dirty to you. She rolls around, rubbing cream on her tatas and pussy, and then she cums for you. It’s intimate. It’s fucking porntastic! It’s sinfully amazing.

Arianna is so luscious and sexy and soft-spoken that you will want to fuck her and then, (Yeah, I’m going to say it, so brace yourselves.) cuddle with her. You will want to spoon with this gorgeous lady. But not to worry, with a sexy, curvy sex kitten like Arianna, spooning always leads to forking. (Insert drums and cymbals here for that cheesey joke…ba-da-dum-doosh! lol)

And because I am feeling generous, (Maybe because I am in some sort of post-horny haze from all the Arianna-ness today.) I am giving you this extra video of tomorrow’s goodness. Yes, I am like the patron saint of behind-the-scenes footage. Check out the video below! To me, the best parts are all the girl-on-girl jiggling and tit-kissing! And the part where all four girls are jumping around in bed together. It’s like the busty sleepover of my dreams.

Enjoy it, gentlemen. These titties in paradise will keep you cumming and cumming and cumming.

xoxox,

Maria

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Rating: 4.7/5

On Location Grand Bahama: Growth spurt #3 for Natalie Fiore

April 18, 2010 by Elliot James 8 Comments
Walkin' in the sand. Natalie Fiore On Location Grand Bahama.

Walkin' in the sand. Natalie Fiore On Location Grand Bahama.

Something boobtastic has happened.

Something boobtastic has happened.

She’s beautiful. Intelligent. Sophisticated. And her breasts are even bigger than last time. It seems unreal, but it’s true. Natalie Fiore is bustier than ever.  I’m in awe. I’ve been staring at her new photos in a trance. Glazed. Breastnotized. I think she’s a sorceress, this one. A nice sorceress, I mean.

Today On Location Grand Bahama episode 4 features Natalie, stacked to the max in her skimpy bikini and wrap, strolling on the beach.  One of Miss Fiore’s first shoots in Nassau was on the beach (September ’07 SCORE). She wore a teeny red bikini and it was late in the day. This new pictorial is at sunrise.

What I also found interesting about the opener is that it almost looks like those sneak shots that celebrity photographers take of actresses and starlets walking somewhere. The opening pictures have an unposed naturalism that I’ve always found appealing. Plus, I’m a huge fan of busty girls walking. That’s very old-school in this era of over-the-top dementia. Yet, it’s true. I could watch Natalie simply walking on the beach all day if I could. And watch Karla washing a car in a wet T-shirt.

Get over to SCORELAND tomorrow for episode 5. Arianna Sinn has a lot to get off her chest.

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Rating: 4.7/5

On Location Grand Bahama: Karla washes while you wax

April 17, 2010 by Elliot James 8 Comments
On Location Grand Bahama with Karla James

On Location Grand Bahama with Karla James

Karla James brings to life one of the #1 male fantasies: the good ol’ busty car wash.

On Saturdays, my neighbor washes his car in his driveway. He looks like Homer Simpson.

In an alternative universe, I live next to Karla James. Every Saturday, she puts on a tight, white T-shirt and denim shorts and washes her car for a loooong, loooong time. My weekend is complete.

But the reality is, there is no alternative universe. That’s what SCORELAND is for.

Your local car wash does not hire employees like this

Your local car wash does not hire employees like this

And without SCORELAND, I’d have never known about Karla James. In Part 3 of On Location Grand Bahama, Karla grabs a bucket and a cloth and goes to town. Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke never had it this good.

Nothing beats a shower or a car wash. The simple pleasures in life are the best. Good, clean, wholesome fun. Thanks to Karla James. And the automotive industry.

I’m looking forward to the next episode!

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Rating: 4.8/5

Today at SCORELAND, Taylor Steele shows us what love is

April 16, 2010 by Dave 6 Comments
Today at SCORELAND, Taylor Steele places that cock between her tits. She would have tit-fucked all of us, but that was logistically impossible.

Today at SCORELAND, Taylor Steele places that cock between her tits. She would have tit-fucked all of us, but that was logistically impossible.

Today at SCORELAND in the second day of On Location Grand Bahama, 21-year-old Taylor Steele tit-fucks and jacks a cock on camera for the first time. Emphasis on the phrase “on camera.” By the way, congratulations to all of you who correctly guessed Taylor in Monday’s blog. You win the right to see the pictures and watch the video (as long as you have a membership).

I just finished watching the video, and I have to say, it took me three times to get through the entire thing. Not because it was boring. No. Because it took me three times to get through the whole thing.

So, from the home office in Mypants, here are the Top 10 things I love about today’s Taylor Steele video.

10. The interview in which she says she likes modeling because “I get to show everybody my pussy and my boobs.”

9. Her heavy red and blue eye makeup that makes her look like a slut. The red, dangling earrings are a nice slut touch, too.

8. The part where she says, “Anyone who loves my pussy can sleep with me.” Anyone?

7. The part where she says, “I wanna put a big cock in between my tits and jerk it off.”

6. The way she shoves her tits in the dude’s face so he can suck them.

5. Taylor, while rubbing her G-cups up and down the guy’s chest, saying, “I like being a little whore.” And a bit later, she upgrades it to, “I love being a whore.”

4. Taylor spitting on the cock while it’s between her tits. Also, Taylor taking a bottle of lube and squirting it on the cock. This girl is not shy.

3. The way Taylor drags her tits along the guy’s chest with her nipples trailing the rest of her breasts by about a half-inch. Only natural tits can do that.

2. Taylor turning around so we can see her big ass, then jacking his cock on her big ass.

1. The tit-fucking itself: Taylor squeezing his cock with her tits, making it disappear, then rubbing his cum into them.

Okay, 11 things. I like that the video is P.O.V. I normally don’t like P.O.V., but this time I do.

And a private note to Taylor: As much as I enjoyed your rendition of “I Want To Know What Love Is” on YouTube, I enjoyed this much more. I now know what love is. You showed me.

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Rating: 4.4/5

Hey, SCORELANDERS! You asked for it…

April 15, 2010 by Maria 24 Comments
Jenna kicks off On Location Grand Bahama!

Jenna kicks off "On Location Grand Bahama!"

And now it is here and happening inside of SCORELAND.

But I am getting ahead of myself.  (Whew…the excitement is almost too much.)

I HAVE THE MOST AMAZING NEWS!

We weren’t going to do this. You should know that up front. We were NOT going to do any kind of special or big to-do with the footage from our recent Bahamas excursion. We went there just to shoot some photos and videos of models…NOT to do another On Location extravaganza or another Big-Boob Paradise.

And we were going to post the sets and the videos at our leisure and everything was going to be business as usual at SCORELAND.

But you guys weren’t going to have any of that malarkey!

You saw the pics I posted (stole) from the Bahamas and you went BANANAS! You DEMANDED that we give you a special. You said, “Hey, I want to see those big-boobed babes on the beach and I want to see them NOW!” And you know what, SCORELANDERS?

We listened.

So we are gonna cut loose with all this good stuff right now.

RIGHT NOW. ON SCORELAND.

For the next five days, you guys are gonna get videos and photos of Jenna Valentine (going HOTTER than she ever HAS!), Karla James (looking like a big-titted tropical dream!), Arianna Sin (who is TOO HOT for words!), Natalie Fiore (whose tits are even BIGGER than before) and Taylor Steele (doing her first tug job EVER)!

We know…it’s April 15th. The last day for those of you in the U.S. to file your taxes. We know…you have had a hard time this year with our crapanomic recession. So, at SCORELAND we figured we might not be able to give you tax relief, but we sure as hell are going to give you JACK RELIEF! So join us on this adventure to the tropics! Just you and these five busty beauties. Hell, take a few days off of work if you have to. You deserve a vacation with these vixens.

What are you waiting for?

On Location Grand Bahama has begun! Get swept away!

xoxox

Maria

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Rating: 4.9/5