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When “Nice fuckin’ rack” is the best pickup line you can come up with…and it works!

June 6, 2017 by Dave 5 Comments

This is the part of the scene where Camelia takes the dude back to a sleazy motel room.

A remastered version of one of my favorite scenes from Sex In The Titties went up at In this scene, a girl is walking down a street in downtown Miami, her big naturals straining her yellow top. The guy looks up from his call phone, gives her a hard once over and says, “Nice fuckin’ rack.”

And then the girl stops, gives him the once over and says, “Sweet cock.”

At which point they go back to his car and make out, then they go to a sleazy motel room and fuck.

Does this kind of stuff happen in real life? Probably. Once in a while. But it happens all the time in porn fantasy land. That’s why when people sometimes tell me that a concept for a scene is too unrealistic, my response is usually, “So?”

Hey, if it can’t happen in pornland, where can it happen?


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Rating: 3.9/5

Alaura Grey isn’t the only girl who can make giant cocks disappear in her cleavage

June 2, 2017 by Dave 18 Comments

There's a cock in there somewhere.

Just so you know, there are a lot of girls with that ability at SCORELAND and And Paige Turner, who has her second on-camera three-way today at SCORELAND, is one of them. In this scene, Paige is doing her homework, and Jimmy and Tony are nice enough to help her out. Of course, she helps herself to their cocks, and before she knows it, her homework has been put aside and their cocks have been shoved inside her mouth and pussy. They cum all over her tits. They really glaze ’em. Good work, gentlemen.

I did mention Alaura Grey, didn’t I? Well, Alaura’s first tits ‘n’ tugs is just a week away at She jacks cock. She tit-fucks cock. She sucks cock. She looks beautiful while doing it. I’d say she looks naturally super-stacked while doing it, but you knew that.

And in other big news…Danielle Derek is bustier than ever. She’s as slim as ever, but her tits are a lot bigger. She’s now a genuinely super-stacked SCORE Girl. Good news: She’s still doing all the nasty things she’s always done.




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Rating: 3.7/5

Alaura Grey…will she or won’t she?

May 28, 2017 by Dave 25 Comments

Alaura Grey is capable of many things.

By now, many of you (especially members) know that Alaura Grey, who returned to our boob-loving arms this past Thursday, will tug and tit-fuck a real cock on-camera for the first time on Thursday, June 9, also at

And for many of you, that’s all you need to hear. Show of hands: If you could fuck Alaura’s mouth, tits, pussy or ass but could only fuck one of the four, which would you fuck?

I’m willing to bet that the vast majority of you would say, “I’d fuck her tits and be happy for the rest of my life.” After all, every girl has a mouth, pussy and ass. Very few girls have tits like Alaura’s.

But, of course, we’re men. Give us an inch and we’ll take a foot. Give us a tit-fuck and we want a blow job.

Does Alaura give us that blow job in her upcoming scene? Does she wrap her beautiful M-cup naturals around a cock and suck it at the same time, something only the bustiest girls can do?

Yes, as a matter of fact, she does.



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Rating: 4.5/5

Are you guys getting a little kinky on us?

May 17, 2017 by Dave 29 Comments

Codi can't come to the phone right now.

I’m a little surprised by something: When I checked this afternoon, the video that goes with this photo of Codi Vore was the top-rated video at SCORELAND. Granted, that could change any minute, but either 1.) The bondage lovers are watching this video a lot; or 2.) There are more kinky SCORELAND members than we thought; or 3.) You’ll watch anything with Codi.

May 25th at Alaura Grey returns. And I’m happy to report that her big naturals are even bigger than they were before.


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Rating: 4.6/5

I wish I could say that the first thing I noticed about Smiley Emma was her smile

May 14, 2017 by Dave 28 Comments

Why is this girl smiling? Because she knows she makes you happy.

But that would be an outright lie.

Actually, chances are I never would have noticed that she smiles so much if she didn’t call herself Smiley Emma.

When I see pictures like this of this Canadian hottie, I’m Smiley Dave.

Doesn’t quite have the same ring to it, does it?

More new photos and a video of Emma went up at the other day.

Alaura Grey is making me Smiley Dave these days, too.

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Rating: 4.8/5

Wanted! More office employees like Smiley Emma

March 23, 2017 by Elliot James 10 Comments

Smiley Emma‘s paperwork bores her. The endless grind of office work makes her boobs yearn to be free. She’d rather play.

We’ve done office shoots with many girls for years. Even though I’m sure we’d all love to actually work in the same building with a sexy bra-buster like Emma and see her every day, “office employee” is not on the members’ list of most-popular shoots. That’s always surprised me because the workplace is the likeliest place to find them. The most-popular list (from our many polls and feedback) is sexy nurse, sexy cop, sexy teacher, sexy driver, sexy store clerk, sexy maid, sexy schoolgirl, sexy cheerleader, sexy lifeguard and sexy waitress.

That’s a whole lotta sexy but no sexy office worker. Some things are not understood.

“I’m easy to talk to,” said Emma, a webcam girl in Canada with an ever-present smile on her pretty face. We have to photograph non-USA citizens like Emma (and Roxee Robinson) at one of our off-shore satellite studios for legal reasons. Emma’s worth it.

“I’m nice, down-to-earth and I’m very silly,” she said. Smiley sports a bush, too. She’s got it all.


More girls should smile like Smiley Emma.




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Rating: 4.6/5

My SCORE journey and other unlikely stories

February 19, 2017 by Dave 4 Comments

It was extremely unlikely that office worker Aspen would be so good at porn. But she was.

It’s funny sometimes how things work out. For example, back in the day, before I became editor of SCORE, I was a Voluptuous reader first, a SCORE reader second. But when I became an editor at The SCORE Group, I was assigned to SCORE and only a little while later did I become V-mag‘s editor. All in all, I’ve been editing SCORE a lot longer than I’ve been editing V-mag.

As for magazines vs. the Internet, I was an early adopter of web porn. In fact, I was the first official SCORELAND subscriber. But when I got hired by The SCORE Group, it was as a magazine editor. So go figure.

Did I ever tell you the story of how I got hired by TSG? Back in 2001, I was frequenting a local strip joint near Fort Lauderdale, Florida. It was one of those neighborhoody strip mall clubs that was topless only and had very friendly girls. Well, I was big on the day shift (better girls, smaller crowds), and one of the dancers had big, natural tits, so big that I thought she’d be perfect for Voluptuous. So, I did something I’d never done before: I wrote an email to an editor. SCORELAND‘s editor, who was and still is Elliot James. Elliot was so impressed by my detailed, descriptive email that a few months later, when I emailed him again to ask if TSG was hiring, he suggested that I apply for the job as SCORE‘s editor. So I did, and here I am.

As for the dancer, it turned out she had already posed for a Naughty Neighbors “House Party” feature. She was friends with Honey Melons, but this girl, Rachel, wasn’t busty enough for our big-boob mags. Nonetheless, Rachel probably changed my life. I wonder where she is now?

Interesting side story about Rachel: Her father would come to the club where she danced, and he often tipped her. I never could figure that out. For some perverted reason, I loved getting lapdances from her when her father was in the other room. I’d suck her tits, and her father would be in the other room!

Why am I telling this story now? Because for some reason, I was looking at Aspen’s scenes on and SCORELAND, and I was thinking about how unlikely it was that this girl-next-door, an office worker from the Pacific Northwest, who had no aspirations to become a porn star would be so good at sucking and fucking porn cock in the few scenes she did for us (and only for us). I was wondering where she is now and how likely or unlikely it would be for her to return.

So, I was thinking about likely and unlikely things, and this blog posting happened.

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Rating: 3.6/5

It’s British bust-out day

February 2, 2017 by Elliot James 5 Comments

Webcams are plentiful in the States, but there’s no television equivalent as there is in the UK. When slim and stacked blonde Tia Clegg appears on those call-in TV channels (like Danniella Levy does), Brit fans chat her up on their cell phones for filthy banter while they watch her gyrate. At SCORELAND, Tia does one of her popular spank shows without the cell phone. There’s also a Bonus chat video.

Tia wets her toy for pussy stuffing.

At XL Girls, Sarah Jane gets wet in her big toy show that she narrates with dirty, sexy flirting. Girls from the UK always sound so proper and well-mannered even when they’re chatting about squeezing their tits or getting fucked.

Sarah Jane says she plugs her squeeze box at least three times a week "when no one is home."


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Rating: 2.7/5