Goodbye SCORELAND! Thank you for the good times!

January 15, 2013 by Maria 44 Comments

Thanks to H.D. for this drawing of me!

Hi, boob lovers!

I told you guys last week that I had a big announcement and here it is…

The time has come for me to bow out and bid you all farewell.

I know, I know…I am sad about it, too. πŸ™

After many, many years as your V-mag editor and a couple of years as one of your SCORELAND Blog editors, I am embarking on a new journey in marketing and hanging up my…uh…keyboard?

It was a tough decision to make, leaving behind all of the great people I work with here. I mean, I am sure that everyone thinks I will miss the tits and ass the most, (Of course I will miss it…) but what I really will miss is laughing and joking with the great folks here like Elliot and Dave and all the other staff that makes it happen everyday.

My journey started here in 2004 when I started working here as an archive clerk in our image library. Many years later, I sit at the helm of V-mag, and this editor gig is one of the best jobs I have ever had. Sure, the boobs are great. Yeah, being THISCLOSE to the models is fun. But really, I think the best part about V-mag is all the loyal fans and readers. You guys are great and I will think of you all often.

As I type this, I remember all of the amazing moments we have shared. Writing and then heading to Hungary to film Busty Riding AcademyΒ with Dave is a highlight for me. Writing Boob Science with Elliot is another. Interviewing Kelly Shibari and falling through the studio floor is a great one. Teaching Jenna Valentine how to make her boobs bounce is one of the best. lol

And all of the memories would not have been possible without all of you…the fans.

I would like to thank all of you for chatting with me via the Blog and Boobmail for so many years. I would also like to thank all the lovely models who participated in my blog videos. Kelly Shibari, Kaytee Carter, Jenna Valentine, Renee Ross, Melissa Manning, Siri, Marilyn Mayson and Molly Howard, Maserati…just to name a few. You ladies are not only beautiful but hilarious and great fun to be around. Truly.

Also…you have amazing tits. πŸ˜‰ Thanks for shaking them in my direction for all these years.

And now, because I hate goodbyes, especially ones that are so sad, I want to leave you with a parting gift to remember me by.

A few years ago while filming K-JUGS, I was called in to do one of my first blog videos ever with Renee Ross. We were doing a segment with boxing gloves, and I happened to have my boxing gear with me. (I have boxed since I was a kid.) I wanted Renee to jump rope topless for me (and she tried really hard, bless her heart lol) so I could watch her boobs bounce. While this was happening, I actually offered to jump rope with her for a few moments and try and show her how to do it. The moment was captured by one of our video editors, Lester, and has never before been seen. (It ended up on the cutting room floor before K-JUGS was released.)

When I thought about what I would say here, at the end of our journey together, I wanted it to be memorable and poignant.

Then I thought, “Why not just show them the jumping rope footage?”

Personally, I think it’s quite funny and a great moment in SCORELAND studio history.

And I laugh the whole time. And that’s how I want you to remember me…laughing and having a great time with our models.

So, without further ado, I present to you my farewell…an opus about jumping rope.

lol

Thank you for all the good times!

xoxo

Maria

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44 Comments

  • Angel DeLuca

    Goodbye Maria πŸ˜‰

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  • Maria

    Goodbye Angel! Ty :)!

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  • JoeGHurt

    Thanks for everything Maria. Wish you all the best!

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  • Maddien

    Goodbye Maria – all best wishes from me to you for the future.
    I had really fun reading your blog here and all the funny word creations and sentences which are coming and going from time to time. Take care and find a satisfying new challenge in your life!

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  • Maria

    @JoeGHurt thanks so much. πŸ™‚
    @Maddien lol I appreciate that!

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  • Anthony

    This is absolutely perfect!!! What a way to say GoodBye!

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  • Maria

    lol @Anthony. High-five. πŸ˜‰

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  • Leandro

    Goodbye Maria! But this is not goodbye to you! You will be in our hearts forever! Thank you very much for sharing your intelligence, your work, your ideas and your feelings in this great magazine.
    You (also Elliot and Dave) is a reference to me and my project. I love your work style. Thank you very much for everything! And please come back soon! TSG is your house, I and many readers the world are your followers!
    Cheers and good luck!
    Leandro (From Argentina)

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  • Maria

    That was really lovely of you to say @leandro! Thanks for all the support!

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  • slugworth

    Oh well Maria,this is sad news for TSG devotees worldwide.I hope you are very much respected & loved in your new vocation as you are here at SCORE.Good luck & thanks for all your hard work.

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  • Maria

    Thanks @slugworth! I will miss your commentary on the blog! Take it easy! πŸ™‚

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  • mwalker587

    Thanks for all the great work you have done at Score. I’ve really enjoyed your work over the years. The blog was also always fun to read. You will definitely be missed. I wish you all the best!

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  • Smoothie Luv

    Good luck to you Maria! I’ve enjoyed this blog very much.

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  • Maria

    @mwalker587 @smoothie Thanks guys. You have all been very supportive and made my days here at SCORELAND awesome. πŸ™‚

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  • viggo

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MARIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
    Please don’t leave!!
    I know i haven’t been here for quite some time now, but i LOVE reading your posts AND you make the greatest video interviews!!!
    You’ve managed to make me sad now! πŸ™
    I’m gonna miss the little talks and fun discussions we used to have!
    But, good luck in your new job!!! πŸ˜€

    Thanks for doing a brilliant job as editor!!!
    Hugs from Viggo.

    P.S. Is there any way we could still talk? Are you to be found on any kind of social media network?

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  • @ur_girl_nxtdoor NIKKI SMITH

    Maria!!

    First of all – video was AWESOME πŸ™‚ If only I knew I could get you to bounce YOUR boobs in a blog with me our interview would have been WAAAAAY different πŸ˜‰

    It was an absolute pleasure meeting you and best of luck to you on your future endeavors.

    You will be missed by fans, coworkers and models too!

    xoxo-
    Nikki Smith!

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  • Maria

    @nikki: Well, I am not gone yet. I am here until the end of the day. Stop by and say goodbye. xo

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  • @ur_girl_nxtdoor NIKKI SMITH

    I just snuck out of the studio and am back at my hotel πŸ™

    If my darn phone would have loaded the blog from the dressing room I totally would have!

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  • panhype

    What an awesome way to say goodbye!! Maria, your natural fun and sense of humor (in particular) added a unique quality to this blog and definitely will be missed!

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  • Maria

    @panhype Thanks. I approach all things with humor. I am glad someone finds me funny lol πŸ™‚

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  • sean

    All the best and many thanks for all your hard work in helping to bring us the best in big boobies!! Hope the future holds big things for you xx

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  • Maria

    @sean: ( o ) ( o )
    best in big boobs always. πŸ˜‰

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  • X.D.

    I’m heart broken. But at the same time I’m happy for you Maria. TSG is not going to be the same without you. Best of luck with your future plans. Maybe you’ll have a chance to stop by once in a while to check out the girls and say hi πŸ™‚ Here goes a warm hug coming your way (WARM HUG!) Farewell πŸ™

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  • X.D.

    BTW The video was a lovely treat. You are a sweet person, a gem for sure πŸ™‚

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  • scanner51

    Good luck to you. You’ll be missed.

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  • derek

    Bye Maria- best of luck in the future!

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  • Nick

    I’d cry, but guys don’t do that. You are a Real Sweetie, and will be great at whatever the world throws at you. Best Wishes and thanks for the great work keeping me interested in curvy women with large breasts (yeah, its all YOUR fault – rolls eyes…)
    Kisses!

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  • Tyrion Lannister

    Farewell Maria ~
    I wish you all the best. you were like the Mad Men’s Peggy Olson of TSG; your voice will be missed.

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  • ak

    I have always wanted to know Maria’s cup size lol thanks for the memories πŸ™‚ good luck in your future endeavors πŸ˜‰

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  • J.D.

    That’s the way to go out, leaving a trail of broken hearts behind. lol Good luck in your new endeavor Maria, and to much success! You will be missed. πŸ™‚

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  • Frederick

    This is sad, I rather enjoyed reading about boobs from a female perspective.

    But good luck on whatever you decide to do next!

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  • Matador

    Awww, Dang it, Maria. All I can think of are the lines to the old Roy Orbison classic:

    Yes, now you’re gone
    And from this moment on
    I’ll be crying, crying Crying, crying
    Yeah, crying, crying
    Over you.

    With all due respect to Dave and Elliot, who are great, you were the best part of the blog and I always looked forward to your work. I wish you great blessings and every success. I’ll honestly, truly, miss you. Yeah, like Roy Orbison, I’m crying.

    Matador

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  • Truk

    Goodbye Maria. Thank you for sharing your intelligence, sense of humor, and perspective with us through the years. You will be missed!

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  • Trinety Guess

    Thank you for making my experience at SCORE so comfortable & memorable ! You will be missed!

    XoXoX
    @TrinetyG

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  • slugworth

    Wow…what a great send-off for Maria.Well done boys & girls.

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  • Anthony

    Its sad day 2day πŸ™
    I wish you all the best πŸ™‚
    so many great moment like your excellent interviews with the Models,Blog updates and Great topics!
    I’m Sorry you had to deal with my headcase ex GF/Fiance who never has anything nice to say,that one time!!!
    You brought to Score so much Bright colour and bliss so much so i doubt they’ll ever replace you?

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  • seth1968

    This blows and is kinda sad. I really dig your whole vibe Maria and all you brought to TSG. I loved reading your stuff always. You will be missed by all. Best wishes in your new venture.

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  • Chris

    You always have the best blog posts, and I’ll miss those Maria. Good luck in your next gig!

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  • Roxanne Miller

    Maria I wish you all the best in the world. Take care of you and be healthy! That’s the most important thing! I hate goodbyes… So I’ll just say have fun as much as you can and Carpe Diem, babe!

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  • Glenberry

    Thank you Maria for all your had work and a HUGE thank you for publishing my fan art when you did. All the best in your future endeavors!!!

    Glen

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  • Ca united kingdom

    Good luck maria with your new venture xx

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  • JEFF H.

    Maria, thanks for all you’ve done. We will all miss you. I wish you well in your new endeavor. Remember you’re always welcomed back to the wolf pack always.

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  • Amir

    Awe thats sad to hear I honestly really enjoyed reading Maria’s work. If you’re reading this you will be missed. I feel that scoreland is more than just a classy big tit/ass site its a community. And Maria, you were a big part of that. Best of luck in your future endeavors.

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  • KAYTEE CARTER

    YOU WILL BE MISSED!

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