When Mianna Thomas walks into a bikini shop to buy swimsuits, we’d love to bring a chair and hang out by the dressing room. Today, Mianna is back for her 3rd SCORELANDaction video, and she’s still only 19 years old! It’s not easy screening videos at work when you have an erection, but it can be done. The mammary marvel of Las Vegas, Nevada leaves her teen years behind on February 28. We hope Mianna’s birthday bash will be as hot as this Voluptuous Theater video.
And now for the event you’ve been asking about and waiting for. Bebe Cooper arrives at SCORELAND tomorrow in her very first pictorial and video, and if you dig big, blue-veined, alabaster tits and perky nipples you could hang paintings on, you’ll go bonkers seeing Bebe milking herself, squeezing her 32H-mounds, and fingering her sopping wet pink pussy and clitty. Just what the milk man ordered. Bebe is one of the best looking milkers I’ve ever seen. One hot honey.
It was just a week ago that Maria gave you a sneak peak of a spectacular new natural who, in her words, we shot “on location somewhere overseas.” Well, now it can be known that the new discovery’s name is Karla James, she’s British (yes, another great British natural) and we shot her on location on the coast of Spain. We try to work quickly around here, and just a week after we shot her (her first naked photos ever), Karla is debuting today at SCORELAND(figure at around 5:00 p.m. EST). Here she is:
Karla James, new today at SCORELAND.
“It is really hard to find clothing which does not emphasize my breasts,” Karla said (why would she even want to try?). “If I wear loose clothing which does not show my figure, than I look overweight because of the size of my breasts. So mostly I wear tight clothing to show my figure.” Atta girl! As Elliot James (no relation to Karla) wrote in Karla’s introductory copy, “Spoken like a girl who understands the mind of the SCORE Man.”
Of course, Karla’s clothes come off inside SCORELAND. For the next four weeks, we’ll post one set a week of Karla on SCORELAND. That’s what’s known as a slow tease. Slow but rewarding.
Kaytee Carter hits SCORELAND’s New Discovery section!
SCORELAND gets splashed with Kaytee Carter’s first pictorial and video on Sunday. If you’re new to our Blog, you’ve probably missed super-bombshell Kaytee in her intro video and then a day later with another new discovery, Bebe Cooper. (Bebe’s first video and photos will be here next week.) “I’ve never gotten naked like this for anyone!” Kaytee said in her interview. Awesome!
She’s never danced, never modeled before, never been to a topless beach or a nudist resort, never stood naked in front of her bedroom window, and now here she is, due to the efforts of a SCORE reader who recognized large talents when he saw them and convinced Kaytee that she had the right stuffers. Yes, a man–a man like you, a man like me, a man who cared–risked having a drink tossed in his face, and a potential kick to the mcnuggets, by telling Kaytee that SCORE magazine needed babes like her. But good fortune smiled on everyone. Her first magazine, May ’10 SCORE, hits newsstands the third week of February, so be sure to pick up your copy. Congratulations, new covergirl Kaytee.
May '10 SCORE officially arrives in stores on February 23.
And if your local store doesn’t carry SCORE and other TSG mags, clearly the owner is afflicted with some sort of serious mental disorder. We can help. Send that store’s name and address to firstname.lastname@example.org and we’ll provide the care they need.
Today, V-Mag babe Alanna Ackerman gets tapped in a XXX video called Picked Up And Fucked. Yes, that title says it all. Alanna is an art student all by her lonesome, minding her own biz, just sketching in the park, when a pick-up artist pulls his speed-talking routine on Ms. Ackerman and lures her back to his crib of carnality for a power thumping. An inspiration to us all. He slides his pork-pipe between her 36F-cups and gives Alanna an art lesson in anatomy. Spend some quality time with Alanna’s quivering, bouncing, shaking hangers.
Titty happy hour with Alanna Ackerman.
Here’s how Kaytee looks in her first video. Man, is she smokin’.
And this is a mash-up of Alanna fogging our cameraman’s lens.
SCORELAND just posted a fresh pictorial of Dallas Dixon from the January ’10 Voluptuous, and there’s something interesting about her personal life in addition to her busty-neighbor-next-door look.
Dallas Dixon's office attire, Jan. '10 Voluptuous
Dallas Dixon and not her husband in the V-Mag movie Hooter Hospital.
She’s been married for 10 years, has a regular job and her husband is cool with her fucking other guys. Now, he doesn’t want to bang other men’s wives or the check-out clerk at his supermarket. But he likes seeing his wife get cocked. Our SCORE TV reporter talked to Dallas while she was relaxing in the dressing room. She’s only posed for us, although I’m sure other companies have been after those great tits.
I’ve never been married to a porn star, a hooker, a promiscuous woman, a sex surrogate, a swinger or a free love advocate, so I don’t know how I could handle a situation like Dallas’ hub does. But I know guys who do. I don’t know if there is some secret to handling the thought of some guy’s cock in your woman’s pussy. There probably is.
You saw her here first, and now reader’s wife Jayden Prescott is causing quite a stir (and numerous hard-ons) with her first photo posting at SCORELAND. Member Danny called her “lovely and beautiful.” Jack said, “Jayden is just gorgeous with her long, blonde hair, lovely smile and incredible body.” Daybird say, “Holy fuck!” Funny, that’s what I was thinking. Already, members are demanding her first hardcore video, but be patient. It’s coming. Soon. I don’t know when, but soon. And when it happens, Jayden takes it up the ass…doo-dah, doo-dah!
Just to recap Jayden’s story, which I think is fascinating: Until this, she’d never posed nude. She’s never stripped in a club. She comes from a very religious family, and she said, “My husband was only the third person I’ve had sex with, meaning actual penetration. Oral sex, I’ve had my share in college and high school, but I was trying to be a good girl.” Jayden, who was born in Missouri and now lives in Arkansas, isn’t trying to be a good girl anymore.
By the way, in the video below, when Jayden is locking her feet behind her head, I mention that she reminds me of Kylee Nash. When you get to that point, hit pause, then call up this photo of Kylee and put the photo and video side-by-side on your browser. Hey, if enough people do it at once, we can have the first-ever SCORELAND Blog virtual bukkake!
By the way, guys and girls, if any of you know a lady who might like to become a star at SCORELAND, direct her to BeASCOREModel.com. We pay finders’ fees.
In the feature DVD Boob Science, there’s a scene with Maggie Green doing her first hardcore girl-girl with Daphne Rosen. A couple of weeks ago, our studio manager came by and felt that SCORELANDguys should see this scene on the site, complete and uncut. It was the first time that Maggie ever did anything this hot and wild with another girl.
This Saturday, we’re ready to roll it for “Saturday Night At SCORE Theater.” It’s something of a first since we usually don’t run a complete chapter from a brand new DVD. Here’s the Boob Science back story for this scene. Two geeks named Dexter and Sheldon strike out constantly with girls, so they use their computer skills to create a superwoman named Mandy, played by Daphne. Daphne rips into the nerds for their lack of basic breast-loving skills. As part of their education, she conjures up Maggie so she can personally show the two dorks how a busty girl needs to be handled. And does she ever!
Dominno makes new friends quickly.
Then on Sunday in Bowling For Boobs in SCORE Theater, Dominno goes to a bowling alley. Maybe it’s her pink high heels or maybe Dominno’s just a klutz, but she’s having a lot of trouble tossing the ball. That two-piece schoolgirl/stripper outfit doesn’t help her bowling when her boobhound friend sees her. His mind in the gutter, his eyes pop out of his head like Wile E. Coyote’s and he can’t keep his fingers to himself. But Dominno likes his balls better than bowling balls anyway so he scores a strike. The moral of this SCORELAND video is that the couple that bowls together splits.
Okay, so sometimes I do things I am not supposed to.
I can’t help it.
When the “they” in charge tell me, “Maria you can’t do this and that,” and, “Maria, you absolutely cannot post this and that,” all I hear is, “Maria, we are challenging you to break the rules,” and, “Maria, we triple-dog dare you to attempt to do this. DO IT! DO IT!”
I’m bad. I’m so, so bad. It’s an innate thing. I can’t change it.
That is why when a very-pregnant Kali West was in our studios and they told me, “You most-certainly CANNOT go in there and film her preggo and going at it for the blog,” that is exactly what I did.
I grabbed my video camera, walked into the studio and shot it.
Then I ran, ran like hell and threw this tape at Lester our video editor and told him this was our little secret.
He edited it, and I have sat on it for a few months, patiently waiting for the right time to post it. (You have to time your law-breaking the right way. If you jump the gun, chances are that gun will come back and shoot you in the ass!)
But I figured since Kali is now up on SCORELAND doing a Tits & Tugs scene, this would be the opportune time to give you guys this footage. Sorry it’s dark and grainy. I couldn’t exactly ask them to light it for me, now could I? And I was afraid that if I got closer, that I would have interrupted the shoot and then there would have been hell to pay.
Regardless, here are some interesting deets for you guys.
Kali was four months preggo when she shot Mamazon.
Kali was eight-months during this clam diddling video.
You should, if you get a chance, check out Kali’s tug scene. But for now, enjoy this secret footage that’s not, so, um, secret anymore. lol Come what may, I am always glad to break the law for you guys. 🙂
There’s a whole lotta sweatermeat jiggling this weekend at SCORELAND, starting today with Isis Haze and her busty car wash show. Isis has the answer to the auto industry woes…if only they would listen.
Kali throws a POV hand party.
Eight months knocked-up, Kali West shows how handy she is at cum extraction in Tits & Tugs. That’s going up Saturday.
You met Jayden Prescott when she arrived at The SCORE Studio and chatted in a blog video with Dave. Now Jayden’s first photo shoot is ready to roll in “New Discovery” on Sunday.
Jayden's first time!
Breastnosis: The research continues.
Our research into the mysteries of breastnosis continues with Cynthia Flowers in “Boob Hypnosis,” posting Sunday in our Hardcore Special section. Cynthia’s major bazonkas turn us into real suckers. Stare at them and she’s got you.
Today, SCORELAND is happy to present Anna Kay’s first photo shoot from the Holiday ’09 Voluptuous PLUS a matching video! We’re pumped about it and think you will be too. Anna’s a magnificent new discovery. Here’s an excerpt from an interview Anna did with V-Mag editor Maria.
V-MAG: Now, we are sure that you are going to have plenty of fans once they see how beautiful you are. What’s your advice to guys who’ll approach you after seeing you in V-Mag?
ANNA KAY: I think it would be to just be gentlemen. Treat me with respect. I respond to that.
V-MAG: What if they wanted to take you out on a date?
ANNA KAY: I like dinner dates. I love seafood. A guy could take me to eat some good crab legs and I love that.
V-MAG: I hope you guys take note of that! Ask her to a seafood dinner!
ANNA KAY: Oh, especially Spondivits in Atlanta. I love that place.
(Copies of Anna’s Voluptuous mag debut are in stock at eBoobStore)
How’s it hangin’, boob lovers? I am back with NEW BOOBS for your VIEWING (and boner-whacking) pleasure.
(Don’t you just love new boobs? It’s like Christmas every time we get new boobies in the studio!)
These lovely jugs belong to a very hot, caramel-skinned lovely named Lady Spyce. Lady is part African-American, White and Cherokee Indian. (I mistakenly thought that she was a Latina when I first saw her, though. It’s her lovely tan skin and her amazing dark nipples that threw me off.) She is from the San Fernando Valley, California and when she is not doing adult stuff (she is a rising porn star), she goes to school and studies business. (Beauty and brains and boobs. The three B’s of babe-ness.)
By now, you should know that I love sports almost as much as I love stacked chicks and so I was pleasantly surprised when Lady turned out to be a Lakers fan. (Or so she claimed on her model questionnaire when she first arrived in our studios.) Sometimes girls say that they love sports and when I ask them about the teams that they like, or who plays on said teams, they can only name one player. (Usually the hunky one who gets all the press.) Well, Lady turned out to be quite the sports buff. In fact, after this interview, we talked about the Lakers at length and she had a lot to say. I don’t know about you guys, but I think it’s HOT when a chick is sports savvy. I mean, don’t you want to be able to take a busty babe to a game and have her enjoy it as much as you do? As a busty gal who loves sports, most of the guys I date say that my knowledge of teams and players is a turn-on.
And I must say that Lady’s tits are a turn-on, too. They are full and her areolae are nice and dark. She says she is sporting a DDD-cup, but I’m going to say that she is probably a full E-cup. And I would also like to point out that when she first gets up in this video and we see her heaving bosom practically popping out of this top…it’s pretty much perfect.
Enjoy Lady and her lush titties and stay tuned for more with this sexy West Coast babe.