Categories for Tits in Tight Tops

Flight delayed because of big tits.

August 10, 2009 by Elliot James 2 Comments

Anyone remember Kyla Ebbert from last year? She was the skimpily dressed 23-year-old hottie who was led off of a Southwest Airlines flight for wearing clothing that was considered too sexy. The story even made international headlines. A Southwest flight attendant asked Kyla to leave her seat while the plane was preparing to leave San Diego. Ebbert, a Hooters waitress and a student, was headed to Tucson, Arizona for a doctor’s appointment. She said Southwest representatives told her, “You’re dressed inappropriately. This is a family airline. You’re too provocative to fly on this plane.” Kyla was allowed back on the plane after adjusting her sweater.

I have to wonder how Southwest would react to SCORE models Lori Pleasure, Crystal Gunns and Cindy Cupps if they tried to a board a Southwest jet? Would they shut the flight down?

Lori dresses for comfort.

Lori Pleasure dresses for comfort even when she's in public.

I'm sorry, girls. You can't take this flight.

Crystal Gunns and Cindy Cupps: "I'm sorry, girls. You can't take this flight."

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Girls ogling other girls’ tits

August 9, 2009 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

I love seeing a girl with big tits checking out another girl’s big tits. The more surreptitiously the looker is looking, the better. I don’t mean in some staged photo or video. I mean in a candid, real moment. Photos like that have to be snapped spontaneously. It just happens.

Gunns gives L'Amour the eye.

Gunns gives L'Amour the eye.

Like this photo (left) of Crystal Gunns giving Vixen L’Amour the eye in the SCORE exhibit at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas a few years ago. Or rather, Crystal giving Vixen’s boobs the quick eye. Vixen’s chest couldn’t be more “in your face.” And Crystal’s quick sneak-peek at Vixen’s peek-a-boo nipples is priceless. There’s nothing sexual going on but there might be, subconsciously.

Plenty UpTopp is a'twitter over Elizabeth Starr.

Plenty UpTopp is a'twitter over Elizabeth Starr.

Another split second and that guy’s head at left would have blocked Vixen and Crystal. I know, because I snapped the shot. At adult conventions, the male visitors get so excited, the entire showfloor becomes a mosh pit. I’ve shot a ton of these convention photos for SCORELAND over the years.

It’s funny, but the simple things are more arousing to me. I love to see girls checking out girls in real life. The beach is a great place to spot girls eyeballing other girls’ bodies.

Just as a contrast, here’s Plenty UpTopp’s expression as she checks out the top shelf of Elizabeth Starr at the Exotic Dancer Expo in August 2001. Nice publicity shot, and both of these sex bombs have huge busts, but that candid reality feel is not there. However, I love how Plenty’s very uplifted cleavage nearly forms a shelf for her chin.

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Jogging her mammaries!

August 6, 2009 by Elliot James 2 Comments

A few weeks ago, Tom, one of our regular letter writers, sent an email for publication in “SCORE Card.” This letter was about a topic very near and dear to me and a lot of other boob-men.

“I know we’ve all seen this before: the big-titted girl who is running down the street late for an appointment. I see it a lot at airports. Unfortunately, that girl is always cognizant of the fact that she’s got a huge rack, and she runs with an arm covering her boobs so they don’t bounce. Ladies, it’s a blessing to have huge tits. Next time you’re running down the street (hopefully wearing something tight), please let your massive sweater melons fly. I like to watch.”

When I saw this video of Brandy Talore running (the perfect girl to ask to run), I knew I had to post it along with Tom’s letter. Like Tom, I love to see big-boobed girls walk, jog and run. I’ve been known to beg our studio for this. Years ago, I even used to hang out at the airport for the chance to see a busty girl jogging to the gate. The best sight is an airport runner wearing big heels or wedges and a tank top. It’s not the same as going to the gym or to an outdoor location to see girls running because most of them are all strapped in by their sports bra, and there’s little boob-bouncing quotient (an actual mathematical formula used by bra developers. Remind me to blog about that one day.).

My only suggestion would be for the videographer to get closer next time and try to record the model’s breathing with an attached microphone.

I can also happily live with an arm-swinging power walker. She doesn’t have to run or jog! But please, leave the bra at home!

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Alexa: Fresh Euro bouncing boobs

August 4, 2009 by Elliot James 9 Comments

Since American companies are not permitted to photograph foreign models on U.S. soil anymore, we could just stick to our own backyard to find new models. But historically, many of SCORE’s best models are not Americans. So now we’re doing a lot more traveling instead of bringing models in, either going to a model’s country or going to any number of Caribbean islands near Florida. It’s a lot more expensive, but the results are usually worth it. One of the latest foreign models to hit SCORELAND is Alexa, a German living in Berlin. She was photographed in Prague (a 20-minute plane ride for Alexa; a 12-hour flight for our photographer Jose and his crew).

In this video, Alexa shows exactly why she causes traffic accidents (and spinal and neck injuries) when she crosses the street. Alexa has an awesome body, and she’s a natural born boob-flaunter.

Another excellent reason besides the beer to keep going to Europe.

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When chicks adjust in public

August 2, 2009 by Maria 3 Comments
Haven't you seen a girl adjust her tits in public?

Haven't you seen a girl adjust her tits in public?

Okay, so I have big tits and sometimes I’ve been known to reach down into my bra and shift my boobs around. They’re tits. They bounce around when I walk and jiggle when I giggle. And with all of that moving around, somehow or another, they start to break loose from the confines of my sturdy bras. So, I’ll reach in and lift them and shift them back into place. It’s about a five second process for each tit, and then I am good for about an hour when I have to do it again.

Sometimes I do it subconsciously in public and I will look up and catch some guy watching me like I just tore my shirt off or something. The look on his face reads, “Did you just fondle yourself in public? Did you just cop a feel of your own jugs in my presence? Do it again!” lol

I didn’t really realize that it was a big deal until I caught some guy adjusting his junk at the supermarket the other night.

When I see a guy adjusting his package in public, I stare, too.

Renee's boobs are wild and unruly. She adjusts them in public all the time.

Renee's boobs are wild and unruly. She adjusts them in public all the time.

How could I not? It’s hard to look away when a man palms his cash and prizes right out in the open and shifts them around.

Maybe women shifting boobs in their bras is the equivalent of guys adjusting their junk?

I ran that by new V-Girl Renee Ross, and she told me that there is a huge difference.

“Boobs are hot,” she said. “Touching them in public is hot. It’s sexy to see a woman touch herself like that. But a guy adjusting his package is NOT.”

Big tits: Like a headrest, but better.

Big tits: Like a headrest, but better.

This is true. I guess at the end of the day, we would all rather watch Renee feel herself up and fix her bra, eh?

What say you, boob men? Do you think it’s hot when a woman tit-adjusts in public? Do you guys catch chicks doing this a lot?

-Maria

PS: Taking these photos for the blog was exhausting. Thankfully, Renee let me rest my weary head on her J-cup pillow tits. Yes, they are comfortable. Yes, they are amazing. In fact, I might have left a little drool on her right tit! lol

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Things you want girls to do with their tits

July 31, 2009 by Elliot James 2 Comments
Alexa was made for the camera.

Alexa was made for the camera.

The Net is much cooler than TV. Because no one ever created a “back at ya” button for TV. Although people can write or phone a television station, they generally don’t because TV has trained us for generations to be a passive audience. But on the Net, real interaction is possible.

So I have a question.

It would be a great world if you could just walk up to a girl and ask her to play with her tits, and then she did. But that will never happen. So let’s say a big-boobed model is coming into SCORELAND for the day and you could ask her to do one thing with her ta-tas while you videotaped her for less a minute. What would it be? Try on a tight top? Stiffen her nipples? Jiggle or shake them? Slap them together? Jump up and down?

What would you have her do? Let us know, and we’ll see if we can make it happen. And don’t forget to tell us who you want to do it, too.

Me? I’d have her self-suck her nipples.

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The absolute worst pick-up lines ever told to SCORE Girls

July 29, 2009 by Elliot James 3 Comments

We’ve had a semi-regular section for several years in SCORE magazine called “The Absolute Worst Pick-up Lines Ever Told to SCORE Girls.” SCORE Girls are hit on a lot, so they hear a lot more of those cheesy pick-up lines than the average girl. When they come in for a shoot, we ask them if they can remember some of the worst zingers. Some don’t but some do. When they do, we write them down. These lines are so bad, they smell.

That’s why we recommend that if you ever meet a SCORE model in the real world…a nightclub, an event, at an airport…just be yourself and dump the pick-up lines, the reverse-psychology insults and all the other pre-set scripts and comments that the pick-up gurus sell on the Net.

You might luck out.

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