Do boobs make a sound if no one is listening?

September 26, 2011 by Elliot James 9 Comments
The best headphones. Karen and Kelly's soft, warm earmuffs.

The best headphones. Karen and Kelly's soft, warm earmuffs. Now that's what I call stereophonic.

One of our recent SCORELAND surveys asked about members’ listening habits when watching videos. I use headphones, a habit from living in apartments with thin walls. I live in a house now with much more privacy, but I still rarely turn the computer’s speakers on.

So here’s how they do it.

30% keep the audio volume at the same level you’d use for watching Hawaii 5-0 on television. So if you have thin walls, your neighbors may think you have a sex life that rivals Tiger Woods’.

37% keep the volume low. Problem with that method is missing some important piece of dialog, such as Daylene Rio saying, “I’m gonna suck this cock now.” (Yes, it is important.)

27% wear headphones. Best option if you have roommates or a spouse who doesn’t want to hear moaning and groaning, the sounds of boobs slapping together or Summer Sinn yelling, “Cum on my tits!”

5% watch without audio. This method loses points for not being able to hear the girls’ voices. Unless you believe that women should be seen and not heard. Also, it’s not a good choice when you watch an interview.

We have added sub-titles for non-English speaking models, such as Romina Lopez. But I think we’re a ways from closed captioning. Besides, the captions could block the girls’ tits or pussies.

What are your listening habits?

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9 Comments

  • c.a. united kingdom

    checked my dec2011 score Elliot and yes it is him ,,, he looked different in that pic…. ive seen his scene with Eva its very good…..

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  • c.a. united kingdom

    is that just a one off still pic or does Sergio session with them????

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  • c.a. united kingdom

    Elliot ive got the UK edition of dec2011 score and im sure its another stud in the kelly/karen 3-way…. i must check that this morning, he looks an average jo which is good how does he handle Eva????

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  • Elliot James

    C.A., that’s Sergio. He’s done scenes with Eva Notty, Natasha Dulce, Bailey Santana…and Kelly and Karen (December ’11 SCORE, now in stores).

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  • X.D.

    Honestly, a combination of the 4. 1-3, no biggie. But I hate no audio, (sigh) but sometimes the ocassion demands full discretion.

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  • Diggy

    I wear headphones since most of the time i get to watch is at night when everyone else is asleep. I dont want to chance anyone walking by my room and hearing ‘Ohhh yeah stick it in my ass.”
    Ohhhh the life of a porn lover.

    Love the audio though. Sometimes it gets me off faster than what they are actually doing.

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  • c.a. united kingdom

    whos the guy with Kelly and Karen????? hes not the same guy who had them in score,did they do a scene with him???? he looks like an average jo which is good….

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  • c.a. united kingdom

    interesting Elliot, i live in a one bed flat (apartment) and the walls are paper thin so when watching porn on the tv i have to watch the volume but the pc isnt as loud so i keep it at a reasonable level….. can figure ou anyone watching in silence tho you miss to much of the effect…..

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  • J.D.

    There’s a lot of turning it up to hear the girl moaning, then having her scream out “OH FUCK YEAH, RAM IT IN THAT PUSSY!!!”, and me cussing quietly while I fumble to turn it down quickly.

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