HOLY SHIT! It’s Minka!

January 29, 2010 by Maria 9 Comments

Alright…so there are some models that you see around our offices and you say, “Oh, it’s her,” and then you sort of stare for a second or two and that’s that. Then there are models who you see and you go, “HOLY SHIT!” and you start following her, not because you mean to, but because your feet are moving on their own accord. The former is the kind of model that Minka is.

I have seen Minka briefly a few times while I’ve worked here.

The first time was the day I came to interview at The SCORE Group all those years ago. You can imagine what it was like. I was nervous and getting my game face on while walking up to the building, and then, all of a sudden, the door swings open and out comes Minka in a robe and rollers. You CANNOT imagine what my face looked like. I think I mouthed the words “HOLY SHIT” upon the visual assault her melons launched against my eyeballs. (Which were probably popping out of my head!) Needless to say, I landed the job, but that night I distinctly remember going home, and while everyone wanted to hear about my new job, all I could do was say, “I saw this pretty, Asian woman there and her tits were bigger than my HEAD!” over and over to whoever would listen. lol

The second time I saw her was when she was here to film a few hardcore scenes a while back. I walked into the studio and was talking to a BootyLicious model when Minka came up to me and said, “You have big boobs!” and sort of perused my rack while I sat there in awe and shock and a generally dumbfounded state.

The third time was today when Dave screamed at me from the studio, across our Creative Room and said,”Maria! Come in here! Run! Fast!” And when I skedaddled over, he introduced me to Minka. Yes, I was face to face with the Asian wonder, and boy was I tongue-tied. Minka’s ginormous chesticles stunned me into silence. I think I may have said one or two semi-spaztastic things before they ushered me away from her boobliness so I wouldn’t make more of a fool of myself.

“Wow!” I thought. “I fucking blew it!”

But then I thought…”How many people get to meet Minka? Dude. I need to go in there and redeem myself. I need to let her know that I can say more than just Minka and tits and drool.” So, I summoned up some courage and some brass cojones and busted back into the studio, interrupted Dave and Elliot’s interview with Minka and did a blog video. Two good things came of that. The first is that Minka was very nice and even took a pic with me after where she rested her hand on my heinie!!!! (OMG!)

In this photo, Minka's hand is resting on my ass. LOL YES!!!

In this photo, Minka's hand is resting on my ass. LOL YES!!!

The second is that Dave spilled the beans about an upcoming ULTIMATE MINKA DVD. Yeah! Awesome, eh? (Keep an eye out!) I know you die-hard Minka fans will love it!

All I can say is, see what happens when you don’t give up? I’ll let you go now so I can go sing “The Impossible Dream” from Man of La Mancha at the top of my lungs around the office. lol Enjoy the video and the shot of Minka and I. (I look short and flat-chested next to her, which is kind of funny, but her boobs are really as big as my head, so there is no way my rack would look impressive at all next to that.)

xoxo, Maria

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9 Comments

  • c.a. united kingdom

    minka is one of my favourite models her tits are amazing and her attitude is fantastic…. jdawg you talk shit my friend….

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  • frederickus

    Oh, Maria, to be between you and Minka like in the photo!!! Maria, I adore you!!!

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  • Cesar Alberto

    Minka es good is fantastic is beatifull es bella hermosa me gustaria que me mandaran mas video solo de ella y conocerla

    Translation: Minka is good, is beautiful. She is pretty and lovely and I would like it if you sent me solo videos of her so I can get to know her.

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  • Rich

    Great article and interview.

    Ps. You look great Maria.

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  • blattimer1

    Minka is fantastic my top 3 all time with maxi and kayla

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  • jdawg

    oops, meant to say, “bigger is not necessarily better”

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  • jdawg

    i have never really cared all that much for minka. especially after all the boob jobs she’s gone through. bigger is not necessarily, especially when you over do it and it looks like you’re carting around to huge basketballs on your chest. it’s just overdone and gross looking. on top of all that, how old is she anyway?

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  • Bob

    It is hard to beat Minka’s stunning singular greatness, unless it is with More Minka. Maria shows the best genuine smile I’ve ever seen in my decades of perfuse looking. Versus a dance bar’s shit-faced, grinning drunk; Maria’s Natural High Shining Smile radiating in Minka’s radiant Hooter Heaven & Minka’s sweet feminine generous goodness & kindness. Minka has a naturally nice rep from her former home of Alexandria, VA.
    Maria & Dave Rosenbaum-Score Editor: Thanks too for the super Mind blowing Minka pictorial in SC0410. My vibed premonitions and desires were granted. Solo Blu-ray clear-detail DVD would be icing on the c-ache.
    PS Maria (&Dave&JohnFox) Re: VO0410 Lucy page 64 bottom Open spread pic!, for connoisseurs and affectionados, should be One Full page opposite a partially-open labia pic like on page 65 for scientific examination and comparative analysis. Smile vs. Vertical Smile, of course. Viewer should be able to roll the lesser important pic (p 65) under to expose another great page either full pic or with multiple stunners. Example: page 48 can be curled under page 47 revealing page 46 or another woman’s page, like of TrudiStephens,AdeleStephens,LilyValentine,InesCudna,ChloeVevrier,CandyApples,AnnaSong,Vanessa,PandoraPeaks,ChristyMarksUnpierced,DawnPhoenix,ChristyCanyon(VeriKnotty). = Viewing incredible, overwhelming extra sweetness. Snappin Sweet Snapper Large Labia or Bounteous Bodacious Breasts or Long Hard Nips comparisons. Tumescent Tugging comparisons (Dawn Phoenix’s Indelible Nipple Tugging & Large Long Labia Tugging = Motivating & Energizing Everybody Stretching on a vibrant healthy heart). It is easiest to roll page to the left in the left half of the stapled magazine & hence, easiest to roll page to the right in the right half of the magazine. Using the previous example page 48 curled to the left, under page 47. If you reverse curled under page 48 revealing page 47; the page would not naturally stay poked in as well.
    Attention Dee Tails Hooterific Cunny X spurt Sort Off
    Thanks by the Grace of the Gods of Goodness & Sweetness

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  • diogo

    wow!!!
    THANSK FOR THE VIDEO, BUT I WANT TALK 1 THING …MARIA U SO FUCKING HOT!!!!

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