How sports can be better
In my version of ultimate football, Linsey could score a topless touchdown!
Karina and Mandy: The perfect game of doubles.
Ah, the world of sports. Almost as awesome as the world of boobs…almost. Like most of you guys out there, I am an avid watcher of sports. I love football with a passion, especially if we are going to get into a lengthy discussion about the Miami Dolphins. I love basketball and can be found at many a Miami Heat game, although only if they are playing against the Spurs, Pistons or the Knicks, who are my favorite teams to watch. And if there is a good boxing match on, I will zone out completely and be glued to the tube until the final bell. Some cold beer, some good BBQ and a few good games are all I need to make a day complete.
Oh, Daphne…I'd be fouled for hand-checking you for sure!
Danielle Derek: I don't know which soccer ball I want to grab first!
So, I am sure by now you are wondering why I titled this blog, “How sports can be better.” Well, I’m going to tell you about this theory that I have been kicking around in my head for a few days now. It started because I was Googling the Dolphins Cheerleaders, actually. You see, for me, the cheerleaders are as much a part of the sport as the players themselves. Who doesn’t love the cheerleaders? Or the dance teams? C’mon! I know one or two (or 12) of my fantasies involve a squad of horny cheerleaders and a steamy locker room.
Crystal Gunns and her volleyball-sized tits are amazing!
Morgan Leigh wins by being a total knockout!
So I started thinking about hot chicks, which led me to think about hot, big-boobed chicks, which led me to hot big-boobed chicks in sports uniforms and then EUREKA! I came to big-boobed sports. You see, what I am proposing is that sports would be totally fuckin’ rad if the teams were made up of busty hotties in clingy uniforms. I mean, think about it, the SuperBowl…WITH TITS. Amazing. The World Cup…WITH BOOBS. So good.
Sharday, I'd love to make it to third base with you!
And, of course, the ladies would be aggressive and play like champions. Big-boobed champions. Imagine all that tit power unleashed on the field. Big tits bouncing and swinging everywhere while these women grunted, sweated and shoved each other around in hopes of victory. The very thought of it makes me reminisce about the unbridled joy I feel when I see women wrestling in Jello. Frenzied, chesty competition with lots of sexual undertones…it just works for me. Does it work for you? I mean…imagine that kind of kinky competitive energy in the arenas of football, basketball, boxing…I can’t be the only one who finds this idea fuckin’ hot, right?
Hopefully not!
Here are some hot shots of the stacked sports sirens I would like to see take the field…and then take their clothes off!
*Maria
Tags: Crystal Gunns, Danielle Derek, Daphne Rosen, Karina Hart, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Mandy Pearl, Morgan Leigh, Sharday, sports
Categories: Boob Watch
This sounds like a video idea waiting to happen. What about a “Battle of the Natural Stars”, with the girls doing different sporting events (topless, of course) to SCORE points for their team? Obstacle course, trampoline, jumping jacks, you get the idea…and Maria, you could compete in the rope jumping event too!
hello?? is there anybody bloging today besides me, maria,dave and elliot. come on guys let’s support the scoreland blog. let’s have some agreements and disagreement (slowly rips shirt and pumping arms) so let’s hear it guy’s. who with me? hello anybody?? hello 🙁
sorry about the spelling. at work blog. trying not to get caught..
i knew there was something i liked about you dave, and the cheerleader’s name is bibiana ask maria..dave i remember a reader telling you about kate beckinsale having big tit’s and think you laugh, and said she didn’t. which she is not. i dated a girl in brooklyn a few years back. she look maybe a c-cup. so even thought she not super big at least there’s some thing to play with. well i pursued her for three month’s and thought i hit the jackpot only to find she was a b-cup at most. she had breast lifts that you put under to give her that lift..i felt like a kid who didn’t get what he wanted for a christmas. i still slept with here and awhile broke up with her.. i told her was a boob man and i love big boobs. which she didn’t take to well and crused me out big time.. to this day when i see her she gives me that dirty look. oh well i am what i am. oh and maria no need to open that can of whoop ass. yankee’s look like there on there way to title 27.. 🙂
wow…there is a lot of stuff going on in here.
Okay…1) Dave is a Mets fan, Dino. Once of our many points of contention. Let’s not make this about the Yankees franchise because I will unleash a fury like no other, and I don’t want to wound you Mets fans anymore than your team does on a daily basis.
🙂
2) The cheerleaders for the Dolphins franchise DO need bigger tits. I agree 100%. However, any tits, at least in my opinion, look good when a girl is jumping up and down in a state of excitement over a great football team…so I forgive girls like Lilly and Bibiana their itty-bitties as long as they look hot and jump around a lot.
3) Elliot, this is why I am a fan of vintage lingerie. I think it really does something for a woman’s figure. Old-school bras, cars and movies…they just don’t make ’em like they used to.
Ask any woman with big tits nowadays (myself included) and we will most likely say that today’s bras are crap. They shred and fall apart under the “force”, which is the weight and the movement of big tits.
4) Dave: That’s why you do the bump test on a pair of tits before you take them home with you. If you think a girl’s got some big tits, you bump into them (kinda along the bottom of the boob) and if the entire boob shifts upward and gives a little, they’re that big. If the boob don’t move…chances are she’s packin’ a whole bra full of wishful thinking. (I fuckin’ hate those gel pads and air pads! WTF are those things!)
Hendricks is wearing 50s style girdles and cone bras that help create that amazing shape, like an Otis Sweat cartoon. Their wardrobe department really got it right. She looks fargin’ awesome. When you watch old movies and TV shows, even the skinniest women were stacked looking. As far as pro sports go, I’ll go back to supporting it when they clean up their act and also stop screwing the public on ticket, food, beer and parking prices. Which will probably be never. I suppose I could say the same for the politicians
dave…lol.. i hope i don’t have to turn in my scoreland card…lol.. you and elliot are like jedi masters when it comes to women’s boobs, i’m like a very young luke skywalker still learning his ways in guess boob size. i guess nowadays the way bra are made it’s hard to tell between a c-cup and d-dup. thank god i have you guys…lol.. and maria bibiana is a total fox who is a b-cup right dave..lol.. maria as far as you being a yankee’s fan. i’m not shocked it’s easy to root for a 200 million dollar team who buy’s up player’s like i buy candy bars…lol.. i still love ya 🙂 let’s go mets!!
Dino, you hate the Yankees and love the Mets? There’s hope for you yet! 🙂
Maria Bibiana? Never heard of her.
Now here’s how deceiving boob size can be. You know the redhead who plays the secretary on “Mad Men”? I think her real name is Christina Hendricks? On the show, she looks huge! Huge tits, huge ass. But I Googled her recently, saw some real-life photos, and she isn’t stacked at all. Now, Malissa, the blonde, who’s one of the last remaining girls on “More To Love” is definitely stacked. Not very pretty, but stacked. But I think the Israel girl has some tits, too. Israeli girls tend to have big tits.
Okay, I’m off the subject here. Has anybody out there ever dated a girl who they thought had big tits, only to be disappointed when she took off her clothes? Or a girl who you didn’t think was stacked, then she got naked and she was?
Maria, I think I hijacked your blog.
As a serious Yankee’s fan, I cringed at the “Mets” word but I will let it go, Dino, because we share a boob bond that is bigger than your obviously WRONG choice in baseball teams…
lol j/k (not really!) 😉
And although Lilly is smokin’ hot,
I like Bibiana…she is cheerleader dynamite!
i meant to say…they have the lingerie bowl. damn you knicks..lol.. those wnba chicks are more manly then me…lol..oh wait a minute, what about basketball topless. can you imagine linsey dawn going up for a rebound. what a sight that would be!!
it’s a interesting idea but don’t they the lingerie bowl? besides there would be waaay to many hard-on’s even madden would get wood!! i love the miami dolphins cheerleaders. especially this one girl on the squad who has these big tits. i would give you her name and you can google it.” lilly robbins”. i love football “philadelphia eagles” and the new york mets and where on pace to lose 95 games this year way to go mets!!and of couse knicks who to this day, i say jordan, pipen, and grant hack charles smith under the broads!! oh memory’s..sorry maria got side tracked..but i would watch just to see how it is. 🙂
Okay, Dino, I Googled Lilly Robbins, and she has nice tits, but big? Man, you’re a SCORELAND guy! Your standards should be higher than that! 🙂 I betcha she doesn’t even have C-cups. She’s getting a lot of help from her bra in the shots I saw. This just goes to prove that the girls we see in real life who we think have big tits really don’t when compared to SCORE and Voluptuous girls.
Yesterday at lunch, Elliot and I saw a girl who really seemed to be packing. Voluptuous, and she dressed for her figure. But you know what? She was probably a D-cupper, at best.
Now, the Dolphins used to have one cheerleader who was really packing. She was the daughter of Joe Angel (the baseball announcer). Big, fake tits! But she didn’t last long with them. This was probably back in ’97 or 98.
LOL Bill! I agree. The WNBA is not my cup o’ tea.
I think I would appreciate the women’s U.S. soccer team topless. Or in tiny sports bras, thongs and cleats. 🙂
You should really push this idea. It would make the WNBA infinitely more watchable.