Remember the Seinfeld episode in which George, Jerry, Elaine and Kramer have a competition to see who can go the longest period of time without masturbating? And since they can’t say masturbating on network television, they use the phrase “master of my domain” to indicate that they still haven’t jacked (or jilled, I guess, in Elaine’s case, although I hate that word: jilled)?
Anyway, in a new photo set (the video goes up on Thursday) at BustyArianna.com, Arianna Sinn is definitely not the master or mistress of her domain. She’s dressed in a corset and pink fishnet pantyhose, she has duct tape criss-crossing her nipples and she’s wearing a dog collar around her neck. Or maybe it’s a cat collar, because at one point Arianna pours milk over her tits, and it drips down to the bowl, and she gets down on her hands and knees and this happens…
One of the things that I love about SCORELAND is that on any given day, you can pretty much run amok all over the site and find a bunch of different things to do. I mean, there IS over 15 years of awesome content to look through. That’s a helluva lotta boobs, tits, slits, clits…well, you get the picture. You could spank for weeks. Hell, you could strangle your salami for MONTHS to all the busties there are to see in SCORELAND. But there is so much more on SCORELAND that isn’t JUST for your dick. (Because we care about your mind, too.) In fact, if you head to the SCORE Galleries section (like I did today) you will note that there are over 75 different galleries featuring all sorts of entertaining things for you to do!
For one thing, not a lot of people know that we have a bunch of fun downloads featuring your favorite naked models, but yes, we do. If you are a man who knows when to hold them and knows when to fold them, you can go to the SCORE CASINO to play SCORELAND Poker. You can go to the SCORE GAMES gallery and solve SCORE Puzzles, like this one of Sharday! You can play NAME THAT MODEL and the SCORE MEMORY GAME.
If you like games, but find yourself to be more of an observer and not a player, you can watch SCORE models compete mano-a-mano and tit-to-tit like Africa and Cassity in the Big Tit Challenge.
And if you are an intellectual and enjoy reading, you can read great articles, stories and see candids and bloopers in the FICTION, ARTICLES and HUMOR gallery. There are also tons of great interviews and even model chat archives featuring chats with models of yesteryear like Alyssa Alps. (And who doesn’t like Alyssa Alps, eh? Hubba, Hubba.)
All in all, there are hours of fun to be had in the SCORELAND Galleries. With the long winter months ahead of us (Well, actually ahead of you because here at SCORE Headquarters in Miami, the weather is always sunny with a chance of tits!), you could use a little something to help brighten the hours cramped up indoors, right?
And did I mention that all the articles and games in the galleries feature awesome shots of your favorite stacked models?
Just a few of the ways that SCORELAND makes sure that you get your dose of MANtertainment.
Arianna Sinn: A good reason to strengthen ties with Romania.
“Everybody in my family wonders why I have such big breasts,” says Arianna Sinn. “I do not know, but I am happy that I have them. I love them! It was very surprising because I started developing before all the other girls in school, and I developed very fast. The boys liked it, of course.”
It was a great day when Arianna decided to show off her awesome body instead of keeping herself under wraps and living a routine, unknown life, thanklessly toiling at some job. When you find someone like Arianna, lock and load the cameras. That’s why we had to create BustyArianna.com.
What is it about Romania, the Czech Republic, Poland and other Slavic countries that yields such naturally big-boobed girls? I’ve been asking that question since the Communists lost their grip and the girls became free to jump into modeling. They’re more than busty…they’re great looking, too.
Arianna is a big-breast lover herself. She’s gotten to meet many of the girls she’s only read about in recent months on SCORE shoots.
“I met Miosotis in the D.R., and she is amazing,” Arianna said. “I also met Karla James, Jenna Valentine, Taylor Steele and Natalie Fiore in Grand Bahama. It was a very beautiful place, and I was surrounded by all of these beautiful, big-breasted girls!”
Arianna just finished a new feature movie with five SCORE &V-Mag Girls. They had a blast. More on that soon.
Arianna is now doing full-sex hardcore scenes on BustyArianna.com. Her first scene launched on Tuesday.
“I wanted to do naughty things on camer,” she said. “I said I would. Now I am.”
Stephanie Stalls (used to be a blonde, now a brunette, her natural color) was in the SCORE Studio recently, and we got into a conversation about shaved pussies. This happens to be one of my favorite subjects (I also recently had a conversation with Cherry Brady about shaved pussies), and Stephanie said, “I like shaved pussies! I don’t like hairy pussies. If I want to go down south, I want the girl to be shaved.”Then I asked her, “If you get down to a girl’s pussy and it’s hairy, what do you do?” Stephanie’s answer: “Have her shave it off! Or maybe I’ll shave it off for her, if she’ll let me. I don’t like hair down there! If a girl’s pussy has a strip, that’s okay, but I don’t like a hairy pussy. Guys need to be shaved down there, too.”
Anyway, the occasion for Stephanie’s visit was her first hardcore videos. One recently debuted at SCOREVideos.com, and another one is premiering this weekend at SCORELAND. It should come as a surprise to absolutely nobody that there’s nothing lovey-dovey about Stephanie’s scene. She sucks hard. She gets hammered hard. Case closed. So, as you get ready to watch this Blog video and her scene at SCORELAND, I’ll leave you with this from Stephanie, a girl who was born for porn:
“I want to look good! I’m supposed to be here for people to look at. I want the guys to enjoy looking at me. And I know all guys aren’t attracted to the same type of woman so some of them might not like me, but some of them do. I do my best to turn them on.”
There’s nothing I don’t love. But let me count some of the ways anyway.
Big tits come with blondes, brunettes and redheads. They come with white skin, brown skin, black skin and all the others hues and colors nature can mix. They stick straight out or hang down low.
They pancake, they dangle and they jut. They’re soft, juicy and made to be squeezed and kissed and anything else you can think of.
And this weekend, we have another fine selection of happy boobs to energize all of us for the week ahead.
Angel waitresses in a very unusual sports bar this weekend.
On August 27, Chica debuted in a XXX video on SCOREVideos.com. This weekend, Chica makes her SCORELAND debut in a second XXX video and photo set, “Busty Island Girl Chica.” I remember the first wave of Dominican girls in 2004 before Miosotis, Kristina Milan, Vanessa Del and Chica. Yanine Diaz was the first. Then there was Melanie, Thalia and a bunch more, all hot mods, even though they didn’t do the horizontal salsa. But this recent wave is The NeXXXtGeneration, a much more uninhibited group. I love Chica’s tiny, slim, topheavy (32DDD) body and her pretty face. Watching her SCOREVideos.com vid, I was also enjoying Chica’s lust energy and cock-enthusiasm.
Angel Gee is back, this time as a sexy, ultra-stacked waitress in SCORELAND‘s second video, “Welcome To Angel Gee’s Sports Bar.” Even though there’s a Hooter’s two blocks away from the SCORE building, we never go there. The girls are pretty, but they never measure up to our stacked standards. So when high-spirited Angel was visiting, we asked her to recreate a SCORE version of a beer-and-wings joint, and she fulfilled our highest expectations. I’m not much for chicken wings myself. Breasts are better. Especially Angel’s.
Your hands here.
It's Tits & Tugs time with Ms. Jade.
Then there’s Janet Jade doing a never-before-seen Tits & Tugs in a motel room. Now that’s pure hooter heaven. I also loved how she dressed in hooker clothes in the opening shots when she meets Mr. Penis and teases him first her gorgeous bod before she gets hands-on. This Monday is Janet’s birthday. Happy birthday, Janet, from your friends at SCORE. Have a fun one.
This video isn’t about me. It’s about Sienna Hills. But this Blog entry is about me.
I am often asked, “Dave, how do you sit there and interview a girl while she’s giving a blow job or playing with her tits?”
And I often answer, “I don’t know.”
I am often asked, “Dave, don’t you want to whip it out and join in?”
And I often answer, “Yes, but I am a professional.”
I am the guy who sits and watches other men get blow jobs. I’m worse than a wing man. A wing man at least has a shot at getting laid.
But then, I do get to watch girls giving blow jobs (and playing with their tits and pussies), and there are worse things in the world. As Cookie, Woody Allen’s hooker in Deconstructing Harry, says, “It beats waitressing.”
So, to answer the headline question, in this video, Blog favorite Sienna sucks then talks then sucks then talks then sucks again. So actual words don’t come out of her mouth when the cock is going into her mouth. This video also features a saliva string, something not seen often in Blog videos. Over at XLGirls.com today, Sienna is wearing the exact same dress she’s wearing in this video and sucking and fucking the exact same cock. There are some great photos in which her mouth is so full of cock meat, it looks like her cheeks are about to burst. She wraps her tits around his cock while she’s sucking it, too, which is always a nice touch. Then he fucks her and cums in her pussy. That’s right: an internal cum shot at XLGirls.com.
Photos today, video tomorrow. And if you’re ever in Little Rock, Arkansas, visit Sienna’s store at 7307 Kanis Rd. She’s usually there Monday through Friday from nine to five. Drop by. Buy the latest issue of SCORE or V-Mag. Check out Sienna’s tits. Tell her you enjoyed watching her suck cock and taking a cream pie at XLGirls.com. I’m sure she’ll thank you for the compliment.
Linsey Dawn wants to serve you up an extra helping of titties.
Labor Day Weekend: A time to commemorate all the hard-working laborers who toil in trades that require a lot of elbow grease and sweat. (And it’s a day off for us working, non-laborers, too.)
Here at SCORELAND, we salute hard work as well as the ladies who work it to keep you hard. So to all the busty construction workers, to all the stacked mechanics and to all the hootered waitresses out there, we tip our hats to you and stroke in your honor. Because you launch thousands of boners every day through sheer, naked effort. And your efforts do not go unnoticed. And if by chance you ever tire of your trade…remember, you can always quit your jobs and come model for SCORELAND, which is a labor of love and lust!
According to a German researcher from the Hamburg Medical Research Institute, sex stimulates the brain and makes people more intelligent. He claims that sex not only excites the body but also the brain from the increased amount of hormones during orgasm. Try using this story the next time you want to get laid and let us know what happens. (“C’mon, honey, don’t you want to be smarter?”)
Now if looking at tits can also make you smarter, SCORELAND Guys should be brainiacs from this past week’s hotties. On Monday, Scarlett Rouge went to the doctor for a complete medical. The amazing Renee Ross roller-skated in on Tuesday (and she’s back on Saturday in a XXX full-sex hardcore man-woman shagarooney!). On Wednesday, Chavon Taylor arrived wrapped in a box, a virtual Living Doll.
Bella slides one up her wet slit.
Chica debuts on SCOREVideos.com.
And on Thursday, Bella Blaze set the room on fire.
We should be geniuses by the end of the year.
Over at SCOREVideos.com today, a new arrival with a bikini body and 32DDD cups has her first SCORE experience. Chica! Chica’s sex drive is off the charts. She’s only 19 years old with beautiful suckin’ titties. A second Chica XXX video will be showing at SCORELAND in a few weeks. We’ll keep ya posted.
Award-winning super-busty exotic dancer Stephanie Stalls was a blonde the first time she visited SCORE. She’s now a brunette and doing her first XXX hardcore for SCORE. It took a while, but it was worth it. Her first video, “Boobcore,” opens today at SCOREVideos.com. Stephanie is a horny girl who knows what she likes and what she wants, and she’s no shy wallflower when it comes to telling this technician from Rent-A-Dick what to do to her: “Massage my pussy!” “Fuck those titties!” “Fuck my pussy!” We should all be so lucky. Those Southern girls. They’re sweet, reserved and polite outside, but get ’em next to a bed and they transform into high-speed sexpress trains.
With Stephanie’s new hair color, I kept thinking how much she and Angel Gee resemble each other. According to our Model Directory, Stephanie is 40-26-36, 34F, 5’2″ and 124 lbs while Angel is 42-28-38, 36F, 5′ and 124 lbs. Stephanie was born in Memphis, Tennessee. Angel was living near Memphis before she moved to New Hampshire. Maybe they were separated at birth. They both have hyper-sex drives and huge gazongas, for sure.
Anna Loren: The stacked sister who doesn't fuck on camera.
Autumn: The less-stacked sister who does fuck on camera.
The girl on the far left is Anna Loren, who returns to SCORELAND today (in a set from the October ’10 SCORE) and tomorrow (in a video titled “Slick & Shiny.”) As the Loren family goes, she’s the good girl. Yep, the good girl.
The girl on the near left is Autumn, who can be seen in the members section of NaughtyMag.com. She is Anna’s older sister (by one year). As you can see, as the Loren family goes, she’s the bad girl. The one who takes real cock up the ass on camera.
I don’t know about you, but this stuff fascinates me: Two sisters, both of whom pose nude. One goes solo for SCORE. The other goes all the way for NaughtyMag.com. One says, “I loved getting fucked up the ass on camera.” The other says, “I don’t think I’m ready for that. Having sex in front of the camera, that is.”
I’m guessing–and I’m no psychologist–that Autumn had sex on camera as a way for making up for the fact that her sister has huge boobs and she merely has big boobs. I’m sure Autumn would deny it, but I think it might be true. And I don’t blame her. It must’ve been tough growing up with a stacked sister.
Alyson McKenzie: Stacked.
Linsey Dawn McKenzie: historically stacked.
This family thing fascinates me. Recently, we had a 44-year-old MILF named Cassy Torri fucking on 40SomethingMag.com, and a few weeks later, her 66-year old mother, Miranda, showed up and fucked on 50PlusMILFs.com. Great stuff. Mom and daughter both fuck on camera. In the case of Anna and Autumn, two sisters get naked on camera. And haven’t we all had the fantasy of fucking two sisters?