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I wish I could say that the first thing I noticed about Smiley Emma was her smile

May 14, 2017 by Dave 28 Comments

Why is this girl smiling? Because she knows she makes you happy.

But that would be an outright lie.

Actually, chances are I never would have noticed that she smiles so much if she didn’t call herself Smiley Emma.

When I see pictures like this of this Canadian hottie, I’m Smiley Dave.

Doesn’t quite have the same ring to it, does it?

More new photos and a video of Emma went up at XLGirls.com the other day.

Alaura Grey is making me Smiley Dave these days, too.

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Rating: 4.8/5

Wanted! More office employees like Smiley Emma

March 23, 2017 by Elliot James 10 Comments

Smiley Emma‘s paperwork bores her. The endless grind of office work makes her boobs yearn to be free. She’d rather play.

We’ve done office shoots with many girls for years. Even though I’m sure we’d all love to actually work in the same building with a sexy bra-buster like Emma and see her every day, “office employee” is not on the members’ list of most-popular shoots. That’s always surprised me because the workplace is the likeliest place to find them. The most-popular list (from our many polls and feedback) is sexy nurse, sexy cop, sexy teacher, sexy driver, sexy store clerk, sexy maid, sexy schoolgirl, sexy cheerleader, sexy lifeguard and sexy waitress.

That’s a whole lotta sexy but no sexy office worker. Some things are not understood.

“I’m easy to talk to,” said Emma, a webcam girl in Canada with an ever-present smile on her pretty face. We have to photograph non-USA citizens like Emma (and Roxee Robinson) at one of our off-shore satellite studios for legal reasons. Emma’s worth it.

“I’m nice, down-to-earth and I’m very silly,” she said. Smiley sports a bush, too. She’s got it all.

 

More girls should smile like Smiley Emma.

 

 

 

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Rating: 4.6/5

My SCORE journey and other unlikely stories

February 19, 2017 by Dave 4 Comments

It was extremely unlikely that office worker Aspen would be so good at porn. But she was.

It’s funny sometimes how things work out. For example, back in the day, before I became editor of SCORE, I was a Voluptuous reader first, a SCORE reader second. But when I became an editor at The SCORE Group, I was assigned to SCORE and only a little while later did I become V-mag‘s editor. All in all, I’ve been editing SCORE a lot longer than I’ve been editing V-mag.

As for magazines vs. the Internet, I was an early adopter of web porn. In fact, I was the first official SCORELAND subscriber. But when I got hired by The SCORE Group, it was as a magazine editor. So go figure.

Did I ever tell you the story of how I got hired by TSG? Back in 2001, I was frequenting a local strip joint near Fort Lauderdale, Florida. It was one of those neighborhoody strip mall clubs that was topless only and had very friendly girls. Well, I was big on the day shift (better girls, smaller crowds), and one of the dancers had big, natural tits, so big that I thought she’d be perfect for Voluptuous. So, I did something I’d never done before: I wrote an email to an editor. SCORELAND‘s editor, who was and still is Elliot James. Elliot was so impressed by my detailed, descriptive email that a few months later, when I emailed him again to ask if TSG was hiring, he suggested that I apply for the job as SCORE‘s editor. So I did, and here I am.

As for the dancer, it turned out she had already posed for a Naughty Neighbors “House Party” feature. She was friends with Honey Melons, but this girl, Rachel, wasn’t busty enough for our big-boob mags. Nonetheless, Rachel probably changed my life. I wonder where she is now?

Interesting side story about Rachel: Her father would come to the club where she danced, and he often tipped her. I never could figure that out. For some perverted reason, I loved getting lapdances from her when her father was in the other room. I’d suck her tits, and her father would be in the other room!

Why am I telling this story now? Because for some reason, I was looking at Aspen’s scenes on XLGirls.com and SCORELAND, and I was thinking about how unlikely it was that this girl-next-door, an office worker from the Pacific Northwest, who had no aspirations to become a porn star would be so good at sucking and fucking porn cock in the few scenes she did for us (and only for us). I was wondering where she is now and how likely or unlikely it would be for her to return.

So, I was thinking about likely and unlikely things, and this blog posting happened.

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Rating: 3.6/5

It’s British bust-out day

February 2, 2017 by Elliot James 5 Comments

Webcams are plentiful in the States, but there’s no television equivalent as there is in the UK. When slim and stacked blonde Tia Clegg appears on those call-in TV channels (like Danniella Levy does), Brit fans chat her up on their cell phones for filthy banter while they watch her gyrate. At SCORELAND, Tia does one of her popular spank shows without the cell phone. There’s also a Bonus chat video.

Tia wets her toy for pussy stuffing.

At XL Girls, Sarah Jane gets wet in her big toy show that she narrates with dirty, sexy flirting. Girls from the UK always sound so proper and well-mannered even when they’re chatting about squeezing their tits or getting fucked.

Sarah Jane says she plugs her squeeze box at least three times a week "when no one is home."

 

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Rating: 2.5/5

Happening today at SCORELAND and XLGirls

January 25, 2017 by Elliot James 5 Comments

Mischel decides she needs some dicking down. She was getting bored.

At SCORELAND, Mischel Lee is relaxing at a spa, sipping a cocktail, her hot body doing a bikini justice. Then Nick comes in from the sauna and sits next to her. His towel becomes a tent when he sees Mischel.

I asked Mischel if she’s always sported a bush, something that gets her a lot of attention from SCORE guys.

“Of course, I have shaved in my life, but that’s just not my style,” she said. “All models are shaved like babies now and I know that men like at least a little hair!”

 

Cami can really stretch those sucklers.

Over at XL Girls, Cami Cooper is back. A mature mom, Cami decided late in life to show off her big tits and big ass and do hardcore. A friend suggested the idea, so she contacted us.

“I maybe have sex three times a week at home,” Cami said, “but not with guys who do porn like Carlos.” Carlos was her first fuck-friend at XL Girls. “I like large, thick cocks, and he had one for me.”

 

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Rating: 3.6/5

When Smiley Emma smiles, the whole world smiles with her

January 18, 2017 by Elliot James 12 Comments

The saying “Smile and the world smiles with you” definitely applies to XL Girl Smiley Emma.

That beaming smile and her Canadian cans make anyone smile, and if they don’t smile, there is no hope for them.

“I’m genuinely nice, easy to talk to and I am very silly,” said Emma.

“I think my best features are my smile and my boobs.” You don’t know which one, boobs or smile, to look at first.

Roxee Robinson is from Canada, too. It’s about time Canada invaded XL Girls. We welcome these plush invaders.

Tomorrow: Mya Blair. She’s not Canadian but her cans are colossal.

Emma has a nice bush to go with her Canadian cans.

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Rating: 4.2/5

A new girl who has a lot to smile about

December 16, 2016 by Dave 6 Comments

Emma is smiling because she knows you're staring at her rack.

This is the SCORELAND Blog, so we tend to get SCORELAND-focused around here. But I’m a regular visitor to XLGirls.com, too, and if you love big, natural tits, there isn’t a better place to go.

These days, I’m smiling. I’m smiling because of a newcomer named Smiley Emma who has huge naturals, a plush body and a hairy pussy. As you can tell by her name, she smiles a lot. Emma is from Western Canada, and she told us that if time were frozen for 24 hours, “I would walk around naked outside without worrying about the police and go skinny dipping in a random pool.”

Would somebody please freeze time for 24 hours?

There are now three photo/video pairs of Emma at XLGirls.com plus a video interview plus a bonus video in which she tries on bras.

“I’m generally nice and easy to talk to and am very silly,” Emma said.

Her best attributes? “My smile and my boobs.”

I could have told you that.

 

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Rating: 4.5/5

Girls Whose Pussies You’d Never Fuck Because You’d Never Get Past Their Tits

December 7, 2016 by Dave 17 Comments

Kristina Milan gives you all you really need.

I was writing the copy for the winter catalog when I came across a few movies starring Kristina Milan, the Dominican bombshell whose naturals are so big, they defy comprehension. And, as you know, she got pregnant and started lactating, and then those babies got out of control. I have always envied John Strange, who got to fuck her several times.

Kristina falls into that category of “Girls Whose Pussies You’d Never Fuck Because You’d Never Get Past Their Tits.”

Who else is in that category? Special rule: The girl didn’t have to fuck on-camera to be eligible for this category.

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Rating: 3.6/5