Hooters, holidays and the miracle of Janet Jade
Detroit car makers should use Janet in their ads.
I had the privilege once of hosting a tits-in-tight-tops video with Janet Jade, star of Eat My Tits, for SCOREtv episode 2. Two years later, I still haven’t completely recovered, but I’m making progress and my arm is almost completely functional again. In this Janet update, a fellow SCOREtv reporter has the honor of chatting up Janet in our dressing room, and as always, she’s a room brightener: cheery, fun and enthusiastic. A jiggle belle, all the way. Janet talks about the holidays, her favorite basketball players, what she looks for in a guy (she likes a specific kind of butt) and a bunch of other things he was curious about. My question is, why does Janet have to live in Detroit? Why can’t she live in Miami? Down the block from our building?
This DVD is all Janet.
Thanks for giving, Janet! Have a fun, safe holiday season.
I wish the world could be more like a SCORE interview with Janet Jade, a world where you could ask a busty girl to show you her boobs and she happily lifts her blouse without the guilt, shame and embarrassment that society instills about the human body. Yes, a man can dream the impossible dream.
And while I’m at it, I’d like to list the 10 things you can get away with saying on Thanksgiving and Christmas:
1. I could go for a huge breast.
2. That’s one great-looking spread.
3. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst.
4. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
5. I’m in the mood for dark meat.
6. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some.
7. Don’t play with your meat.
8. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once.
9. How long will it take after you stick it in?
10. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
Have a great Thanksgiving, Scorelanders!–Elliot James
Tags: big boobs, Janet Jade, SCOREtv
Categories: Behind the Scenes, Interviews, Tits in Tight Tops
Janet is one great woman. Boobs and brains!
Why couldn’t Janet Jade do the same style of DVD as Karina, Ashley, or Natalie Fiore?. Nice classy sexy.
Im a big Janet Jade fan.But i was a little disappointed with the dvd
EAT MY TITS!.First of all its got to be the only SCORELAND solo girl dvd where the models name is not in the title.
Also we guys like anticipation,so why did it open up with Janet already topless and putting sprinkles on her self?
Also the box says she was a cheerleader,so why wasnt there a cheerleader segment were she could show her rah rah skills?
The powertool segment looked kind of painful.
But anything with Janet Jade is a must have so I dont want to complain too much.
@Rich: TY! 🙂
Is this a recent interview or from the last Holidays?
As she mentions she is getting ready to bake some bread
which is a scene from EAT MY TITS!
Hi Elliot,
Happy Thanksgiving !
How about # 11 – Can I have a second helping of that ?
Also, thanks to Janet for giving us some much to be thankful throughout the year ! Janet has a truly incredible figure, yet so much of this gal’s appeal is also her joyful, happy nature, wonderful smile and postive, sharing attitude. Way to go, Janet !
Hey Elliot I just want to wish you, Miss Maria, the great people who make Score Magazines, and the great models a very Healthy and Happy Thanksgiving.
About your Top 10 list you forgot one.
11. Hey Thats one bird I’d love to stuff.
love those big naturals on janet.
now those would make anyone’s thanksgiving, HAPPY!