Categories for Tits in Tight Tops

Hooters, holidays and the miracle of Janet Jade

November 26, 2009 by Elliot James 8 Comments
Detroit car makers should use Janet in their ads.

Detroit car makers should use Janet in their ads.

I had the privilege once of hosting a tits-in-tight-tops video with Janet Jade, star of Eat My Tits, for SCOREtv episode 2. Two years later, I still haven’t completely recovered, but I’m making progress and my arm is almost completely functional again. In this Janet update, a fellow SCOREtv reporter has the honor of chatting up Janet in our dressing room, and as always, she’s a room brightener: cheery, fun and enthusiastic. A jiggle belle, all the way. Janet talks about the holidays, her favorite basketball players, what she looks for in a guy (she likes a specific kind of butt) and a bunch of other things he was curious about. My question is, why does Janet have to live in Detroit? Why can’t she live in Miami? Down the block from our building?

This DVD is all Janet.

This DVD is all Janet.

Thanks for giving, Janet! Have a fun, safe holiday season.

I wish the world could be more like a SCORE interview with Janet Jade, a world where you could ask a busty girl to show you her boobs and she happily lifts her blouse without the guilt, shame and embarrassment that society instills about the human body. Yes, a man can dream the impossible dream.

And while I’m at it, I’d like to list the 10 things you can get away with saying on Thanksgiving and Christmas:

1. I could go for a huge breast.

2. That’s one great-looking spread.

3. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst.

4. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

5. I’m in the mood for dark meat.

6. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some.

7. Don’t play with your meat.

8. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once.

9. How long will it take after you stick it in?

10. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.

Have a great Thanksgiving, Scorelanders!–Elliot James

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Rating: 4.5/5

The SCORELAND uniform

November 19, 2009 by Maria 21 Comments
The SCORE uniform is NOT waterproof...thank god.

The SCORE uniform is NOT waterproof...thank god.

Destiny Rose busts out of this top and makes her debut in the Feb. '10 issue of V-mag.

Destiny Rose busts out of this top and makes her debut in the Feb. '10 issue of V-mag.

Camelia Davis really fills a shirt out.

Camelia Davis really fills a shirt out.

It never gets old. It never ceases to make my little heart skip a beat.

The SCORELAND T-shirt.

The white, clingy fabric stretched out over the expanse of an ample bosom…it’s perfection.

So when we get a new luscious lady in, and she comes out of the studio’s dressing room wearing it,and her boobs are coming out of it, well, it is a moment of shining glory. A moment to be captured in a photograph.

It’s like a rite of passage.

When a woman comes out of that dressing room wearing the SCORELAND uniform, it is as if she has arrived. It’s official.

She is a SCORE Girl.

Michelle May wears her uniform proudly.

Michelle May wears her uniform proudly.

Arianna Sinn: G-cups don't always fit in the SCORE tank top. (Thank goodness!)

Arianna Sinn: G-cups don't always fit in the SCORE tank top. (Thank goodness!)

She becomes part of the tradition…part of the legendary magic.

It makes me want to salute her and welcome her to a league of extraordinary ladies.

It makes me want to welcome her to SCORE.

It’s really pretty breathtaking, actually.

Because all things come and go, but a SCORE Girl is forever.

AMEN.

xoxo, Maria

Sophie Mae: Score Girl, bellydancer and hottie.

Sophie Mae: SCORE Girl, bellydancer and hottie.

Renee Ross and Scarlett Rouge...Sex in the T-shirts? No, Sex In The Titties.

Renee Ross and Scarlett Rouge...Sex in the T-shirts? No, Sex In The Titties.

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Rating: 4.6/5

Cleavage: A magnetic valley for your eyes.

November 15, 2009 by Maria 76 Comments
As far as I am concerned, when a chick is showing cleavage she WANTS you to look at it. Big time.

As far as I am concerned, when a chick is showing cleavage she WANTS you to look at it. Big time.

I love being able to come to the blog and talk tits with you fine folks. It’s practically therapeutic to be able to have a forum to get things off my chest about, well, big chests! lol That’s why when  something happened to me a couple of days ago,  I found it worthy of mentioning here.

Okay, so let me set up the situation for you.

You have me, a big-boobed chick, out to lunch with a buddy of mine on Friday. Friday lunches are usually a crowded affair at most of the restaurants surrounding The SCORE Group headquarters here in Miami because most people go out to eat in droves (Maybe because it’s so close to the weekend?). So, my buddy Mario (Hi Mario!) and I are waiting to be seated at a local Colombian restaurant to have some soup since it is currently a bit chilly in Miami. (Yes, my name is Maria and I hang out with a guy named Mario. And yes, chilly to us is 71 degrees. lol)

While we are waiting by the door of this crowded soup place, I notice this chick who is sitting at a table directly ahead of us. She is immersed in a deep convo with her lunch date and doesn’t even glance in our direction. Normally I would have glanced at her and kept going but here is where it gets sticky.

First of all, this chick had MONDO tits. Like HUMONGOUS ones. Second of all, she was wearing this low-cut sweater thing that showed off what I like to refer to as A VALLEY OF TIT CREASE. I’m talking about a fucking Grand Canyon of cleave, dude.

Now when I see cleavage like that, and like that I mean cleavage so deep I want to put my hands into it for warmth, I cannot help but stare. It’s like a fucking magnet for my eyes! I can’t stop looking. I mean, I am stuck in ogle-mode. Seriously.

So I look over at Mario to say, “Hey dude, look at that cleave crack at 12 o’clock,” and I realize that he is also fixated on the funbags ahead. (This is probably why we are friends. We both love big boobs. lol) So, now both Mario and I are staring, no scratch that, we are engraving into our memories each inch of this oblivious babe’s biggums when she looks up and catches us staring at her bosoms.

Now Mario, because he is a guy and is programmed to look away at such moments, plays dumb and acts like he is looking at the wall four feet above her head. But not me. I don’t have that AVOID THE RACK-FRONTATION radar, apparently, and I just keep looking at her tits. So she coughs. Loudly. Irritatedly. But being the oblivious caught-in-her-headlights boob fiend that I am, I don’t notice. I just keep on keepin’ on and I even might have mouthed the word, WOW, while doing so.

That’s when two things happened.

1) Mario elbowed me and whispered, “Stop staring, stupid.”

2) She grabbed her napkin and covered her tits up and sort of snapped me out of my boobnotized state. (That’s when you are hypnotized by the titties, just FYI.)

Shortly after that awkward moment passed, our host sat us and when we walked by she distinctly whispered the words, “Fucking perverts.” Well, whispered is the wrong word. HISSED is more like it.

Now, here is what I have come to vent about on the blog, because, well, I can! lol

WHY AM I THE FUCKING PERVERT WHEN SHE WAS THE ONE WEARING HER CHESTICLES OUT AND ABOUT?!? IT’S NOT MY FAULT SHE WAS FLYING THE TIT FLAG OUT THERE ALL PROUD AND I HAD TO SALUTE IT WITH MY EYEBALLS, IS IT?

I mean, seriously…I have big boobs and when I wear them out like that, like a fucking Macy’s window display, I expect people to stop and stare. Fuck, I expect them to point and maybe even applaud. lol

What I am saying is, what the fuck did she think all that tit crease was gonna do? Repel my peepers?

Has this happened to you guys before? If so, I think we need to start some sort of petition to have a law passed or something because as far as I am concerned, if you’re showin’ off your pair, prepare for the stares.

That’s my rule and I’m stickin’ to it.

Thoughts?

your fucking perverted friend,

Maria

😛

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Rating: 4.5/5

What do these four girls have in common?

November 7, 2009 by Dave 10 Comments
Alexis Silver's T-shirt improvement program

Alexis Silver's T-shirt improvement program

Stand erect for Sgt. Cherry

Stand erect for Sgt. Cherry.

Ashley Sage Ellison knows how to wear a dress.

Ashley Sage Ellison knows how to wear a dress.

Janet Jade: I think that's a dress.

Janet Jade: I think that's a dress.

Well, they’re all wearing glorious examples of some of the choices in this week’s poll, which asks, “What do you most like to see a stacked model wearing at the start of her photo shoot or video?” But also, as some of you might have guessed (I’m guessing Dino figured it out), they’ve all been voted off the “Best of the Decade” island over the past nine days.

Now, I’m going to confess something: When Cherry was voted No. 66, then Janet No. 62, then Ashley No. 61, then Alexis No. 59, I was a little shocked and more than a little pissed. I mean, these are great girls, among my all-time favorites, and Ashley (I’m going to give you an inside scoop here) is leading in the early voting for 2009 SCORE Newcomer of the Year.

But then I got to thinking. I said to myself, “Self, if Cherry really is No. 66, and Janet really is No. 62, and Ashley really is No. 61, and Alexis really is No. 59, then according to the voters, we’ve had 58 newcomers in this decade who are better than Cherry, Janet, Ashley and Alexis.” And that’s just mindbogglingly impressive. I might not agree with it, but it’s impressive.

See? If you really try, you can put a spin on anything. So, I’d like to thank the “Best of the Decade” voters for pointing out to me just how great SCORELAND really is. Even better than I’d imagined.

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Rating: 4.6/5

Minka, Minka, Minka!

October 31, 2009 by Elliot James 7 Comments
Don't miss Minka Nov. 1, '09 on SCORELAND. Hot XXX!

Don't miss Minka Nov. 1, '09 on SCORELAND. Hot XXX!

Minka! Is there anyone like her? Is she so horny? Yes, we’ve asked those questions since 1994, at this point just for tradition’s sake. Fifteen years after debuting in the October ’94 SCORE, the Korean Princess keeps moving forward at her own speed and style while so many of her peers, other famous names in big-boobdom, have vanished. This weekend, we’re showing Minka’s third XXX romp of the year on SCORELAND, simply called Giant Tits Under Tight Tops. Some of the vid is like a virtual date with Minka while she models sexy dresses before the hot, mega-busty sexin’ starts. Sexy outfits. Gigantic tits. Breast-sex. Hot humpin’. What a tit-man needs. If you’re a Minka fan, you’d rather come down with boob swine flu than miss it. She so horny. (And her sense of humor is worthy of her own TV show.) See Giant Tits Under Tight Tops on SCORELAND this Sunday, November 1, ’09.

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Rating: 4.2/5

Happy Halloween Hooters

October 30, 2009 by Elliot James 3 Comments

Ghouls and girls, when there’s a knock at your door this weekend, maybe someone special will be trick or treating you. Nothing’s impossible.

Cough for Nurse Cherry.

Cough for Nurse Cherry.

Jungle Gunns

Jungle Gunns

Peace out, Autumn-Jade!

Peace out, Autumn-Jade!

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Rating: 4.2/5

“Hi! Can I grab your tits?”

October 27, 2009 by Maria 10 Comments

Last week we had a very interesting poll up on the blog.

The question we asked you was, “Have you ever walked up to a woman you didn’t know (other than a hooker or stripper) and asked to feel her tits?”

Out of the 234 of you that answered, the results are as follows:

  • * Yes, and she let me! = 12%
  • * Yes, and she told me to get lost. = 5%
  • * Yes, and she hit me. = 2%
  • * Of course not. Do you think I’m crazy? = 75%
  • * I didn’t ask. I just did it. = 6%

Naturally, most of you went with the, “Do you think I am crazy?” answer. Sure. Why not? It’s safe and polite and a perfectly acceptable answer. So that is all I have to say about that result.

And now I want to talk to the 12 percent of you who said, “Yes, and she let me!”

Cindy Cupps gets the "cup and lift" from a lucky guy.

Cindy Cupps gets the "cup and lift" from a lucky guy.

First of all, kudos to you ballsy guys out there. As a chick with big boobs, people ask me all the time if they are real and then, if they can cop a feel. I never get offended. I don’t always say yes, either. But I understand the lure of big boobs and the curiosity that they create to the average person. Most of the time, I think people ask to cop a feel just to see if they are real or what tits that big feel like. I am guilty of it, too. In fact, you can see in one of my videos with Renee Ross, whose breasts are WAY BIGGER than mine, that I ask if I can grab them. How could I not? They are fucking huge and glorious!  (And she let me, too. THANK YOU, RENEE!)

I think that when you have big hooters, you kind of expect the, “Can I touch them?” moment. And like I said, I don’t always say yes, but on some occasions, I allow it. I mean, I am not talking about erotic nipple-rubbing and grabbing. I am talking about a simple cup and lift. That’s all it takes to put a smile on some lady or man’s face and I don’t think it’s dirty or raunchy. (And yes, I said lady’s face. You would be surprised how many women ask to feel me up. In fact, I am going to say that more often than not, it’s women, not men, who want to get their hands on my hoots.) But it takes a certain finesse to get me to say yes. First of all, you can’t be a drunk, sloppy mess when you ask. I am not your drunken blow-up doll fantasy. Second of all, you can’t just come up and ask that. You should build into that kind of thing with some conversation and get-to-know-you chatting. And lastly, don’t ask with your hands up and in cupping-position already. That’s presumptuous and rude. But hey, that’s just me. A lot of women I know with big boobs will offer a cup and lift to someone first, without being asked. “Do you want to touch them?” or, “Would you like to see them?” are questions that I have heard from a busty beauty or two in my lifetime.

What I want to know is, if you are one of these 12 percent of readers who answered, “Yes, and she let me!” what is your technique for getting the grope? How do you go about it? I would like to hear your stories. And I think that it is necessary that the 75 percent of our blog readers who answered, “Of course not! Do you think I’m crazy?” get as many pointers as possible. lol

Chime in, chest-grabbers! I want to hear your tit tales!

xoxo,

Maria

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Has this ever happened to you?

September 10, 2009 by Dave 4 Comments

FYI, the girl is F-cup newcomer Camelia Davis. The clip is from the DVD Sex In The Titties, which goes on sale today at eBoobStore.com. Seconds later, Camelia stuffed her tits in the guy’s face and then his cock down her throat. In her pussy, too, of course.

Camelia’s co-stars are Haydee Rodriguez, Scarlet Rouge, Hillary Hooterz, Selena Castro and Renee Ross. Yeah, Renee Ross. She does her first girl-girl scene, a wild six-way with the others. Gets her tits sucked and her pussy eaten. We’re trying to round up a clip for you guys.

Renee, if you’re out there, what was your first on-camera girl-girl like?

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Rating: 4.5/5

Morgan’s mounds

August 20, 2009 by Elliot James 3 Comments

In my blog of August 18, I mentioned how my favorite outfits on Morgan Leigh are extreme string bikinis. I also mentioned how wiped out I was by what she wore in the movie Big Tit Glory Hole. Although  the DVD is super-hardcore with DP’s and anal, an extra chapter starred special guest Morgan Leigh in a non-sex role with toys coming out of the glory holes. The scene ends with Morgan flicking her tongue by one of the Glory Holes after toying her shaved pussy. But what really knocked me over was how Morgan dressed. Those huge breasts jut straight out of her bra like a Fantasy SCORE painting. The cleavage drives me nuts. Her hair, make-up and slut-goddess lingerie are pure sex fantasy imagery. 

There was no formal pictorial shot but I’ve got some on-the-set pictures of Morgan in that outfit from the movie. Amazing.

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Morgan Leigh’s bathing suit body

August 18, 2009 by Elliot James 3 Comments

One of the hottest swimsuit bodies in all of SCORELAND belongs to Morgan Leigh. She was made for bikinis. Morgan’s worn jeans, fetish outfits and traditional lingerie in her pictorials and videos but they don’t do her justice. However, when you put her in a swimsuit, like she is in her mono-kini pictorial from August ’09 SCORE, she just explodes off  the page.

I ask you, is this swimsuit body not perfect?

I ask you, is this swimsuit body not perfect?

The exception might be the outfit she wore in the Big Tit Glory Hole video that we aired last Sunday. The way her top pushed her tits up and straight out like a shelf was unbelievable. There isn’t a formal photo set but there were some pictures shot for the DVD box cover. I’ll have to dig out a photo or two this week.

In an interview I did a few years ago, I said to Morgan: “You must look spectacular in a bikini or a tube top.” And she answered: “Oh, I scare people to death! They’re either scared or embarrassed. They’re like, ‘Look at that woman! Look at her boobs!’ I always wear bikinis to the beach, and my bikinis are really not the right size for me, and they quite often fall off. That’s quite a scene, too!”

Morgan understands her effect on people but, thankfully, she uses her superpowers for good.

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Rating: 4.2/5