I think that every big-boobed woman in the world will agree with me when I say that sometimes having big boobs can be challenging. For example, buying a bra, or rather, FINDING a bra can turn into something like the quest for the holy grail. And finding a bra that fits AND is cute or sexy is like finding a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Yeah, good luck.
Spill Zone! Oops! Mustard: 1 Vixen: 0
One of the big challenges that big-boobers everywhere face is the strange force that pulls anything that can stain and/or spill to your tits. It never fails. One second you are enjoying a bite of food and the next, you are digging for it down your cleavage. Or one second you are drinking something and the next, a magical hole has opened in your chin and said liquid is now all over your shirt and tits.
It happens. A lot, apparently.
In fact, as I was looking at pictures of hot naked chicks, er, researching this topic, I came across some pics of Vixen LaMoore and lo and behold, like clockwork, while eating a hotdog, mustard attacked her tits. (Now who can blame that mustard, though? Wouldn’t you want to attack Vixen LaMoore’s tits?) It’s like big boobs are magnets that attract everything from men to spills of mustard.
And then of course you have to get a napkin and wet it and rub on your boobs and your shirt and your boobs through your shirt and before you know it, you are putting on a semi-erotic rub-show for everyone who is watching. (Not that they mind.) Who could look away while a woman is digging in her tits and rubbing them vigorously?
Now, some of you guys out there in blogland have big-breasted wives and girlfriends. Does this
Doesn't the look on Vixen's face scream, "Please lick this off my body!"?
happen to them a lot? Spills on the rack and bits of this and that down the cleavage tunnel? I would love to hear your stories.
Renee Ross is breaking her on-camera cherry this week at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com (tits ‘n’ tugs scene Tuesday, blow job today, full sex Saturday), and that got me and Elliot James talking about the best XXX debuts in SCORELAND history. As usual, we differ on our favorites, so I’ll go first, Elliot will go second. Here are my Top 3 big-tit XXX first-times:
Susie Wilden's first time…on camera, that is.
1. Susie Wilden. Susie is a cutie with a pretty face, a sexy British accent and massive tits, and she’s horny as hell, too. So I knew her first time would be special. What I didn’t know was that she’d break her on-camera cherry by taking a big dick in her ass. I love the horny look on her face in that scene.
Now massively stacked, Autumn-Jade takes the XXX plunge.
2. Autumn-Jade. Autumn’s return in 2002 was a big story, made bigger by the fact that she had put on weight and most of it had gone to her tits. Now massively stacked, Autumn fucked like a porn pro in her XXX debut (she played an enlistee who fucks her drill commander). The only drawback of this scene was that her partner could’ve had a bigger cock.
3. Brandy Talore. The girl has gone on to become a huge porn star,
Brandy Talore: So cute, yet there's a cock in her mouth!
but when she did her first XXX scene for us, everyone in the office was shocked. I mean, here was this midwestern girl-next-door who didn’t even like to talk dirty. Now she was fucking and sucking a stranger’s cock on camera and loving every minute of it. I used to walk past Elliot’s cubicle just to see the photo he had of sweet Brandy with a cock in her mouth.
Okay, Elliot. Let’s hear your Top 3.
Alright, Dave. But I’m going to be much more longwinded than you. First off, I hate the term “boy-girl.” If I was a porn dude, I wouldn’t want to be called boy. My top three in the 17 years SCORE has been in existence? In no special order, using magazine cover dates, Linsey Dawn McKenzie (January ’02), Minka (September ’95) and Autumn-Jade (May ’02). I was going to say Dawn Stone (August ’01) instead of Autumn, but although both are Southern belles, wide-eyed Autumn was the last chick I thought would ever do a hardcore scene just because her personality is so innocent and virginal. Yeah, I’m real perceptive.
LDM: Absolutely the most-anticipated XXX debut in big-tit history.
About Linsey. She wowed everyone for years after her official USA debut in 1996 at 18 years young and always pushed the offers of hardcore to the side. After she did her first, with her then-husband, we asked her how she felt that day. “Scared, because lots of things were channeling through my mind,” LDM said. “Things like, ‘Oh my God, this is it. I’m finished. Say goodbye to my career.’ It’s very nerve wracking. ‘Will they think I’m good? Am I gonna let everybody down?’ Those were some of the things going through my head. But it went well. At least I think it did.” As it turned out, it was one of those scenes that both jolted you, because it was Linsey actually fucking, and it also excited you because of how great she looked with a cock in her mouth and pussy.
Minka was on her way to becoming a mega-buster when she fucked on camera for the first time.
About Minka. First I should say that her mag pictorial was softcore because that was how the newsstand standards were then. (The video version was full XXX.) There was no Internet. Tweets were bird sounds outside your window that woke you up. Minka was one of the few to step outside the box and do hardcore. The list of SCORE stars of the ’90s who kept to stripping and refused to try it was fairly lengthy, among them Pandora Peaks, Busty Dusty, Traci Topps, Nikki Knockers, Tawny Peaks, Colt 45,Toppsy Curvey, Colt 45 and Danni Ashe. So Minka joined a small group of mega-boobed babes (Kayla Kleevage, Lisa Lipps, Wendy Whoppers and Tiffany Towers) who became big porn stars. And Minka’s still going strong to this day, iron-clad proof of her popularity and longevity.
Renee Ross has a good chance of finding her way onto both of our lists. Check out her blow job style today at SCORELAND and imagine that you’re on the receiving end.
Remember the August 18th blog entry by our 18eighteen and XLGirls editor Allie about office life here at SCORELAND? Instead of writing a similar piece, I thought I’d illustrate it with cartoons.
Well, maybe she won’t burst your bubble, but looking at Carrie Ashton will definitely help you bust your nut…in a good way, of course.
Ms. Ashton returns to the blog in another mini-video I shot of her when she was here last week.
I want to take this opportunity to say a few things about shooting videos for the blog. The first thing is that when we started this blog, they gave us a bunch of rules to follow about getting videos and when and where we could shoot and not to interrupt anyone and a bunch of other very restrictive guidelines when it came to the models, etc. The second thing I want to say is that I took all those guidelines and threw ’em out the window. 😛
I just happen to think its much more fun to barge into the studio and interrupt photoshoots (Especially when the model is naked and playing with toys!) and just shoot away. Not all of the editors do it that way, but I happen to think that my way of shooting is very, um, me? It’s my personality. My way of seeing the boobs I love. It’s my, um, vision? lol
(And I am sorry for the shaky camerawork! I am getting better at it, but I get so excited and hyper that I start bouncing around!) 😀
Regardless, I will take this time on the blog to apologize to the studio staff for my guerrilla-style blog videography and to our photographer, Peter, who graciously let me put him behind schedule and take Carrie away from him during his shoot. You are a gentleman and a scholar, Peter.
(But in all honesty, how else would I have gotten this video and how else would you know that she likes classic cars and can be wooed with chicken wings? Sometimes you have to get in there and take what you want, right? 😉 )
For now, enjoy Carrie and these bubbles. I must say, I was told that blowing bubbles relieves stress and I have to agree. Not one time while watching Ms. Ashton twirl around naked and blow bubbles did I feel stressed. LOL
I don’t always start off a blog with blatant cursing, but…
Holy Fucking Shit…
I love Renee Ross.
Renee is probably one of the greatest busties in the universe and that is because not only is she a sweetheart, but she is also saving lives with these instructional videos. (Okay, maybe not saving lives, but damn it, she is doing a public service of some sort. Somewhere out there, someone is going to benefit from these videos BIG TIME.)
A few days ago, Renee gave us a lesson in titty-fucking, and I must say, it was awesome. But it does not compare to the greatness of this BJ How-To. Renee could, and I say this with the utmost respect and awe, teach anyone how to suck the chrome off a bumper. 🙂 If you are reading this blog right now and currently have a girlfriend or a wife or a special lady in your life, bring her to the computer, sit her down and make her watch this video with you. Tell her it’s, like, “couples” stuff to “better your connection.” Chicks eat that shit up. Trust me.
What this really is is an excuse to get a blow job from that lady in your life. A blow job where you and Renee call the shots. Watch the video. Furrow your brow and look like you are concentrating…like you are soaking this up. Like you are watching something on Discovery Channel. Then look over and say something to your gal pal like,”I think that if you did something like that to my penis, it would really enhance fellatio for me.” (Use the words penis and fellatio! It sounds like you are thinking with and communicating from the head above your shoulders. If you use the words cock and blow job, well, then it just sounds like you wanna fuck your lady friend’s face, and chances are she will not be into it. 🙂 )
I promise that if you watch this with a woman and you have her apply some of Renee’s meat-to-mouth techniques, you will get a better blow job than you have had in a long time. Renee’s blow-job mojo is that strong. She has, like, The Force when it comes to siphoning sperm with her kisser.
Enjoy this video, gentlemen, and may you win in the fight for better BJs!
Clamps: Yay or Nay? We don't know about you, but Diane Poppos seemed to like them!
Ah, tits.
Amazing how two fleshy orbs can inspire so many, right?
Their magic knows no bounds, and thank goodness for that because there is nothing that I like to do more than to sit at my desk and ponder over breasts. Sometimes I like to think about the weight of them or how a certain woman’s tits would feel against my head, but today, I got to thinking about nipple clamps, of all things.
Why? Because nipple clamps fall into a strange category for me. They are, like, um, the Area 51/Aliens of tit accessories. (Bear with me. I know you just went,”Area 51/Aliens? WTF?” but I am typing in stream of consciousness and I promise it will make sense soon. lol) Nipple clamps are an enigma to me. I have never used them myself, but I have heard of their existence. I have never seen them, but I know they are out there and that people believe in them.
Frankly, I don’t know squat about these little clip-on thingies for your nipples…which is why I took it upon myself to ask around.
I asked, “Nipple clamps…are they, like, thumbs up, ‘Oh, my GOD!’ or are they, like, no, ‘What The Fuck?’ for you?”
Corina Curves feels the suction and pinch and hey, it looks pretty damn good.
And you know what? I got a pretty good rundown from the chicks in the office, which I will share with you.
The first girl I asked is Michelle, our web project coordinator. (Hi Micheelllll!! 🙂 ) She said she had never used them and that she didn’t know squat about them, either. (It made me feel less inexperienced, so ty!)
Then I asked Dani, one of our webmasters, and lo and behold, she had used them before! And here is what she had to say:
“I’ve used them before, I think because a guy I was with wanted me to. They just felt like someone pinching/pulling your nipples, but, like, more constant. I dunno, I think I just did it to try it. It’s, like, another form of nipple play. They’re okay. But I have them pierced now, so I much prefer that.”
And there you have it. That, believe it or not, was enough of a testimony that I feel like I could possibly use them in the future…maybe. lol (Thank you, Dani, for your wisdom. 😉 )
Now what I want to know is have any of you guys used clamps on a girl before? Or…on yourselves? (Rawr…kinky!) Let me know. I would love to hear your stories.
I have this oddball kind of…I don’t know what to call it…interest? Pasttime? Hobby? Fetish? Quirk?
No, it’s not paying a busty dominatrix to stomp me.
I like to see photos of the girls holding up the magazines they’re in. Kinky, eh?
Whenever a regular model is back in the building, I alway ask the studio to get a shot of her holding up a magazine she’s been in. I don’t know what it is about that simple act that I like so much. I know part of it is knowing we made that magazine they’re holding in their hands. Pride of creation, I think. It doesn’t work with the websites. There’s really no such concept as a cover in the Internet world. A photo of a model sitting by a computer monitor or holding up a laptop doesn’t have the magic, at least for me.
Jessica Turner by the PC. Not the same as a magazine.
Romina Lopez and September 2005 Voluptuous
Penny Porsche and February 2005 SCORE
It has to be a physical object we produced…a magazine, a DVD case, a calendar…or it doesn’t work.
Sometimes I get emails from V-Men and they ask me for advice about all sorts of things, but mostly they ask about sex. Some ask about positions and some ask about blow jobs, but mostly they ask about titty fucking.
It’s understandable. Tit men love tits. They want to fuck tits. They want to know the best way to accomplish that.
Hey, I applaud the question-asking by men. As a chick with big boobs, I like it when a man asks me what I like and don’t like and how to get it on with my rack. Question-asking and communication are the keys to a very stellar sex life.
That’s why when I asked Renee to help me with this video, she was all for it. Renee is a nurse, and a stacked one to boot. She was game to give this tutorial and do a quick round of question and answer with me about tits and tit-fucking.
Especially since, very soon, she will be premiering her first tits and tugs video on SCORELAND. Who better than Renee to show you the way of rack riding, eh?
So without further ado, here is the chest-blessed Renee Ross and I giving you Titty Fucking 101.
Two lucky blog readers will be receiving DVDs signed by Renee Ross! It's good to be a SCORELANDER, eh?
Hello, guys and gals! It’s that time…time to announce the WINNERS of the Renee Ross DVD Giveaway!
First and foremost, I want to thank all of the guys who entered. Your participation really paves the way for more contests and giveaways.
Secondly, I want to thank Renee for taking time to sign the DVDs for you lucky winners.
I also wanted to give a quick rundown on how this works so you all know that how we choose winners is indeed 100% random.
Okay, so, I take all the emails that you guys send in and I compile a list of your names. I take all the names, print them out and cut them out, one by one. I put your names in a magical hat, AKA my favorite Yankees cap, and then I stir it around. Then I stick my hand right in and pull out two names and bingo, bango, we have our winners.
So with that said, I want to announce the winners of the contest right here on the blog because, hey, I can.
lol
The winner of a copy of Sex In The Titties signed by Renee Ross is:
J.H. from Redlands, California!
Congratulations, J.H!
The winner of a copy of Tits Tits Tits! signed by Renee Ross is:
L.W. from Bellwood, Illinois!
Congratulations, L.W.!
Once again, I want to thank everyone who wrote in, and I want to remind everyone that you can still write in and win a copy of the Sept. ’09 issue of V-mag autographed by Bailey Santanna! Just shoot me an email at blog@scoreland.com with the words BAILEY SANTANNA GIVEAWAY in the subject line. Be sure to include your FULL NAME, MAILING ADDRESS and D.O.B.. The deadline for all entries is Oct. 7, 2009. A winner will be chosen at random and contacted via email.
Hi everyone! Just a friendly reminder that I have some cool FREE stuff for you to win, but you have to send an email and enter the contests!
Renee signed two DVDs just for the guys on the blog. Deadline to enter is this Saturday, October 3, 2009. So keep those emails comin'!
1) You can win one copy of either Tits Tits Tits! or Sex In The Titties, both SIGNED BY RENEE ROSS! If you would like to enter to win one of these two signed DVDs, please send your FULL NAME, MAILING ADDRESS and D.O.B. to blog@scoreland.com with the words RENEE ROSS DVD GIVEAWAY in the subject line. ONLY ONE ENTRY PER EMAIL, PLEASE! I will be choosing two winners at random and will send you your autographed DVDs lickety-split. The deadline for all entries is October 3, 2009.
2) There is a copy of the September 2009 issue of V-Mag (with Bailey Santanna on the cover) SIGNED BY
Bailey's signed V-Mag is up for grabs! Hurry and enter the contest and YOU could be the lucky fan who wins!
BAILEY that will go to one lucky SCORELANDER. If you would like to get your hands on this Sept. ’09 issue of V-Mag, autographed by cover girl Bailey, all you have to do is shoot me an email at blog@scoreland.com with the words BAILEY SANTANNA GIVEAWAY in the subject line. Be sure to include your FULL NAME, MAILING ADDRESS and D.O.B.. I will be choosing a winner at random and then I will send you your autographed copy of V-Mag ASAP! The deadline for all entries is Oct. 7, 2009.
I’ll contact winners via email. Thanks guys and hope you all enter!
