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Valory Irene’s tits are sprung free at last!

September 21, 2010 by Dave 11 Comments
Valory Irene: Her top comes off today…finally.

Valory Irene: Her top comes off today…finally.

Until Valory's arrival today, Merilyn Sakova was the Ukraine's No. 1 export to SCORELAND.

Until Valory's arrival today, Merilyn Sakova was the Ukraine's No. 1 export to SCORELAND.

As cock teases go, this might be the biggest ever. But, hey, when a girl is as special as Valory Irene–or, maybe I should say, when a girl has a perfect, natural FF-cup rack like Valory does–sometimes the wait makes everything better when the big days arrives. Well, the big day has arrived. The big moment, actually. It arrives seven minutes, five seconds into Valory’s debut video today at SCORELAND, when she reveals her tits for the first time.

Valory is from the Ukraine, the same country that gave us Merilyn Sakova. Other than the fact that they’re both naturally stacked (and they’re both very slim), they aren’t much alike. At least I don’t think so. Valory’s tits are nothing like Merilyn’s tits. Valory’s ass is nothing like Merilyn’s ass. They don’t resemble each other facially, either. And, hey, why should they? Not all Americans look alike, so why should all Ukrainians look alike?

Actually, if all Ukrainians looked like Valory and Merilyn, we’d set up permanent shop in Kiev.

Anyway, Valory is 21. She’s never modeled before. She says she’s a little shy, and I believe it. She’s 5’4″, 126 pounds and measures 42-27-38. She doesn’t have a boyfriend, but she wants one. She works as the manager of an Internet company. You will see her absolutely nowhere else but at SCORELAND.

And, starting today, after a 14-day tease, you’re going to see a whole lot more of her.  Enjoy.

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Rating: 4.9/5

Fresh new tits and ass! It’s brand-spankin’-new Kelly Christiansen!

July 23, 2010 by Dave 16 Comments

Maybe it’s just me, but I’m a sucker for tall, beautiful blue-eyed blondes with big tits and womanly, fuckable asses. I know I’m unusual in that way, but, hey, what can I say?

Anyway, the girl you’re about to see in the video below is Kelly Christiansen, a fresh-off-the-bus newcomer from San Francisco, California. First, the bad news: Kelly is happily married. Now the good news: Her husband is a SCORE Man, and much like the hubby of Jayden Prescott, he urged his wife to get naked for his favorite magazine. Not that he had to push her.

“He said, ‘Hey, look, they have this BeASCORE Model website,’ so we watched the little introductory video and he said, ‘You should do this,'” Kelly said. And she said, “‘Why not?’ it seemed like fun.”

Kelly looks like a California girl, and she’s built like a brick shithouse: H-cup tits, womanly hips and strong, shapely legs that can wrap around your body and pull you in when you’re fucking her. Her measurements: 44-28-38. Very impressive.

So impressive that we made her the covergirl of the just-put-to-bed Holiday 2010 issue. You won’t see her on SCORELAND for a while (unless Elliot has a change of heart), but it’s always nice to have something to look forward to, right?

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Rating: 4.5/5

Unwind this weekend with holiday hooters

July 3, 2010 by Elliot James 3 Comments
Chapter four of Mamazon The Movie

Chapter four of Mamazon The Movie

And if you’re not in the USA, you’ve still got the hooters. Mamazon The Movie rumbles in the jungle with Chapter 4 Kali’s Caged Sex as sexy Kali West learns how the male of the species operates when she serves one of the captives a banana for lunch and he repays the favor with his own banana. Meanwhile, the other Mamazons are plotting big trouble for the invaders of their secret village. I pity the fools.

 

 

Lillian Faye checks out the beach with the SCORE crew in Extreme Bikini Time, a SCORE Theater video. Let’s hope what you’ll see doesn’t become an ocean of crude oil this summer. I like oil on boobs but not that much!

Lillian cums with an ocean view.

Lillian cums with an ocean view.

Trinity's heavy hangers are just what the doctor ordered.

Trinity's heavy hangers are just what the doctor ordered.

You met new discovery Trinity Michaels in a previous BLOG video. Now check out her first pictorials. Trinity (August ’10 V-Mag) photographs like a dream and I am positive she will be a new fave of many V-Men. I hope she decides to try modeling for at least a few years. It’s all new to Trinity so she’s looking forward to the feedback. 

Laurella is another new Voluptuous arrival. She’s from titty city Prague, land of beer and big boobs. Why is Prague such a hub for busty girls? Is it the beer? The sausages? Or maybe the Czechs and the other eastern Europeans simply have the boob gene. I don’t know. Laurella reminds me of another Czech that regulars will remember well, Bozena.

Another new super-busty brunette. How lucky can you get?

Another new super-busty brunette. How lucky can you get?

Tatiana Blair is interviewed by Maria and Allie in a rare double header. She’s cute, she’s pretty, she’s adorable. And, oh yeah, Tatiana’s bra is loaded.

Tatiana tells all on SCORELAND.

Tatiana tells all on SCORELAND.

If you have a membership to SCOREVideos.com, the Janet Jade video Won’t You Take Me To Funkytown? is having its world premiere showing. I especially like this video because Janet go-go dances in the opening sequence, something I always love to see. Janet is a dancer back home in Detroit and she can bust a move with the best of ’em. Remember the Fly Girls from In Living Color or the Solid Gold dancers? Janet’s just as talented and even sexier. Don’t forget the popcorn and beer.

Janet tears it up at SCOREVideos.com

Janet tears it up at SCOREVideos.com

 

Have a relaxing, boobadelic weekend and keep SCORING.

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Rating: 4.6/5

Guess Whose Boobs! Who do these four natural racks belong to?

June 4, 2010 by Dave 11 Comments

We’ve played this game once before, but that time, it was a lot easier. This time, anyone who guesses who these four pairs of boobs belongs to is…well, probably spending a lot of time staring at tits. Which is a good thing.

Anyway, there are four pairs of naturals in this video. You can see the racks and hear the girls’ voices (a major clue in at least two cases), but you can’t see their faces. By now, many of you have seen most of these girls at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com, but when I filmed this video, you hadn’t. I filmed it during a break in the shooting of a DVD that’s about to be released. But if I tell you the name of that DVD, the game will be ruined. I will tell you that two of the girls fuck in this new DVD (one takes a big, black cock up the ass) and the other two eat each other’s pussies real good.

Okay, start guessing. I’m betting that nobody gets all four.

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Rating: 4.3/5

Filling racks around the globe

June 3, 2010 by Elliot James 6 Comments
Now at your favorite newsstand.

Now at your favorite newsstand.

Why do you need to pick up the August 2010 Voluptuous, now at your friendly neighborhood newsstand?

Here are several excellent reasons.

Covergirl Bebe Cooper.

Tatiana Blair interview.

New models Trinity Michaels, Laurella and Jen Capone.

Arianna Sinn.

Sunshine and Monique L’Amour girl-girl.

Carmen Hayes and  Cynthia Flowers doing the cock in XXX.

That should cover it.

Wait. Just one more reason. A free DVD (in most areas) called Big Tit Overload with Angela White, Petra, Jelena, Emily Cartwright, Deborah Blue and Yanine Diaz.

Feed the need for big tits!

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Rating: 4.7/5

Ashlee Chambers takes it black with cream

May 28, 2010 by Elliot James 6 Comments
Lucas goes in for a closer inspection of Ashlee's clit.

Lucas goes in for a closer inspection of Ashlee's clit.

Ashlee Chambers is new to SCORE. Dave had a nice chat with her in a BLOG video. Ashlee is a hard-bodied fitness model and personal trainer from Dallas, Texas. She’s also super-freaky and says that some of her hobbies are spanking, wrestling, swinging, cum-eating, fucking machines, deep-throating and dressing up in costumes and heels, so you could say that she keeps herself pretty busy. Ashlee decided to become a total porn slut and takes that position (and other positions) seriously. She describes herself as a “cum-craving nympho cock-whore.”

The Pile Driver position is a piece of cake for Ashlee, a fitness competitor.

The piledriver position is a piece of cake for Ashlee, a fitness competitor.

After seeing this video, I think Ashlee’s being way too modest. She also told us she enjoys the feeling of soreness from getting fucked very hard, the first time I ever heard that one. One of Ashlee’s attributes that’s most talked about is her extremely large clitoris. It extends way beyond her clit hood. Clits this big are very rare. (And I thought Penny Porsche had a big clit. Check out the closeups.) Her SCORE boff buddy Lucas Stone was also fascinated by it. She’s also got one of the dirtiest mouths ever heard in a SCORE video. There’s a lot to be said for a girl who knows she’s a slut and enjoys being one. High-energy Ashlee pours out a non-stop torrent of filthy words when Lucas gives her the wood. While he’s drilling into her like BP off the Gulf of Mexico, she calls herself his “black-cock slut.”
Ashley’s video airs Saturday.

Welcome to The Big Show, Ashlee. Keep up the fine work.

Yes, we're all about big breasts but this is a rarity.

Yes, we're all about big breasts, but this is a rarity.

I call this a tale of two clitties.
I call this a tale of two clitties.
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Rating: 4.3/5

Huge tits. My head. Life is GOOD.

May 19, 2010 by Maria 25 Comments

I have a pretty stellar gig. I come in, I look at boobs. I talk to girls with big boobs. I ask them to show me their big boobs. (They always say YES!) I ask them to do all sorts of fun boob tricks for me. (They always do.) And then, sometimes, I am talking to their boobs, er, to them, and then Dave comes into the studio and interrupts and says, “Hey! Put your boobs on Maria’s head!” And you know what? THEY DO. It’s pretty fuckin’ magical on a lot of levels.

So here is the situation: Cassidi Jai is a 24-year-old mocha mamma with ginormous HHH-tits. She is in college (YES! She’s a smart cookie with incredible sweater puppies!), and she is a freak. When I say she is a freak, I mean it in the MOST depraved way possible. I mean, she has done things that made ME blush. She loves trucks (Dodge Rams.), oil wrestling and has had threesomes, foursomes, lezzie-love and likes anal. Oh, and she lost her virginity only two years ago at the ripe age of 22. (Apparently she’s done a lot of making up for lost time in the last two years! lol)

Cassidi and I were enjoy a nice chat in the studio when Dave came in and shot this video which culminated in Cassidi putting her tit on my head (It was heavy!) and then wrapping her tits around my noggin, too. It was glorious! Check out the video below! (And coincidentally, don’t look for my boobs to make an appearance in this video. Sure, you will catch glimpses of them here and there, but Dave, ever the gentlemen, chose to video the greater of two evils, or rather, the greater and larger of two pairs of boobs. Smart man that he is! lol)

Cassidi will be making her V-Mag and SCORELAND debut very soon. For now, enjoy this newbie!

xoxo

Maria

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Rating: 4.5/5

Kitana Flores moves quickly, plus the Cindy & Crystal show

May 15, 2010 by Elliot James 1 Comment
See newcomer Kitana Flores oil down and saddle up.

See newcomer Kitana Flores oil down and saddle up.

You were recently introduced to Kitana Flores, and now you can see her get it on at SCORELAND today. This new discovery wastes no time. The name of the SCORE video is “The Hot Chick,” and Kitana is the kind of hot chick you see at bikini beach or oiling up her sexy bod at a Las Vegas hotel pool. I was very impressed with Kitana’s man-pleasing talents after screening this vid. Kitana’s into horny sex chatting in both the opener when she’s alone and when the stunt cock shows up. I wondered if she had any phone sex experience before she entered these hallowed halls of hooters because the eargasmic words just rolled off her tongue. She’s a lotta woman. Welcome to the big show, Kitana Flores.

Crystal and Cindy made Florida even hotter.

Crystal and Cindy made Florida even hotter.

Where have all the good girl-girls gone? The great Crystal Gunns and the great Cindy Cupps have known each other since 2000 and have been close ever since. Crystal even credits Cindy’s boobaliciousness as being the inspiration for her becoming a big-boobed, badda-boom babe herself, and Cindy was the first to tell SCORE about Crystal. But their paths rarely crossed in the SCORE Studio. It took years before they finally agreed to go the full Monty and do a girl-girl with licks and sticks. It’s great what persistence and years of asking, kneeling and Jedi mind tricks can accomplish. Shot high above the city in a skyscraper, the video of their one and only, all-out, girls-just-wanna-have-fun party will be showing on SCORELAND tomorrow.

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Rating: 4.4/5

A great victory for dildos, boob bookends for Maria and a slutty XXX video of Vanessa Del

May 14, 2010 by Dave 3 Comments
Mandi Melons: One of the true champions of dildo fucking.

Mandi Melons: One of the true champions of dildo fucking.

I have a few things to discuss today. First, dildos. In the most recent Blog poll, we asked, “Do you like to see big-titted girls using dildos in still photos?” Despite the recent anti-dildo letters we’ve received, 49% said yes, only 25% said no and 25% said, “Toy or no toy, it doesn’t make a difference.” So, a whopping 74% of you don’t object to seeing a girl fucking herself with a plastic toy in photos (and 50% of you either don’t want to see them or are fine with not seeing them). Since I’m in the pro-dildo camp, I will celebrate with this photo of Mandi Michelle Melons, a true expert with the fuck stick, slamming her pussy silly. Mandi, who modeled a few times in the early 2000s, has a self-opening pussy and an asshole that doesn’t need much help from the doorman, either. The way she used gigantic dildos gave us the answer to the question, “How come Mandi’s fuck holes don’t close all the way?” In one of my earliest interviews, for the DVD Busty Dildo Lovers 3, I got to play a peep-show creep (not a reach) who directs Mandi through a scene. My favorite part was when she tucked one, then two, then three, then four fingers into her ever-expanding pussy. Isn’t it great when you can see the fingers and/or dildo and still see the inside of a girl’s pussy?

Second thing to discuss: I recently shot a Blog video of a hugely stacked, natural newcomer wrapping her tits around Maria’s head. Maria has never looked better.

Third thing to discuss: today’s Vanessa Del video at XLGirls.com. Basically, it goes like this: Vanessa, in a bed that’s setup in an outdoor cabana, models her tits in some sexy, low-cut lingerie. You’ll probably lose your juice before the guy enters the scene. If so, fine. Recharge. Re-start the show. See what wonderful, slutty things Vanessa can do to a cock. Most of them involve her tits, but she’s damn good with her mouth and pussy, too. Here’s a sample. Never say I don’t give you guys anything.

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Rating: 4.0/5

Vanessa Del rings my bell

May 13, 2010 by Dave 9 Comments
Vanessa lets ’em hang while flashing her best "Come here and let me suck your cock" look.

Vanessa lets ’em hang while flashing her best "Come here and let me suck your cock" look.

This is going to be a good two days for me (and for you, too, if you’re an XLGirls.com member) because today and Friday, Vanessa Del makes her SCORE Group debut at XLGirls.com. She’s the third in our trio of “Treasure Chests of the D.R.,” the other two girls being Miosotis and Kristina Milan, and all three girls are special in their own way.

1. Miosotis because she has KKK-cup tits and is the bustiest slim ‘n’ stacked natural I’ve ever seen.

2. Kristina because there’s a non-stop flow of mother’s milk pouring out of her tits.

3. Vanessa because a.) She has a big, broad ass; b.) She’s the sluttiest looking of the three; c.) She’s a MILF.

Regarding 3b, there must be something about the name Vanessa Del that turns women into sluts because Vanessa del Rio was one of the sleaziest porn stars ever. And I mean that in a good way. If you’ve been reading this blog for a while, you know that I never mean “slut” or “sleazy” in a derogatory manner. “Classy,” “stylish” and “understated” are the words I use when I don’t approve of a woman. Anyway, Vanessa’s boobs look super-heavy, and I love the way they hang. I think she has the best hangers of the three “Treasure Chests” girls. Come to think of it, let’s rate the “Treasure Chest” girls’ tits in various categories:

Miosotis's tits are so huge, she has an impossible time handling them.

Miosotis's tits are so huge, she has an impossible time handling them.

Kristina has to lean back because her boobs are so fucking heavy.

Kristina has to lean back because her boobs are so fucking heavy.

Size: 1. Miosotis; 2. Kristina; 3. Vanessa. Vanessa wears a bigger bra than Kristina, but you can’t always go by that.

Apparent Heaviness: 1. Kristina; 2. Vanessa; 3. Miosotis. I have never seen a girl with heavier-looking tits than Kristina’s. Maybe that’s because of all the milk inside.

Hanging Asthetics: 1. Vanessa; 2. Miosotis; 3. Kristina.

Anyway, watch Vanessa slut it up today (solo and behind-the-scenes) and tomorrow (hardcore) at XLGirls.com. Enjoy.

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Rating: 4.3/5